Calamity: Forget it, let's not talk about these things, after that, your master and I will become the official head of the Huashan faction, and I have a chance to learn the strongest sword move, Dugu Nine Swords.

Hehe, I was a little excited at that time. The master, who was still serious, suddenly said some snack with a hippie smile.

What kind of food is a bundle of practice for two and a half years to play basketball, what I just think I don't want you to think, what has a cause must have an effect, your retribution is me. I didn't understand all of it, but I could tell him to comfort me.

Calamity: I didn't even think about that, okay, have you been watching some weird stuff lately? I just told you that the future of this world is full of dangers, so what's wrong with saying something to make you happy?

It's sad to be the main head, and I used to play happily with my wife every day. That really means that you will go outside the mountain and go outside, and you will swim around the scenery of Beijing, Suzhou City, and Jiangnan Water Town.

Of course, you can't do without Ling'er. However, it would be a pity that Ling'er couldn't participate in some things at night, and at night, I put the Black Xuanjian in the cabinet to prevent Ling'er from sneaking out.

Physical communication between adults must not be seen by children, otherwise it will be very shameless.

But so is she in Allure, and she won't let me do anything before I get married. After all, it used to be very powerful for two people to hold small hands, and everyone couldn't go out until they got married.

Although we people in the rivers and lakes are not so particular, but environmental factors can only kiss at most before getting married.

Soul: What else do you want to do, master, it's not enough to kiss you.

Scourge: Is that something you can understand? As a young person in the new era, we must put saving the world in the first place, honoring and protecting our family in the second place, and let ourselves be a noble person and a person who is free from low-level interests.

That's what you should do, and as for these bad things, you can do them for the teacher. Don't ask so much, asking is talking about body art.

Soul: I suspect you're driving, but I don't have any proof.

Disaster: How can an adult thing be called driving, it's much easier than being an idol trainee. At least you don't have to learn what to sing, dance, rap basketball, do you?

The soul thought carefully for a while, and nodded silently.

"It's still the disciple who has mistaken it, master, what you have taught you is. It's true that driving is not as difficult as being an idol trainee, and you can't sing, dance, rap, or basketball. ”

"I've never seen such a request before, it's definitely not something that an S-level ability can do. It's like something that you ask a cultivator with a combat power of 100,000 to be a person with a combat power of five. ”

Even if the soul and the calamity star abandoned their martial arts on the spot, there were at least a few thousand combat power left. This requirement is still too high for them, after all, the legendary dance and writhing movements are also extremely coquettish.

Calamity: We also have such people in our sect, and they are legendary people who bundle up virtual vegetables. Speaking of him, there are many stories, when I was about to return to Huashan from the capital, I saw him performing on the roadside in the capital.

The first time I saw it, I thought that this person was definitely a talent, not only did he put a ball next to him, but he could also shoot the ball in a circle. The first time I watched him perform, my whole body lit up, and I really didn't dare to blink for fear that I would miss some important action.

Especially the dance that starts when he throws the ball at the end, constantly twisting his body to his music. Like a very graceful woman, of course, I only later learned that the person who danced like this was actually a man.

It makes me admire it even more, how to say that your master and I have been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and these craftsmen who sell their arts have seen a lot. No matter what the performance is, it is actually flying on the grass and floating on the water, which can make you fly after a few steps.

There is also a traditional craft, the chest is broken with a boulder, which is to use internal strength to gather in the chest to carry the momentum of the sledgehammer so that it will not suffer any internal injuries.

As for trauma, the recovery ability of our people in the rivers and lakes is still very strong, and there is also safflower oil that can be applied externally to reduce swelling or something. However, if a skilled craftsman is beaten for a day, nothing will happen, and a wave of travelers will perform a wave.

After being smashed by a hammer hundreds of times, it is still strong, this is the perseverance of our people in the rivers and lakes.

Soul: Is this really perseverance? Isn't it underbeaten, don't practice martial arts to practice being beaten?

Calamity: You don't understand that apprentice, and being beaten is also an art. How to let yourself be beaten by the other side but it doesn't hurt, and the more you fight, the more cool it gets, this is the ability. If you think about it, if two people who have studied martial arts compete, they will stand at the beginning and let the opposite side fight for dozens of minutes, and the mentality of the opposite side will go wrong.

At first, you will definitely feel that you look down on him, and it will make him very angry, so you will use all kinds of force to scare you with all kinds of moves. But after a long time, he has no strength to fight, and you still look at him with a smile on your face, and you can't help but say, brother, are you tired? Let's take a drink and give a gentle greeting to the young people of today.

