Volume 1 The Beginning of the Glory Chapter 8 The Return
The reincarnation treasure record is a heavy treasure of the underworld, divided into two volumes, different from the life and death book of the ten halls of Yama, the reincarnation treasure record is mainly to record the origin and place of the world into reincarnation, the upper volume is controlled by black and white impermanence, mainly records the reincarnation of ordinary people in the world, the next volume is in charge before Zhong Kui, the main record of the reincarnation of the human practitioners, each has a division of labor, but, after that turmoil, Zhong Kui has handed over the reincarnation treasure record of the next volume, by the ten halls of Yama temporarily in charge.
The black-robed man had an extra golden token out of thin air in his hand, and the token slowly rose and entered the golden book.
"What are you asking?"
Black impermanence will learn from the female ghost's mouth, the birthdate, and his child's birth of the eight characters one by one to report to the golden book, and in a special way, a small section of the umbilical cord in the hand into powder, the powder slowly condensed into a thin line, one end connected to the female ghost's heart, one end into the golden book, a moment later, some golden symbols floated out of the golden book, slowly forming several lines of text.
The text is a special text for the underworld, and only Zhong Kui and the black-robed man present can understand it, so the female ghost looked at Zhong Kui with an urgent face, and Zhong Kui said lightly: "I found it, southwest Yunnan, female, twenty-nine years old." ”
Zhong Zhengnan was in his own spiritual sea, and asked curiously: "Is this reliable?" Didn't you say what your name was? Where do you live? ”
"The so-called umbilical cord, the sacred object of maintaining blood relatives, this method is incomparably effective, and it is used in each of them, and I can't talk to you in detail, and you will know it when you arrive in Yunnan." Zhong Kui explained.
Hei Wuchang put away the reincarnation treasure record, looked at Zhong Kui, and said solemnly: "I just knew that Lu Dongbin, that madman, didn't know what he had done, and he was beaten down from the mortal world, saying that he wanted to make meritorious service to atone for his crimes, and one of the credits was to arrest you, you should be careful!" ”
After that, Hei Impermanence hesitated again, "Actually, you don't have to worry too much!" ”
Zhong Kui took it for granted, "Those who should come will always come, I can't hide, I guessed that someone in the sky would come forward, but I didn't expect it to be that sword maniac, it's really a bit tricky!" ”
Hearing this, Zhong Zhengnan first looked incredulous, and then had a look on his face that I knew, "I'll just say that you bastard must have violated the rules of heaven, this is miserable, Lao Tzu will be killed by you!" ”
Zhong Kui ignored the fact that the stinky boy was splashing and rolling in the Linghai Xiao Zhou Tian, and wondered about the black impermanence: "What does it mean not to worry too much?" ”
"Just don't worry too much, think about it, in heaven and earth, except for those merits of the existence, you two can fight the most, although you are now miserable, but cultivate this kid well, it's not without a chance!"
Without waiting for Zhong Kui to speak again, Hei Wuchang said anxiously: "It's okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, alas, you, that ghost, now that I know you, don't think about continuing to bring disaster to the world, but with Zhong Kui as a guarantor for you, I will let you be in the world for another half a year, and after half a year, come to the underworld to report!" ”
The black impermanence disappeared in an instant, and then appeared somewhere in the underworld, "It's okay, it's almost leaked, if this is known by the ten old bastards who suddenly gained power, they can't pick a layer of Lao Tzu's skin!" ”
The female ghost dwelled, Zhong Zhengnan returned to his body, and the sky swirled, staggering, and sitting on the ground.
Zhong Zhengnan was still immersed in the black impermanence words, he couldn't calm down, his face was depressed, but the female ghost on the side said impatiently: "What are you waiting for now, let's leave for Yunnan immediately!" ”
"Don't go!"
"What did you say?" The female ghost said unhappily.
