Ghost Mansion (2)
South Ma Yun, North Niu Feng, this dream doesn't sound ordinary, in fact, I have long wanted to witness the beauty of this strong man, but I didn't expect him to come to the door by himself today.
Lao Niu's office is very chic, the decoration is very exquisite, and there is a photo of himself and his idol Brother Pony hanging in the east, a black wooden horse on the left, a cyan wooden cow on the right, and a backing stone, pen, ink, and danqing.
It's just that the image of this director Niu is a little embarrassing, he has a short body, a round waist and thick shoulders, a crying face, a black flesh mole on his face, and what makes people feel even more disgusting is that there is a pinch of black hair on the meat mole. It's very different from what I imagined, but then again, there must be strange appearances for lucky people, and Brother Pony doesn't look like an alien.
Niu Dong saw our arrival and immediately got up from his Taishi chair to greet him, but before he could speak, I immediately turned into his little fan brother and shook hands with him with a courteous face.
"Yo, Chairman Niu, look up for a long time, you must have seen it with a feng shui master, the black Trojan horse is mighty and domineering, the portrait of Ma Yun is placed on the wall and leans on the pillar to "block the ground" disaster, and the famous words "stone" to "cloud" turn on the solid marble! These three things are laid out in the game as a corner. In particular, this portrait is of far-reaching significance, in time, you will become a two-legged force with Ma Yun, and the combination of wind and clouds will sweep across the Shenzhou Continent, wonderful!! "I'm smiling and grinning, and now I admire my own ability to break around.
Niu Feng heard my praise and immediately laughed into a wrinkled face, and said to me happily: "The young man is worthy of being an industry insider, and he will break through the mystery in one word, and the future is immeasurable!" Where dreams come true, I will remember your first credit. ”
The second uncle secretly gave me a thumbs up, praising my ability to stand up to the mountains, and in time I will be able to take charge of the sect and start a sect.
"That's nature, treat me as a countryman, and I will repay him with unparalleled. Second uncle, you treat me as your own, how can I live up to your cultivation and pure teachings for me. "I slapped my ass so loudly that I didn't even bother to ask for more money than to get more money.
Characters like Niu Dong usually listen to a lot of flattery, and they are happy on the surface, but in fact, they don't take it to heart at all, he lights a cigarette leisurely and then takes a puff, slowly turns his head to the second uncle and asks, "Presumably you are Master Liang, right?" As for me, I won't go through so many routines, long story short, you should know what I'm looking for you for. ”
The second uncle nodded respectfully and said that he knew, but his performance made me despise it very much, in the end, the second uncle is a snob, if ordinary people called him a master, he would have already spitted and argued that he was a fool, as soon as Niu Dong opened his mouth, he was like nothing, and the word bullying the soft and afraid of the hard is the most suitable to describe people like him.
"Very nice and straightforward! I love it! To be honest, I don't believe in cows, ghosts, snakes, gods, demons, and monsters, but I used almost all science to explain the fire in this building, and in the end there was really no way to find you, and the right to be a dead horse is a live horse doctor! Niu Dong's two fat lips were closed one by one, and his words were very arrogant.
The second uncle smiled awkwardly, and then sighed slightly, I am also very unhappy with this unfriendly language, how can rich people be like this, and they are all awesome when they talk!
"Then do you have a good deal for me to solve the ghost fire in this real estate? If you don't go out and turn left, if there is a price, you can open it, and the money is not a problem. Niu Dong continued.
This fat cow man spoke so sharply, I really wanted to pluck the miscellaneous hairs from his black mole one by one in his face.
"Of course, money is not a problem, the problem is that there is no money!" His arrogant tone made me can't help but muttered softly with emotion, as far as he is now embarrassed by the bear, he has not sold half a house for more than half a year, as long as the bank collects the money, I am afraid that the ass dog will be burned and the dog will jump over the wall, I don't know where he got the courage to say such big things.
Although I said it very quietly, Master Niu Dong seemed to hear something, and he quickly turned his head and asked me what I was whispering just now.
I was sweating profusely, this guy can't be a dog, he can hear me when I say it so quietly. So I quickly justified myself and said, "I mean, as long as you have money, everything is not a problem!" ”
You must know that if what I just said really angered him, I am afraid that my second uncle's business will be yellow, so I quickly justified myself.
Niu Dong was taken aback, he didn't expect me to reply so simply, his attitude quickly changed, and he said to me with a happy face: "Great! Sure enough, it's a hero out of a teenager! At a young age, I was brave enough to know people, and since I entered the door, I felt that the little brother was an extraordinary dragon and phoenix, I don't know what to call the little brother? ”
It seems that this guy is not only a dog with bright ears, but also a juggler, and his face becomes faster than turning a book. Could it be that he really regarded me as a lifesaver, otherwise how could he have touted me indiscriminately.
