Crooked fingers? I spread my palms and looked at it, no! I didn't notice anything unusual.

Before I could react, the second uncle suddenly took out the golden needle and stabbed it on my middle finger, and then took out the yellow talisman he carried with him and dipped it in the blood on my fingertips to write a spell.

"You're sick! Which tendon in your brain is pumping again? I lowered my voice and scolded viciously.

"The fire in the blood of young people is vigorous, and you are a Chongyang body, it is easy to use your blood as a charm to break this kind of obstacle ghost against the wall." The second uncle explained to me as if it was fine.

This explanation was obviously very weak, and I looked angry: "Then you won't tell me in advance that it will make your eggs hurt?" ”

"It's not too late to say in a hurry! When you were a child, did the doctor tell you that he was going to get in? ”

Depend on! Judging by his indifferent attitude, he may still feel justified.

The second uncle didn't talk much nonsense, he put the freshly drawn yellow talisman on my forehead, and I just blinked an eye, and I found that the golden villa in front of me suddenly turned into a dilapidated and dilapidated courtyard, and the candlelight in the house was flickering, and I saw Brother Qiu's shadow reflected on the window from afar.

"This, this ,,,, is incredible!" I was speechless, it was shocking, all we saw was an ethereal illusion.

"Okay, don't worry about this, it's important to get down to business, go see how that guy is!" The second uncle said.

Exercise! The second uncle didn't say that I had almost forgotten it, so we cautiously felt under the wall, and then poked our heads out and looked through the broken window.

Oops, I'll go! It doesn't matter if you look at it, I didn't expect that the landscape inside the house made us shocked and envious! I even suspect I'm hallucinating again. Hell yes! I clearly saw Brother Qiu hugging a woman, and the woman was sucking the blood Zhu Yu with the blood at the root of Brother Qiu's ear, Brother Qiu's face was full of enjoyment, and sometimes he couldn't help but let out a selfless shout, and I didn't know that I thought that the woman was doing unspeakable things with him.

But I have to admire Brother Qiu's pickling skills, which is really good, at this age, he can bloom outside twice. The key is that this woman is of high quality, not to mention her hot and upright body, and her face is also outstanding, I really can't figure out whether such a high-quality beauty is blind or brain-pumping, how can she get mixed up with Brother Qiu.

What's even more unbearable is that Brother Qiu still has some vulgar love words in his mouth, which is really annoying. However, while envious, jealous and hateful, I suddenly realized that the situation was a little wrong, how could there be only the shadow of Brother Qiu on the window, there were obviously two people here! Fuck me! No, that woman is a ghost!

"Tsk, tsk, tsk! Big nephew, you see that flesh bump is really blood Zhuyu, the female ghost is really absorbing his essence and yang, the key is that he still doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, thinking that he has an affair! The second uncle said while shaking his head.

I don't know why, how did I hear some envy, jealousy and hatred in the second uncle's words, and I think Brother Qiu is in a good mental state now, so I think the second uncle's previous statement should be alarmist.

"You have always heard of the different paths of people and ghosts, people belong to yang, and ghosts belong to yin. Two things that contradict each other do things, things that violate the laws of heaven and earth, and if it goes on like this, it will be a matter of time before Brother Qiu dies. The second uncle explained the stakes.

The second uncle's explanation made him gasp, Brother Qiu is playing with women, he is obviously playing with his life!

"Nephew, we already know the situation, let's withdraw first!" After the second uncle finished speaking, he pulled me back.

I'm a little surprised, according to the second uncle's words, Brother Qiu's current situation should be very dangerous, right, let's just leave without hesitation?

"Just gone? Second uncle is not my junior who said you, take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, you just turn around and leave, it's too unprofessional, if Brother Qiu dies, our business will be yellow! I hurriedly reminded him.

The second uncle scoffed at my words, and he said to me with a disdainful face: "It's as if you got half a penny now, besides, even if you get rid of this female ghost now, the daughter-in-law can't admit it without seeing it with her own eyes?" In the end, I'm afraid it's a wasted effort. ”

"This ,,," That being said, Brother Qiu is in a very dangerous situation now, so he can't die without help.

The second uncle told me not to worry, it is a gradual process for demons to suck people's essence blood, and it is not a matter of a day or two for Brother Qiu to be sucked by this ghost, and now he is not alive and well except for mental malaise, so he will not be able to die for a while.

"Big nephew, being able to create such a big illusion shows that this ghost is unusual, plus we didn't bring a magic weapon today, if we don't break through, we will have to take our own lives." The second uncle added.

The second uncle's analysis is really thorough, I have to admire Jiang is still old and spicy, he is right, now while this female ghost is not alert to us, we have to retreat quickly.

When the second uncle left, he didn't forget to look back at them, muttering that he was dying with peony flowers, and he was also romantic to be a ghost.

I'm thinking that the so-called discipline is probably to describe people like him! Second uncle, such a superb scum, I'm really afraid that one day I will be killed by thunder!

