Chapter 2, Section 22 Blind tossing
"Brother, have you figured it out?" Shao Hui patted Chengshan on the shoulder, he was very proud that he had become so reasonable, but how did he know that it was all Chengshan's credit.
Although Chengshan did not change his mind this time, because Chengshan had used spiritual power on Shao Hui's body many times before, it also allowed Shao Hui's thinking to be expanded. His brain has undergone many baptisms of spiritual power, and it has naturally become enlightened.
Neither of them noticed this. Although Chengshan thought it was strange, he didn't think much of it, because he had just sorted out his thoughts.
Looking at Chengshan, who was silent, Shao Hui continued: "If you want to get rid of a girl, you don't have to do it at all, you can focus on what she doesn't like." ”
"What do you mean. ”
"Why do you think Runying likes you?"
"Because I'm handsome. ”
Hearing Chengshan's brazen expression, Shao Hui laughed.
"Can you save it? You dare to say handsome in front of me?"
Seongsan also thought it was funny. "She also thinks I'm good, kind and motivated. ”
"By the way, there's also single-mindedness. Shao Hui added. "If you make a fuss about these points, there will definitely be a way. ”
"You're telling me to do the opposite. ”
"That's right. You have a good character, kindness, and self-motivation, which is the basis of her relationship with you. If these foundations don't exist, the relationship will slowly drift apart. ”
"But how can I change these points? Am I going to be like you and become a bastard?" Chengshan did not forget to provoke Shao Hui.
Shao Hui glanced at Chengshan. "If you are really as humorous, wise and generous as me, girls will never be able to get rid of it!"
Chengshan felt that this was indeed the case, because today's girls like the feeling of being bad and bad, and Shao Hui, a second-rate person, if he was in a local university, would have been like a fish in water and the stars would have held the moon.
"There seems to be no way to change 'kindness and self-motivation'. I don't want to do evil, and that's it, although I didn't get admitted to graduate school, but I found a job relatively smoothly, and I like to read, I like sports, I can't let me drink and play cards and mahjong all day long, right?"
"There is one more important one. Shao Hui reminded Chengshan.
"You mean single-mindedness?"
"That's right. ”
"How can I not be single-minded, can I go to another girl to fall in love with? I can't do it. ”
"You don't go to others, but people may come to you, you just don't avoid it, you don't object. You can also make superficial statements, deliberately let Runying see you chatting and eating with other girls, isn't that okay?"
"yes, that's true. If a girl comes to give her a hug, she only needs to push it half-way. ”
"You've finally got the hang of it. In this way, you can hug left and right, and the nephrite jade is warm and fragrant! There are 3,000 beauties in the ancient king's harem, and I think you can surpass them by now. ”
"Don't talk nonsense!"
"You can change other people's minds, but you can't guarantee that you won't change the minds of beautiful women. Even if someone else takes the initiative to throw their arms on you, who knows if it's your brazen black hand?"
"! I'm not going to do that kind of thing. ”
"Alright, don't pretend to me. I know who you are, you have a thief's heart and a thief's guts. If you really let go, you will definitely not be able to control it! Your current state is absolutely unprecedented and unprecedented, and it is the coolest time. After analyzing it just now, your eyes have emitted blue light, and your saliva is about to flow out, so you can't wait to go out and find a few beautiful women to try it now! Can you fool my eyes?"
"Besides, I'm so angry!"
"Hehe, you're really good at pretending. It's still a serious book in front of me. Others don't know, forget it, how shameless you are, haven't you counted it yourself? You can fill your pillow with saliva when you sleep, and you don't know what spring dreams you have!"
Without waiting for Shaohui to finish speaking, Chengshan couldn't help it. He wanted to teach this Shao Hui a lesson with a mouth full of running tongues, but he didn't want to use divine power, he only needed to use the martial arts that he had learned from spiritual power.
He got up suddenly, and pressed Shao Hui onto the bed with three strokes and five divisions.
"How about it? Let you taste the power of the Thirty-six Tianshan Folding Plum Hands!" Chengshan was very proud. He had just learned this set of grappling techniques, but he didn't expect them to be so effective! As long as he followed the steps and grasped the weak points of the human body, he could successfully subdue the opponent.
