Chapter 26 Like-mindedness
However, for Tang Xian, surprise is surprise, and the play still has to be performed.
"Brother, what's wrong with you!" only heard Tang Xian's wail, and pounced directly on Wang Ermad.
It's just that in the process, I accidentally knocked over the plate of fried pork jerky, and suddenly the sesame seeds on the dried pork flew all over the sky, and in the end, most of them fell near Wang Ermad.
Suddenly, Wang Er rolled his eyes and almost fainted.
At this time, the owner of the restaurant rushed to hear the sound, and when he saw this, he anxiously asked the little guy, "Is this ...... That's how it goes!"
The little guy also looked innocent, obviously he was fine a second ago, but as soon as the meat swinged forward, this person suddenly became sick, and his face was hideous and half-dead lying on the ground.
"This ...... It must be poisonous in the dish! My brother was fine just now, how did this become like this after eating this meal!" Tang Xian cried and cried out heartbreakingly: "If my brother dies in your house, I will have to sue you to the yamen!"
Tears are raining down, that's called a miserable and miserable!
"This ...... How is this possible!" The little guy panicked and said in a panic: "I just saw that the kid looked like he was going to eat white food, maybe it's pretending to be now!"
"Pretend?" Tang Xian's face was full of grief and indignation, pointing at Wang Ermad, who was already pale and his limbs were twitching, and roared, "Can you pretend to be like this?"
At this time, some experienced warriors on the side stepped forward and said to the boss: "Boss, I don't think this is pretending......"
Suddenly, the surrounding warriors echoed one after another, if it is pretended, I am afraid that even the actors in the palace do not have this acting skills.
Tang Xian continued to wail and said, "My brother was originally going to participate in the battle for the sword spectrum, but he didn't expect to be poisoned by you here!
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding heroes flashed around, and looked at the owner of the Roulin Restaurant vigilantly.
You must know that this is an extraordinary period, and the patrols of the Iron Halberd Army have increased several times every day, and I heard that in these two days alone, more than a dozen spies of the Jin Zhen clan have been captured. If you are suspected of being a spy of the Jin Zhen clan at this juncture, then I am afraid that you will be called over by the Iron Halberd Army to drink tea the next day!
No one wants to touch the mold of the Iron Halberd Army at this time.
At this time, Wang Ermad seemed to have eased up a little, moaned softly, and opened his eyes slightly.
But how could Tang Xian let this good show end? Without leaving a trace, he picked up a hand of sesame seeds and handed them to Wang Ermad's eyes.
"Uh......~" Suddenly Wang Er choked madly, like a dog whose tail had been stepped on, and fainted again.
"I ...... I...... I'm not a spy!" That boss is also a duty person on weekdays, how could he ever get into such a bad thing? Seeing that Wang Ermad's condition seemed to be getting worse again, he was suddenly sweating profusely, and hurriedly said: "Little brother, hurry up and take this brother of yours to the hospital for treatment! Don't worry, I'll pay the money!"
After that, the owner of the Roulin Restaurant directly threw out a money bag, which was bulging and full of silver.
Tang Xian picked up the money bag, directly carried Wang Ermad up, and ran out of the restaurant, shouting as he ran: "If my brother really has three long and two short, I will definitely go to the yamen to sue you!"
Tang ran as fast as he could, as if he was really worried about his brother's life, and soon disappeared from everyone's field of vision, leaving only a group of embarrassed Jianghu warriors and frightened bosses.
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In the small alley not far from the Roulin Restaurant, Tang Xian squatted in the corner, weighing the money bag with great interest, while on the side, there was a frightened Wang Ermad.
At this time, Wang Ermad had already recovered, but the paleness on his face was still difficult to retreat, and he was panting in his mouth, like an angry little daughter-in-law, looking at Tang Xian with a resentful face.
"Xian'er, why are you so cruel to me......" Wang Er said madly and resentfully.