Zhong Zhengnan stood up violently, "I said no!" Why, Lao Tzu will fight the small people, why do you want me to fight with the ghosts for a while, and fight with the gods for a while, I look up to Lao Tzu too much, TV series don't act like this, come on, come on, you kill me now, anyway, I will die in the future! ”
The female ghost began to be hideous, and her murderous intent exploded.
"Alright, alright, go! I don't just complain, what's the hurry, before I go to Yunnan, I have to go home first, otherwise you will kill me! ”
As soon as the female ghost was about to speak, she heard Zhong Kui say to her: "You have six months, don't be in a hurry at this moment, just do what this kid said, and then set off for Yunnan!" Before this, you first dwelled in this heavenly umbrella, this gentleman has always said the same, promised you something, you can rest assured! ”
The female ghost was too lazy to talk nonsense with Zhong Zhengnan anymore, and one by one she dodged and turned into green smoke and entered the red umbrella.
Zhong Kui immediately said to Zhong Zhengnan: "It's a last resort to pull you into the water, I'm sorry for you, but don't worry, no matter what, I will keep you from dying!" ”
Zhong Zhengnan also returned to calm, "I'm not really afraid of death, I'm afraid of dying in a daze!" ”
Because the wooden box is too big to carry, it is too dazzling to carry a red umbrella and a peach wood sword, so Zhong Zhengnan went back to Linjia Village again, asked for two cloth bags, and carried them diagonally on his back, he asked the old people in the village, saying that there is a highway four miles out of the village, and he wants to try his luck to see if he can catch a ride.
Today, the moon is full, as bright as day, Zhong Zhengnan, who is in a hurry, wants to try his best to rush to the highway mentioned by the villagers at dawn to "wait for the rabbit".
About five o'clock in the morning, Zhong Zhengnan didn't know how far he had walked, both sides of the road were overgrown with weeds that were as tall as people, suddenly, the red umbrella on his back trembled, Zhong Zhengnan took off the umbrella and opened it, the female ghost appeared under the umbrella, she said to Zhong Zhengnan: "Mr. Huaigu's tomb is nearby, I want to go and see, this time, I will definitely not come back." ”
Zhong Zhengnan had a very good impression of the Taoist priest, so he had no objection, and followed the female ghost to a grassy earthen bag, and there was a wooden sign standing in front of the earthen bag, which read: The spiritual position of Mr. Huaigu of immeasurable merit, and the inscription is: The wicked Guo Xiaozhen is right, the glyph is upright and clever, and it comes from the woman's hand at a glance, but it is inevitable to lose the atmosphere.
Before dawn, the female ghost did not need an umbrella, Zhong Zhengnan closed the umbrella, put it next to the tomb, and went to the dirt bag to pull out the weeds, while the female ghost Guo knelt in front of the tombstone and began to kowtow.
"Mr. Sacred Heart, Xiaozhen has nothing to repay, if there is an afterlife, Xiaozhen will definitely be a cow and a horse to repay Mr. for his great kindness!"
After Guo Shi kowtowed, he got up and stood aside, looking at the figure pulling grass and adding soil to the grave, and suddenly felt that this kid was still a little cute.
Zhong Zhengnan added soil and weeded, and said to Zhong Kui in his heart: "This Taoist priest is really stupid, and he is really respectable!" ”
Zhong Kui was a little silent after seeing the black impermanence, and he really couldn't figure out if those immortals in the sky had taken the wrong medicine, and they would actually send that sword maniac down, and at this time he heard Zhong Zhengnan's sighing words, so he nodded and said: "There are many foolish people in the world, obsessed with love, obsessed with goodness, and obsessed with humanity, so the world is the world, otherwise, wouldn't it be as good as hell." ”
Zhong Zhengnan finished pulling the grass, got up and patted the soil, bowed three times to the soil bag, and sighed, "Joy, anger, sorrow, greed, hatred, and stupidity, and the word idiot can include the other six, the Taoist priest is an idiot, and the old woman is not, and people are really contradictory, and I am no exception, thinking about Wanguan's family wealth, but I am idle all day long." ”
Hearing this, Zhong Kui smiled angrily: "You are lazy, what kind of nonsense!" ”
When he came to the side of the road, it was already more than seven o'clock, if it wasn't for Zhong Zhengnan, who was born a road idiot, who took the wrong road halfway, he should have arrived earlier, Guo had already returned to the Tianyin umbrella, and was placed by Zhong Zhengnan along with the wooden sword at the lower strap of the backpack on his back waist, and the bored Zhong Zhengnan sat on the side of the road, and he didn't see a car driving by for a long time.
