Double 11, not only Singles' Day, but also an annual shopping carnival, the losers began to squander the usual accumulated blood and sweat, this is also a lonely festival, very unlucky, you know, this year I am still a single.

The countdown to the last ten seconds of Double Eleven began on TV, and the old horse appeared on the stage wearing a rather hip-hop look, and began the countdown with his index finger, at this time, the second uncle, who was originally sitting on the side without saying a word, suddenly became inexplicably excited, and said with emotion: "Damn!" This guy is really rich, and he ranks second on the wealth list and I don't have as much money as he does. Alas! It shouldn't be! They are all good-looking young talents, why is he so ambitious, but I am so disappointed! ”

I couldn't help but feel ashamed of him when I heard him say this, why didn't he go to heaven, a person with a negative property value still expected to be side by side with Ma Yun. As far as I know, he has to pay his aunt nine dollars for every ten dollars he earns, and sometimes he doesn't have money to buy cigarettes and comes to steal my big front door to smoke.

"Okay, second uncle, being poor is temporary, being short is a lifetime, with your burly physique, it will be difficult for Brother Pony to catch up with the horse in the next life, and your advantages are obvious to him." I patted him on the shoulder as a sign of comfort.

"It's not! I just can't see him pretending to know, can I? Your second uncle and I are the kind of people who can't tolerate sand in their eyes. "The second uncle's old dick style is fully displayed.

I think he is hopeless, and the mentality of hating the rich has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow, but I still can't help but give him a kind reminder: "Second uncle, this world is inherently unfair, like me, who obviously has a face that is raised by a rich woman, but I do some rough work with you pretending to be a ghost, where can I reason?" If the strength is insufficient, it is called pretending, and if the strength is sufficient, it is called interpreting the strength. You are the former, others are the latter, he has money, and everything he says is right. ”

After hearing this, the second uncle didn't expect that I would shoot at him and poke at the death hole, so he held back one word for a while: "Get out!" ”

Loyalty is contrary to the ear, sometimes telling the truth will always be disliked, and I have long had this awareness. He told me to get out, get out! It just so happens that I'm in a depressed mood, and staring at him will make it even worse, so it's a good choice to go out shopping and relax.

This kind of festival is always inevitably a little lonely, think about yourself in your twenties this year, your love life is still blank, your girlfriend has no landing, and you really don't know which mother-in-law's crotch to hang around. Thinking of this, I feel a little sad, embarrassed mixed with melancholy, melancholy with disappointment, why don't you let go of yourself on Singles' Day? It's also a good way to soothe my wounded heart.

But it's a bit unfortunate that I seem to be a little late. There are surprisingly many projects to do today. The most disappointing thing in life is the long wait! To be honest, this kind of waiting is inevitably a little anxious.

"That's it! Mice take knives, look for cats all over the street, and the green buildings are full because people are lonely! I let out a long sigh and got up and left the place.

I firmly believe that what I did just now was just a momentary impulse and I was blinded by lard, how could a young socialist five-good person like me step on this landmine again, after all, I have suffered losses before.

But before I could take two steps, I was hit head-on by a girl, and the strength was rare in my life.

"Oops! it! You walk without eyes! Is it to rush to reincarnation? Master, my heart, liver and lungs are about to be knocked out by you. "I was already depressed, so I scolded angrily.

"Sir! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, I ,,,," The girl in front of me kept apologizing to me with her head down.

Hey! I thought it sounded a little familiar, so I looked down and said, "Oh, I'll go!" Isn't this the goddess I was in high school? How did you get to this place? But when I saw her dress with heavy makeup, I suddenly understood, this sister shouldn't be going to the sea to operate!

The goddess's face is very haggard, and the foundation on her face is very thick, it is not an exaggeration to say that if you scrape those powders off, you can steam two white-flour steamed buns, and the white face and blood-red lips are full of a smell of wind and dust.

"Cai Ruyuan, why did you come to this place?" I asked, surprised.

"Sir! Sorry, you recognized the wrong person. She said fearfully avoiding my gaze, and hurried to slip away from my side.

Mistaken person? How can it be! I think that when my brother was on campus, she had to be looked at by my obscene eyes hundreds of times every day, and no one could mistake her if I misconfessed it.

I hurriedly reached out and grabbed her arm, this matter has to be asked, she is a cold goddess holding the moon in school, how could she appear in such a place, it shouldn't be! Good end to run here to perform?

"Yo, the young man is really strong! It's a pity that it's really unfortunate, our Chunlan girl is working, so I can't disturb it! Otherwise, such a handsome guy, we have a lot of leisure options here, so you can change someone to do individual projects. "This is a big sister with heavy makeup, she pinched her throat and said to me in a loud voice.

What? Chunlan? I was really caught off guard, and I actually took such a frustrating stage name, ruining the three views! As a senior professional agent, you should keep up with the times and learn more culture, and it will not hurt you anyway.

Obviously, listening to the words of the eldest sister, it can be concluded that Goddess Cai has 100,000 urgent services to do, but this is nothing surprising, with her appearance and temperament, it is only natural that the schedule is full.

"Eldest sister, I'll discuss something for you. As soon as I saw this girl, I had that legendary feeling of first love? What does it feel like to be in love for the first time? Otherwise, I'll triple the price, and you can adjust it, how about it? I glanced at my eldest sister and pretended to be a very old driver.

Triple the price! That's a lot of money! The bustard's eyes were about to bloom when she heard this, and she slapped my chest with a small pink fist and said, "Yo, I can't see that Xiaoshuai is quite straightforward." Yes! Since you gave me enough tickets today, then my mother naturally wants to give you enough face, and I, as a senior agent, naturally want to be courteous, so it's decided, and Chunlan will be yours tonight! ”

If you really pretend to be cool for a while, you will immediately be cremated! When I think about it, my heart immediately hurts, and I just raised the price indiscriminately, which is three times the price! It's enough for me to spend more than a month, and my mother knows that my leg will be broken.