"Xian'er?" Tang Xian shuddered, glared at Wang Ermad, and said, "If you scream again, believe it or not, I'll bury you in sesame seeds!"
Wang Ermad seemed to have flashed the scene of being buried in a sesame pile in front of his eyes, and his face suddenly turned white again, and now he fainted again. Hurriedly knelt down and begged Tang Xian not to continue.
At this time, Tang Xian opened the money bag, poured out the silver inside, and counted it.
In the pile of silver inside, there were even a few silver tickets, which were almost two hundred taels! Obviously, the owner of the Roulin Restaurant was in a hurry, and he didn't bother to take a closer look, and directly threw out all the bags of silver taels, just asking for safety.
Suddenly, Tang's eyes lit up, since he was a child, when had he ever seen so much silver?
Seeing this, Wang Ermad on the side was also like a cat that smelled fishy, and instantly resurrected with full blood, his face was flushed with excitement, and he hurriedly leaned over and said, "I found out that you are a thief than me!
"Slow!" Tang Xian stopped Wang Ermad, then put the silver two into the money bag, put it in his arms, and did not let Wang Ermad get close, and said:
"These days, thieves have to guard against thieves, it's better for you to stay away from me!"
Wang Ermad was resentful again, and said: "Xian'er, what you say makes me very melancholy......"
"Cut!" Tang Xian was too lazy to pay attention to Wang Er's crazy melancholy, and said, "Do you remember that we had to make a bet?"
Wang Er lost madly, so he was going to follow Tang Xian!
Wang Ermad admired Tang Xian very much at this time, and hurriedly nodded: "Remember to remember! I will follow you in the future! Whether I want to be an eagle dog or a dog's leg depends on your words!"
"Huh?" Tang Xian was stunned for a moment, and then praised: "It's nothing to be a dog's leg, it's powerful to say it confidently, this is called ability!"
"That's not it!" Wang Ermad was not ashamed, but proudly said triumphantly: "When a bitch still wants to build an archway, that's what only scholars do! We're not so hypocrites." ”
"Are you sure you don't want to build an archway?" Tang Xian said suspiciously.
"Just be a dog's leg, don't set up an archway!" Wang Er said madly: "I don't believe you look at my eyes, it's very sincere!"
Tang Xian was very pleased, but he didn't expect to live for more than ten years, and finally met someone who was like-minded with him.
Thinking of this, Tang Xian couldn't help but praise: "Sure enough, it's an interesting soul!"
"That'...... What about the good-looking skins?" Wang Er asked madly, and then looked tentatively towards the Qinglou in the distance, the Drunken Immortal Fang.
"Good-looking skin, fifty taels and one night!" Tang Xian replied solemnly.
Then, the two glanced at each other with a clear heart, and they invariably let out an evil laugh. If the Taoist priest is here at this time, I am afraid that I will think that there is no ghost thing coming.
"Xian'er, why don't we ...... tonight" Wang Ermad seems to be an unworldly guy, just thinking about it, his face is already flushed.
Tang Xian was just about to answer, when suddenly a sleeve knife that exuded a cold glow flashed in his mind, and he suddenly felt sweat on his back and a cool breeze under his crotch.
Hurriedly sat upright, with a righteous face, and flatly refused: "How can I go to that kind of place for such an upright person!"
"Are you really not going?" asked Wang Ermad Fox. I didn't expect Tang Xian's attitude to change so quickly.
"A decent gentleman like me would not go to that kind of place!" Tang Xian sternly refused.
"This ...... If you haven't been a bitch yet, why do you want to erect an archway?" Wang Ermad muttered in a low voice.
"What did you say?!" Tang Xian asked.
"No! nothing, if you don't go, we won't go, hehe......" Suddenly, Wang Er's crazy dogleg breath was wanton, very rich.
The two of them got up, walked out of the alley, and walked in the direction of the Iron Halberd Barracks.