Hahaha, the third book is released, dear readers and friends.

New chapter sample.

My name is Qin Huan, and I am a good student who was expelled from school before finishing my first year of high school.

As the old saying goes, happiness is the same, but there are thousands of sorrows. As for the reason for the expulsion, listen to me with tears in my eyes.

I am too hot, irritable, and I want to break into the rivers and lakes after graduating from elementary school. When I was in junior high school, I learned to be gangsters with a gang of gangsters, and I got into fights and brawls.

After my mother was beaten repeatedly, she simply came up with a more vicious idea. Since the second year of junior high school, I have been asked to grow long hair, and when I go to high school, I will wear feminine clothes and report to school.

In my mother's words, the law doesn't matter if you are under the age of 16 in junior high school, you must cultivate yourself in high school. Actually, I really want to reply to her, where do you want me to cultivate my sex, is it clearly transgender?

I'm a bit of a boy and a girl, with slender bones and white skin, and it's a bit of a majeste to be scolded by my mother. As the so-called long hair shawl has boundless mana, a small waist and a thin body, with stunts...... The reputation of the women's clothing boss is firmly established.

But Mom's idea really worked, and my personality did become much gentler.

I'm not interested in fighting with boys anymore, but I began to think about how to sneak into the women's dormitory, or go to the toilet with Labanhua.

Of course, these are just thoughts, after all, hooliganism is more serious than fighting. Besides, I, Qin Huan, will be a person who wants to do great things in the future, and I can't leave such a stain on my life.

However, despite my efforts and seriousness in adhering to the principle of male and female protection, tragedy still happened.

In the second semester of high school, a girl named Xie Qingqing came to the class, with short hair and the same personality as a boy. It seems to be a big deal, and the head teacher asked her to pick the same table herself, and she fell in love with me at a glance among thousands of people.

Xie Qingqing is a self-acquaintance and talker, and he regarded me as a peerless sister after the morning class. During the lunch break, I asked her to scratch her back if she couldn't reach it.

Of course, this will not work, and I immediately rejected it with the right words that men and women are not intimate.

Then, a tearful scene appeared.

This heartless girl grabbed my hand and pressed it on her airport, and rolled her eyes and asked me proudly: "Qin Huan, you don't think I'm a boy, right?" ”

I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates, and I have pity for my life.

It was too late for me to withdraw again, and the whole class saw it. The most important thing is that the vice principal and vice principal who came to visit Xie Qingqing, as well as her father, who was the leader in the police station, also saw it.

There is no need to talk about the rest of the matter, since people grow and hate the water.

I was expelled from the school and banned from all high schools in the city. My mother asked someone to find a relationship in every possible way, and the leader of the family said, it is very good that your son is not sent in according to the crime of hooliganism.

Want to go to school? Go to Shandong to find Lanxiang, the excavator technology is first-class.

I'm only sixteen, what can I do if I drop out of school so early, no one wants a part-time job.

The mother said in total, son, why don't you go to your brother-in-law to learn witchcraft, learn the ability to deceive ghosts, and in the future, you can fool the little girl to save the bride price money for the mother.

I have no interest in witchcraft, but I am interested in fooling little girls. The little uncle can't be saved by the eighth-level beauty, but the little aunt's figure is comparable to that of a tender model.

Uncle's witch hall is located on Silk Street, a famous red light district in the south of the city, well, that's right, it's where my aunt used to work......

As the old saying goes, a first-rate wizard is a second-rate prostitute, and a third-rate god is a fourth-rate prostitute.

This wizard and young lady are a natural match, women are more superstitious, especially the most popular marriage. There is also the fact that wizards often investigate the heavens, and the fireworks willow lane is a filthy place, and the heavenly way is not involved, so it is easy to avoid the punishment of the heavenly way.

When I found my uncle's gym, he was helping a short-haired girl tell her fortune.

"Girl, you are red and starry, and your face is full of peach blossoms, and there will be an unavoidable peach blossom catastrophe this year. If you don't think about tea and dinner, you can't sleep at night, and if you don't think about it, you can't sleep at night, and if ......you don't think about it, you can't sleep at night."

"Master, what's the point?"

"If you neglect your studies, you will have children out of wedlock, and you will not achieve anything."

In fact, when I heard my uncle say that she had abandoned her studies, I wanted to shut his mouth very much, but he spoke super fast.

The road is narrow, this short-haired girl is not an outsider, or the culprit who caused me to be kicked out of school and wander the world, Xie Qingqing!

Sure enough, with Xie Qingqing's sneer, the uncle slapped two mouths in a row, and just as he was about to get angry, the two men in black-clad sunglasses showed off their chest muscles, and I quietly shrank behind a stone lion when I saw this battle.

"Second Miss, do you want to demolish this shop?"

"Forget it, we're here to find my brother this time, it's better to have more than less."

After Xie Qingqing walked away, I dared to show up.

My mother had greeted my uncle beforehand, so he also knew that I was here to learn art.

Over a cup of tea, he boasted to me about the mysteries of witchcraft, and how the heavens were so obscure, and how they could seize the fleeting moment out of the chaos.

