Gu Technique (4)
Lao Dao told me not to be afraid, he came prepared this time. As he spoke, he took out a huge turtle from his bag, and put it in the goldfish pond, and then chanted some spells in his mouth, and those who didn't know thought he was releasing it.
"With this, we can sleep peacefully tonight." Lao Dao smiled like a ten-year-old child.
"Master, you and your second uncle exorcised evil spirits and found a Vermilion Bird last time, but you only brought a turtle this time, isn't this forcing a bit too much?" I said with a smile, sarcastic.
Unexpectedly, I said earlier that he was not angry when he loved money in the world, but he was not happy with the turtle that satirized him this time.
"What do you know, little brat! This is Xuanwu! Divine Beast Xuanwu! It's so much more powerful than the Suzaku last time! The old Taoist priest said with a bullish face.
I feel like my IQ has taken a critical hit, last time a white rooster was called a divine beast Suzaku, and now a turtle he is a Xuanwu again. This serious suspicion that this old Taoist has paranoia, catch an animal and say it is a divine beast, I wonder if he will catch a snake next time to tell me that it is a green dragon!
Lao Dao was greatly disappointed when he saw my disdainful look, and he explained to me that this turtle had grown up in the Bodhi Pond in front of the Taoist temple, and had been listening to the scriptures every day, not to mention that he had been living for decades, and that he was older than him.
At first glance, it sounds very similar to the carp spirit that grew up in the Guanyin Lotus Pond in Journey to the West, and that ability is indeed not small, and the Monkey King who beat the ass urine flow in the Tongtian River. But the old Taoist priest still needs to be studied how much combat power this thing has, after all, it is an old turtle, last time he said that his Vermilion Bird is also masculine, but who knows that he was easily killed by that cave ghost.
Tonight, it was a bit dark and windy, and the visibility was average, so the old Taoist priest found some planks and built a fire in the side hall. The second uncle was taken aback, and hurriedly went to stop Lao Dao, saying that this courtyard house is a pure wooden building, and if there is a fire, it will be a sea of fire. Lao Dao explained that this courtyard is still not known to be deep, and that lighting an open fire at night can help break the yin qi, and evil things dare not approach, so we should be cautious tonight.
Not to mention, although it is winter, this courtyard is very comfortable to live in, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is warm in winter and cool in summer, and we fell asleep early.
After the night, not only did we have nothing, but on the contrary, we slept quite comfortably, and even my second uncle, who urinated a lot at night, slept soundly and didn't get up all night. Seriously, if this wasn't someone else's house, I'd love it.
I got up from the bed and saw that Lao Dao and my second uncle were still asleep, so I hurriedly told them to get up. Surprisingly, though, the two of them slept motionless like dead dogs.
Hey! It seems that this courtyard is not only not a murderous house but also a feng shui treasure, you must know that these two old men are usually snoring like thunder, but today they are sleeping unusually quietly and sweetly.
I thought I wasn't loud enough, so I raised my voice to a decibel level, but I still couldn't wake them up.
"You two won't knock sleeping pills last night, will you?" I muttered something under my breath and walked over to them.
This approached only to find that there was something wrong with the two of them, only to see the two of them lying stiffly on the bed with their eyes open, their lower bodies trembling slightly, they wanted to open their mouths to speak but couldn't make a sound, and what was worse was that there was a puddle of water under the stride of the old Taoist, needless to say, you should also know that this guy is incontinent.
This frightened me, the thousand-year-old ghost in the garden didn't make them so miserable last time, it seems that my ninety-nine double yang body is really useful.
The situation was critical, so I quickly moved the two of them out into the sun, and then choked their people, and it took a long time for them to recover.
"It's dangerous! I almost gave up my little life! This time thanks to you, nephew! The second uncle patted his thigh and said, but his voice was hoarse and unusually magnetic.
"Let's go! Go see how the old turtle is. Lao Dao's hoarse voice was like breaking a gong, and he struggled to get up, and then walked to the pool.
