Chapter 49 ☆ Carrot Surprise
Xu Qingfeng walked far away and remembered that she hadn't asked about the slap print on the man's face. Xu Qingfeng really wanted to determine whether the shopkeeper, or the shopkeeper, was the former demon king - Lu Sifan. The master gave her the sword to dance, hoping that she would eliminate the demon and defend the way, and the former demon king did a lot of evil and should be killed.
(Lu Sifan: I'm not just vainly trying to invade the Five Elements Road and complete the great cause of reunification, but half of it has not succeeded.) )
The former Demon King must have fled the Endless Hell, and there must be a terrifying conspiracy behind them, and they may be lying in ambush around the Makkip Forest, intent on mistreating the monks who come and go.
(Taoyao: For three months, there wasn't even a bird here, wrong, there was a blackbird.) )
"My dance is about to move, could it be that I am inspiring the aura of heaven and earth, and I am about to promote myself to an artifact."
Bai Li and Hei Shu squatted behind the bushes not far from Xu Qingfeng, watching her draw her dancing sword and swing it continuously, and then muttered to herself.
- Bai: This girl can't kill Lu Sifan, so she's crazy!
- Black: I don't think so, she may be obsessed with the artifact, and she has demons in her heart, and imagines that she has obtained the artifact.
- White: The dancing sword has a certain effect on ordinary demons, but it actually has little effect on the upper Lu Sifan, but Lu Sifan does not like skin injuries the most, and the Qingwu sword can only make the injured parts of Lu Sifan heal slowly.
- Black: You know a lot about the surname Lu! I even know such a detailed thing.
- Bai: yes, so I gave Lu Sifan two slaps so that it would never go away.
- Black forgiveness and vinegar dissipate: well played.
Bai Li thinks that he has given Lu Sifan a good education, and he has changed his "mother" problem. Otherwise, with his usual habits, it would be impossible for him to deign to fall into a small temple, and even snatch melon seeds with Tao Yao.
Lu Sifan has not done anything treacherous, his essence is black and gray, and there are still signs of bleaching. "Eliminating" the former demon king, this is too ruthless, not humane enough, let him be destroyed by the years, this is the truth.
After a long time.
Bai Li: "Little Heizi, do you know why I didn't let you trouble the former Demon King?" ”
Heshu: "You have concerns about him!" ”
Bai Li: "Wrong. There's already a troublesome spirit next to him, so we don't need to join in the fun. ”
Kuroshu: "You're talking about ......"
Bai Li: "Tao Yao, formerly known as Mu Zhaoyao, is an eight-thousand-year-old peach tree spirit, living in the most remote countryside of the Demon Race, located on the border. He lived for 8,000 years, stayed at home for 6,000 years, got lost for 1,000 years, and harmed his companions for 4,000 years. ”
Black: "Why do you know so much about her!" ”
Bai Li: "This matter needs to be traced back to 8,000 years ago, I took a basket of peaches to the demon clan to understand the situation, and ate while walking, so comfortable." After eating, throw the peach pit with your hand, so comfortable. Then, inadvertently, the peach pits sprout, sticking out of the branches, and the branches are luxuriant. ”
Kuroshu: "It's a good fit for your personality, I can imagine the picture." ”
Why did Bai Li feel that the meaning of Hei Shu's words was not like a compliment, "I saw that I finally gave birth to a peach essence, and I had to work hard to feed her." So, as a father and a mother, she took care of her. ”
Hei Shu paused for a moment, "As the word goes, you are a father and a mother again, and you have changed two faces!" ”
Bai Li touched the back of his head and smiled stupidly: "Hehe, can't you?" Really fun. ”
Tao Yao is angry, my father's name is Mu Sanyang, my mother's name is Mu Sihua, and she is not a person named Bai Li. Besides, I'm not a troublemaker, I just don't go out often, I don't know the way, I always step on the skirt of my friends, and my gambling luck is a little bad......
