After a long time, Lao Dao slowly appeared in our sight, still pedaling slowly like last time, but there is one difference, that is, there is one more thing on his back seat shelf, which looks very much like a wine jar.

"Master, it's been a long time since you've been here! I thought you were gone. I said to him deliberately with a wicked smile.

Lao Dao ignored me, but the second uncle gave me a very unhappy look, I instantly knew that I was wrong, this Lao Dao was more important in his heart than his grandfather.

Lao Dao stopped his car, then removed the iron kettle from the back seat, and gestured to us to enter the grave again.

I really don't know whether our whole journey should be described as a three-way thatched house, or whether it should be described as three in and three out, anyway, it is enough to toss.

My advice was always abandoned, because I didn't believe that the old man could solve the problem by mentioning this broken wine jar, did he want to get the corpses drunk with wine and then share the brotherhood with them, and vainly ask them to feel ashamed of themselves and commit suicide?

Obviously, this speculation is a bit stupid, there is no theoretical basis at all, of course, the situation at that time did not allow me to think too much, and before I could react, I had been dragged into the tomb by my second uncle.

This time we were completely familiar with the tomb, and it didn't take us two minutes to arrive at the entrance of the tomb. At this time, Lao Dao did not lose control of his emotions like last time, he was calm and quite calm.

Then the faint light of the lantern showed us that the corpses were still wandering around the tomb like wandering ghosts. I have to say that this is a magical creature, where does they get the energy to support them to walk around day and night without eating or drinking for thousands of years.

Lao Dao didn't say anything superfluous, he squatted down and went to the mouth of the tomb to curl up and carefully observe the movements of the corpses, in fact, at this time, we don't know what Lao Dao wants to do, he has always loved to sell things, in the words of the second uncle, the master will always maintain an unpredictable sense of mystery with you, so what we have to do is to hide in the corner on the side and be in a daze.

After a long time, the second uncle finally couldn't hold it back, and he said to Lao Dao with an anxious face: "Master, there is a good prescription for the case, and it is not a way for us to always shrink here!" ”

Lao Dao glanced at his second uncle with disdain, and said with a sneer: "You haven't completed the nine-year compulsory education, don't speak so literately!" Do you think I'm the kind of person who fights unprepared battles? It's not my style to work blindly, in fact, I actually have a plan in my heart, extreme yin is afraid of extreme yang, although Zhu Yinjia's corpse is not afraid of swords, axes, thunder and lightning, but it does not mean that it is not afraid of open fire, I think it is a good way to use fire to burn. ”

When the second uncle heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, regardless of whether this group of armored corpses are afraid of fire or not, just take the thin air in this tomb as an example, we are all breathing a little miserable now, if you want to set fire to the tomb, you must not suffocate from lack of oxygen.

"Master, your idea is very chic, but this group of armored corpses are scattered and undisciplined, unless you tie them up one by one, you won't be able to burn them clean!" I poured cold water on Lao Dao in time and told him that this was not feasible.

"That's why I have to use my brain! Zhou Yu can burn Cao Cao's serial ship, can't we still deal with a few armored corpses? Do you really think I'm going to be worse than him? "Lao Dao said this with confidence.

In fact, I have already experienced how shameless the old way is, but I didn't expect him to be so shameless as to compare himself to Zhou Gongjin, a romantic figure in the Three Kingdoms, and my second uncle and I can only deal with it.

Lao Dao looked at us with a disdainful look and was very annoyed, and secretly scolded us for being shallow and illiterate, saying that he was born in the wrong era, and if he was in the Three Kingdoms, he would at least be a famous hero.

The topic was a little off, and the second uncle hurriedly pulled Lao Dao back on track, asked him about the specific implementation plan, and discussed how to wipe out this group of armored corpses.

Lao Dao said that he wanted to bet now, whether Zhu Yinjia's corpse would be light-oriented, it stands to reason that creatures that have lived in the dark for a long time are full of yearning for light, as long as the fire is together, maybe this group of armor corpses will go to Huangquan together for warmth.

Although Lao Dao's explanation is reasonable, the second uncle is still skeptical, and he will not consider whether there is enough oxygen in the tomb for the time being, even if Lao Dao's method can work, we are all curious about how strong the fuel can burn so many armor corpses in one fell swoop.

Lao Dao patted the flask in his hand mysteriously, and then smiled at us proudly.

The second uncle's jaw almost fell in surprise, like a deflated ball, and he asked with a confused expression: "Master, do you mean to use this altar to break the bar, your opponent is a strong Zhu Yinjia corpse!" ”

"If it is an ordinary wine, of course, it will almost be hot, but this wine is not ordinary, it is I put in front of the Sanqing Tianzun to worship for seven seven forty-nine days, it is very spiritual, plus I am supplemented by dogwood soaking, the lethality of yin things is extraordinary. As long as the armor corpse is calculated, I promise to give them a fire vine armor soldier. Although Lao Dao is a little exaggerated, he is still very serious, and it still sounds a little credible, mainly because it makes people feel very mysterious, especially the description of the scene is very desirable.

