Xianhelou is the best restaurant in Jiangbei City, with a per capita consumption of 888, and now the entire hall on the first floor has been packaged.

The parking lot is full of luxury cars, and the people who come and go are richly dressed nobles. Either you have deep pockets or you are in a high position. There are also all kinds of beautiful models, and I even saw a few very famous Internet celebrity anchors.

Today is Huang Sanye's 60th birthday, which has alarmed the entire Jiangbei City. Legend has it that Huang Sanye is the lifeline of Qinglong to absorb water, and he has been guarding Silk Street smoothly. He entered the city as a migrant worker and is now worth billions. One-tenth of the shops on Silk Street are in his name, including Chu Mingyu's shoe store.

My dad was also invited, and I went along.

Walking to the door of the banquet hall, my father looked inside, and said with a stern face: "No life, the old man in sunglasses and a long shirt who is sitting in the chief, how far are you from him." With his ways, it's easy to see through your identity as the living dead. ”

"Dad, is he very good?"

"Jiangbei City doesn't have me, it's him Dong Lingqi who covers the sky with one hand. It's not great, but there are a few things in his hand that I don't like. You promised me that you came today just to take a look at Huang Jianping, and don't make trouble. ”

"Okay, Dad."

After my father and I went in, the first person we saw was Huang Jianping, who was smiling all over his face. This man is in his early thirties and dressed like a catwalk star.

The mountain roots are long and narrow, the eyes are yellow-brown, and the bags under the eyes are heavy, and people with this kind of face are unkind, lustful and cruel. This kind of villainous appearance is similar to what I imagined, but the funny thing is that Huang Jianping actually has another kind of anomaly:

Crow's feet are running around, and the traitor raises his gun.

According to physiognomy, this represents discord between the husband and wife, and it is possible that they have already worn a green hat.

This makes me curious, who is so bold, even Huang Sanye's son dares to be green. Thinking of this, I went to see the female relatives again, and soon saw who Huang Jianping's wife was. This woman's nose is sharp and small, there is a red mole on the root of the mountain, and the mansion is prominent, and she is a woman with strong desires and jealousy.

This discovery made me feel a lot more comfortable, and I forgot all about my hatred for a while.

When all the guests arrived, twenty-one welcome salutes sounded, and all kinds of people in Jiangbei City began to take turns to present gifts to Huang Sanye on his birthday. Some of them offered jade jewelry, some of them offered literary antiques, with false and polite expressions, saying words to please them.

Dad's eyes were staring at Shouli, and when he saw Dong Lingqi offering a fist-sized weird Buddha head, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva. This made me very curious, I don't know what kind of treasure the Buddha head is, but it makes my father so excited.

My dad was the last to show up, and when he got together, the audience immediately fell silent. Even the Internet celebrity stars who have been laughing and trembling have restrained their smiles and straightened their shapes.

As the old saying goes, the name of a man is the shadow of a tree. This year, my father broke the game to ward off evil spirits and fortune-telling, and broke into the name of the sky, and he was faintly already the biggest god stick on the south bank of the Yangtze River, nicknamed Mai God Operator.

So as soon as he appeared, everyone else turned their eyes to him.

Huang Sanye also stood up from his seat and bowed down to give a disciple salute. At this time, this Silk Street boss not only has no trace of ruffianism, but also looks amiable and dressed very plainly. The face is indistinct, obviously covered by the life of the green dragon absorbing water.

"The third master is 60 years old today, and the poor and pure cultivators can't get any valuable gifts, so today I will send a nourishing poem, and all the people present can remember it silently." Dad walked up to the front and arched his hand.

"Quick, pen and ink are waiting." Huang Sanye said with surprise and joy.

Hearing the word, someone immediately brought pen, ink, paper and inkstone, because there was no shortage of elegant and elegant people in Shou Lilai, and these things had already been prepared.

Dad walked to the sandalwood shelf and looked at the hanging Luoyang rice paper. Wielding a two-foot-long wolf pen, he wrote forty words in one go:

The mouth is an endless fire, and the tongue is the wind of the wilderness.

Wind and fire swallowed into the abdomen and burned in the qi and blood.

There is a copper furnace in the dantian, and the samadhi is immortal.

As long as the demons are there, the copper furnace will never be empty.

After writing it, my father bit the tip of his tongue and squirted out a mouthful of true yang saliva . Falling on the rice paper, it turns into a little scarlet, and the snow-white rice paper contrasts, like a plum blooming in the snow.

The human tongue is the organ with the strongest yang energy in the whole body, and the blood at the tip of the tongue is also known as the true yang salivation, which can break the yin body, among which the true yang saliva of the boy is the most powerful. Even if you don't know the Tao at all, as long as you are willing to bite the tip of your tongue ruthlessly and spew out true yang saliva , even a hundred-year-old corpse can't bear it.

