Chapter 12 Slate Information
Out of prudence, and in order to harmonize the discordant words in the slate message, Hao Shen combed through it several times from beginning to end before he could piece together the following story.
The story probably takes place a long, long time ago (although this is really corny to start with, but it doesn't fit any more than these six words), and even a long, long time before the formation of this planet (again, but helplessly), two very powerful civilizations met in the starry sky.
One of them is good, the other is evil and stinking (mark: too strong subjective consciousness should not be used, but there is really no descriptor), in the dangerous universe, each civilization must be careful, so after discovering each other, both sides test each other. And so the following conversation took place.
Kind civilization: "Hello big brother, where did you come from?" ”
Stinky and shameless civilization: "MMP ......"
Kind civilization: "Mom sells batches, how do you scold people!" ”
Stinky shameless civilization: "MMP, CNM, QNMLGB......"
Civilization of Good Will: "...... Charge it, Phi Phi Cannon! ”
In this dignified duel, the shameless civilization uses insidious tricks: while shouting and insulting guerrillas, it finally defeats the good-willed civilization (Hao Shen really can't understand which of the two sides has the upper hand), and blocks the spaceship of the good-willed civilization, banishing it into the universe along with the planet (vague word, but roughly the meaning of the universe).
Civilizations of good will have lost their momentum, unable to moor, unable to turn, and can only float in the endless depths of space forever.
I don't know how many thousands of years have passed like this. Suddenly, one day, well-meaning civilizations in distress observed that their floating course seemed to overlap with the trajectory of a star, and in less than 100,000 years at most, they would fall into the star and be destroyed. The hopeless civilization of good will cannot change its course, and can only wait to be extinguished in the midst of invective...... There is no room for the slate in the back.
“…… Is the planet about to fall into the stars? Hao Shen's face tightened.
"Look, that's an amazing discovery." The system pouts.
"It's amazing......... Holy, this planet is going to fall into a star! Hao Shen grabbed his hair violently, and a series of grooves, "Then we are not very dangerous?" Stellar, that's it! No, we have to go! system, immediately locate the earth, the universe is too dangerous! ”
"Calm down!" The system (?_?) is not as impatient as Hao Shen, Shi Shiran said: "I said you are in a hurry? First of all, what if the planet is about to fall into a star? Can it hurt us? Let's this invincible stream OK? Secondly, do you think you will fall into the star the next day? Far away, okay? Finally, please, Hao Shen, do you think this thing on the slate is really credible? ”
“…… Oh, you seem to be really ...... when you say that" Hao Shen was stunned for a moment, and immediately felt that what the system said made sense: "But looking at the appearance of this slate, I don't know how many years of history...... The civilization that left the message shouldn't joke about this kind of thing, right? ”
"Maybe." The system stared at himself on the slate, thought for a long time, and suddenly made an expression of spreading his hands: "ㄟ (▔,▔) ㄏ Hao Shen, don't you think this slate gives people a very subtle feeling?" ”
"Not at all." Hao Shen also spread his hands.
"I was really defeated by you. The system sighed, "Don't you think that the information on this slate looks like a complaint in tone or grammar?" No, I'm not talking about those swear words, but this thing makes me feel like when I was a child, my neighbor Huang Xiaoya was beaten by you, and while wiping her tears while writing 'Hao Shen is a XX' on the back wall of your house more than 30 times. ”
By the way, he also described that one as similar to Megatron vs. Voldemort...... Where is this? Don't tell me that this thing is actually the barking of a dog that lost its home after the defeat of this so-called well-meaning civilization, right? Hao Shen pointed to the slate speechlessly, how could he believe it. That's impossible! How can you say that this is also a civilization, how can a civilization that has stepped into the interstellar age be like a child? ”
"So that's what I can't figure out......" The system continued to be helpless, and then put forward his opinion, "But anyway, let's see if this so-called 'falling into the star' is true or not." Hao Shen, I'm going to launch a satellite and see the situation in the nearby star fields. ”
"Oh, okay, you can do it." Hao Shen nodded stunnedly, and suddenly reacted, "Huh? You kid can play satellites anymore? By the way, and the thing you said earlier about scanning the cosmic background radiation, how do you resemble Tinker Bell? ”
"Nonsense, this system is a universal system, who do you think you are talking to!"
The system snorted. He has almost the same ability as Hao Shen, and he is really worthy of the word omnipotence. In the operation of the information, the system quickly pinched out a palm-sized iron block, which has two antennas, six airflow valves that adjust the direction, and three different types of detectors.
In the eyes of serious aerospace researchers, this thing really doesn't look like a satellite, it doesn't meet the standards of artificial satellites, and it doesn't have the shape of various functional modules, but in fact, this thing is really a satellite. You just want to find anything scientifically sound from this.
The strange-looking satellite was systematically debugged and quickly launched. Hao Shen looked at this piece of iron, and was thinking about how to send this thing to the sky, when he saw that the airflow valve of this thing was activated suddenly, and the powerful airflow suddenly propped up this small satellite, and he shook it a few times and aimed at the sky, and snorted, and it went to the sky......
You don't even need a rocket, it's just like that......
Death to science or something!
The system launched the satellite leisurely, glanced at Hao Shen, and didn't bother to comment on the entanglement on Hao Shen's face. Just made a concluding remark: "Okay, so be it." It will probably take some time for this satellite to be put into orbit, and let's not be idle in the meantime. Aside from the contents of this slate, its existence proves at least one thing, that is, this so-called 'friendly civilization' still exists on this planet...... At least it once existed, and since it existed, there must be clues to be found...... Let's take a look. ”
Hao Shen nodded, now there is only this way.
With this slate discovery as the center, Hao Shen and the system conducted a carpet search, and the range was about ten kilometers. Judging from the known situation, if this friendly civilization really exists, then Hao Shen and the system already know at least some of their characteristics: first, according to the size of the slate and the font of the slate, as well as the internal situation of the large vent before, it is inferred that their body size should be similar to that of earthlings, belonging to humanoids. Second, judging by the content on the slate, this civilization should be a sensual creature with a wealth of emotions, otherwise it would not have expressed dissatisfaction in such a harmonious way (perhaps a little stronger than dissatisfaction?). )。
According to the small knowledge provided by the system: human-like means that they have at least the same worldview as earthlings, and the so-called friendly ** deceit divided on the slate shows that they have established a clear moral outlook.
Hao Shen is looking forward to communicating with this civilization.
However, although Hao Shen has been very busy in the above text and deliberately does not mention certain things, what should come will always come.
When Hao Shen and the system were running around the mountains, with a yawn, Hao Xiaomei sat up with hazy eyes.
Hao Shen and the system suddenly stopped and looked at her worriedly.
Hao Xiaomei chirped, rubbed her eyes, looked at Hao Shen stupidly for a while, and grinned: "Hehe, brother, morning, is the meal ready?" I want to eat poached eggs~~"