Chapter 178: I'm Not a Good Person

"Well, this ......" Chu Han thought for a while, "That's it, the emperor is the head of the country, and the general is the head of the army, what about you...... It's the head of the fight! ”

The head of the fight...... Everyone was speechless, Wu Yun was angry and funny, Wu Nanxi was just about to reprimand, Chu Han added: "It is also the leader of maintaining the justice and order of martial arts, if there are martial arts from other countries to bully you, you will take everyone to fight back, work together to overthrow them!" ”

These words made Wu Yun nod approvingly, but then shook his head: This Chu Menghan is really amnesiac.

After chatting for a while, when Wu Yun was about to leave, Wu Nanxi said, "Mother, I want to play here for a while." ”

Wu Yun looked at Xiao Ying, and after Xiao Ying asked Qingqiu for their opinions, he agreed.

She remembered what Menghan had said before she lost her memory, so she sent Wu Yun to tell her about the snake python outside the hospital. Wu Yun frowned slightly and listened, and then thanked her for the reminder, but did not say what to do, and Xiao Ying did not bother to inquire again.

Chu Han glanced at Wu Nanxi, who was wearing makeup, and remembered the poem "Hate Makeup" written by the Tang Dynasty poet Yuan Zhen, which roughly summarized the process of women's makeup into seven steps: applying lead powder, applying rouge, painting eyebrows, dotting the forehead, turning the face, depicting oblique red, and dotting lipstick, etc., I don't know if the men's makeup in the otherworldly female dignity is also like that.

Looking back at the few beautiful men who belonged to her, they didn't apply thick fat or thick powder, which suddenly made her feel a lot of relief.

The other six are not harmful, such as the rouge in the rouge, also known as Yanzhi, which was brought back to the Central Plains by Zhang Qian in the Han Dynasty when he went to the Western Regions.

Another example is the lipstick in the lipstick, which is the modern lipstick, in the Tang Dynasty, people used beeswax instead of the animal fat paste of their predecessors, and mixed with cinnabar and comfrey, and finally debugged the lipstick of different colors such as red, pink, and reddish-brown. It is said that in the Tang Dynasty, there were as many as twenty or thirty kinds of plants used to make lipstick, and the word "plant" can be much more reassuring, because it reminds people of China's quintessential Chinese herbal medicine, which can be drunk in the stomach or cure, or prolong life, and rubbing it on the lips naturally does not matter, there will be no problems.

But the first lead powder was really hurtful. You must know that lead powder is a heavy metal, although it will whiten when applied to the face, but long-term use will make the skin blue and yellow, and in the end, young girls can also become yellow-faced.

The Shennong Baicao Jing also mentions that women used lead pill and powder tin to make up. Lead is an adjunct of alchemy, and the vinegared white lead becomes as delicate as rice flour, and the lead in "washing the lead flower" is actually lead powder. Although that thing can temporarily cover up the ugliness, it is also an aging thing.

At this time, of course, she didn't know that Qianruo and Qianyu had already eaten the Blood Lotus Zhuyan Pill refined by her, and they had even forgotten all about this different world with spirit grass, and Qingqiu and they couldn't give her a class to popularize knowledge, and she was not permanently amnesiac, so there was no need for that.

Pu Fulang's game was interrupted, and he was almost finished, so Chu Han didn't continue. In fact, she didn't play this because of a short-circuit in her brain, but because she wanted to amuse them.

Since this is the world of women, since it is the husband of the family, you should think of ways to please them and make them laugh happily, just like a boy pursues a girl in modern times.

So then, Chu Han showed all the means of chasing women in his memory.

It took an afternoon and a night to fold a bunch of paper cranes and hang them in his room for the light and delicate Qianruo, and his fingers were stiff;

On the third day of amnesia, he used all kinds of unknown grasses on the mountain to weave some rabbits and crickets for the charming thousand feathers.

Although the things are not valuable, they make the two happy like children!

Qiu Cicada looked at those straw animals, which were much better than the twisted ones they made, and their eyes were greedy. Qingqiu saw it, so he sat in the middle school of the courtyard, but after studying for a long time, he didn't make up a decent one, and finally begged his own young master, begged for two, and gave them to Qiu Cicada, Qiu Cicada liked it very much, and couldn't put it down.

Qiu Yin looked at her happy brother, happy and sad......

He was in a daze, but he didn't notice that his brother's small bench was quietly taken away by Chu Han, and as a result, he was thrown on his back, and he slapped the ground with a smile that he sat directly on the grass pile, and Rong Yueman laughed so hard that he arched his face to Xiao Ying's legs.

No one expected her to become so fond of spoofing, but they all laughed very happily, the small bench was found from the firewood room, not high, plus there was grass on the ground, the autumn cicada did not fall painfully, but the posture after the fall was funny, seeing that everyone's faces were overflowing with smiles, and they didn't get angry at all, but patted their farts. The stock also followed suit.

Others didn't dare to spoof Chu Han in turn, but it didn't mean that Ren Tianyou wouldn't, her amnesia was a rare opportunity, and she would shoot when she should shoot, so she also took advantage of Chu Han's unpreparedness to pull off her stool, and also threw her on her back, laughing so much that Qiu Chan and the others leaned forward and back!