It can be said that it is very perfect, and then there will be an impulse on the other side that it is better to go home and farm after many years of martial arts in vain.

At this time, special attention should be paid to correct his thinking.

A person who practices martial arts has been working hard since he was a child, getting up early and working late at night, and his own masters have used various devilish patterns to strengthen his physique. It is not easy to learn a martial art, then he feels that his martial arts are in vain and he wants to go home and farm, this idea is not specific enough.

You have to encourage him, saying, brother, your martial arts are indeed practiced in vain, but if you go to farming, there is no problem at all. My family is basically a farmer, and their strength is not small, but compared to my brother, it is still a little worse.

If my brother goes farming, I can introduce you to people or something, you see, then he will feel that you care for him.

You can't think that being beaten is a bad thing, you look at the people in the rivers and lakes, no matter how powerful they are, they have been beaten. As long as you learn this spirit of not being able to fight to death, you will change everyone's mentality, so that they will be too lazy to beat you.

Then you have succeeded, and very successfully. But why did the master feel so shocked that day?

That is, ordinary craftsmen take the initiative to be beaten, like a chest crushing boulder, swallowing a sword and flying into the sky, and the danger brought by their performance is the difficulty they give themselves.

It can be said that everyone who goes to watch this kind of performance thinks that this craft is really good, and it looks more dangerous and exciting.

And that extremely feminine bundle of virtual vegetables, not to mention the appearance, is extremely deceptive. First of all, the hair is relatively long and parted, and each dance pose will make his hair flutter in the wind and pose in an almost perfect arc. It's extremely beautiful to look at, and it's very magical to make people want to look at it twice.

Moreover, his clothes are suspenders

Body pants, that dress is very abstract, and it is not something that ordinary Beijing characters can wear. That is, the son of the second master of the capital, who has been at the forefront of the times, may be able to fight with him, the son of the second master is styled, his hair is all green, and he is a hedgehog head clothes, which is also Doudou shoes and leggings, which looks very spiritual.

As soon as he goes out, he will wave his hand and shake his head, so the people in the capital also affectionately call him a spiritual guy.

But just in terms of clothes and dressing, maybe the two of them are about the same level, but the son of the second grandfather is still a little bit different from this one.

The most important thing is the movement of the dance, and every movement of this feminine bundle of virtual dishes will bring a smile to the face. This is really like love, no matter what young man will fall in love with such a woman.

And every section of the music has a Ji You are too beautiful, and Ji is the meaning of a woman in the capital. That is, everyone who praises her is very beautiful and beautiful, you are so beautiful, such a straightforward compliment in that era of shyness to expression.

And only a small number of people can do it, and it's not just that.

His twisting of his waist is also very enchanting, using a modern word for apprentices, to describe the word that has no intention of asking.

To describe it in four words, it must be you.

At the beginning, your master just saw that there was some chaos in the capital, and a lot of people gathered around as if they were looking at something strange. Your master is still more troublesome, but your master likes to join in the fun, so she has to pull me over, so there is no choice but to accompany her.

When I got there, I really had a long vision, if it wasn't for your master, then your master would indeed regret it. actually missed such a wonderful performance, she can't be said to be a performer, she is definitely an artist who can't imitate her soul.

But according to herself, she is an idol trainee who has been practicing for two years, and these skills are collectively known as singing, dancing, rap, and basketball.

I usually train quite hard, and I have to insist on performing when I rub a piece of skin on my hands.

That's not to make money from our people in Beijing, it's all to let more people know that their singing, dancing, rap and basketball skills can be known to more people.

Soul: And what happened to him?

Disaster: Later, it seems that his dancing and deeds were known to many people in foreign countries. And others are also very good, as long as someone says something bad about him.

They would send someone to send him a letter from the Green Messenger, who was also the person who delivered the message at that time, and also asked the messenger to tell them that their skills were unquestionable, and they were also well received by many people.

The people in the capital like him a lot, but his performance is also dangerous. Mainly, it is a way of selling things like chest crushing boulders, which is risky for her own way of selling, but her performance will make some audiences feel unwell and difficult to control themselves.

I can't help but attack him with my fists and feet. This is also because of his profound acting skills and strong appeal.

Soul: What happened then?

Disaster: What can I do, it seems that she was broken and then her identity as a man was exposed. In the end, many women in the Qinglou didn't agree to kick him out, so they continued to go to the Qinglou as her idol trainee.

Selling art does not sell one's body, and a generation of Oiran bundles up empty vegetables. The legendary story about her is too long, your master can't say too much at all, she will be found by the green envoy of the capital.