Cheung Tong Corpse Yard (1)
There is always such a kind of person who regards meanness as uprightness and cheapness as honesty, which makes people upset and anxious, and the liver fire rises, and the second uncle happens to be such a person, which is very annoying.
This is not early in the morning to challenge my bottom line of being a man, inexplicably saying that I did not contribute much to my last work, and I will deduct 30% of my labor fees.
This is a great event, I followed him to lick the blood and live without a year-end bonus, he actually has no humanity to learn all kinds of evil capitalists to exploit the toiling masses, is there still a royal law? Will this still be the law? Naturally, I rejected it with righteous words.
However, the things that made people angry were still to come, and when he saw that my attitude was extremely resolute, he shamelessly told me not to look at money first in everything, to know how to think about problems and look at things, and also told me not to be so vulgar in quality, and to be detached and open-minded in my soul, and to have a higher vision. He said that it was an extraordinary experience for me to endure hardships with him, and compared to those pampered sons, I don't know where my life has gone! Not to mention the colorful, I have also learned skills, and my knowledge is broader, these are things that wealth cannot be exchanged, don't think about it because of such a small amount of money.
It's a disaster to be a relative to someone like him, I sneered, felt that his words were extremely ridiculous, and then said to him lightly: "Be a big brother, if the money is swallowed by your wife, you just say it, you don't have to beat around the bush and say some nonsense that you don't even believe in, I know that it is your nature to be obscene, but being cheap is a matter of personal conduct." ”
"Ouch, the eldest nephew is really like my old Liang family, directly! Here's the thing, it's not like I haven't lived during this time, and my life is boring, so I went to Liuhongzhuang with the master to relax my body and mind, and accidentally embezzled part of your salary. As you know, your aunt is a person, and the control of my capital chain is relatively strict, and I can't report some of my accounts, or you can help me fill this hole for my second uncle first. The second uncle glanced at me humbly.
"Get out~~~" I unceremoniously spit out this dirty word to him, I understood what he meant, I dare to want me to advance their prostitution, I resolutely resist this matter, there is no door!
"Xiao Qi, don't scold people at every turn, as a servant, can you talk about the most basic qualities? Respect for the elderly, love for the young, and respect for the elders, why haven't you learned this thing in your twenties? That's the tone of your voice. The second uncle's words were full of displeasure.
Fuck, it became my fault when he said that, can you bear it? So I said very unhappily: "Second uncle, you made me realize a big truth in an instant today, sometimes relatives are really a magical species, that is, a group of people who have not paid to you at all, but share your life inexplicably. ”
"Second uncle, wait, there's still something to say! As for me, I'll leave the cruel words here today, this matter is not negotiable, if you don't want your aunt to know that you secretly went to a big project, everything is up to you! I added in a threatening tone.
As soon as these words came out, the second uncle was completely stunned, this was poking at his death hole! He was instantly deflated, gritted his teeth and spit out three words at me: Count you ruthless! Then he walked away.
People are good at being bullied and horses are good at being ridden, everyone is mixed with the rivers and lakes, don't come to be tough, you really think I am a white-haired girl, her father Yang Bailao is bullied and dare not say anything!
The second uncle's desire to squeeze my capital has finally come to an end, and I plan to go out for a walk while I am in a happy mood now, after all, I haven't gone out to exercise my muscles and bones for a long time.
Outside, the autumn is crisp, the sky is cloudless, the water of the Tuojiang River is unusually clear, and the couples who stroll along the river bank and watch the comings and goings have a little boredom in their hearts. And what makes me even more unhappy is that I, a 10,000-year-old single, unfortunately met my high school class grass, and even more unfortunate is that he also has a new girlfriend with a perfect look.
Maybe a temperamental man like me is like a firefly in the dark night, a conspicuous scarab in the field, especially my unruly hairstyle and charming temperament are more conspicuous, this Buban grass recognized me at a glance: "Yo, Devil's Foot Seven, such a coincidence!" I can even meet you here! ”
Looking at this kid's face full of spring breeze, I was a little embarrassed, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, why is the gap so big that everyone is human? It's just heaven and earth, and the most helpless thing is that I ran into it, I scratched my head and replied in frustration: "It's not a coincidence!" I have to say that sometimes the world is really small! ”
"Haha~~, is it interesting, the old classmate is still so humorous!" Ban Cao said with a smile.
I thought that this was the case, after a simple greeting, everyone went back to their respective homes to find their own mothers, but what I didn't expect was that Bancao seemed to be interested, he lowered his head and whispered in his girlfriend's ear, as for what he said, I couldn't hear it clearly, I guess it was probably to ask her to go back first, he wanted to say a few words to his old classmates, his girlfriend was also well-behaved, without any complaints, and kissed his forehead with a smile before leaving, and I was completely regarded as air on the side, and my hands trembled when I suddenly became angry with dog food.
