The star moon platform is thousands of feet high, and there is a pool of water under it that is thousands of feet deep. When I floated up from Tan Shui for a long time, I couldn't help but think of Li Bai's poem: Xingyue Lake is a thousand feet deep, not as deep as Yan Qikeng.

In the evening, Aunt Jiang invited me and Song Yu to have a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and after eating, I returned to Xingyue Villa with Song Yu. Her original room was in a normal room on the first floor, and now that she thinks she is my girlfriend, she decisively moved her luggage out of her room and into my room.

"Brother-in-law, your room is so big and luxuriously decorated."

"That's, don't look at me what I am." I said a little smugly.

She and I watched TV in the living room. The more I watched, the more bored I felt. The biggest highlight of this year's Spring Festival Gala is Cai Ming, after watching her sketch, I went to take a shower and get ready for bed. I don't have the habit of keeping the New Year, and I feel very stupid.

When I came out of the shower, I found that Song Yu was already asleep on the sofa. She and her master rushed from Jinling to Longhu Mountain. It's been a tiring day. Song Yu's face shape is my favorite Fan Bingbing's kind, with a high forehead, a firm chin, and plump lips. Delicate lip line. Looking down the face, the thin white jade neck looks more and more exquisitely carved against the background of the black scarf.

Compared with the last time I saw her, Song Yu seemed to have lost a lot of weight. I gently picked her up, put her on the bed in the bedroom, and helped her take off her leather boots, and wrapped her little feet in pure white cotton socks. Pulled the quilt to help her cover it, and was about to leave, when she was suddenly grabbed by her.

Looking back, Song Yu was smiling with his eyes closed.

"So you're pretending to be asleep!"

"Brother-in-law, won't you sleep with me?" In the bedroom, there was a yellowish table lamp, which illuminated her face with tenderness like water.

At this time, even men can no longer refuse, as if the idiom is what it is like now.

I lay down next to her, and when I saw that I didn't go, Song Yu immediately sat up in great spirits, and quickly took off the clothes on her body, leaving only her underwear. Because I was dressed as a men's dress, this time Song Yu didn't have that kind of transparent rubber products on the chest, and I was a little embarrassed to look at the ordinary chest.

Seeing my disgusted eyes, Song Yu angrily grabbed my hand and was about to put it on her chest......

Just then I heard a quick knock on the door, and I quickly put on my clothes and went to open the door.

The person who came was Yan Qi, holding a box of red wine in his hand, looking at me with drunken eyes and saying, "Fan Wusheng, what is the life of a song about wine?" Let's go, go to the Star Moon Terrace and drink. ”

“…… Another day? ”

"It's snowing outside, isn't it nice to drink red wine to the snowflakes?"

Damn, in fact, holding Song Yu at this time is the real beauty. But where do I dare to refuse a strong female man like Yan Qi, now she is drunk, if I refuse, who knows what she will do with a black belly.

"Then you wait a minute, I'll change my clothes." I said helplessly.

Walking to the bedroom, Song Yu glanced at me with great sadness. I shrugged my shoulders and said sorry to her, quickly changed into clothes and fled. It's not that I'm cruel to Song Yu, it's that I want to give Bai Qingxue a perfect man. She was in a miserable previous life, and I wanted her to feel the integrity of a man's body and mind.

Take the second flower bush lazy to look back, half of the edge of the cultivation and half of the king. Once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud.

Even though there are all kinds of customs in the world, they are all under the white snow of my wife.

Yan Qi is really a crazy woman, and she drank with me until dawn. When I went up the mountain, the snow was still shallow and just covered the stone path, and when I went down, the sky and earth were already white.

Song Yu may have also noticed something, and moved back to his room a few days later. During the day, he still stayed with me, eating and drinking.

It is said that the leisurely days are the most unmixed, and the eighth day of the first month will arrive in a blink of an eye. All the members of the demon hunting team gathered in the conference room of the Xingyue Villa to hold a pledge meeting. As I guessed, the person promised by the Psionic Department was indeed the Flowing Wind Sakura.

"No life, long time no see." Sakura and I greeted each other with a smile.

"Long time no see." I said.

After the meeting, the five of us went directly to Yingtan Airport by car. The Psychic Division has arranged a special plane, and the target is Changchun, Jilin.

