After wandering outside for more than half a month, the second uncle finally came back from death! At the same time, he also returned with a high-end trophy.

It's a brand new iphone7plus!

"Did you see the big nephew, the international brand Apple mobile phone! Light luxury and fashion, in order to show the taste of successful people, your second uncle and I started one! "As soon as we met, he took it out of his belt and showed it off to me!

I looked, oops! Really! What he holds in his hand is no longer the same second-hand ,,,no! It was an eighteen-handed old brick machine, and it was indeed an imperialist high-end brand machine, but I soon regained my previous calm look.

"Second uncle, with all due respect, I don't know what's going on, when I see people using Apple mobile phones now, I always feel that they are missing a kidney. Ah! I'm good! You won't go out and sell your kidneys this time, and come back with a different phone! I asked, feigning surprise.

"Go, go, go! It's still not serious to be such an adult! I can tell you're nakedly jealous of me! The second uncle sighed at the phone screen, and then wiped it lovingly.

Cut! I never felt jealous of a phone, my pattern wasn't low enough to buy an Apple at my current salary.

"Second uncle, don't you have a habit of using the mobile phone without a marquee? And the smart phone doesn't have a subwoofer and an external speaker, so it's very inconvenient to listen to songs, so you have to pay attention to it. I continued to smile at him.

The second uncle gave me a blank look, probably thinking that I was hopeless, saying that he didn't want to pay attention to me anymore, and then lowered his head to study the functions in his mobile phone.

At this moment, the second uncle's mobile phone rang, but what surprised me was that the ringtone of the call rang in his hand for a long time, and he didn't answer it, he just kept fiddling with it in his hand, and his face was still full of anxiety.

Then what happened next was even more ridiculous!

The second uncle suddenly pulled my hand, and then said to me with an embarrassed face: "Come, nephew, you show the second uncle, how does this mobile phone answer the phone, his mother's smart phone is really troublesome, and the operation is not as good as my previous brick machine." ”

What? I bought a new mobile phone and I can't use it when I connect to the listening button? This low IQ is simply outrageous, and the people who pretended to be forced before were all blind.

I glanced at him maliciously, then a smirk on my lips, a slight disdain in the mockery, and then slashed the answer button with a sharp half.

"Hey, hello, yes, yes, yes" The second uncle hurriedly answered the phone.

A tragedy caused by a mobile phone, this is a typical pretending to be fucked, looking at his panicked expression, I couldn't help it anymore, let go of my arms and laughed.

The tone of the conversation between the second uncle and the other side of the phone was very peaceful, not at all like the usual ruffian attitude, according to my past experience, there should be business.

Sure enough, after the second uncle finished chatting with the other party, he hung up the phone neatly, and then stared at me with straight eyes and said, "Are your teeth so white?" The gums of laughter are wide open! Don't laugh anymore, the God of Wealth has come to the door and is going to live! ”

Looking at his seriousness, I still couldn't help but want to laugh, but I had to be forgiving and forgiving, and I still knew the time to go to the garage to pick up the car, and then go to the destination.

Along the way, the second uncle still seemed to be a little unwilling, he continued to study the functions of the Apple mobile phone, and he really wanted to eat it in his stomach.

The mobile phone rang again, and this time the second uncle had grown a lot, and he slid the answer button very neatly. As soon as the phone was connected, she heard the second aunt crying and screaming, she counted on the phone that the second uncle was a man who was irresponsible and didn't care about his family, and he went home once in such a long time, and his wife didn't see him, and he didn't know where he died, and the second uncle who was stunned didn't dare to squeak for a long time.

In fact, for a strict wife, if the wife is full of firepower at this time, even if there are all kinds of grievances in the stomach, she will not dare to explain half a sentence. The second uncle could only keep answering yes in his mouth, yes, yes, yes, and scolded rhythmically.

My aunt scolded for a long time, maybe it was because my voice was too dry and I hung up the phone, and the second uncle breathed a long sigh of relief as if he was relieved, and he seemed to have let go of the burden of a thousand catties in his heart.

Looking at the nervous expression of the second uncle, I felt sorry for him, how to say that he is usually an extremely smooth person, how to meet his wife is like a mouse seeing a cat.

"The family is unfortunate, and the is in charge! No wonder the master often admonished me that if I were to be a man like you and be a turtle with a shrunken head, it would be better to be a lonely man like him, so that at least I would be happy and idle. ”

Of course, Lao Dao didn't say this, it was completely made up by me, I just tried to stimulate the second uncle's bloodiness and find the wildness of the man.