It is said on the Internet that you can take a ride with a thumbs up, and I have seen it in the TV series, but it seems to be useless, the pestle has been on the side of the road for more than an hour, and more than ten cars have run past, but no one wants to take care of themselves.
A sports car that looked very luxurious drove far away, Zhong Zhengnan subconsciously beckoned, but put himself in his shoes, such a good car, the people inside must be either rich or expensive, how would they be willing to provoke a man whose hair has solidified into strips, so he quickly put his hand down, planning to wait.
What Zhong Zhengnan didn't expect was that the luxury car with more than luxury and heavy fat powder actually slowly stopped in front of him, the window opened, and a stunning beauty with a ponytail, a cap, jeans, and white short sleeves stuck out her head, "Hey, brother, where are you going?" I'll give you a ride if you stop by! ”
Zhong Zhengnan, who was a little nervous for no reason, hesitated and said: "That... My name is Zhong Zhengnan, oh no, I'm back in town! ”
The beauty said heartily: "It's just right, I'll go back to the city and get in the car!" ”
Zhong Zhengnan didn't know where he got the courage, threw the things on his body to the back seat, and ran to the co-pilot seat very shamelessly.
The beauty had strange eyes, raised her eyebrows and shrugged her shoulders, and drove on the road.
On the way, the beauty looked at Zhong Zhengnan, "Brother, backpacker? ”
"No... No, freelance writer, I came out to collect the wind, there was a little accident, a little embarrassed, I don't usually do this! ”
The beauty held back a smile and introduced herself: "By the way, my name is Tao Mu, Tao of ceramics, Mu of bathing!" ”
"My name is Zhong Zhengnan......"
"Before you said it!"
"Yes! Look at my memory! ”
After being silent all the way, Zhong Zhengnan felt a little hot, and he didn't dare to look at the woman who called herself Tao Mu.
When I arrived in the city, it was already a few hours later, the beauty parked, Zhong Zhengnan packed up, and wanted to give all the cash on his body to the woman as a reward, but the beauty refused: "You better keep it as the travel fee, or go find a place to clean up yourself, when you get to the city, you look like this and want to take a taxi again, I'm afraid no one dares to let you get in the car, goodbye!" ”
Looking at the direction where the beauty left, in fact, he couldn't even see the tail lights, Zhong Zhengnan suddenly felt that he didn't want to die early, and repeated the word Tao Mu over and over again, Zhong Zhengnan walked into a barber shop.
"Brother, how handsome and how to come!"
Zhong Zhengnan, who walked out of the barbershop, shaved his hair short and became more beautiful.
Take out your phone and dial the phone.
On the other end of the phone, "Brother Nan, I'm finally willing to call my brother!" ”
"That's... Borrow some money for emergencies, I'm coming back! ”
"The money is no problem, it's only been a few days, why are you coming back! I've found a new sister-in-law, Brother Nan is Brother Nan, bullish! ”
“……”
Zhong Zhengnan hung up the phone without hesitation, and chatted for hours without changing his breath with Qian Duoduo's beating!
After hanging up the phone for a while, the mobile phone received a transfer message, not much, Qian Duoduo that kid knows Zhong Zhengnan's temper, just right, being able to do this is a kind of ability in itself.
Reciting the word "Tao Mu" again, Zhong Zhengnan, who was full of joy, moved forward in the direction of the station.
Although life is suffering, as long as there are one or two comfortable things occasionally, people can still have hope!