After leaving the Wandering Soul Gang, we first went back to the house for a short rest, and then the next morning we came to Sister Wu's house early, and told her everything we saw last night.

But when she finished scolding, she realized the seriousness of the matter, and she pleaded with her second uncle with tears in her eyes: "Master, is my man still saved?" Please help us! ”

The second uncle was stunned for a moment, and the mother-in-law's face became too fast, and she scolded her husband murderously just now, why did she suddenly become pitiful again, so she hurriedly comforted her and said: "Eldest sister, don't worry, don't worry, although the matter is a little serious, it is still under control." ”

"Also, Sister Wu, as I told you before, I'm a pretend, not a mage." The second uncle added weakly.

Sister Wu breathed a sigh of relief after hearing her second uncle's words, as for the second half of the sentence, she didn't have time to figure it out and didn't have the heart to care, don't say that you are a fool, you just say that it doesn't matter to her to do it, what she cares about is the safety of her husband.

"And what do you want me to do now? Or what can I do? "Sister Wu is worthy of being a housewife in the new century, she can pick and choose the key points in everything, and she is neat.

The second uncle nodded, and said with admiration: "Sister Wu is really an understanding person, and she got to the point at once, I do have something on my side that I want you to help me prepare, and it should be as soon as possible." ”

The second uncle gave Sister Wu a list of materials he needed: two dog teeth, a thousand-year-old ginkgo branch, a pound of blood glutinous rice and a rooster.

These items are not difficult to find, at most it takes a little time, but the second uncle is a little embarrassed to be in urgent need of a short time, and he said that he is very useful, although Sister Wu does not know what medicine is sold in the second uncle's gourd, but for the sake of her husband's safety, she did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly started to do it.

However, Sister Wu is not an ordinary person, after she mobilized the three aunts and six aunts in her neighborhood, she found all the things that the second uncle wanted in half a day.

Everything was ready, I thought that the second uncle was going to open the altar, but I didn't expect him to just take a water bowl, and then light a yellow talisman, and after the talisman was burned to ashes, the talisman ash dissolved into the water, which somewhat disappointed me.

"Sister Wu, after waiting for your husband, you can find a way to ask him to drink this bowl of talisman water." The second uncle said lightly.

Sister Wu couldn't help frowning after hearing this, this matter is really a bit difficult, the black bowl of water is about to catch up with the ink, as long as the IQ is not two hundred and five, I am afraid that it will be difficult to swallow.

Looking forward to the stars and the moon, about two hours later, Brother Qiu, who was out in a sports car, finally went home for dinner.

Now that everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, and Sister Wu brought over the runic water that her second uncle had made in advance, and then said to Brother Qiu: "Old Qiu, come!" Drink this. ”

Fuck me! This is too direct, Sister Wu is even more stupid than a pig! There is no planning at all, the color of this bowl of runic water is almost not much different from, will Brother Qiu drink it?

Sure enough, Brother Qiu glanced at it with disgust on his face, and said very unhappily: "What the is this?" It's a human drinker! You want to murder your husband! ”

Sister Wu was not angry, she just replied expressionlessly: "I recently saw that your eyes are blank and the circles under your eyes are black, I am afraid that you will overwork and cause qi deficiency and kidney loss, and I feel sorry for you!" So I went to Liu Langzhong in Nancun to ask for a recipe to tonify the kidney. It's good that people don't accept my affection, anyway, I've already done it, it's up to you to drink it or not! ”

Fuck me! I was instantly impressed by Sister Wu's wit, she wanted to make the killer feature directly stop the door! Facts have also proved that as long as men are involved in the matter of tonifying the kidneys and strengthening the waist, they will definitely become extremely brainless. Brother Qiu, who originally looked disgusted, drank the bowl of black runic water without saying a word, and he didn't even frown.

"Thank you, wife! You're really my helper. After drinking it, Brother Qiu didn't forget to say thank you with a hippie smile.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a wave of sleepiness, and before he could say a second sentence, he fell asleep on the dining table. At this time, Sister Wu also hurriedly beckoned us into the house.

Seeing Brother Qiu paralyzed on the table and a dead pig generally unconscious, I suddenly had a very bold and constructive idea in my mind: "Second uncle, why don't we change careers, your rune water is much more powerful than sleeping pills, and there are no side effects, it can be called the ultimate in green environmental protection drugs, let's apply for a patent and mass production assets can easily exceed 100 million, and we don't have to live a life like now." ”

The second uncle was busy and didn't have time to deal with me, after he gave me a fierce look, he mixed the dogtooth ginkgo branches and glutinous rice together and put them into the grinding trough to grind them into powder, then grabbed the rooster on the ground and unscrewed off the chicken head to pour the blood into the bowl, stirred evenly, and then dipped the brush in the plasma and drew two soul talismans on Brother Qiu's chest, back and back.