Respect for the Dead (3)
The husband of the deceased was so frightened when he heard what the second uncle said this, and he hurriedly said respectfully: "Then without further ado, I will go and prepare here, and ask the master to hurry up, don't miss this auspicious time for the funeral."
The second uncle seemed a little unhappy to hear the title of mage, and he hurriedly explained: "This is nature, and there is!" Xiao Cao, I want to make a statement here, I am actually a mage, not a mage. ”
I think the second uncle's explanation is quite weak, he is really obscene enough, since he chose to be a bitch, there is no need to set up the archway so bright.
"Yes, yes, yes." The man nodded again and again with a confused expression.
In fact, Xiao Cao's side doesn't matter if you are a puppet or a mage, as long as you can solve the urgent problem in front of him, he has no problem if you say that you are the emperor.
"But Xiao Cao, you also know that this matter is very tricky, so what is the price,,," Sure enough, the second uncle showed his obscene face in an instant.
"Master, as long as things can be done, money is not a problem, you can open it." The family of the deceased has obviously been overwhelmed by these complicated and trivial matters, and in order to make the deceased wife go better, he didn't care about the money at all.
"Xiao Cao, I have to repeat this again, I am really a mage, not a mage." The second uncle explained again because he was called a mage, but this time there was not the slightest displeasure on his face, on the contrary, he smiled, and I had to sigh that money is a good thing.
The family of the deceased was not in the mood to talk nonsense with the second uncle about this, so he was busy preparing the equipment needed for the opening of the altar.
Soon the altar had been set up, and the second uncle was wearing a Taoist uniform like a dog, and he took out his magic weapon from the package he was carrying, and the scene was unbearable to look at.
Immediately after that, the second uncle made a point, and while he sprinkled the paper money, he began to recite some incomprehensible scripture incantations in his mouth, and circled the coffin back and forth. This went on for about half an hour, and then there was a boom.
"Xiao Cao, there should be no problem, you can go out of the funeral." The second uncle said confidently.
The second uncle's words made the deceased's husband's frown tighten and smile happily, and it was the first time I saw my dead wife smile so happily.
It's a pity that this pass is still useless, the deceased's son lifted the filial piety basin high and smashed it to the ground, but the filial piety basin still couldn't be broken, which shocked everyone present.
"The filial piety is not broken, the deceased is very resentful, and the situation is a bit serious. Xiao Cao, it seems that your deceased wife is going to choose another good day and an auspicious day to delay her burial. The second uncle said with emotion.
I don't think it's just that the second uncle didn't do enough or pretended to fail, and I don't think he could come up with a better way to deal with it.
When the family members of the deceased heard this, they cried even more, and the words of not being blind to death and hating Jiuquan were all used, and the band that played mourning music was also very timely and even more desolate.
"What now?" The family of the deceased finally used the word "puppet", which made the second uncle feel like a spring breeze.
"It seems that the coffin is going to be opened for an autopsy, and the resentment has to start from the root of the corpse, there are some names in this coffin." The second uncle said thoughtfully.
According to our funeral customs, after the deceased is nailed to the coffin with seven nails, even if the final sound is hammered and put to sleep forever, it is extremely unlucky to open the coffin and see the light of day again. But for now, there is no other way but to follow the advice of the second uncle.
Eight coffin bearers carried the coffin back to the mourning hall, and then pried off the seven nails one by one, and then the coffin lid was slowly pushed open, and I looked in curiously, wondering what caused the deceased to be so angry.
I saw a woman lying quietly in the coffin, her eyes were slightly closed, she had an extremely delicate melon seed face, and a long black and beautiful hair pressed under her shoulders. It can be seen that she was a rare beauty during her lifetime, and compared to her husband who was five big and three thick, I suddenly sighed that it was really a good cabbage to make the pig arch.
The second uncle looked at it for a long time and didn't see a clue, and suddenly he coldly reached out and began to unbutton the deceased's clothes.
"What do you want to do? You're too bold, aren't you? The family of the deceased said righteously.
The relatives on the side shot hateful gazes in their eyes, almost getting rid of the second uncle.
The second uncle looked dazed, this big family should not think that he had rebelled against a female corpse, and immediately said with a sinking face: "Please respect this profession, what kind of person do you think of me, I am helping you find the truth."
Whether the second uncle is a fool or not can be said separately, after all, no one has ever seen a trick in the thousands of years of history of the Yanxia nation. But it's a bit ridiculous to say that he plotted against a female corpse in public, although the second uncle is obscene. But it's not so heavy as the taste.
The family members of the deceased also felt that their words were incorrect, so they apologized again and again and let the second uncle dispose of them.
The second uncle told the idlers to avoid it, leaving the deceased's husband aside, and then untied the deceased's shroud one by one. Only then did everyone realize that the deceased was neatly dressed on the outside, but disheveled on the inside. Immediately after the second uncle untied the deceased's underwear, the scene could be described as shocking, and even I, a bystander, couldn't help but gasp, and the deceased's two heads were all cut off.
The second uncle carefully inspected all parts of the deceased's body and came to a very surprising conclusion that the deceased had been sexually assaulted after his death!
"The body is not in order, how can it be buried in the ground, no wonder the resentment is difficult to dissipate." The second uncle shook his head and said.
This time the pot exploded, and the husband of the deceased almost burst into fire in his eyes, you must know that the deceased is the greatest, and his deceased wife has suffered such a big insult, so how can he hang on his face.
"Which bastard did a good deed, I must let him be torn to pieces." He slapped one hand on the coffin and said viciously.
But who did such unconscionable things? After making him think about it and not finding any clue, after his wife died suddenly, he was sent directly to the funeral home. There are many people in the funeral home, and the perpetrator seems to have a certain anti-investigation ability, but there are no other effective clues.
However, it can be concluded that the sexual assault of the deceased should have occurred in the funeral home, because at other times, there are no conditions and no opportunities for such an incident to occur.
In addition, you may wonder why the deceased was sent to the funeral home and why he was not cremated, this is because Cao Village is a mountainous and hilly area, and the local government did not implement cremation. According to the local funeral customs, after the death of a person to the mortuary to be buried for three days, the family is afraid that the body of the deceased will be rotten during this period, generally will be sent to the funeral home to keep fresh, and then by the mortuary to draw a beautiful makeup and then carry out the scenery of the funeral.