Chapter 203: Uninvited Guest

"Then how many people live in your heart? Can I still live there? It was originally quite a sensual and sensational picture, but it was very embarrassing to be asked by Lin Ruyi which pot to open and which pot to mention.

I touched my head and said with a hippie smile: "I have a big heart, how many people can live!" ”

"I don't want to be squeezed with others."

"Miss Kelin, you're living in it now, and most of the time it's quite comfortable, would you still want to move out?" Uncle Wei asked happily on the side.

"Oops!" Lin Ruyi blushed and snorted, and Uncle Wei continued: "First of all, I want to state that I don't agree with the phenomenon of three wives and four concubines in ancient times, logically speaking, feelings should be from the beginning, if you can't start from the beginning, always eat from the bowl and look at the pot, then even if there are thousands of excuses, it can't hide the essence of the scumbag." As he spoke, Uncle Wei looked at me meaningfully and asked, "Am I right?"

"Uh......", Uncle Wei's sudden question made me even more embarrassed, and I didn't know how to answer, which play is this old comrade singing now?

"But, if you don't eat in the bowl and look at the pot, but all of them are in the bowl at the beginning, no matter which one is discarded, it is irresponsible, although it is easy to hold up too much in a bowl, but if you chew it slowly, it can be digested, as long as you finish eating, don't continue to fill it in the bowl."

Uncle Wei is like a great philosopher, all the nonsense, what he said seriously, I was immediately full of deep admiration for him, the old comrade is worthy of being an old comrade, in the end he has experienced the ups and downs of life, all kinds of crooked reasoning and heresies are at your fingertips, the most important thing is that it seems to have some truth in listening.

"What are you talking about? What bowl in the pot? Are you not full? Sister Hua on the side asked puzzledly.

Lin Ruyi smiled and put her arms around Sister Hua's shoulders and said, "When you want to live in a man's heart one day, you will be able to understand what Uncle Wei said just now." ”

"Lives in a man's heart?" Sister Hua said disdainfully: "I don't want to live in any man's heart, men's hearts are dirty." ”

After returning to the ship, I asked Uncle Wei and them to rest first, what happened tonight still made me faintly uneasy, I don't know if this night can really be calm, so I decided to go to the deck to keep watch for the night.

Standing on the deck, looking at the sea in the distance, the bright and soft moonlight reflects the sea into a snowfield, and the waves that roll up from time to time are like hares in the snow.

At this time, Lin Ruyi also walked to the deck, she stood beside me and gently held my arm, snuggled up, and said affectionately: "I remember the last time I came, we also stood like this in the night and looked into the distance, I hope it can go on like this forever." ”

I touched her head and said, "Although there is beauty in the night, we yearn for the light after all. ”

"I found you, if you don't have a hippie smile, you can still talk very attractively."

"So, I'm not attractive when I'm smiling? Don't you all say that there is a shih h Tzu in the eyes of a lover, you should feel attractive with every smile and every move of my face? ”

"Phew!" Lin Ruyi pinched my waist coquettishly, "Who is your lover?" Who's Who's Shih Tzu? ”

I hugged Lin Ruyi tightly, and then shouted loudly at the sea in the distance: "Lin Ruyi is my favorite woman, she is my Xi Shi, I will always guard by her side!" ”

"Oops! What are you yelling in the middle of the night! Lin Ruyi was blushed by my voice, and although she was a little embarrassed to pinch my waist again, the joy on her face couldn't be suppressed.

At the same time, although my voice pushed the sweet atmosphere between me and Lin Ruyi to a climax, it also shocked the pirates living on the dock ships, many ships lit up, and then all kinds of complaints came one after another, but I didn't hear it, just hugged Lin Ruyi tightly, and enjoyed the happy time that only belonged to the two of us.

Suddenly, a black shadow appeared on the dock, and it seemed to be coming towards our boat, so I quickly pulled Lin Ruyi and hid.

Within a few minutes, the shadow crept onto our boat, but he was so cautious that he stopped at almost every step to listen to the movement.

"Who is it?" Lin Ruyi asked me softly.

"I don't know, but the uninvited guest is certainly not a good person, let's keep it silent and see what this guy has to do."

The black shadow briefly looked around the ship, and after making sure that there was no one, the god mysteriously took out a glass bottle from his bosom, which was filled with black liquid.

The dark shadow spilled the contents of the glass bottle on the deck, and a strange smell immediately spread through the air.

I whispered to Lin Ruyi, "What is that?" Why does it taste so strange? ”

Lin Ruyi said: "It's hard to say, could it be gasoline?" But the color and taste are not right. ”

"Whatever it is, it's not going to be a good thing anyway." As I spoke, I walked out of hiding with Lin Ruyi, and the black shadow who was pouring the liquid was startled, and hurriedly hid the bottle in his hand behind him.

I asked him with a calm face, "What are you doing in the middle of the night?" Why did you come to our boat and sprinkle water? Do you think our deck is too dirty and ready to mop the floor for us? ”

"I, this, that, on the wrong boat, on the wrong boat!" The black shadow explained hesitantly.

"On the wrong boat? No, I just saw you look and look at our ship, look and see, maybe you can't see the wrong ship? ”

"It's on the wrong boat! Excuse me, farewell! With that, the shadow turned around and was about to leave, and I immediately rushed over with an arrow, blocking his way.

"Come if you want, leave if you want, you think this is your home? Besides, you've poured so much water on our deck, even if you want to leave, you'll have to mop us up first, right? ”

At this time, Uncle Wei, who heard the movement on the deck, also walked out, and everyone surrounded the black shadow.

"Humph! You think you're going to stop me? The shadow suddenly pulled out a gun from his bosom and pointed it at us.

I said to the Shadow, "You'd better think about it, you only have one gun." ”

"There is only one gun, but Jiaoyou has a deck!"

"Jiaoyou?" Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what it was.

The black shadow said to us proudly: "As long as there is a little spark, the Jiao oil can be quickly ignited, and once it burns, it is difficult to extinguish even the water except for the Jiao oil that is all burned." ”

"Who are you? What do you want? ”

"You don't care who I am, since I was discovered by you today, I also admit it, now hurry up and get out of the way."

I don't know if the liquid on the deck is Jiao Oil, and I don't know if Jiao Oil burns as fiercely as the black shadow said, so I don't dare to act rashly, but it is impossible to let this uninvited guest go easily.

Seeing that we didn't mean to get out of the way, the black shadow was a little anxious, he shook the gun in his hand and said, "If you don't want to die, get out of the way for me!" ”

I approached the black shadow step by step, until the muzzle of his gun was completely on my chest, and I said lightly: "Speaking of death, I really haven't experienced it, or you will fulfill me once?" ”

"Han Dong!" Lin Ruyi, who didn't know what I wanted to do, immediately wanted to step forward and pull me, but I waved my hand and signaled her not to come.

"Are you crazy!" The black figure holding the gun against my chest obviously didn't know what I was going to do, and the hand holding the gun trembled slightly.