Chapter 148: This Man Will Be Allowed to Fire in the Future
Seeing that after half past twelve, Yu Shan and Xu Hui were also hungry, and they didn't leave the airport, so they ate two bowls of fried noodles in the airport. www.biquge.info As the saying goes, people are iron and rice are steel, and this is full of food and drink, and the spirit is back.
Yu Shan pondered that he and Xu Hui were not familiar with each other in the capital, and it was really inconvenient, so he simply took out his mobile phone and called Liu Huan. The first time I called, Liu Huan didn't answer, and after a while, Liu Huan's call came back.
"Shanzi, have you arrived in the capital?" This time, Liu Huan didn't call Brother Yu anymore, but simply called Shanzi. "I was thinking about the song "Life and Death Inseparable" you wrote just now, and I didn't hear the phone ringing."
Yu Shan said: "Brother Huan, Xu Hui and I have arrived, and we are now at the airport, how can we get along?" ”
"Yo? It's already there, huh? Why didn't you say it earlier, you wait, I'll go and pick you up now. ”
Yu Shan hurriedly said politely: "Brother Huan, you tell me the place directly, and I'll take a taxi and go over." ”
"Hey! What you said is enough to see the outside, even if I don't rush at you, I have to go over to Xiaohui. Don't say it, wait, it'll be there in a while. After speaking, Liu Huan hung up the phone in a hurry.
Yu Shan and Xu Hui waited for an hour at the airport, and saw Liu Huan, who was wearing a mask and sunglasses, hurriedly entered the terminal. His long flowing hair, fluffy, parted, and back was so eye-catching that Yu Shan, who was far away, recognized it, stood up and beckoned to him.
Not only Yu Shan recognized it, but also several passengers waiting for the plane. In these years, air tickets are expensive, and people who can afford to fly are not ordinary people, so even if they recognize it, the big guys have maintained restraint, at most they say hello and ask for an autograph, and try to keep their voices low and silent, so as not to bring trouble to Liu Huan.
If this is put in one or five years, Sensei said that Liu Huan is such a big wrist, cats and dogs will have to be chased and intercepted by fans. Someone asked, what if there are no fans? It's simple, if you don't have fans, then create fans, in short, the scene has to be in full swing, and those who don't know think this person is going to be popular.
Liu Huan signed a few names, strode over and patted Yu Shan's shoulder enthusiastically, and the next moment he reached out to pull the suitcase: "Let's go, the car is outside." Huh? Have you eaten or not? ”
Where can Yu Shan let Liu Huan carry his luggage? grabbed it, dragged the suitcase and said, "The fried noodles we just ate." Xiaohui landed at almost half past twelve, and we were both hungry. ”
Liu Huan complained and said, "Eh, look at you, how good is it to call in advance?" You said hello in advance, let's eat roast duck directly at noon. Well, in the evening, I'll arrange to eat roast duck in the evening. ”
Xu Hui pushed a few words, but Yu Shan agreed: "Cheng, Brother Huan, how do you arrange for us to be successful." ”
For fear that the two of them would not be able to fit too many things, Liu Huan specially borrowed a Volkswagen T4 from a friend, and Yu Shan saw that the tires of this car were all new, and it was estimated that he had bought it for a few months. After putting away the luggage, everyone got into the car. Yu Shan sat in the co-pilot and talked with Liu Huan along the way.
Liu Huan is very good at taking care of people, and saw Xu Hui curiously looking at the street scene of the capital from the inverted mirror, so he simply drove the car onto Chang'an Avenue and let Xu Hui take a good look at Tiananmen Square.
"This is Tiananmen Square?"
Liu Huan smiled and said, "What? Not quite what you think? ”
Xu Hui said suspiciously: "It's a little different." ”
In the TV, Tiananmen Square is tall and majestic, but Chang'an Avenue is too wide and far away.
In recent years, there are not so many cars on the streets of the capital, and the streets are full of yellow vans, and the people of the capital affectionately call this kind of bread noodles. The starting price is cheap, the body is narrow, and you can get into any alley. However, Liu Huan said that it will not be easy to see each other in the future, and the capital has issued a clause saying that it will be completely abolished by the end of this year.
From Chang'an Avenue from east to west, go north on the 4th Ring Road, then go west, then go north on the 5th Ring Road, until you reach the tomb of King Rui. After getting off the fifth ring road, Yu Shan thought that he had arrived, but when he looked up, he saw a few big words written on the 'school gate' 'Forestry and Fruit Research Institute'.
Yu Shan was a little stunned and asked, "Brother Huan, did you make a mistake?" ”
Liu Huan skillfully turned the steering wheel and drilled the alley against the research institute. "That's right, it's in the alley ahead."
T4 drove cautiously into the alley, and after driving not far, Liu Huan stopped the car on the left side of the road and honked the horn a few times. After waiting for a long time and not seeing anyone, Liu Huan and Yu Shan glanced at each other, and the latter simply got out of the car and moved the iron door with pulleys.
