Gu Technique (1)

The weather is nice today, and the weather is very windy and sunny. My mother mysteriously called me early in the morning to ask me to go back, at first I thought there was an emergency, but when I got home, I found out that it was the third aunt who saw that I had been doing well in the tertiary industry in recent days and first introduced me to a daughter-in-law. When my parents heard this, they agreed with this idea, because they thought that I was too old to study anyway, so it was better to start a family as soon as possible, so that they could have their grandchildren earlier.

Of course, I refuse! So far, I haven't been in a relationship in half my life, and it's a bit too much for you to ask me to go on a blind date. And I've heard a saying, according to statistics, the average successful person is 12 years older than his spouse, and the elite is 17 years older than his spouse, and people like me who aspire to become an elite should still have a future wife in elementary school and kindergarten, so I don't want to waste my current time and money to support someone else's wife! With this money, I use it to make a big sword, and I can choose women with different looks and different styles. In the end, I euphemistically rejected the third aunt's marriage on the grounds that the American imperialism had not been extinguished, and why did I get married.

But the third aunt's last sentence really aroused my interest, she said that the girl used to study music, and she played a good flute.

Can you get a? It's a craft that's hard for me to refuse, and you know why. Of course, don't think about it, I just think that listening to more can cultivate my artistic sentiments, and it is definitely not as dirty as you think.

"Alas, handsome is also a burden, and the good days of being young and frivolous will end as soon as you are sensible. I'm also an adult now, I can't be so willful, my parents' orders are matchmakers, and I'm still a more traditional filial son, I can't bear to go against my parents' wishes, forget it! Third aunt, I'd better go and see you. I said shamelessly.

The third aunt was a little surprised, and she didn't know why I suddenly had such a huge change. She hurriedly said okay, okay, okay, and then called me Zhang Luo, I couldn't help but sigh, she really worked hard for a few pieces of matchmaker money.

The place to meet is about in the alley of the third uncle, the third uncle is my own family, and he is also a highly respected figure in our village.

You may wonder why I chose the location of the blind date at someone else's house, which is a long story, this is the custom of our hometown as always. Since ancient times, whenever there is a matchmaker, the meeting place is usually chosen in the home of a local person with a prominent family. It is said that if the man and woman are lucky enough to marry in the future, their future children and grandchildren can get the luxury of the family.

Old superstition, if you believe it, you don't believe it. Besides, I'm in the supernatural industry now, so I can do whatever my family arranges me to do.

The girl I went on a blind date with was surnamed Jiao Mingyue, at first glance, this surname did sound a bit powerful, and it was the first time I encountered it in my life. She looks okay, wearing a white dress, two shallow dimples on her face, and her figure is acceptable, and she is generally bumpy.

Due to the lack of blind date experience in this area, I began to act a little reserved, and I was a little nervous and unclear.

Overall, this girl met my expectations and was my dish. Especially when she smiled slightly, she could also show two cute little tiger teeth, which was very much in line with my appetite, and I was a little spring in the heart. I said to her without hesitation of praise: "When I see you, I think of a song, as if the lyrics in it are my little sister with a beautiful tiger tooth, and you give me a very appropriate feeling." ”

Maybe my sister's methods are indeed too young, this girl looks unfazed, and she looks at me angrily. Then he replied very disdainfully: "I'll go~~~, your cold humor is about to freeze, why don't you say that your sister has a beautiful mole." It's cheesy! ”

I didn't expect this girl to speak quite sharply, and she was really worthy of the great surname Jiao, none of which were fuel-efficient lamps.

The atmosphere was inexplicably awkward, and I couldn't figure out whether this girl was here for a blind date or to seek revenge. The third uncle coughed twice on the side, probably the first time he saw the two of them on a blind date with a bitter and bitter appearance.

Of course, in the spirit of a gentleman, I didn't want to worry more about her, I am also a seven-foot boy and young talent, if I am on the bar with a girl, it will be too bad.

For the first time in such a meaningful life, I didn't want to talk about the sky to death, but it was difficult to find a topic, and suddenly I remembered that my third aunt said that she could do a, so why don't I discuss the topic of music with her? At that time, I was also a rare opponent when I sang "Impulsive Punishment" in class, and I was confident that I had a certain musical attainment, after all, I had always considered myself a person full of musical bacteria at that time.

"I heard that you are a good, what tracks are you generally good at?"

Don't laugh at my question, although it is brainless, it is not completely devoid of firewood, rice, oil and salt.

The girl was a little surprised, she looked at me blankly, which made me feel a little meaningful.

"My best track is Erquan Yingyue!" The girl replied to me very simply.