When I was a child, the teacher at the orphanage asked everyone what your dreams were.

Some people say that they became pilots, but they grew up to be couriers. It is also said that he is the boss of the underworld, but now he is moving bricks at the construction site, one hundred and fifteen a day, for food and shelter.

What's even more outrageous is that someone wants to be an emperor, but when he grows up, he becomes a food delivery person! The guy in the yellow robe and the big fish and meat is my classmate.

At that time, I was the only one who told everyone, "I want to be a big boss in the future." ”

And more than ten years later, I have also realized my dream and become a veritable big boss...... of bodyguards.

I'm very satisfied with my current life, the big boss and the big boss bodyguard, it's just two words.

In life, why bother with the difference between those one or two words.

After so many years of struggle, I now want a car, a car, and a house.

Although the car is a six-handed Chery QQ, I drove it very safely, and it was 60 miles to the sky, saving me a fine for speeding.

The only bad thing about this car is that it sounds everywhere except that the horn doesn't sound. There was a lot of noise along the way, and when I got off the car at the place, I saw that my grandmother had a leg and the rear door was gone......

The house is equipped by the company, less than 50 square meters, and everything else is good, but the bath depends on the weather forecast, and there is a bath before there is a rain.

Why, you ask? Dare I say my house is open?

I have a house and a car, and the only thing that is a little imperfect is that I don't have anyone I really like.

Maybe this is providence, I haven't met her yet.

I thought I would spend this life ordinarily, but an accident made me lose my good life.

We have to start from the beginning!

One afternoon, my boss and I went out to meet a client.

If you want to say that the boss is also a big ha, I forgot to take the very important documents, so let me go to his house to pick them up.

I took the door key given by the boss, just opened the door, and saw the most embarrassing scene in my life, my boss lady and a man are arguing about the sword in Huashan, not to mention how wonderful the scene is, that guy is estimated to be Kato Eagle's apprentice, that hand speed is not practiced for ten years or eight years, I estimate that it is enough to choke.

"Linax daddy flax daddy......" The proprietress shouted excitedly, and the two white rabbits were in front of me, like a big wave, dangling, and I almost had a nosebleed at that time!

Out of sight is pure, this kind of thing, I'm not stupid, I have to look at it when I see it!

When I found the documents, I secretly walked out, and I didn't even dare to breathe! If you want to say that it is enough inches, it is not a book without coincidence.

Just as he was about to leave the house, his cell phone rang.

"Come on, be happy, there's a lot of time anyway, come on, love......"

I hurriedly looked at the caller ID, and the insurance seller, Nima, could kill me! I hurriedly hung up the phone, but I was still discovered, and I looked at the proprietress very embarrassed.

"Get out!" However, the proprietress coaxed and calmly said three words. And just like that, I got out.

It's not that I'm cowardly, it's just that this boss's background is awesome, black and white, even if the boss knows about it, he has to endure being a live king!

Hey, I'm really miserable! Just because I bumped into the boss's wife and broke my shoes, my career is gone, my house is gone, and this month's salary is gone!

I swear, when one day Lao Tzu is transferred, I will take revenge for this messy and broken shoes, and let the proprietress kneel in front of me and call Dad!

But having said that, no matter what, life still has to go on.

Fortunately, I still have some savings, and there is no drop of eighteen thousand yuan, but I can still get seven or eight hundred, find a cheap apartment, and move in.

What I didn't expect was that moving into this apartment completely changed the trajectory of my life.

Every night when I went to bed, I always felt someone talking in my ear, and at 12 o'clock in the morning, I would be awakened, and my whole body felt extremely cold, as if I had fallen into an ice cellar.

To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts.

However, when the neighbors on the left and right saw me, they seemed to see a disaster star and ran away in a hurry.

After many inquiries, I learned that the apartment I rented had been dead and haunted!

If you want to say that I am really unlucky, this kind of thing can be encountered by me, no wonder the room rate is so cheap, I am being cheated.

My health is getting worse day by day, and I would love to move out, but unfortunately I don't have much money left.

I couldn't find a job for several months in a row, and I was extremely unlucky, and I wanted to die.