"It's over, the dragon and phoenix in the people don't dare to be ashamed, the younger brother's surname is Jiacheng, and the English name has been played. Cover! I thought it was nonsense to answer this answer myself.
However, I still fully practice my life motto, since I want to pretend to be forced, then pretend to die!
"Stuff a lid? Interesting! Great! Fate! It seems that we are all people with dreams, we are all from all over the world, and we have come together for a common revolutionary goal, hahaha~~~" Niu Dong patted me on the shoulder and jumped out of this sentence in shock, quite a feeling of hating to see each other.
Although the second uncle was a little panicked when he heard me praise Haikou, he didn't say much after the matter had come to this point, he just told Niu Dong that he would live in it for a few days first, familiarize himself with the situation and then think of countermeasures.
Niu Dong readily agreed, you must know that because of the so-called ghost fire incident, no one dares to apply for a job in this real estate now, even if we can't solve this stubble matter, we can be regarded as catching two strong men to guard the door for a few days for free.
Of course, we are not here to eat and live, this is not our original intention, after my second uncle and I said goodbye to Niu Dong, we began to investigate one by one in the house of the fire building in the community to find out the reason.
"It's incredible that the eldest nephew has seen it! The fire here is too evil! The second uncle pointed to the black stains left behind by the fire on the wall, and asked thoughtfully.
I looked closely and didn't find anything special, just an ordinary pile of fire marks, except that the color was a little darker, and I didn't see anything else.
"Second uncle, do you mean to say that this wall is darker than normal when it is smoked by fire?" I asked tentatively.
As soon as my voice fell, my second uncle gave me a violent slap and asked me if I was infected with brain-dead bacteria, if so, then early detection and early treatment, strangle the brain-dead bacteria in the cradle, and save the stupidity of harming my parents.
Then he gave me a nutritious lecture, saying that as a servant, he must have a delicate heart no matter what he is doing or what he is doing, so that he can make achievements in the industry, but unfortunately I have never seen him have a delicate side, and even his body odor is rough.
"Look, nephew, this fire started from the halfway point of the wall, judging from the situation at the scene, there were no combustibles around at that time, which means that the fire was burned out of thin air on the wall." The second uncle said with a deep frown.
After the second uncle said this, I took a closer look, and it was really true! This is strange, even if it is arson, there must be fuel, is it possible that this wall ash can still make a fire?
The more I thought about it, the more strange it became, and my second uncle and I went to check many fire spots, and many of them were so weird.
The second uncle took the compass and looked at the feng shui of the community again, and did not find any problems in it, that is to say, the rumors that the construction location of the community and the 28 constellations are pure nonsense, probably some good people are spreading falsehoods.
There's no way, if it's really a supernatural event, then you can only see the reason at night, and now the scorching sun is in full swing, and the ghosts don't dare to come out at this time, so the second uncle suggested that we take a rest first to recuperate and prepare for the late night.
But what is unpleasant is that as soon as I am free, my second uncle will start to educate me as an elder, and tell me to take it easy when I go to the mountains in the future, pay attention to the proportions and occasions, and don't say something inconsequential, and it is impossible to pretend to be forced to do so. I said that I learned everything from him, and when my second uncle heard it, he scoffed, saying that he was boasting about Haikou, while I was pretending to be forced, and the nature was completely different.
It's still early before dark, and I'm afraid that I will continue to listen to my second uncle's crooked words endlessly, and I will be driven crazy by him before this ghost fire is removed, so in order to prevent my ears from continuing to be destroyed, I propose to my second uncle to have a meal first, and then wait for it to get dark.
Walking on the green grass in the community, enjoying the beautiful scenery inside, the green trees on both sides of the road, the supporting facilities in it are absolutely not to say, it really lives up to the title of the first community in Asia, and the luxury is outrageous.
There was food to block the mouth of the second uncle, my devastated ears finally had a short rest, at this time the night also began to fall, at night this most luxurious community in Asia is like a cemetery, not even half a figure can be found, the silence is a little scary, it seems that the impact of this ghost fire incident on it is not generally bad.
In the reception room, the second uncle opened his entourage bag, then took out a bottle of cow tears from it and handed it to me, and then said to me with a serious face: "Nephew, we must be cautious tonight, we must cheer up 120,000 points, I think this community is abnormal, even the air inside is a little fierce!"
The air is a little fierce? What kind of rhetorical device is used in this? It's the first time I've heard such funny words when I'm so old.
"Second uncle, don't you think too much, I think the air here is very fresh, and it has the fragrance of earth." After saying that, I tried to take a deep sniff.