Lu Sifan said that he has been Tao Yao in the ditch countless times, just out of the endless hell, Tao Yao lost Lu Sifan's demon king identity card, just established the inn not long ago, Tao Yao planted poisonous flowers and poisonous plants next to the inn, just had the news of Longjun, Tao Yao said that the news has already passed three months of freshness......
This is definitely a trouble, yes, disgusted with it.
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Have you forgotten who is a figure who is covered in orange and yellow, with huge eyes when she prays, and when she is sad, her eyes shrink to soybeans, and her legs are slender from afar, but she is actually a beard?
Carrot extract.
This time, we're going to put aside the pig's feet and tell the story of this (poor) cute carrot essence.
Everyone knows that Bai Li's temperament is different from ordinary dragons, and she is also different from ordinary women, she likes to give her face when she sends things, especially her own collection face. Once given to the lizard essence, once given to the kapok tree essence, once given to the flower, the carrot essence was fortunate to also get a face.
That face appeared as a Terran, with a nice name and an extraordinary background.
Fei Lian, what a dreamy name, it is Bai Li's painstaking work.
Background: The daughter of a merchant was surrounded by thieves on the road, and the nurse and the maidservant all died in order to cover her. Fortunately, he was rescued by a dustless master he met by chance, and brought back to Chongming Mountain to practice, and became the first person in Taoism a hundred years later.
Carrot essence - Luo Cheng, she was kicked out of the broken mirror by Bai Li and thrown to a remote mountainous area. Luo Cheng leaned on a slender branch and walked slowly on the potholed dirt.
I think she is eighteen and one flowers this year, she is a baby at home and a pimple outside. Now that she has come to this inexplicable world, she has become a non-human species, and her most hated carrot ~ essence.
Luo Cheng was used to her weak physical strength, but when she walked ten miles and still didn't show any fatigue, she was stunned. In the past, Luo Cheng could sit and never stand, and she could lie down and never sit, and she could be described as a lazy worm. Holding on to the branches, I just make a show and give a little comfort to my heart.
Thirsty, she drank water from the lake.
When you are hungry, you gnaw on your arms.
Tired, too good spirits to sleep.
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Mistakenly, the following is the truest portrayal of Luo Cheng.
Thirsty, Luo Cheng kicked the fruit tree, and the fruit fell into his arms.
Hungry, Luo Cheng chewed the fruit in his mouth and swallowed the belt core.
Tired, take a large leaf, and shrink into it as a turtle.
When Luo Cheng lived alone for ten days and a half months, her delicate face was covered with a layer of ash. When he was discovered, he was frantically poking at the fish in the creek, and his expression was very terrifying.
"Let you escape, it's not that I'm poking you to death, in the end, you have to enter my stomach." Luo Cheng was not mentally normal, and he had fallen into a helpless panic. She sharpened the branches with stones, poked them at the fish, and at last she caught a small catch, and a few fish the size of her little finger appeared on the branches.
At that time, Luo Cheng stepped on the boulder floating on the surface of the stream, and stood in the water with one foot to balance the weight. Her eyes were red and slightly aggressive as she looked at the food. Carrot Essence also had to eat, she was hungry.
What Shao Yunhe saw was Luo Cheng's desolate appearance. "Grandma Grandpa, how did you become like this? It's really hard for you! ”
Luo Cheng's eyes widened, scanning the middle-aged man who suddenly appeared in front of her. is old, and it can still be seen that he was a handsome brother when he was young, with good looks, strong physique, and a height of about 1.83 meters. It's a pity that it's not Luo Cheng's dish, she loves Xiao Xianrou brother more.
Luo Cheng, holding a branch in one hand, asked, "Who are you?" ”
"Grandma Ancestor, don't you even recognize me? I'm your grandson. ”
Shao Yunhe's face was full of sorrow, and tears fell down his face. The man didn't flick when he had tears, Shao Yunhe's tears were worthless, and he cried hoarsely.
"I~ I'm not your ancestor."
This girl is still a young girl, and she doesn't even have a man holding hands, where did she come from? Is this uncle sick in the brain!