After moving the iron gate, Yu Shan saw the sign hanging on the door buttress, 'Beijing Midi Music School'. Liu Huan parked the car in front of the building on the second floor of the small one, turned off the engine and got out of the car. At the beginning of this year, the fifth ring was considered a suburb, and when he came, Yu Shan also saw the vegetable garden. After looking around, Mao Dajin said that this campus can be as big as a middle school campus. There are two small second floors on the left and right of the gate, and there are some old houses with tiled roofs around, if it weren't for Liu Huan's character, Yu Shan would have led Xu Hui away.
Xu Hui, the girl, also looked around, seeing that the campus environment was even worse than their Qibei Normal School, and her eyes were full of doubts. Liu Huan saw it and explained on the side: "Private schools are like this, don't just look at the environment, the teachers of Midi are still good." ”
Liu Huan led the two of them into the small second floor on the left, and he didn't go upstairs, but just opened the windows on the left side of the first floor and looked in. Stop at the third door, knock on it, and wave at the people inside.
In less than twenty seconds, a woman came out, dressed like a rock fan, and she was probably older than Liu Huan. Liu Huan greeted with a smile: "You guys have already started school?" ”
"School just started today," the woman glanced at Yu Shan and Xu Hui, and said, "It's this little girl, right?" ”
"Yes, that's what I told you." Liu Huan pulled Xu Hui and introduced: "Xiaohui, this is Xiao Tong, the teacher of pop and rock vocal music of Bishop Midi. She used to be the lead singer of the band......"
"I know I know," Xu Hui became excited and bowed to Xiao Tong: "Hello Mr. Xiao, I like the song "Illusion" you sing. ”
Xiao Tong smiled and said, "That's all in the past." He turned his head to look at Liu Huan and said, "Xiaohui's personal conditions are good, I feel a little bit of starry." Cheng, you can hand them over to me. ”
Liu Huan asked, "Where can I go through the admission procedures?" ”
Xiao Tong looked at the time, went back to the classroom to explain a few words, and came out and said, "I'll go along." ”
Xiao Tong led the three of them to another building, built a student registration file for Xu Hui, paid the tuition, and issued a meal ticket and dormitory key, and the formalities were completed.
Xu Hui's dormitory is one of those old houses, a small room with two double beds. The current midi is far from being as famous as it was later, and the annual enrollment is not enough to recruit people at all. Under Xiao Tong's special care, Xu Hui was assigned a good dormitory. The morning sun is full of light, and there are two people in the dormitory, plus Xu Huicai.
Everything was settled, and Xiao Tong ran back to continue the class. After Xu Hui finished making the bed, she heard the sound of electric guitar and drum kit coming from another dormitory.
At this moment, her face was no longer full of doubts when she first arrived, and she was full of joyful smiles. Perhaps in her opinion, being able to live in the world of music every day is a happy thing in itself.
Originally, Liu Huan planned to accompany Yu Shan and Xu Hui around in the afternoon to make the best of the friendship of the landlord. As a result, as soon as he settled in, a phone call from the school came, and Liu Huan had to go back.
Liu Huan was very embarrassed, but Yu Shan didn't care, and said with relief: "It's okay, Brother Huan, you have something to do first." I can do it with Xiaohui. ”
The school did have something to do with Liu Huan, and the matter had come to this point, so Liu Huan had to say: "That's okay, you just stay first, I'll pick you up when I'm done, let's go eat roast duck in the evening." ”
Liu Huan drove away in a hurry, Yu Shan and Xiaohui stood at the school gate and thought about it, anyway, today is not a class, it is better to go out for a walk. The two of them stopped a car and went to Dashilar. got out of the car from Dashilar, and the two of them looked east and west. Not only is Xu Hui, who came to the capital for the first time, Yu Shan himself is also full of curiosity about the old capital in ninety-eight years.
Walking and walking, the sky is not beautiful, and it suddenly rains. Neither of them brought umbrellas, so they hurriedly stepped up to find a place to shelter from the rain. Walking out half a street, the rain suddenly became heavier, and Yu Shan hurriedly pulled Xu Hui to hide under the eaves.
When Yu Shan stood under the eaves, he found that the door under the eaves was open. What is this place? Yu Shan turned his head to look, and saw a short and fat man with a mid-parted back looking at him.
Humpty Dumpty had a very festive face and was wearing a coat. Huh? This man looks a little familiar.
Yu Shan and Humpty Dumpty stared at each other for a long time, and Humpty Dumpty suddenly became happy: "Two, this rain can't stop for a while, why don't you two come in and hide?" ”
It's strange, not only does the face look familiar, but the voice of the voice is also familiar.
Yu Shan was bored and said, "Let me ask, what kind of place are you?" ”
"Oh, this is Guangde Building, we have Jingyun drums here, and cross talk, why don't you buy a ticket to listen to relieve your boredom?"
Ah! Yu Shan finally recognized it, isn't this Humpty Dumpty non-famous cross talk actor Lao Guo?
