My visit alone surprised Lao Dao, because he had the impression that every time we met, there was a second uncle by his side.

"Boy, why are you here alone? What about your second uncle? ”

"My second uncle has been a little busy lately, and the schedule is relatively full, and he can't leave. But busy and busy, he still misses you in his heart, and often tells me to come to you when he has time. No, I just happened to be free today, so I came. "I said that the filial piety of my second uncle is bursting.

"Count him boy still has a little conscience, oops! No, boy, how can you come empty-handed since you've come to see me? Didn't your uncle allocate some money for you to honor me? There was a hint of blame in Lao Dao's words.

Holy! This old thing is also a monk, the master of one view, how can he be so worldly? Open and close your mouth to ask for things.

But it's also a loss, it's rude for the juniors to visit the elders with empty hands, in the final analysis, I can only blame me for being too young and not very understanding of human feelings. I was trying to find a reason to fool the past, when a woman came to make a vow, and I saw that every one of her prostrations was very pious and careful, and from her shape it seemed that she was pregnant, and that she should be going to give birth soon.

I muttered that this woman is really pious enough, holding such a big belly and still coming to the Taoist temple to pray to God and worship the Buddha, although this sincerity is touching, but this crazy behavior of completely disregarding her own safety is too still sexual.

Lao Dao said that this pregnant woman is here to repay the wish, earlier she and her husband have been married for many years and have never given birth to children, the husband and wife in order to continue the family incense almost all over the country, large and small hospitals, surgery and home remedies have also eaten a lot, but this belly is not big. Later, a master pointed out that she had done too much evil in her previous life, and suggested that she come to the Taoist temple to donate a threshold for tens of millions of good men and women to trample on to alleviate her sins. At first, she didn't believe it, but when she thought about it, she was at the end of her rope anyway, so she did it with the attitude of giving it a try. Unexpectedly, the result was gratifying, and she really got her wish and got pregnant.

I was instantly stunned, can worshipping the gods still cure infertility? This is simply breaking the conventions of the medical profession and creating a biological miracle! It's more powerful than the small advertisement of heavy gold and kraft moss stuck to the telephone pole!

"It's really a god! It turns out that Guanyin sending off a child is not a legend, but a reality. But master, I always feel that there must be something strange in this, with my understanding of you, you shouldn't be the one who is secretly making Guanyin, right? I said to him with a playful look on my face.

Lao Dao's face sank after hearing this, he picked up the dust and threw it in my face, and then scolded angrily: "you, say such a thing in front of the gods, you won't be afraid of thunder and thunder!" ”

I don't think so, there are more people in the world than my bastard, and if Hades wants to end my life in the form of thunder and thunder, then how long will I have to wait in line to get my turn? By that time I would have lived to be at least 100 years old, and I would have made money instead of losing.

Lao Dao looked at me with a hopeless look, the look of disappointment was completely written on his face, and then he said coldly: "It's really unteachable, how can the old Wei family produce your species, I dare to assert that your father must have regretted that he didn't shoot you on the wall to feed the mosquitoes." ”

",,,,,,," Lao Dao's words are so sharp that I don't even know how to fight back against him.

At this time, the pregnant woman had already knelt down to worship the immortals, she slowly got up with the support of her family, and just saw Lao Dao arguing with me, so she bowed respectfully to Lao Dao.

"I can't help it, I can't help it, you have someone who is pregnant, isn't this tormenting me!" Lao Dao hurriedly walked over and held her hand.

But the moment he touched the pregnant woman's hand, his face suddenly changed with a "swish".

"Sister-in-law Li, how are you doing lately? Did you feel anything uncomfortable? Or something else is wrong. Lao Dao asked.

"Thank you for your concern, everything is fine." Said the pregnant woman.

But after a moment, the pregnant woman seemed to remember something, and she added: "I don't know if it's a strange thing, but lately I've been having the same strange dream lately, in which a woman with a vague face came to me, but she didn't say anything but kept laughing. ”

"Oh,,," Lao Dao nodded thoughtfully, but didn't say much.

Although it is just a few simple words, I vaguely feel that things are not so simple, and the old way must have implied something, otherwise it would not be so mysterious.

Sure enough, when the pregnant woman was about to leave after making a wish, Lao Dao stopped her, and gave her a talisman, and at the same time told her to put a statue of Guan Erye in the living room of the house after she went back, and never go out on the first and fifteenth nights of every month.

This makes me a little confused, what the hell is this old way trying to make trouble? Judging by his tone, it was a very serious look, and his handling method was so sloppy that it was a bit confusing.

The pregnant woman nodded, and although she didn't know why, she said she would do it. After all, Lao Dao is an authority in the theological field, and he does not dare to neglect everything he advises.

After seeing the pregnant woman leave, I couldn't help but ask out of curiosity. "Master, what did you just teach that pregnant woman for? It's a foggy thing to hear. ”

Lao Dao said that judging from the pregnant woman's complexion, it should be messing with dirty things, and a little carelessness may endanger the lives of their mother and child.

Hey! This makes people wonder, since she is entangled in dirty things, then get rid of the dirty things, such a simple and rough is effective, why do you need to do what he said, not only a lot of effort but also hard work, isn't this full of food and support?

Lao Dao shook his head and said I don't understand the doorway here, there is a balance in the life world, everyone has their own destiny, and it can't be easily broken because of human factors, otherwise it will be damned.

Hearing this, I was even more confused, what does the old way mean? Didn't you say that there are ghosts that harm people? Removing it also destroys the balance of yin and yang? This is obviously a good thing for the people to eliminate harm and violence! He must be talking nonsense with a fever.

Lao Dao looked at my puzzled face, and said to me slowly: "It's nothing to do anyway, I'll tell you a story, maybe you can understand the meaning after listening." ”

Storytelling? That's a good feeling! It just so happened that I hadn't recovered from my cousin's several critical hits, and now that there was a story that could more or less heal the wounds in my heart, I quickly found a small bench and sat down in front of Lao Dao to listen to him talk.

Lao Dao's real name is Ding Dazhuang, a more cliché name than my Wei Xiaoqi, for this name, he said that he had not heard anyone call it for decades, and he almost forgot it.

Of course, my focus is not here, I just simply think that the name of Lao Tao is very dirty, since there is the word "Ding Ding", I find that I can no longer look directly at words containing the word T, such as "Latin dance", "illiterate", "cloves", "Zhuang Ding", "grasp Zhuang Ding", this Ding Da Zhuang This name I just feel obscene and can't look at it directly.

Speaking of Da Zhuang, he is also a hard-working man, he lost his parents since he was a child, and he is a veritable orphan. And his grandmother is a well-known stable woman in our area, relying on this special craft, she worked hard to bring him up. At this point, some of you may not understand what a stable woman is. In fact, Wen Po is a person who is a person who delivers midwives for women in the old days, commonly known as midwives.