"What do you know about a guy who doesn't have any hair? It's called pain and joy! A Taoist priest actually laughed at me. Alas, the days are going to change this year! The second uncle said with a sigh as he leaned on the window.

"Second uncle, there is one thing to say! Actually, it's good to be a Taoist priest! Look at the old way, how free and easy, how happy! Much better than you! I pouted.

"Phew! Good? What a fart! The second uncle spat out the window, and he said seriously that he was jealous that he had a wife. You must know that in the old times, people who couldn't marry a wife usually did two things, one was to gather and fall into the grass to be a robber, and the other was to run to the temple and Taoist temple to make a family foundation.

"Big nephew, he is the only one who can say that being a bachelor is so beautiful, so this kind of person is illogical and untrustworthy." The second uncle said seriously.

This disappointed reply made me feel that he was hopeless, and I could feel that the fear of guilt had penetrated into his bone marrow.

Straight to the point, don't go far! This time, I believe that everyone is familiar with the place where my second uncle and I are going to live, if it is not a single dog, I should still go often, yes! That is the innocent cannon room of the romantic paradise - the hotel.

The ins and outs of the matter are not very clear at present, but I am still quite familiar with the name of the hotel called "Encounter Called Spring", which is a relatively high-end hotel apartment in our city, and their advertising slogan is to provide a complete service of eating, drinking and having fun with a snake, of course, it is a dragon.

The second uncle briefly told me about the situation, probably a few days ago this hotel died a guest, originally the hotel dead people is a rare and ordinary thing, after all, there are thousands of people living in the hotel every day, and it is not surprising that someone dies. I'm sure you've seen reports on this, and it's not surprising that there are often tenants who die of illness in hotels.

But the murder in this hotel is very strange, the deceased died in the bathtub. After the incident, the forensic doctor soon arrived at the scene, and they determined that he had died of suffocation, and the deceased still had traces of struggle before his death, which almost ruled out the possibility of suicide. Then the problem comes, since he killed, there must be a murderer, but the blame is that the police called up all the surveillance video of the hotel, studied every fragment of it, and during the time when the deceased entered the room and found that the deceased was dead, no one was in that room. And there are no blind spots in the video at all, which is a big headache for the police. They searched all over the hotel, but there were no clues, and in the end, the hotel did a public relations job and gave the deceased's family some pensions, and then set it as a headless case.

"Second uncle, since it's all headless cases, why do you want us to a bird? Isn't this full and holding on? "I don't quite understand the behavior of the guesthouse.

The second uncle shook his head, he spread his hands towards me with a blank face and said, "I don't know what the reason is, and I don't understand it on the phone, but I will naturally know when I arrive." ”

I was even more speechless after hearing this, is this "encounter called spring" trying to play mystery with us? But as the second uncle said, you will naturally know what is going on when you arrive. So we could only concentrate on driving, and after half an hour, we finally arrived at our destination, and their lobby manager, Mr. He, saw our arrival and welcomed us very warmly.

My second uncle and I sat down in the lobby, and a sweet-looking waiter politely served us tea.

"Master Liang, this is the best West Lake Longjing, please taste it." Mr. He said with a grin.

What? West Lake Longjing? Or is it good? Although I don't understand tea, but I have heard of the name of this tea, "Moutai in the wine, Longjing in the tea" this name is like thunder, when I went to the tea stall in the market to buy a fake West Lake Longjing for 5 yuan a pound at home to boil water and drink it vividly.

I didn't say a word and picked up the teacup and poured it into my mouth, maybe I was vulgar, to be honest, two cups of tea in my stomach, I didn't taste the difference between this taste and the fake tea for five yuan.

But the second uncle's elm head is not as direct as mine, and he made a serious statement to others: "Mr. He, I want to explain one thing to you, I am not a master, I am a servant." ”

Mr. He was a little confused by his cold suddenness, he smiled awkwardly, to be honest, he cares if you are a master or a fool! As long as you can solve his problem, you can say that you are an uncle.

I also think that the second uncle is quite pedantic, and every time I love to dwell on the problems of these words, not to mention that master is not a derogatory term, others who play art can be called masters of Chinese culture, piano masters, calligraphy masters, and you can also understand the title given to you by others as masters, why do you have to understand it as a god stick.

Mr. He didn't have time to entangle these with his second uncle, he cleared his throat and said directly and simply to his second uncle: "Liang Chengzuo, that's the case, I also told you about the matter on the phone, and now our hotel is open as usual, and this matter should be turned over." But our boss is very superstitious, he always suspects that there is evil in the hotel, and the last time that happened like that was dirty, please come and take a look. ”