Before I knew it, I had been doing this with my second uncle for nearly a year, and yesterday at noon my high school table called and said that our class was going to have a party for the first anniversary of graduation, and he also said that everyone would come, so I was sent to it.

I believe you also know, I must have attached great importance to this class reunion, I used to be poor and I had no choice, so I could only bow my head and be a man, and live a dull life. But now that I'm rich, I have to live with my eyebrows up, and I'm going to tell them: I'm Devil's Foot Seven! No, I'm Wei Xiaoqi! Already turned over serfs and sang!

Since I want to raise my eyebrows, I must have a decent style, so I turned on my phone and prepared to buy a few outfits on the Internet to dress up, in order to improve my temperament.

But unfortunately this scene was seen by the second uncle, and he shook his head at me very disappointed and said, "Alas,,, there is no help!" Buying clothes is living on the Internet, no values, the walking dead. ”

I raised my head and squinted at my second uncle, and said very disdainfully: "I know that some people want me to die early, so that he can inherit my ant flower!" ”

"Whew!" The vulgar second uncle spat two dirty words at me and went back to his own room.

The day of the party was really lively, and I deliberately came late because the big names in the movies usually appear in the finale, and since I wanted to turn this party into a position for myself, I had to have a forced way to appear.

But tragedy seems to follow me forever, and as soon as I got there, I found out that I had the unfortunate misfortune to collide with Bancao! And it's the same style and the same model. I believe everyone knows that it's not embarrassing to bump into a shirt, who is ugly and who is embarrassed, my appearance is not high, but now I will simply lose face, and the funny scene caused the former classmates to laugh.

Although the scene was a little cruel, I had to comfort myself at this point, my taste in dressing had improved, and I was on the same level as the original Bancao.

The dinner had already begun, and I awkwardly found an empty seat to sit down. I looked around at these former classmates, and I was surprised that all the girls in the previous class had the feeling of a goddess. The rumors in the rivers and lakes are true, the university is not only a big refining furnace, but also a utility knife, and the original dinosaurs only took a year to fall so smartly.

In order to let everyone know that I am developed, I said generously halfway through the meal: "Today, everyone eats with an open stomach, you must have fun eating and drinking, and all the expenses are paid by me Wei Xiaoqi." ”

I received thunderous applause in the moment when I said this amazing sentence, and even my classmates who had never looked at me before came to toast to me for the first time, which made me feel like I had stepped into the peak of my life in an instant.

"Devil's Foot Seven! I heard that you were admitted to the hospital with an electric baton by the staff for not paying for the project, it seems to be a rumor! You don't look like a person with no money at all! The sports commissioner put his arm on my shoulder and said maliciously.

Holy! If it's really a good thing that doesn't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles, which version is this? Listen to it amazingly.

"No, what I heard seems to be saying that the Ghost Feet Seven Ordinary Project was not happy to do and ended up playing with electric shocks, and accidentally turned myself over due to a shot."

"No, no, that's what I heard,,,,"

Everyone began to gossip about my glorious past, and the versions were more wonderful than the other, and they all laughed when they were in love, which made me nowhere to hide.

"Slander, slander, these are naked slanders, there is no such thing at all!" I can only explain it in such a pale and weak way.

"Of course we know it's a scandal, but really, what are you doing these days? It seems that you are developed, and your mental head is different. "In the end, the squad leader will be a man, and he gave me a step down at the right time.

This question stumped me and made it difficult for me to answer, and I could not have said that I had studied theology. So I replied with no confidence: "The third cultural industry!" ”

My answer immediately made everyone explode, and they all said that I was a bastard, and now the tertiary industry is supported by the state, and the future is immeasurable, and some people even said that it is not interesting to waste their youth if they want to go to college with me.

Just when I was fluttering and a little forgetful, the phone in my pocket rang, and I didn't think much about it, it must have been from my second uncle.

I reluctantly answered the phone.

The second uncle is the type of person who doesn't talk much on the phone, and he directly told me that he had work to do and told me to go back quickly. I excused myself and said that I was attending a meaningful class reunion, and I really couldn't leave. Who knew that he angrily put down a cruel word, either come or get out.

I had no choice but to say goodbye to my classmates one by one, saying that something urgent happened to my company and I had to go back to deal with it quickly. Before leaving, I also settled the account by the way, after all, I said when I came, eating and drinking are mine, and the bragging must be realized. But on the way home, I feel pain when I think about the thousands of dollars I have unjustly paid, which is really a typical pretending to be fucked, and what is even more sad is that I didn't even have someone to send me when I left.

After returning to my second uncle's house, I felt a little emotional, feeling that my second uncle was too unsympathetic, and he didn't give me any room for negotiation at all. The second uncle taught me that people die for money, birds die for food, my goal is to look at money and make money, don't go to some ethereal things, the second uncle has always spoken roughly, although it hurts people, but it makes sense.

The experience I'm going to share with you next isn't evil, but it's thought-provoking.

The incident happened in a family surnamed Lu in Changlingpo Town, the owner here will temporarily call him Brother Lu, recently they have encountered an evil family, Brother Lu will feel that his face hurts as long as he sleeps every night, and there will be a very regular slap mark on his face after waking up the next morning, and it will disappear by itself at noon, this state lasts for many days and for unknown reasons, neighbors and friends laugh and say that he may have serious defects in some functions recently, and his mother-in-law is not very satisfied with him, So slapping him every night caused this bad effect. Then there is his wife, who is itchy as soon as she falls asleep at night, and then she has a rash all over her body, which will naturally subside during the day. And his son Lu Xian was even more exaggerated, his hair fell out inexplicably, and in less than half a month, his originally flowing and beautiful hair turned into a bald scoop. To sum up, the symptoms of this family of three are very similar to kidney deficiency, but the collective kidney deficiency of the whole family is still quite rare, so others call his family a kidney deficiency family behind their backs. In line with the principle that good things don't go out and bad things spread thousands of miles, the name of the kidney deficiency family soon resounded all over the country. It's also novel, I used to see the non-mainstream on the Internet called the funeral love family, but I didn't expect that now there is a kidney deficiency family comparable to it.