Respect for the Dead (1)
After the last bloody corpse incident, I planned to repair for a while to relax, after all, this single was so dangerous that it almost made me burp, and now I think about it, my mood is a little heavy, but the next morning, my second uncle had already called me mysteriously to his room.
I've always been disgusted with people who disturb my cultivation, so I asked a little upset, "Mr. Liang, what's wrong?" What do you have for advice at this moment? ”
I didn't expect the second uncle to know how to count, maybe my sentence "Mr. Liang" made him lose himself, he said flutteringly: "Nephew, I have seen that your performance has not been good recently, and I feel that there is still a little flaw in my guts, I plan to send you to further study!" ”
"What? What inexplicable? Just do this trick and deceit with you, and still have further study? "I felt like his brain was pumping again.
"To the training! Knowledge changes fate, this is the importance of academic qualifications, you have been in the society for so long, you should not know this truth! Especially to do our business to be bold and knowledgeable, you have been scared at every turn recently, so I want to send you to your funeral home to move the corpse and experience the experience. The second uncle said very seriously.
"What? Crematorium? Moving corpses? Second uncle, you shouldn't have a brain pump! What's the trouble with me doing that? "I almost scolded him for this extremely brainless behavior.
"Still disgusted? Which of your ancestors didn't crawl out of the pile of corpses? That's it! You have to go, you have to go, you have to go! Not negotiable! The second uncle's words were unprecedentedly firm.
I love the confusion of this fucking career plan! Do you want to be a corpse mover across industries? It's a bit too exciting.
"This ,,, second uncle, aren't we doing this business? You're asking me to move the body again, isn't that a bit inappropriate? Will this be a shame for the heirs, in addition, it is actually quite terrible to think about. I was a little frightened, and there was some pleading in my words, trying to change my uncle's mind.
The second uncle glanced at me and said with disdain: "What? Cowardly? If you're scared, just give up and go back to moving bricks, but then your good days are almost over! Either do what I say, and it's good for you and me! ”
I'll go! He has now caught my greed for money and is speaking unscrupulously.
"Humph! I'm afraid? Just do it, what's the big deal. Besides, isn't it just moving corpses, it's cleaner than your set of cheating, kidnapping, kindness, and kindness! Go for it! Although I didn't like what I said, the second uncle still listened very happily.
Since then, I have gone further and further on this road of no return. Completely ignoring the opposition of his family, he went to the morgue of the funeral home and began another experience as an inheritor--- as a corpse mover.
When it comes to funeral homes, there is a misunderstanding, of course, including myself in the past, I always think that funeral homes are the civilized name of crematoriums, which is a word used to improve the quality. But in fact, the crematorium is just a place where the body is burned, while the funeral home is the place where the body is parked, because the two places are generally together, so it is easy to get confused.
Although before this, I had been boasting in front of my second uncle that I was not afraid of heaven and earth, but when I first entered the funeral home, I still felt cold in my heart, this ghost place is strange to say, no matter how sunny the weather outside is, it is gloomy inside.
Because my second uncle had explained something in advance, the staff at the funeral home knew that I was a temporary worker to train my courage. They all threw their dirty work on me, and it made me miserable.
At this time, you should want to ask how I feel about the corpse, to be honest, the first time I touched the corpse, the feeling of cold sweat coming from my fingertips made me unforgettable. Moreover, the corpse of the funeral home is usually hardened, and the whole body is hard, and it is very difficult to borrow strength when moving, so it will feel particularly heavy, which is also the reason why the first requirement for the funeral home to recruit corpse movers is to be physically strong.
As the old saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning, and I'm afraid it's only temporary, and after a long time, you will get used to it, and you can even say that you don't feel it at all. Lao Wang, who was in the makeup class next door, once joked that he was scared to death when he saw a corpse when he first joined the company, but now he is happy to die when he sees a corpse, because he knows that he is going to make money again.
Speaking of which, you may be curious about the salary of funeral home personnel, yes, as rumors, the salary of funeral home corpse bearers is indeed high, more than three times that of me who used to move bricks on the construction site, and even comparable to my current profession. If it is an undertaker, the salary level is simply outrageous. The work inside is comparable to the assembly line operation of the factory, which is standardized, standardized, proceduralized, and diversified, and it is almost mechanized. Lao Wang once said that there was once a mortuary in the funeral parlor who created a myth of an annual salary of one million. As soon as I heard this, I gasped, and the sense of worship arose, which made me immediately see the hope of Dick Si counterattacking Gao Fushuai, becoming the CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of life.