My father has been cultivating for many years, and his true yang saliva can not only break the evil, but also solidify the soul and leave traces.

But!

I didn't expect my dad to take this as a birthday gift!

This poem is called the Question of the Heart, although it is not a secret that is not passed down by the teacher, but it is not accessible to ordinary people. The health value is much better than what hundred-year-old ginseng and thousand-year-old shouwu.

"Jianping, quickly take the descendants of the Huang family to bow and thank you." The third master couldn't close his mouth with a smile, if it weren't for the identity of the birthday star, it is estimated that he would have kowtowed on the spot.

Not only him, but all the bigwigs present as long as they know a little bit about the doorway, they all know the weight of Dad's birthday gift. Even his father's opponent Dong Lingqi was surprised, shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Mr. Fan is so big, this move will make us all compare." Dong Lingqi stood up and said.

Dong Lingqi looks to be in his early fifties and has a thin build. It is estimated that because of the Taoism, I can't see his face, I can only see that his whole person has a gloomy smell.

"Where is it, but Brother Dong is really generous, if I guess correctly, your blood Buddha head should also be a secret treasure of Buddhism." Keeping it at home can not only ward off evil spirits, but it is also said to be contraceptive. ”

As soon as Dad said this, the audience half laughed.

"Old Fan, don't talk nonsense. I don't deal with you, today is my third brother's sixtieth birthday, don't defile me. Explain to me what contraception is. Dong Lingqi said angrily.

"You've been collecting the Blood Buddha head for many years, right? Why don't you have half an heir? ”

"Hmph, cultivators have five disadvantages and three shortcomings, and I have no heirs because I leaked too many heavenly secrets, which attracted heavenly punishment."

"You can pull it down, don't you have a B number in your heart? This blood Buddha head, Buddha nature, and evil qi account for half each, and yin and yang are opposed. With the Buddha head town house, it seems to be safe, but in fact, it has also cut off the way of yin and yang, how can yin and yang not have children? ”

"You ......" Dong Lingqi was so angry that he couldn't speak.

As the old saying goes, hooligans are not afraid of being educated. This is used on my father, that is, the hooligan is not terrible, but I am afraid that the hooligan understands the Tao, and when it comes to nonsense, he will definitely think that he is telling the truth.

Dong Lingqi's reputation has already been compared to his father, and now he said in front of the people with heads and faces that the blood Buddha head he sent could prevent pregnancy, Dong Lingqi was simply angry.

"What Mr. Fan said is true?" The third master and Dong Lingqi have been friends for many years, and they can't bear to see him humiliated, and they want to help him out of the siege.

"Every word is true. This blood Buddha head is indeed a good treasure, but it is not suitable to stay in the Huang family. Third master, you are the lifeline of Qinglong to absorb water, noble and unparalleled, how can you take the initiative to provoke unclean things if you can't avoid you. This blood Buddha head is useless to you at all, but it hurts the way of yin and yang. If you are willing to transfer the Blood Buddha Head to me, I will give you a useful thing in exchange. ”

After my father finished speaking, he untied the magic weapon copper coin sword that he carried with him.

"The copper coin has gone through 10,000 hands, and the yang energy is strong. The sword is the ancestor of a hundred soldiers, and the third master is the dragon among people, and the so-called sword is sent to the hero. To be honest, I have long wanted to dedicate this sword to the third master, and today is an opportunity. ”

"Mr. Fan, I really don't know how to repay you."

The third master was overjoyed when he heard this, and took the copper coin sword on the spot, and at the same time, his father also unceremoniously accepted the blood Buddha head and returned to his seat.

If it is said that the number of veins and the heart trick has made me feel distressed, this copper coin sword made with one hundred and eight Hongwu heavy treasures is a first-class magic weapon of the Daomen. But looking at my father's expression, there was no heartache at all, but a smile between his eyebrows, as if he had made a lot of money.

After the birthday gift, the performance begins. Model Internet celebrity starlets take turns to appear, and the scale is fully open. All kinds of jokes make people laugh, all kinds of beauties tempt big white legs, and don't want money to be sprinkled out.

While the music was loud and the crowd was concentrating on enjoying the show, my father leaned into my ear and said, "I really didn't expect Dong Lingqi to give this thing, I knew that I would prepare more birthday gifts." Alas, it's a pity that I've used the copper coin sword for half my life. ”

"Hmph, you also know it's a pity, the copper coin sword usually doesn't let me touch it, and if you say it's a gift, you'll give it away." I said angrily.

"Isn't Daddy all for you? Qinglongsha is currently in the state of the hidden dragon in the abyss, and the Huang family worships it very comfortably. Without a sufficient amount of sacrificial sacrifice, how could it be so easy to show up? This blood Buddha head happens to be a perfect sacrificial item, but it is not enough to have a blood Buddha head, it also needs to be ......"