"Grandma Grandpa, you must have forgotten that two thousand years ago, you said that you went out for a walk, and it turned out to be gone. All the disciples of Chongming Mountain have been sent out and there is no news from you, so we all think that something has happened to you. Fortunately, there is still a portrait of you hanging in the study of Chongming Mountain, and the disciple sent down the mountain said that there is a woman who is similar to you, so I came to explore the road by luck, but unexpectedly, it was really you. ”
Shao Yunhe's tears were taken away at once, and his face changed faster than that of singing.
"I'm eighteen this year, not your grandfather's grandmother, this big brother, you recognize the wrong person." Luo Cheng directly reported her age in the present world, forgetting that her identity was carrot essence, and her age could not be young.
"I can't admit my mistake, your appearance has not changed so far, how can I admit my mistake." Shao Yunhe took out a portrait from his arms and opened it to show Luo Cheng. "Grandma Grandpa, look, you are no different from you in the portrait now, Grandma Grandma is really well maintained."
"Yo, the little mouth is so sweet."
Phew, Luo Cheng couldn't have said that.
With the mountains as the background, the plain-clothed woman stands in the wind, her clothes fluttering.
Looking at the beautiful woman in the portrait, Luo Cheng silently squatted back to the creek and washed the dirt on his face repeatedly. Then, a woman in tattered clothes leaned her face close to the water, and through the reflection of the sunlight, she finally saw what she had overlooked.
Luo Cheng was very frightened, pointed to the water and said, "This is me!" ”
Shao Yunhe regretted that the powerful woman who once stood on the top of Chongming Mountain didn't recognize who she was like a madman at the moment, what had happened to her all these years!
"Grandma Ancestor, don't worry, we will definitely cure you."
So, Luo Cheng was taken to Chongming Mountain.
Talking about the three words of Chongming Mountain, no one in the entire cultivation world does not know the ancestral grandmother of Fei Lian. Calling her grandgrandma is an honorific title, representing her high status, and everyone else is her grandchildren.
When Luo Cheng entered Chongming Mountain, he entered the Grand View Garden with Grandma Liu, and the hillbilly entered the city. What Luo Cheng couldn't stand the most was that whenever anyone saw her, they would shout long live the ancestral grandmother. After a long time, Luo Cheng was about to be brainwashed, feeling that he was really their ancestral grandmother.
"Grandma Ancestor, this is Wei Hongxue, she is your favorite maidservant, this is Gao Liangqing, he is the little maid next to you, this is ......"
Shao Yunhe introduced Luo Cheng to people who were strangers to her, and Luo Cheng's head turned into a lump of paste.
"Stop, my name is Luo Cheng, eighteen this year, not your ancestral grandmother."
Wei Hongxue asked Shao Yunhe: "Yunhe, it seems that what you said is true, the ancestral grandmother has lost her memory!" ”
Gao Liangqing sighed, "In two years, the old witch of the Golden Valley will come to us as a guest, and now that the ancestral grandmother has become like this, what can we do in the future?" ”
Shao Yunhe was optimistic, clenched his fists and waved them in the air, "Grandma Ancestor once said that there is nothing that cannot be solved with fists, if a fist does not work, you will beat each other in groups, and you can always beat the other party into a pig's head." ”
Luo Cheng was careful that her liver trembled, she was a good citizen, she couldn't pick her hands, she couldn't carry her shoulders, she couldn't beat Xiaoqiang with her fists, she wasn't the violent ancestral grandmother in Shao Yunhe's mouth.
"You ......," Luo Cheng wanted to speak.
"Report, Ziyun Zhenren heard that the ancestral grandmother had returned and came to visit."
"Report, Lu Junting heard that his ancestral grandmother was found, and he will return to the mountain in a few days."
"Report, Fuhai Xianjun passed by Chongming Mountain, learned the news of his ancestral grandmother, and came to visit."
Luo Cheng had only one thought at the moment: Is it too late for me to escape now?