As the saying goes, one yin and one yang are the way, and yin and yang are unpredictable gods. If you want to learn witchcraft, you must start with yin and yang. People are divided into men and women, men are yang and women are yin, so the essence of witchcraft lies in the affairs of men and women. ”

When the uncle talked about men and women, he looked a little excited, and the tone was a little high, so that he was heard by Xie Qingqing, who was passing by.

"Xiong Da, Xiong Er, this magic stick has a bad stomach, and he's fooling the little girl again, I think it's better to smash his shop."

I shuddered when I heard Xie Qingqing's voice, and quickly turned my back to prevent her from seeing it, and at the same time got up from the chair and pretended to be a customer.

It's okay to be beaten, it doesn't hurt to rub it, but smashing the store is related to fame and money, and my uncle can't bear it.

However, Xiong Da and Xiong have a clear division of labor, one person smashes the store, and the other is responsible for subduing my brother-in-law. Xiong Er didn't put down his heavy hands, but grabbed his uncle's neck and pressed it to the ground. Get up and press down again.

"Qin Huan, are you fucking watching your brother-in-law being bullied?" My uncle pointed at me angrily and scolded.

After finishing the calf, I didn't expect my uncle to be so unkind, even if he was beaten, he insisted on pulling me into the water.

"Qin Huan? Why does this name sound so familiar? Wait, don't do it yet. ”

Xie Qingqing's ears were so sharp that he immediately called a timeout.

Then she walked up to me and turned me around with all her might.

"Gee, isn't that my good sister. Qin Huan, at first I thought I had wronged you, but I didn't expect you to be really bad. Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, you are the nephew of the hooligan god, and you will definitely not be much better. ”

The corners of Xie Qingqing's mouth rose, her eyes sparkled proudly, and her indescribable excitement was the same as that of her aunt.

"Classmate Xie, don't bully others, it's amazing to be rich, can you do whatever you want if you have money!" I said out loud.

"That's right, you can really do whatever you want if you have money. smashed the store first, and then beat me up with these two big and small magic sticks! ”

Xie Qingqing is not only an official with his father, but also a business tycoon in the city, who is really rich and powerful, and has no scruples about doing things.

……

Half an hour later, the uncle began to count the medical expenses left by Xie Qingqing with a pair of panda eyes and a smile. And I was so angry that I held back the fire in my crotch.

"Alright, my nephew. Do you think your brother-in-law really doesn't have the means to clean them up? The reason why I was deliberately beaten was because I couldn't avoid it even if I would have a bloody disaster today. ”

"What about me? I also have a bloodlight disaster? I pouted disdainfully.

"Of course you ...... Hey, no, why are you the same peach blossom tribulation as the girl just now. The uncle said in surprise.

"What?"

"The so-called heavenly secret cannot be leaked, and the wizard sees nine false and one true. What I just said to that little girl was not all lies, she did have a peach blossom calamity. It's a pity, it's a pity. "Uncle habitually sells off.

"What a pity?"

"It's a pity that the girl's life palace is bleak and she died early, I'm afraid she won't survive this year."

When my uncle said this, he almost made me half happy. I want to save all the things about revenge, so that you can be great if you have money, let you do whatever you want, hehe, go to the underworld to find a little ghost to grind.

However, before my joy passed, my uncle splashed a basin of cold water.

"The two of you are blooming side by side, which means that the girl and you have a covenant of three lives and three lives, and this life is exactly the third life. If she dies, you can't live, this is called Yin Yuan. ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, can I joke with my own nephew's life?" The uncle said with a glare.

To be honest, I don't believe in my uncle's so-called inescapability. But out of the interest in safety, I asked him if there was a solution.

My uncle said that it was very simple to save my own life, as long as Xie Qingqing agreed to marry me. Minors are legally not allowed to get married, but we are both over 16 years old and can get married according to ancient etiquette, because in ancient times, we were considered adults.

And this covenant of three lives and three lifetimes does not admit that it is okay, as long as the underworld approves it. When the two of us hold the wedding and the yin fate is reached, whether Xie Qingqing is dead or alive has nothing to do with me.

But as soon as I thought about it, if I didn't follow my uncle's method, at least I would be able to live for half a year. If he followed his method to find Xie Qingqing to say goodbye, he might be finished on the spot.

So I asked my uncle if there was any other way.

"Alas, the fate of the three lives and three worlds is inescapable, if you are not sure to persuade her to marry you, we can only find a way to renew the girl's life, and first break her mortal calamity this year."

"Then what kind of death disaster she is, do you see it?" When I heard it, I thought it was still reliable, although it was a bit cheap Xie Qingqing.

"To help people watch their fate, you can only guess one or two based on your face alone, and you have to calculate the birth date."

"Uncle, I have eight characters."

As I said earlier, Xie Qingqing is a talker, not to mention the eight characters, even the eldest aunt told me all the cycles in three classes. It's really a good sister who is intimate, but it's a pity that I'm a man, otherwise I would definitely be able to hug the thigh of the Xie family.

When I wrote Xie Qingqing's birthday on paper, my uncle calculated according to the lunisolar calendar, and his brows furrowed deeply.