I was so made by the system that I almost became a shemale, and I finally accumulated acting experience and performance experience! Now selflessly share it, and as a result, a group of keyboard warriors who don't even know what the performance is are also qualified to spray me don't know how to pretend to understand!

Hao Huan was originally not too firm about playing the male protagonist of "Soul Night", but now, even if he comes over, he doesn't want to stop him from directing and acting next!

He wants to let these trolls who spray for the sake of spraying know that they don't know how to pretend to understand at all, but are really sharing invaluable acting experience and experience with those actors!

Let these trolls understand the fact that they are all frogs at the bottom of the well, and they don't understand anything, but they pretend to know a ridiculous thing!

Hao Huan posted a Weibo scolding: "You guys are not as good as Zhou Zhongcai, who forced you to spray your face and I don't know how to pretend to understand?" If you know better than me, then why don't you go to make movies, why don't you become big stars? To put it bluntly, you are a bunch of losers in real life, which is why you vent your resentment online!

Hey, I suddenly thought of my "Orphan Resentment", "Troll" is equal to an "orphan" who has no parent's upbringing, so the troll is resentful and waits for "Orphan Resentment" to spray people on the Internet!

How? Trolls who complain about orphans? Isn't it very upset and angry to be scolded by me like this? Thinking about how people like me live a better life than you, are you even more unhappy and angry?

Hey, just imagining how angry you look, I want to laugh, the happiness of rich people is often so simple! ”

When Weibo was sent out, Hao Huan didn't bother to pay attention to it, he could guess that there would be a bloody storm under this Weibo next!

Those trolls who are angry with him will definitely spray him angrily, after all, those people are too failed in real life, so they can only spray people on the Internet to vent.

After washing, changing clothes, and putting on shoes, Hao Huan took the car keys, had lunch outside, and then went to the audition site.

Although today's audition was handed over to Wang Lexin to be responsible, he still had to go over and take a look, lest Wang Lexin be inconsiderate and mess up when the time comes.

rushed to the audition site, and after the actors in line for the audition saw Hao Huan, they didn't know if this was a good thing or a bad thing.

But at this moment, an actor named Zhan Yihao was a little excited!

When he heard that Hao Huan was not there, his heart instantly cooled, and after thinking that the good show he had specially prepared for Hao Huan was useless, he was almost hopeless for the next audition audition.

But now that Hao Huan is here, it's not a big problem!

He quickly calmed down, it was his turn to play after the audition, he had to perform well next, and use his acting skills and personal charm to conquer Hao Huan!

……

Hao Huan entered the audition room, Wang Lexin glanced at Hao Huan, and then reminded the contestants who had just finished performing: "You can go back and wait for the notice." ”

Hao Huan glanced at the four people on the judges' bench and bowed slightly: "Yes, I also know that I will find two professional actors to come over as judges." ”

Fat Liu's fat face trembled: "I'm also a professional ......"

"You're a professional fart!"

Hao Huan scolded unceremoniously: "I don't know the quality of today's actors, I really wanted to beat you yesterday!" I see that you just caught a beautiful one and directly arranged an audition, and a lot of people who couldn't even act in the drama came over to waste my time! ”

"Ahem......" Liu Fatzi was speechless.

Hao Huan walked over, looked at Wang Lexin's uncomfortable little face, frowned, and said, "Are you sick?" The face is so ugly? ”

Wang Lexin shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's just that my stomach hurts a little." ”

"Well, I'm giving you a day off today, go to the doctor or take a break! Don't give me a long illness during the critical period and delay my work! ”

After Hao Huan drove Wang Lexin out, he sat in Wang Lexin's position and ordered: "Call someone, next!" ”

Soon, a man with elegant steps and a sassy atmosphere walked in, and introduced in a sissy voice: "Hello director, hello judges, I am Zhan Yihao, a vertical shop actor who has been acting for three and a half years, 26 years old this year, I like to sing, dance, rap, act and play basketball!" ”

Hao Huan listened to the voice of neither man nor woman, and glanced at Liu Fatzi beside him with a sneer, is this the list of auditions you selected for Lao Tzu?

Liu Fatzi's face was shocked, and he secretly scolded in his heart, I have an impression of this guy! He's not usually like that!

Hao Huan held up a sign speechlessly: "Start your performance!" ”

Zhan Yihao took a look, this topic is good!

Damn it?

It's similar to the horror performance of the audition for "Saw"!

He immediately entered the state and exclaimed, "Ah! Ghost...... Hell yes! Help me! ”

The perverted performance full of embarrassment and disgusting, Hao Huan couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted: "Your performance is even more scary than hell, let me say it directly, your image and personality do not meet the requirements of the movie role, so you were eliminated." ”

"No, it's not."

Zhan Yihao returned to normal and hurriedly asked, "Don't you like perverted actors?" Am I not perverted enough? ”

Hearing this, Hao Huan was also stunned!

"Who said I like perverted actors?"