However, Chu Han gave them a completely different reaction, turning over and lying on the ground on his side, his right elbow propped on the side of his head. When Qianruo came over and wanted to reach out to help her, she twisted her body and kicked her left leg slightly, and screamed demonically: "Oops, ass fall!" There are no eight copper plates that can't get up! ”

Ren Tianyou was drinking a mouthful of tea in his mouth and squirted out!

Qianruo was funny and speechless, naturally he wouldn't think about really looking for eight copper plates, Ren Tianyou smiled and said: "There is no copper plate, you continue to lie on the ground!" ”

Chu Han threw a wink at her, but the words he said were: "Believe it or not, I can't even pick you out by kicking you against the wall!" ”

Stingy......

I can't pick it out......

The crowd burst into laughter again.

And all this made Wu Nanxi, who couldn't help laughing, was angry, and was reluctant to leave, jealous, even if she changed her temperament because of amnesia, but being lively and funny formed another fatal charm.

In order to get her attention, he ostentatiously said that he had two snakes, but the annoying guy wrinkled his nose and said, "No wonder you are not a good person at first glance!" ”

In just one sentence, he was so angry that he immediately blurted out and counterattacked: "You are not a good person!" ”

Unexpectedly, she glanced at a fluttering look: "Yes, this girl has never been a good person!" ”

Then the anger in his stomach suddenly leaked.

Chu Han smiled wickedly: "If this girl is not so bad, how can she deceive so many beautiful husbands?" I'm obedient, all of my eyebrows are like water, my skin is like jade, and I'm as beautiful as a fairy! Gee! What does a poem say? The cloud sideburns and flowers are shaking, and the hibiscus tent is warm for the spring night. The spring night is bitter and the day is short, and the king will not be early from now on, ah, no, it is the emperor who will not be early from now on. You see, it's good that I'm not, otherwise, I'd be the faint one who doesn't get up and get up earlyβ€”ah, emperor! ”

Ren Tianyou smiled: "So you're not." ”

"Of course I'm not, otherwise how would I have the time and mood to cook for my own husbands?" She got up and patted her casually, "Let's go, I'll raise a kitchen knife for the beauties today!" Come on, come on, which one is with me! ”

What a thing! Qianruo and Qianyu both smiled and followed her towards the small stove room, and Xiao Qianling strolled behind.

I heard that Chu Han, who was blue-eyed and had the identity of a young master, was going to cook, and Wu Nanxi was also hanging behind him, wanting to see it with his own eyes.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, ten fragrant and tempting dishes will be freshly baked one after another.

yam jujube meat made of pork belly with skin, yam, dried red dates and hawthorn; Yellow stewed pork lungs made of pig lungs, celery sections, millet pepper sections, wild pepper sections, ginger slices, green onion sections and Sichuan peppercorns; Pork knuckles made with pork knuckles, green chili peppers, garlic, green onion knots, and sweet sauce......

As the dishes were brought out of the kitchen, all kinds of different fragrances came to their noses, and almost everyone was about to drool, Wu Nanxi didn't need anyone to keep him, so he automatically sat down at the table.

"Come on, come on, Zi Jiang fried duck breast, made with fresh duck breast, Zi Jiang and green and red pepper sections, Qianling, Qianruo, Qianyu, you all taste it! There is also soy pepper sturgeon, try it quickly! ”

Her eagerness to invite praise and other compliments made the beautiful men laugh silently, so as not to disappoint her, she was busy tasting all the dishes, and then full of praise, seeing that the woman who had worked hard for a long time smiled like a flower......

Thinking that Xiao Qianling, who was as pure as a white lotus, said that he was a husband, Chu Han got up on the morning of the fourth day of amnesia and pulled him to watch the sunrise.

Although I don't know why I came to this Guangming Villa in the first place, since Xiao Ying, my husband's sister, said that there is nothing for her here, so she can naturally have fun!

That day was the most memorable day for Xiao Qianling, and he will always remember the scene at that time.

That day, Chu Han's chest was close to his back, he leaned forward and held his left hand with two arms, separated his thumb and index finger, and formed a "C" shape against the slightly red and not dazzling sun in the east......

On that day, the first golden light sprinkled after the rise of the red sun in front of him was like a golden whip, driving away the flying clouds and mist, and spread straight over, covering the two of them in the center, covered with golden light......

That day, under her tall nose, her moderately thick red lips smiled at him with a dizzying gentle smile. Because she was laughing, the blue eyes with embedded eyes, the corners of the eyes were slightly curved, which was a rare appearance before her amnesia.

The emotional kiss of that day was like an awakening and gradually intensifying music, and the turbulent rapids scattered into thousands of waterfalls. Jumping and crashing into each other......

has money, guards, waiters, and beautiful husbands, Chu Han has been quite nourishing these days, but it seems that the three husbands seem to be happier than her.

Unfortunately, this good life lasted only five days, and it was half ended by the appearance of a person she did not know.