My soul is almost scared out, and it looks like it hasn't been cleaned at all! The more I think about it, the more scared I become, could it be that the previous prostration was all pretended by her? What the is this animal, even more shrewd than a ghost?

I raised my head and looked at the woman's face again, and my feet immediately trembled uncontrollably, because the hideous face in front of me almost made me frightened, and the mother-in-law, who had a square face, turned out to be a sharp-beaked monkey with eight whiskers, and her eyes were dark green.

The head of the beast! This mother-in-law is going to be fucking cum! Fortunately, I was squatting in the pit with my bare buttocks, otherwise I would be so scared that I would pee my pants, I watched her dance in the moonlight, and I couldn't help but sigh that even if this aunt was on the body of a monster, it was difficult to hide the heart of square dancing.

I still seem to be as unlucky as ever, even if I get into the business of doing it, I can't transfer it, because my legs tremble involuntarily and the toilet board rattles, unfortunately, this rhythmic movement disturbs the mother-in-law who dances under the moon and the moon.

She followed the voice to me, and I looked at her glowing green pupils, and you can imagine how frightened and helpless I felt at that time. But at this time, I was like a soft-footed shrimp so scared that I didn't dare to move, didn't the second uncle who was stabbed a thousand times say that I was the body of Chongyang, and the demonic things couldn't get close to me!

This crazy woman was getting closer and closer to me, almost coming to me, and my nervous heart was about to jump to my throat, which also made me experience the feeling of six gods without a master for the first time in my life.

"Oh my god!" With an involuntary scream, the last line of defense in my heart finally collapsed, and I didn't even bother to wipe my buttocks, so I lifted my pants and rushed out of the toilet.

Said that it was too late and that was fast, the second uncle appeared very timely and just right behind the crazy woman, he took a big stride from behind her and threw her down, with a bamboo basket on the woman's head, the second uncle knew that being bitten by the animal would inevitably bite, although it was not much use but could effectively avoid being bitten, this was the first time I felt that the second uncle was so wise and martial.

However, the strength of this crazy woman was amazing, and the second uncle tried all his strength, but he could not subdue him, and I saw that the situation was not good, so I also joined in the battle. This commotion alarmed the four Chen brothers who were keeping vigil, and when they heard the news, they hurriedly pressed the crazy woman to the ground.

The second uncle pressed the basket against the woman's head, and then we clearly heard the cry of an animal, which was harsh and high-pitched, similar to a mixed duo of mouse and wolf barking.

"This beast is quite stubborn! Tie her up with a rope! I don't believe in this evil yet! The second uncle said with a little annoyance.

Soon the crazy woman was tied up by Wuhuada, and although her hands and feet were not good, she still scolded and scolded.

"I want to avenge the child and his father! Your whole family will not die well...", the woman scolded again and said the same thing as before.

The second uncle heard this scolding again and seemed to be aware of the strangeness, he hurriedly asked Lao Chen to seal his wife's mouth with a strip of cloth, after all, it was an animal's upper body, and he was afraid that it would be troublesome to bite his tongue and kill himself if he was in a hurry.

"By the way, Lao Chen, have you and your family ever killed a small animal or anything in the past few days?" The second uncle asked thoughtfully.

Lao Chen pondered for a while, and suddenly said: "I remember, you said that, it seems that there is really such a thing, four days ago when I was tidying up the old manger in the backyard, three weasels came out from under a broken bluestone slab, I didn't think much about it at the time, I directly pounced with a spade, killed a big one and a small one, and the other escaped through the crack in the wall, and now the bodies of the two weasels are still in the backyard, does my wife go crazy and have anything to do with this?" ”

As soon as the second uncle heard it, the whole incident became clear, probably a female weasel possessed her husband and son to seek revenge.

Everything has a spirit, I have long heard that weasels are very spiritual, and they are respected as "Wong Tai Sin" in our area, and ordinary people are afraid to avoid it.

Hearing this explanation, it is not difficult to understand that this courtyard can't even find a single mouse feces, and the weasel is the natural enemy of mice, not to mention that it has become a jing, how dare a mouse approach this house for half a minute.

The second uncle approached the crazy woman, although she was tied by hemp rope, but she was still struggling, rolling on the ground unrelentingly, she stared at the second uncle with a fierce face, and the fierce and hideous expression seemed to be about to break the second uncle's body into pieces.

The second uncle disagreed, after all, he had seen a hundred battles and no matter how big the storm was, this small gutter could not overturn his giant aircraft carrier.