Zhan Yihao replied: "When you auditioned for "Chainsaw", you told me in person! ”

？？？

Hao Huan really doesn't remember this strange guy: "Is there one?" I warn you, if you slander me, the consequences will be severe! ”

Zhan Yihao swore: "Heaven and earth can be learned! You asked me to act as a murderer, and then you said I wasn't perverted enough, so you eliminated me! ”

“……”

Hao Huan remembered, but ......

This guy is a pig!

I said you weren't perverted enough, so you think I like perverted actors? So this time I came over and performed a pervert directly for me?

Served!

has seen Wang Lexin as stupid, he has never seen anyone more stupid than Wang Lexin!

This guy is a fucking talent!

He had a headache and said, "Brother, don't mess with me." I said you weren't perverted enough because a perverted murderer had to show that kind of perverted look, not that I personally liked that kind of perverted actor! ”

"Uh...... That...... Then I'll play the immutable one again? Zhan Yihao pleaded nervously.

Hao Huan was also defeated by this guy, and said, "No need! ”

Zhan Yihao's face sank, okay!

I waited for half a day in vain, and wasted half a day in vain!

He turned around and walked out in disappointment, and at this time Hao Huan's voice sounded behind his head: "You have auditioned, for the sake of you being so perverted just now, I will arrange a starring role for you!" ”

Zhan Yihao was stunned at first, then dumbfounded, and finally turned around excitedly: "Really, really? ”

"Pearls aren't so real!"

Hao Huan said solemnly: "Next!" ”

Zhan Yihao thanked excitedly, and then trotted out happily, he didn't expect that he really conquered Hao Huan with his perversion! In exchange for the first time in my life, I had the opportunity to play the leading role!

Outside, an actor who knew him asked, "What's the situation?" You're not going to pass the audition, are you? ”

Zhan Yihao was so excited that he couldn't stop laughing: "Guess? ”

"! Did you really pass the audition? This is a direct announcement of the results, huh? ”

"Brother, since you passed the audition, then pass on the experience to us! What are the auditions? ”

Zhan Yihao laughed like a madman: "Hahaha! Lie to you! It's impossible to get an audition if you want to get it! It's impossible to pass an audition in this life! As an actor and without acting skills, you can only maintain your life like this by running tricks! The feeling of entering the studio is much better than at home, all of them are talents, the acting is good-looking, and the speech is good-sounding, I like it here! ”

Everyone: "??? ”

Lose your marbles!

I'm afraid this guy is crazy!

Looking at the back of Zhan Yihao laughing and leaving like a madman, everyone shook their heads and sighed helplessly.

Didn't expect an audition to drive a person crazy?

What a lot of pressure and blow this is!

……

The auditions continued.

Hao Huan auditioned for two hours after he arrived, except for the strange guy named Zhan Yihao, who has a sense of comedy and can make an exception to arrange a leading role responsible for being funny, none of the other actors can satisfy him so far.

Liu Fatzi's forehead was full of beads of sweat, and whenever a contestant who couldn't do his acting skills came in, Hao Huan would give him a look and slowly understand.

In the past two hours, Hao Huan's eyes saw that he even held back the fart he wanted to release, and almost released it in the form of a hiccups!

"Fat Liu, this is the audition list you screened!"

After another actor with poor acting skills walked out, Hao Huan stared at Liu Fatzi beside him with a smile.

"This, this is really an accident! It may be that they are too nervous in the face of you, which is why the level of acting skills has dropped so much! ”

"I believe you're a ghost!"

Hao Huan glared at him with disdain, and secretly scolded the other party in his heart, next time I will let this guy arrange the audition, I will be his son!

This fat man, collecting money and doing things is so perfunctory to me, right?

As long as you are not blind, you can see whether the other party has acting skills!

Therefore, Liu Fatzi didn't do a good job at all, just screened it casually, and then screened out this inferior audition shortlist for him so perfunctorily!

……

Two days later, the auditions for the heroes and heroines of "Night of the Soul" and the leading actors were over.

Hao Huan counted the three Wen Yunqi who spent 15 million yuan on video auditions before filming "Orphan Resentment", and finally signed a contract with the company's Wen Yunqi, and finally determined the starring list of "Soul Night".

As for the number of places for the heroine, it's time to start announcing!

Red Ears Film and Television Company, in Hao Huan's office, Wang Lexin stood aside and watched his eyes slowly understand, and then asked, "Boss, are you going to notify Liu Yuxi now?" ”

Hao Huan snorted: "Notify it!" If she really wants to make my film, let her come to the company today and sign the contract. ”

"Good!"

Wang Lexin said, and then asked curiously: "Liu Yuxi is the heroine, what about the hero?" Are you also looking for first-line actors? ”

After all, the heroine is Liu Yuxi!

If the male protagonist is not a big star, how can he be worthy of the female role played by Liu Yuxi, a big star?

I saw Hao Huan sarcastically sarcastic: "Compared with him, a first-line actor is nothing at all!" ”

Wang Lexin was dumbfounded and said, "Is it at the level of an actor?" ”

"Actor?" Hao Huan said casually: "It's like that compared to him!" ”

Wang Lexin is even more curious, who is such an awesome actor?

She asked: "Boss, which star did you find to play the leading role?" ”

Hao Huan said slowly:

"Far away in the sky, close in front of you!"

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