"Ouch, you tap. Shao Hui was pressed to the bed, and his teeth were screaming in pain. He didn't expect Chengshan to do this kind of kung fu, thinking that Chengshan was just a weak scholar.
"Are you still talking nonsense?" Chengshan grabbed one of Shao Hui's fingers, and with a slight force, he heard Shao Hui scream.
"You conscienceless thing, I just helped you solve the pain, and you came to torture me!"
"You help me, I thank you, but don't talk nonsense!"
"Okay, okay, you let go of me, I won't talk nonsense. "Shao Hui really can't stand the pain. This kind of pain is not as silent as changing the mind, it is a real physical pain.
Letting go of Shaohui, Chengshan felt very comfortable. Not only because he subdued Shaohui, but also because he figured out how he should go in the future.
"When did you learn martial arts? Shao Hui got up from the bed and stretched his arm, which was very painful by Chengshan just now.
"I want you to take care of it. ”
"You're just going to bully me. Did you do it last time you stabbed me in the ass with a compass?"
"You're no longer honest. Chengshan glanced at the compass on the table. "I'm going to put four words on your ass. ”
"What word?"
"I have hemorrhoids. ”
"You bastard!" Shao Hui felt that he was a military cadet, how could he not be able to beat this weak scholar. It is estimated that Chengshan just took advantage of his inattention, seized the opportunity, and made the first move. Now he actually provoked himself with such a code word! He couldn't help but be a little angry, pounced on it, and pressed Chengshan down on the bed in one fell swoop.
"I'll let you talk nonsense, see how arrogant you are!"
Chengshan didn't expect Shaohui to carry out a surprise attack, and he was crushed under him and couldn't move. In order to get rid of this behemoth, he tried all his strength to lift Shao Hui down. But he didn't expect Shaohui to hold him very tightly, and the two of them rolled from the bed to the ground together.
Shao Hui used his strength to exert his strength, but still pressed Chengshan under him, and was preparing to take further measures. The door of the house was suddenly opened, and Shao Hui's mother stood at the door in surprise, watching the two boys lying on the ground like this!
Shaohui's mother, Zhou Yimei, has just come home from work. As soon as she entered, she heard her son talking and laughing with another boy in the house.
She didn't care about it at first, but then she heard Shao Hui's screaming and tossing in pain, and she couldn't help but want to see what her son was doing, why did he make such a big move?
She pushed the door in, but was surprised to find that the two boys were lying on the ground like this! Her thinking was not conservative, and she knew that young people nowadays were open-minded and could do anything.
Last time, my son invited his classmates to drink and eat hot pot at home, and stayed overnight, but today this kind of thing happened again, so she had to think about it carefully.
"Mom. Shao Hui was startled, and his grip on Chengshan also let go.
"Oh, classmate is here?"
The two boys stood up and sorted out their clothes in embarrassment.
"Hello Auntie. ”
"We're joking. ”
"Stay safe, don't get hurt. Zhou Yimei pretended to be calm, she briefly chatted with the two of them, and prepared to close the door and go out. But she stopped and noticed a white jade pendant hanging from Chengshan's chest.
This jade pendant is very familiar, very similar to my own, and the accessories and ropes are exactly the same, is it ......
She took a closer look at the young man, and he did look a little like her husband or brother-in-law. She was even more puzzled, but she didn't ask Chengshan directly.
"By the way, the nanny has cooked, you can come and eat with me when you have time. ”
"Okay, Mom. We'll be over in a moment. ”
"Okay, I'll wait for you. Zhou Yimei was about to turn around and go out, but she seemed to be clear about one thing. "Let's call your classmate to dinner, by the way, I don't know what his name is?"
"His name is Ren Chengshan. ”
"Hello, Chengshan. Let's stay and eat together. ”
"Okay, Mom. I'm sure I'll keep him, you go first. Shao Hui didn't wait for Chengshan to agree, so he directly made the decision for him.
When Zhou Yimei closed the door and went out, Chengshan frowned. He knew that trouble was coming again.