"Big nephew, listen to me, sometimes when your professionalism is not enough to solve this kind of incident, then you have to start from the incident itself to find the answer." While the second uncle looked at this woman carefully, he did not forget to teach me who was standing aside.

Of course, I don't know what he meant, but I think he's just pretending to be sophisticated.

"As a worker, you must be cautious, look at all directions, listen to all directions, and do not miss any subtle clues, which is the professional quality that a servant should have."

What exactly does the second uncle want to express? I seriously suspect that he has gone too hard and lost himself in the way of pretending. He kept saying that he was doing things, but now his work was hardly related to them.

"Nephew, do you see that? Monster possession will generally condense a piece of its own essence blood on the person, so that you can better control the host, as a servant, you must be thorough. The second uncle said with a flashlight shining on the mother-in-law's face.

I looked in the direction he was pointing, and sure enough, I noticed that there was a mole hidden at the corner of the woman's mouth, bright red as cinnabar, and it was beating like a pulse.

The second uncle's face appeared with his signature lewd smile again, he suddenly tore off the cloth stuffed in her mouth, the mother-in-law just wanted to open her mouth to scold, the second uncle suddenly used a vice to pinch the fleshy mole at the corner of her mouth and pull it out.

Boy! was so ruthlessly attacked by the second uncle, the mother-in-law actually let out a strange "squeak" scream, and the heart-rending howl resounded throughout most of the village.

"Poof~~~" Just as we were immersed in the joy of success, the mother-in-law suddenly let out a stinky fart. Suddenly, half of the courtyard was filled with yellow mist, and the eyes of the people with the corrosive stench couldn't open, and they sent their hands away.

Huang Erpizi! Lao Chen suddenly screamed in panic! Huang Erpizi is the common name for our area, which is what we usually call a weasel.

The second uncle breathed a sigh of relief, and finally expelled the possessed Wong Tai Sin, and now all he has to do is to deal with the aftermath.

Everyone picked up their forks and sticks and went to chase them, and in the midst of everyone's shouting and chasing, the weasel was finally forced to run under a wall.

The most emotional person was Lao Chen, who gritted his teeth and looked at this weasel. Not to mention the chickens and dogs that made their family jump, it also made him lose thousands of yuan inexplicably, thinking of this The fire of hatred in his heart was like a raging flame.

Lao Chen slowly approached the weasel with a shovel in his hand, but the next scene made everyone present stunned, only to see the weasel suddenly sit up from the ground, his eyes were full of tears, his front paws clenched his fists at him to make a bow, and his mouth was still "squeaking" and screaming, as if begging Lao Chen to let it go.

But where did Lao Chen eat it, he raised the shovel in his hand high, eager to get rid of it as soon as possible.

"Wait!" The second uncle hurriedly stopped it, because in his opinion, such a spiritual animal could not be tortured and killed at will.

Where could Lao Chen be stopped with just a shout, only to hear a "pounce", and the weasel was instantly beaten into a meat patty. I thought it would be enough, but who knew that he would make up two more shovels without relieving his hatred.

"Brute! Your family has been miserable! Lao Chen scolded while beating.

"Alas,,," The second uncle regretted, but I had a very peculiar feeling, feeling that this regret was not for the weasel but for Lao Chen.

On the surface, the incident was resolved satisfactorily, and the weasel who was the cause of the disaster also died. And the woman also woke up in the middle of the night, and it is said that her first reaction was to say that she was thirsty, and then drank a kettle of boiling water in one go. The second uncle checked her pulse and reassured Lao Chen that his mother-in-law was normal except for her weak body.

Early the next morning, my second uncle and I bid farewell to Lao Chen's family and drove to the city.

But on the way home, I was still struggling with one thing.

"Big nephew, don't you say it's weird, yesterday the weasel came suddenly, I actually smelled a smell of from it, this weasel is too good, it's all cultivated human body structure, and every fart smells of human." The second uncle was both puzzled and surprised.

"Uh,,,, "It's a bit embarrassing, of course I won't tell him that this happened because I was frightened and didn't wipe my butt when I went to the toilet."

So I quickly changed the topic, I always felt that the focus should not be on this-smelling fart: "Second uncle, this weasel is too hateful, I can't wait to break it into pieces, why do you want to stop Lao Chen from killing it?" ”

The second uncle held the opposite view to me, he said that everything has a spirit, and the weasel family of three has lived quietly and comfortably in this old house for decades, and the sudden intervention of the old Chen family is somewhat of a dove's nest, and he also beat other people's family members to death for no reason, can it not retaliate.

"You can't kill this spiritual animal! There will be retribution! Alas,,," The second uncle sighed, and then he stepped on the accelerator and accelerated the pace of going home.