Looking at the back of his girlfriend wearing an elegant hip skirt, I said enviously: "Wenzheng, not bad!" That girl was pretty punctual just now! New girlfriend? ”
Who knew that this kid showed a very disdainful look after hearing it, and he said arrogantly: "Ghost foot seven! Ghost foot seven, everyone is so old, I can't imagine that you are still so vulgar, obsessed with the surface of women, it is really tasteless, is it really your standard for choosing a mate if you are not beautiful alone? ”
As soon as I heard it, my lungs were about to explode, this kid is really a model of villain's ambition, at this time, I can't be polite to him, and immediately fight back against him: "Am I superficial? You're not a bird yet! It's not like I haven't seen your former girlfriend, which one is not the Internet celebrity snake face type, and she is embarrassed to come to chill me. ”
"When you are studying, you will inevitably be quite superficial, and the main thing to find a partner is to look at the face. Now it's different, after a few years of study, the average person can basically stop letting this superficiality go superficial. However, a person's superficiality does not disappear, it is only weakened. Because after entering the society, looking for a partner not only looks at the face, but also looks at the money. My girlfriend is a rich second generation, a standard rich second generation, his father is a real estate developer, hahaha~~~" Ban Cao's face was hideous.
Fuck me! I received millions of critical hits in an instant, this is like an animal-like existence! It's too much, and I bring the show-off naked to the stage, but unfortunately I can't come up with anything to fight back.
"Okay, let's not talk about this stubble without nutrition, let's meet again after a long absence, why don't you sit down and have a few drinks to catch up?" Bancao patted me on the shoulder and said.
I'm a little at a loss, what do I have to talk about with you, I used to be a typical old man who didn't get along with each other when I was studying, and now it's even more! Can we still pee in the same pot? But it was difficult to refuse, so I had to find a food stall with him and sit down.
However, this is a bit stingy to say, and I ordered a few very cheap appetizers, not to mention the wine, and even asked for two bottles of the famous Xingpai Erguotou to drink. Didn't you say that you had a rich man's daughter? How to shoot but so stumbling!
To be honest, I'm a little disgusted with this grade of wine and food, and I'm also a post-apocalyptic now, and eating this thing is really a bit of a loss, so I simply said to him very bluntly: "Wenzheng, or I'll invite you to this meal, you are still a student, you have to take care of your parents when you eat and drink, and you definitely don't have enough money." ”
"Devilfoot Seven, your words are a little hurtful! Look down on my brother, don't you? Brother Qian is still invited to do so! He patted his chest confidently and said, looking as rich as possible.
After about 0.01 seconds, Ban Cao suddenly patted his head as if he understood something, and he muttered to himself: "Is it because the wine and food are not rich enough, that's right!" It's up to me for this! I forgot, the current Seventh Brother is different from before! ”
"Boss! Add two plates of peanuts and a bottle of Sprite to this table! He hurriedly shouted at the proprietress who was wiping the table, and his posture was so that as many people as possible could hear it - he added food!
Fuck me! The key is to look at his painful expression, I don't know how many inner dramas he staged in this short period of time, and how many struggles and wanderings he went through before he made up his mind to add two plates of peanuts.
The most unbearable thing is that he patted me on the shoulder with a cheap smile and said: "Old classmate, we can be regarded as reuniting after a long absence, today we must eat and drink enough!" If you don't get drunk, you can't go home! ”
"Fuck me!" I couldn't help but spew out a national scolding in my heart, and I didn't know that I thought he ordered a table of raw seafood and a full banquet to entertain me, especially the four words "don't get drunk and don't return" are particularly harsh, when can this Sprite drink people?
Lettuce, chicken with fried chicken, eggplant with minced meat and two plates of peanuts were served one after another, and Bancao carefully poured Sprite in my cup, and the expression of pain on my face was like I had drunk a bottle of his 82-year-old Lafite.
What's even more annoying is that he didn't forget to spit and say, "Tsk! Tut! Tut! Ghost foot seven, I just like the two-pot head to Sprite this way of drinking! The taste is simply exciting! It's top-notch! It can bring you a feast for the palate that you have never had before! ”
I'm completely confused, although I come from the urban-rural junction, and I do have a little bit of local flavor, but it's not like I haven't drunk Sprite and Erguotou!
I really couldn't bear it anymore, so I said to him with a playful face: "Wenzheng, this table of wine and food will cost more than 60 yuan!" Especially a countryman like me, I really think it's too corrupt and too extravagant, and to be honest, I couldn't have thought about it before. ”