The five of us have a common similarity, that is, they are all current or previous generations of various sects. Zhang Ruoxu is the world walk of the Maoshan faction, and I am the head of Guiyunguan and the world walk. Liufeng Sakura is the former world walk of Taiqing Palace, Ren Fei is the world walk of the Quanzhen Sect, and Yan Qi is the world walk of Zhengyi.

"Team leader, let's walk together in the five worlds. I don't believe that I can't suppress the horse fairy outside the gate. Zhang Ruoxu said confidently.

"It's better to be careful in everything. Outside the gates, your Dao will be suppressed. I said.

"Speaking of the immortal family outside the customs, I have a few folk tales about Huangpizi here, do you want to listen to them?" Ren Shan said. The Quanzhen Religion is in the north. There are many stories about the yellow skin essence in the folk tales of the north.

"Tell me about it, I love to listen to folk tales." Yan Qi said.

"Once upon a time, in a mountain village in Heilongjiang, there was a well-known drunkard ......"

This drunkard loves to drink the most. Drink it in the morning and drink it in the evening, and there are not a few times when you are awake. He drank half the night the first night and woke up at noon the next day, hungry in his stomach. I'm going to go to the kitchen to get something to eat.

As soon as he walked into the courtyard, he suddenly heard someone shouting his name. When I looked back, I found a little yellow skin squatting on the wall, staring at him with a pair of eyes and talking: "Hey, hey, do you look like a human?" ”

If it's a normal person who hears Huang Pizi talking. Sure to be a surprise. But the drunkard was not sober, and without thinking about it, he blurted out a dirty word: "Like an egg!" ”

After scolding, the drunkard came back to his senses, think about it, isn't right, how can this Nima yellow skin speak human words?

After the animal has a certain path of enlightenment. They will choose to take on human form and continue to enlighten. Human beings are the primates of all things, and they are favored by the heavens, and the cultivation of the human form has great benefits. However, this human form is not something that can be transformed, and it is very likely that he will not be able to change into a human being for a lifetime if he does not have the chance. This little yellow skin wants to use the power of human words and spirits to help it transform into shape. This is also known as the begging for sealing.

Who knew that the drunkard not only did not help him, but cursed it like an egg! Is it tolerable or unbearable, and the yellow skin left with hatred at the moment.

After the drunkard was frightened by the yellow skin, his heart was like a big stone. Coincidentally, after this incident pressed on his heart, he actually quit his alcohol addiction. The drunkard is actually in his early thirties, and he was born a high-ranking talent, and after quitting his addiction to alcohol, he got a serious job. Within a few years, he built a new house and married a daughter-in-law.

When the so-called cave room candle night gold list was titled, this drunkard finally came to the happiest moment in his life. But he forgot one thing, there is an old saying outside the gate that it is not too late for Huangpizi to take revenge for three years. On the day of the drunkard's marriage, it was exactly three years since he had a grudge with Huangpizi.

The reason why it has never come to take revenge is that it wants to wait for the drunkard to reach the happiest time in his life, so that he can taste the thrill of revenge.

The guests were gone, and the drunkard turned off the lights and threw himself at the bride. stripped naked in three or two strokes. Just as he touched the bride's ass with his hand, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. It feels fluffy, like a tail. The drunkard was taken aback and quickly turned on the light to take a look. The bride actually has a big fluffy tail on her buttocks.

The drunkard was startled, grabbed his clothes and tried to escape, but no matter how hard he tried, the doors and windows could not be opened.

The bride looked at him strangely and smiled: "Do you think I look like a human?" ”

The drunkard understood what was going on at this time, he had broken the way of the yellow skin, and this was the yellow skin who came to seek revenge. He did marry a girl, but he had been killed by Huangpizi, and the current bride was just a human skin.

"And then?" Yan Qi listened to it and continued to ask.

The rest of the story is a bit cruel, the yellow skin came out of the bride's human skin, devoured the drunkard alive, and chewed up the bones. The next day, the drunkard's family came to please, and the bedroom door could not be knocked on. When they broke down the door, they found that the room was covered in blood, and there was a human skin piled up on the bed, and on top of the human skin were the drunkard's eggs. ”

"Damn. So vicious. Yan Qi said hatefully.

I don't know if it's a coincidence, the first strange thing we encountered outside the gate was related to Huangpizi.

And it was Huang San, the ancestor of Huang Pizi, who provoked him!

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