After Lao Dao finished speaking, he suddenly looked at me with a trace of ill intentions, looking at his obscene and mysterious expression, I suddenly had a very bad premonition, this old man should not be my attention again, right?

"What do you want to do? Do you want to trick me into being cannon fodder again? I asked tremblingly.

The old laughing thief said to me flatteringly: "You have to use bait for fishing, Zhou Yu's name has to be yellow cover in history, and I will always have someone to help me when I become famous, how can I be reluctant to let the child be a wolf?" ”

It seems that I really got up with my idea, and at this moment I have been brewing my emotions thousands of times, trying to hold back a few tears to make myself look as pitiful as possible, so that they can have pity on me and let me go.

But what I didn't expect was that the second uncle I killed that day not only did he sympathize with me, but also gloated and said to me: "Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, think about it, you are now Huang Gai, how to say that you are also a famous figure in history, don't break the allusion that one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, right?" Wait for the master to cast the spell, and together with the east wind, we will rewrite history. ”

"Nope! I can't invite the east wind when I cast a spell, Xiao Liang, you are my east wind! The old man looked at the second uncle with a serious face and said.

The expression on the second uncle's hippie smile suddenly froze, he couldn't even believe his ears, in order to be sure that this was true, this was not a dream, he was very unwilling to ask the old man: "What?" Master, are you mistaken, I'm old, and it's not very appropriate for you to ask me to commit murder and arson? ”

Lao Dao didn't want to talk nonsense anymore, he stuffed the wine jug into the hands of the second uncle, and then simply arranged the combat mission, probably the situation is that I went to the front line to be a death squad, and attracted the armored corpses together in the way of human flesh bait, and the second uncle was a logistics soldier and was responsible for pouring wine and igniting the fire, but he didn't mention his work at all.

"Master, our work is in order, what about you? It won't just be watching the fire from the other side, right? The second uncle also felt strange, so he asked curiously.

"What are you talking about, of course I'm strategizing, when have you ever seen Zhuge Kongming go into battle to kill the enemy?" Lao Dao said very shamelessly.

it! My second uncle and I were stunned for a moment, this is really obscene and limitless, and now he actually compares himself to Zhuge Kongming again, but there is no way, we have no extra time to dwell on these things at this point, so we can only bite the bullet.

"Your uncle and nephew work hard, my lupine scarf, talking and laughing, the great deeds of the tree in ashes are all up to you." Before leaving, Lao Dao patted me on the shoulder and said.

I secretly scolded him in my heart, he was all this old bone, and he still thought that the scholar Zhou Gongjin was in ashes, just his broken body, no matter how strong this obscene old man is, there is really no doubt that he will die.

The strength of Zhu Yinjia's corpse, my second uncle and I have seen it before, although we are carrying the hooves of a black donkey and a black cat in our hands, we are still quite scared in our hearts, and we tremble at every step.

My second uncle and I sneaked into the tomb, at this time the corpse was still wandering in the tomb as usual, this kind of strange creatures that are endlessly alive are really speechless, like them don't feel lonely in the tomb without eating, drinking, sleeping or sleeping in the tomb all their lives?

Approaching the carcasses up close again, looking at the white maggots crawling on their faces, watching their bright red flesh hanging, the blood oozing out of their bulging eyes, and my unassuming second uncle's legs trembled with fright.

Damn, I'm really not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates, who have forced themselves to this job, but he's scared, what's the festival?

"Second uncle, look at your state, you shouldn't have lost sperm in my bed last night! Look at the bad luck, so be it! You are ambushed here, wait for me to lure those zombies here, and when the time comes, you will use a lighter to light this wine, and you don't tremble at the critical moment! I suddenly turned to him and said.

The resoluteness of my tone was beyond the expectations of my second uncle, because just now I was pitifully begging Lao Dao to let me go, don't let me be cannon fodder, why is this suddenly and powerful. In fact, what I mean is that evil seeks wealth and danger from the guts, and when it comes, there is no need to coax it anymore, just let it go.

The second uncle may also think that this tactic is good, but in fact, the most important thing is that he has no risk, so he nodded affirmatively, saying that he is doing things, although I put a hundred hearts, he guarantees that there will be absolutely no mistakes. But to be honest, you also know that I can rest assured that he has lived most of his life, when has he ever been reliable?

I quietly picked up some stones from the ground and put them in my pocket, and then rushed into the main burial chamber with lightning speed. In the face of those geist armor corpses, I suddenly attacked, grabbed the stone in my coat pocket and threw it at them.