Volume 1 Chapter 3 One hundred thousand urgent

"You were supposed to change your clothes? Miss, princess, do you want me to wait for you to change your clothes? Liu Chengming dragged her to the bathroom door, shouting angrily in his mouth.

"You? No! No! Qinglian thought that in the past, women were waiting for her at home, and she had never heard of men serving people? Thinking that he was so kind to wait for him to change his clothes, he shook his head like a wave drum and tried his best to push it off.

Liu Chengming turned his head to look at her and shook his head, and a cunning suddenly flashed in his deep black pupils. Let go of her hand, gently lift her delicate blushing cheeks under her eyelids, and say to her with a ruffian:

"Miss Princess, don't? You're too stinky, aren't you? I'm telling you! Young Master Ben grew up being waited on since he was a child! I'll just tell you, don't you believe it? I bet? Who will wait for you madman? Then she's a lunatic! ”

Qinglian's pure eyes were so angry that tears rolled down from his words, and she turned her head away from her face and argued loudly at him.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Who is a madman? Who's crazy? I was originally a princess of the prairie! It was meant to be! It was meant to be! ”

"Good! You're a princess! Princess! Then you're in trouble now! Isn't it? Liu Chengming saw her crying more and more! A handful of snot and tears flew straight down 3,000 feet, slowly falling into the floor, and I immediately felt disgusting! Turning her head over, he stared at her and asked loudly.

"Hmm······ I'm in trouble right now······ It is from the cave room to spend candle night······ Got into trouble in this hellish place······ Haunted Place······ And you badass······ Big Baddies······"

On Qinglian's delicate makeup, the tears that galloped down divided her face into ditches, and the fat powder was buried in those tears, crying even darker!

Her plump and delicate rose and fell rapidly with the tears, tempting him infinitely under Liu Chengming's nose. He suddenly felt that the only bath towel on his body could no longer hide his lewd/promiscuous thoughts, pushed it away vigorously, turned around and walked towards the bathroom door, muttering loudly as he walked:

"Good! You're a princess! You're in trouble now! I've met my big badass! Now I'm leaving! Leave yourself here to change your clothes! That's it! With that, he had already walked to the door, did not look back at her, and slammed the door shut.

Listening to the door behind her slam shut, Qinglian, who was still crying, slowly untied the sheets wrapped around her body, and put on the pajamas that Liu Chengming stuffed her, and muttered in her mouth:

"Hmm······ I was meant to be ······ Originally, she was a princess······ I'm not crazy······ Really not crazy······"

When she put on her pajamas, she looked down and saw that her calves were still half exposed. Suddenly stopped crying, and his slender fingers pulled Liu Chengming's pajamas down, but he couldn't cover the half of his calf.

"What kind of clothes is this? Why can't you even cover your feet? Do people here like to show their arms and legs like this? ”

She was looking down and muttering quietly, when she heard Liu Chengming shouting loudly outside: "Hey, Miss Princess, have you changed your clothes?" ”

"Nope!" Qinglian looked up at the bathroom door and replied to him loudly in anger.

"How much longer?"

"It's still early!"

"Hey! My Miss Princess, you, how long do you have left? I'm in a hurry here! Just wait for you to get out of that big hole for me! ”

Liu Chengming, who was standing outside the door, suddenly had a terrible stomachache! The full forehead was covered with steep beads of sweat, and it fell straight to the handsome face, and he reached out and knocked on the bathroom door vigorously, the voice was like a person who was about to swallow, which made people listen to the heartbreak!

"Big pit? What big pit? What's the big hole here? Only we have big pits on the prairie! Qinglian, who was tearing her pajamas vigorously in the bathroom, turned her eyes around and searched all over the place, but she didn't look at the big hole he said! Yelling loudly at the bathroom door.

She didn't close the door just now? I wonder if she's not closed now? Liu Chengming, who was really uncomfortable, suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his heart, and suddenly pushed the bathroom door, only to find that she was locked this time! Suddenly uncontrollable loud scolding: "Crazy! Have you changed your clothes? I'm going to come in and go to the toilet now! I can't hold it anymore! Can't hold it back! ”

After speaking, Liu Chengming began to bang the door with his body, Qinglian watched the bathroom door being slammed by him vigorously, and immediately ran to the door to fight with him!

When Liu Chengming found out that the more the door hit, the greater the reaction force, he angrily picked up the wooden stool next to the desk and smashed it towards the door, and roared loudly in anger while smashing his mouth:

"Today, I, Liu Chengming, have really poured eight lifetimes of mold! Met a crazy princess like you! Now even solving stomach problems in your own home has become a big problem! Come out! Come out! If you don't come out again, you madman! I burst in at once! It doesn't matter if you change your clothes or not? ”

He's really angry! Qinglian listened to the loud sound of "boom" outside the door, her willow eyebrows were tangled into a line, and her eyes were gradually dominated by fear, and she had to withdraw from the door.

Liu Chengming walked into the bathroom smoothly now, and he didn't care if she was not there! Directly lifted the bath towel wrapped around his body, walked to the corner of the bathroom, opened the toilet lid, and sat down. Then I heard a muffled "crackling" sound in the toilet, and the pungent stench instantly filled the entire bathroom.

Wait for his long-standing nervous stomach to finally fully vent! She also watched Qinglian standing not far in front of her, watching his every move in a daze. He suddenly felt that he had been stripped naked, and he frowned and yelled at her: "You madman! Don't you smell the stench? Get lost! Get lost! Don't get out of here! I'm really going to be by you tonight! I'm angry! ”

At this time, Qinglian didn't care about his yelling! Pointing directly at the white toilet he was sitting on, his bright eyes were entangled in the childlike stupidity, his mouth grew up, and he screamed loudly:

"Oh, I, I, I'm just curious if you sit on that white lid and call to the toilet? Yes! I finally get it now! That's the big pit you just talked about! Sitting on it is called going to the toilet? Toilet? ”

Liu Chengming was completely defeated by her expression! Angry, he just wanted to get up, and suddenly realized something, and immediately put his body steady on the toilet, and a gentle smile instantly burst out between his handsome eyebrows, pointing to the door of the bathroom as he spoke.

"Princess! My lovely princess! Now, could you please go back to your prairie for a while? ”

"Oh good! Good! This time, Qinglian finally understood what he meant, and turned around and walked out of the bathroom.

When she came to the door, Liu Chengming immediately did the aftermath work, got up from the toilet, walked under the shower head, and turned on the faucet and rushed violently! While rushing into his mouth, he vented loudly:

"God, what kind of shit luck did I, Liu Chengming, go through today? When I met the crazy and stupid princess just now, I was almost by her! ”