Yu Shan was frightened for a long time for the image of the ninety-eight-year-old old Guo, who would have thought that Lao Guo used to have hair? And it's also a big back in the middle.
After a while, Yu Shan asked, "How are the tickets sold?" ”
"Ten yuan a person, it also sells tea and dried fruits, and I can't be hungry or thirsty."
Yu Shan began to rummage through his wallet and handed Lao Guo twenty yuan. Lao Guo took the money, ran faster than Yu Shan, and shouted while running: "It's all spirits, there are guests, hurry up and start the show!" ”
Yu Shan entered the door and saw that the teahouse was dark and oppressive, and there was not even a ghost shadow. Inside, there are tables of eight immortals, with six chairs next to one table. Lao Guo ran away, and the guy who was dozing off hurriedly greeted him: "What do you two want?" ”
Yu Shan casually asked for a pot of tea, asked for a few dried fruits, and then asked the guy, "No one today?" ”
The guy said dejectedly: "The weather is bad, everyone is hiding at home to avoid the rain, who will listen to the cross talk?" ”
"Oh," Yu Shan nodded thoughtfully, "You guys are here...... How many seats are there? ”
The guy was a little dizzy: "What do you mean?" ”
Yu Shan looked around, took out five hundred yuan from his wallet, and stuffed it into the man's hand: "It's just the two of us, which is equivalent to chartering the venue." I don't like to take advantage of others, take it, I've got it. ”
The guy's eyes widened and reacted for a long time, and his face suddenly bloomed like a chrysanthemum: "Eh, thank you, thank you." ”
As soon as the guy ran backstage and said, Lao Guo's tears almost didn't fall. He sighed in the background and said: "It's all about selling some strength, we have to be worthy of our parents." ”
Within two minutes, Lao Guo first came on stage and sang a Taiping lyrics, and then changed Mr. Zhang to stand-up comedy.
Mr. Zhang was just halfway through his speech when Yu Shan's mobile phone rang. As soon as the phone rang, Mr. Zhang couldn't go on, so he stared at Yu Shan. Yu Shan was embarrassed, and when he picked it up, he heard that it was Yang Rui, and asked Yu Shan if he picked up Xu Hui. Yu Shan hung up the phone without saying a word, and Mr. Zhang on the stage continued to speak.
When Mr. Zhang stepped down, Lao Guo and Mr. Xing came to the stage. Lao Guo Yi came to the stage and pointed at Yu Shan and said: "Today, you two have to listen well, you must greet me when you go to the toilet, otherwise you won't be able to leave for a while, we have more people in the background than you, and you will have to suffer if you fight." ”
came up with such a sentence and made Xu Hui lean forward and backward, Yu Shan was happy while pondering, it seemed that Lao Guo had said this in the cross talk. He seems to have invisibly changed history again?
Lao Guo told Mr. Xing about "Dream of the Western Expedition", and for more than half an hour, Yu Shan and Xu Hui didn't stop laughing. Yu Shan sighed in his heart, listening to cross talk on the spot is different, which can be regarded as fulfilling a wish in Yu Shan's heart.
After Yu Shan and Zhao Xiaomeng got married, the two of them unified their two wishes. One is to go to a concert by Xu Wei; The other is to listen to Lao Guo's cross talk.
Now I have listened to the cross talk, but unfortunately the person around me is not Zhao Xiaomeng. Thinking of this, Yu Shan's heart was mixed, and he wondered if he would return to life if he wore it back to the original state.
Lao Guo went down with Mr. Xing, and Lao Guo's daughter-in-law came to the stage and sang a Beijing rhyme drum. Time passed quietly in silence, and when Lao Guo came to power again, Yu Shan's phone rang again. It was Liu Huan who called this time, saying that the place had been arranged, and asked where Yu Shan was.
Yu Shan said: "Brother Huan, don't bother, the two of us are at the front door, and we will go over the place when you say it." ”
Liu Huan couldn't resist Yu Shan, and hung up the phone after saying the place.
Yu Shan put away the phone and stood up with his fists in apology: "I'm sorry, there is really something wrong, I have to go first." ”
Lao Guo glared: "Someone, this kid is going to run!" ”
Hula came up from the backstage several people...... Jokes are jokes, Lao Guo led a group of artists to send Yu Shan and Xu Hui out of the theater garden, and reluctantly said: "I'll let you go this time, come early next time, don't leave if you can't finish listening." ”
Coming out of Guangde Building, Xu Hui recalled the cross talk just now and said, "It's really strange, isn't the cross talk quite interesting?" Why has cross talk become more and more bad in recent years? ”
Yu Shan said: "All art forms have to return to their roots. Cross talk is interesting in the teahouse, there are too many restrictions on TV, and there are so many that those who really understand cross talk can't open their mouths. After a pause: "However, cross talk will have to be revived sooner or later." Look, just that Humpty Dumpty just now will definitely be able to fire in the future. (To be continued.) )