In order to be able to survive, I sleep at home during the day and go out to drive a black car at night.

One night, I was listening to a Himalayan audio novel in my car when two people banged on my car window.

That is, one old and one young, the old crane has a childish face, his hair is tied like an ancient person, and he is still wearing a yellow robe.

The little one looked to be eight or nine years old, white and chubby, with a round face and small glasses.

After the two of them got in the car, they said, Haicheng Funeral Home! After that, he didn't say a word.

When I heard where I was going, I thought to myself, what are you doing at the funeral home this big night? But looking at what the old man was wearing, he couldn't have been a movie.

To say that he was too naïve at the time, so obviously dressed like a Taoist.

The car was speeding down the road, and I looked behind me a few times through the rearview mirror.

Suddenly, I found this old man and young man, one holding a book in his hand, looking at it with relish.

When I saw the title of the book, I almost fainted, the child read "The Demon Patriarch", and the old man read "The Self-cultivation of a Taoist Priest".

I'm Nima, these two can't be psychologically problematic, right? I thought to myself.

After driving for about an hour and a half, I arrived at my destination.

I stopped the car and turned off the engine and said, "It's here!" ”

After hearing this, the old man and the child closed the two books unsatisfied, nodded, and asked how much the fare was.

"Fifty!" I said so.

"Give you twenty first, and you wait for us for a while. When we're done, we'll give you another eighty and pull us back. ”

Without waiting for me to speak, the old man took out twenty yuan from his pocket, handed it to me, and got out of the car with the child and went straight to the funeral home.

Looking at the disappearing figure, I shook my head, these two people are kind of interesting!

I looked down at the twenty yuan in my hand again, I was almost angry, this money was actually painted! And the painting is too bad, isn't it? This kind of money is only collected by fools, right?

Hey, wait, something seems wrong? Why am I taking this money?

Ahem......

Straight to the point......

, who the hell am I messing with? Run a black car, earn some extra money, and collect fake money.

I lit a cigarette and smoked it hard, and waited for the two bastards to come out and see what I could do with them.

Let's turn our attention to the funeral home.

An old man and a young man entered the funeral home and walked directly to the security room.

There was a middle-aged man in the security room, watching the two of them enter the house, and said with special enthusiasm: "Chief Mao, you are here, in the past few days, the funeral home has made a fuss, and the ghost cries wolf at night." It's been closed for almost a week. ”

"I went out of the country some time ago. Don't worry, you can watch with peace of mind, after tonight and tomorrow will be open. Your boss has told me, open the door, and my grandson will go in and subdue the female ghost. ”

With that, an old man and a young man walked into the depths of the funeral home.

At this time, the so-called Mao Daochang, holding a compass in his hand, walked back and forth in the room of the funeral home, stepping on the seven stars, full of regularity.

On the other hand, the little fat man, eating peanuts on the side, is still watching "Demon Ancestor".

The old man was a little angry, and drank: "Erlei, what time is it, you still read extracurricular readings." You must know that tonight, this female ghost has a hundred years of Taoism, and if she is not careful, she will never recover! Put it away, open the yin and yang eyes, and catch ghosts with grandpa. ”

The little fat man closed the book, put it in the gossip bag, and then said with a smile: "Grandpa, you are always the most promising Taoist of the Maoshan faction, just a little ghost, you have a top trick and sprinkle water." ”

"Hahaha...... Okay, Erlei, there is a future. Being praised by the little fat man, the old man said happily.

"Oops, it's not good, I forgot to take the cow's tears!"

"There is more than enough success and more failure, and you will know how to read villain books in one day, and you will not learn without skills!" The old man was a little angry. But then, the old man took out a bottle of eye drops and threw it to Erlei.

After Er Lei got his hand, he asked in some surprise: "Grandpa, isn't this just a shiny brand eye drop, and this is not a cow's tears, what are you giving it to me?" ”

"You know the fart, this is the purest scalper tears I got at a high price. With a drop, you can see ghosts for three days and three nights, which is more than ten times higher than the effect you used before! Don't ink, speed open the yin and yang eyes, and the ghosts will come over soon. ”

As the old man spoke, the compass in his hand trembled violently......