Dove occupies magpie's nest (2)
After the second uncle said this, I found that the old Taoist priest sitting next to the second uncle was blue at the moment, trembling all over, looking at this demeanor I felt funny, this old man has seen countless winds and waves, I didn't expect to be afraid of flying, it is also a miracle.
I have to say that the plane is fast, it was originally a day and a night journey by train, and the plane can be easily done in two hours. As soon as the old Taoist priest got off the plane, he rushed to the toilet in a panic, and it seemed that he couldn't control it and wanted to vomit.
He waited for a while before returning, but by this time his nervous expression had eased, and his face had returned to its former calmness.
The driver of the regal took us directly from the airport to the garden, which was the first time I saw the beauty of the Suzhou garden, and the scenery was really breathtaking. It is really the first garden in the south of the Yangtze River, and the first garden in Suzhou in the south of the Yangtze River. This garden of the rich man's house, the scenery of the whole garden is simple and simple, down and generous, not to win by ingenuity, the best thing is that the mountains and rivers in the garden are suitable, just like the natural scenery.
"Holy! I wish I could live in such a magnificent house in the future. I looked at the mansion and patted my thigh and sighed.
"Big nephew, if you look at what kind of car a person drives, you can see his identity, for example, if a person like me drives a Maserati, then I must be a car thief. In the same way, if you live in such a magnificent house, you can be sure that you have been invited to visit the door. "The second uncle hit me unceremoniously.
I didn't bother to bother with my second uncle's brain-dead remarks, because I have always believed in one truth, if people don't have dreams, there is no difference between salted fish! It's just that he doesn't have a dream himself, why should he stop others from dreaming, a person with a dark heart like the second uncle is rare in the world.
The gate of the garden was closed and covered with dust, and it was obvious that no one had entered it for a long time. The rich man stood in front of the car and sighed, then handed over a bunch of keys to his second uncle, and said lightly: "Master, it's hard work!" I'm waiting for your good news! ”
The second uncle took the key and nodded, and the rich man didn't say anything, hurriedly got into the car and left. I don't dare to enter my own door, this is the first time I have seen such a strange thing in my life, how evil is it inside? It can make the rich nervous like this.
Looking at the shiny key in my second uncle's hand, I was a little dazed, with it, the right to use this hundreds of millions of mansions was in our hands, I didn't expect my dream to come true so quickly.
The second uncle looked at me with disdain, and after saying to me with a look of disgust that the hillbilly had never seen the world, he walked over and opened the gate of the garden.
If this garden is beautiful when it looks from the outside, then the inside of the garden should be described as splendid, with carved railings and jade inside, and the attic is scattered, which dazzles me to see, which makes me have to sigh: It's good to be rich!
I sat comfortably on the leather sofa chair and said to my second uncle with a comfortable face: "Let's go to the Grand View Garden today and see the world!" Finally got over a rich addiction. ”
"I'm not a frog at the bottom of the well, don't pull us up, Lao Tzu seven-star hotel disdains to live, will you look at this broken garden?" The second uncle said to me with great contempt.
However, as soon as he finished the cannon, he immediately got up and carefully touched the coffee table in front of the sofa and said with a cherishing face: "Tsk, tsk, this wood color, this texture, is definitely the best imported mahogany furniture." ”
Obviously, as you have seen, my second uncle is also bragging, and after all, he is a complete turtle, and he has never climbed out of the well.
Speaking of this, I have to admire the dedication of the old Taoist priest, as soon as he entered the door, he took a compass and hunched his waist to survey around, not at all like me and my second uncle looking around in the garden. He worked hard for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that there was nothing wrong with the feng shui of this garden, but strangely enough, he could always vaguely feel a bad breath walking around the garden.
Evil? I think he's stupid, how do I feel that the air in this garden is sweet, and the breath is refreshing.
The old Taoist priest didn't speak, in his own words he always felt that something was wrong but couldn't say it, this garden has excellent feng shui is certain, but there must be something wrong behind this excellent feng shui, and I think it should be his professional illness, love and suspicion of everything.
The second uncle looked at me as a hanger, his face immediately sank and criticized me, he said that as a servant must have a pair of perceptive eyes and a keen heart, he said that such a huge garden not only has no grass on the ground, but even there is not half a water grass in the lake, which is absolutely very unusual.
I really convinced my second uncle, but he can pull everything on him, the problem is that he can talk about it so clearly.
"Xiao Liang believes you also feel it, do you want to catch a vermilion bird to test the fortune of this garden?" The old Taoist priest looked at the second uncle in a deep voice.
"Well, that's all there is to it!" The second uncle nodded approvingly. Their expressions were so calm when they talked about this that I was so shocked that I almost flew. Even if my knowledge is shallow, I still know what the Vermilion Bird is, the legendary four divine beasts, the divine objects with boundless spiritual power, they actually talked and laughed and said that they were going to catch them and come back.
The problem is that they dare to say that they really dare to do it, and as soon as they finished speaking, the two of them hurried out, leaving me alone to guard the garden. I waited and waited until the evening to see them hurrying back, but I did not see the legendary Suzaku, but instead saw the second uncle holding a big white rooster in his hand.
At this time, the typical thunder was heavy and the rain was small, and I said to the second uncle with a little disappointment: "Second uncle, this broken thing in your hand should not be what you call the Vermilion Bird." ”
"it? Just for it, your second uncle and I searched all the nearby villages, and our legs almost broke off, and in the end it took 800 oceans to get it. He said breathlessly as he thumped his old legs.
, I now find that not only the second uncle brags, but even the old Taoist priest's ability to bluff people is also first-class, a rooster is 800 yuan, why don't he grab it.
The second uncle looked at me with disdain, and criticized me with righteous words, saying that the little kid didn't understand the way here, and he said that this was not an ordinary rooster. The white rooster should be a red bird, an animal that is born to restrain all evil spirits. There is a record in the ghost book that "for a thousand years in the soil, it is not as good as a good chicken", if the rooster has white hair all over his body, then it has the heaviest yang energy and the most courage! Especially the kind of old white rooster that has been raised for more than 5 or 6 years, then it can be called a red bird. This big white rooster has been raised by a farmer for ten years, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the place where it stays, not to mention ghosts, is that even the wet and wet insects with heavy yin qi are walking around. This is not a matter of Taoism or spirituality, but of innate restraint! It's like ice melts when the temperature rises!
I was stunned when I heard it, but it was just a rooster when it blew the sky, and it was not too much to call it a divine beast.
The second uncle thought I was hopeless, so he didn't bother to talk to me, he carried his baby to the inner courtyard, although I didn't know what he wanted to do, but he still looked quite powerful.
Dinner is very simple, one person soaked two barrels of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, of course, the quilt can circle the earth twice The fragrant fluttering milk tea must be indispensable.
The second uncle simply made a chicken coop and carefully put the rooster into it, while the old Taoist priest watched the hand-tearing devil drama with relish in the wing.