I don't know if I don't see it, I was shocked when I saw it, the situation of this big Xuanwu was not better than that of the second uncle, on the contrary, it was even worse, its belly turned upside down in the pool, its limbs were weakly paddling in the water, and it was dying with its eyes slightly closed.
, another divine beast has fallen, what the hell is so fierce, it's simply killing people in an invisible existence.
The old Taoist sighed and exclaimed, you must know that the ability of this giant tortoise for decades to ward off evil is far from being comparable to that white rooster, it has been listening to the scriptures and smelling incense in the Taoist temple for decades, and it is already a spiritual creature with profound blessings, so evil creatures will generally stay away from it. Lao Dao just wants to see how an animal with such a strong yang energy will react in the courtyard, if even this giant tortoise can't parry, it means that the hidden things in this courtyard must be very powerful.
But when the day came, the courtyard looked quite normal, and I didn't notice anything unusual. At this time, Mr. Lou came, and when he saw the embarrassed appearance of Lao Dao and his second uncle, he asked with concern how the situation was.
I don't know if the old Taoist priest has a brain pump, or if he has a strong temper, he actually said that he already has some eyebrows, and he will definitely be able to get out of the water if he is given a few more days.
I was shocked! Lao Dao is so old, he is still a duck with a dead mouth, and he is still strong when he flies with and urine, he really wants money and doesn't want to die.
The second uncle was also quite surprised when he heard it, he coughed twice on the side and reminded the old man not to disobey the old, after all, his life is at stake, if he plays too big and grabs the gun and hurts himself, it will not be good, last night was a lesson.
He never thought that Lao Dao was not moved at all, he continued to pat his chest and promised Mr. Lou that he would kill the demons and return the courtyard to peace within three days. Lao Dao's big blow made the second uncle, who had always been unconcerned about himself, sitting on pins and needles.
When you see a good thing, you will accept it, and when you see a danger, this has always been the eight-character proverb of the second uncle walking the rivers and lakes, but I didn't expect the old way to forcibly take us to the ditch this time.
Mr. Lou was very satisfied to see Lao Dao so confident, he hurriedly praised Lao Dao and praised Lao Dao, and then after a few words of greeting with his second uncle, he said that he had to go back quickly to bring the good news back to the neighbors here.
After watching Mr. Lou's distant back gradually disappear at the entrance of the alley, my second uncle and I set our eyes on Lao Dao, and the second uncle even criticized him with righteous words, where did he get his confidence, and he dared to boast about Haikou like this.
"Where does the confidence come from? I'm not doing all this for you, you're now the leader of our supernatural world! If you can't figure it out, do you know how much it will affect you? Lao Dao suddenly yelled at the second uncle very displeased.
The second uncle's face suddenly turned red and he didn't hold back a word for a long time, I wanted to cry a little when I heard it, Lao Dao's love for the second uncle is really deep, they won't really have the good of Longyang and have a super friendship relationship.
The old Taoist priest told me not to be stupid, and told me to scoop up the big turtle in the pool and give it to him, and then took out a dagger from the magic bag and stabbed it into the turtle's body and stirred it, and the blood that spurted out dripped into the dishes he had prepared in advance.
Brutes! There is no humanity at all, this old turtle is also a spiritual creature, and he can be called his eldest brother according to his age, and he even did it.
"Phew! Inhuman beasts! I scolded angrily.
The old man gave me a blank look and asked me who I was scolding, of course I wittily said that he scolded the turtle king in his hand, and lived up to our expectations, who knows that they are not useful. Of course, Lao Dao knew that I was referring to Sang scolding Huai, and he explained that after last night's test, this old turtle's yang energy had been dissipated, and it would definitely not be able to live, so it was better to give it a good time than to let it suffer.
I can't refute the angle of this reason, who knows that more unexpected things are still to come. Lao Dao asked me to stretch out my middle finger mysteriously.
Forgive my young ignorance, because I didn't know what he wanted to do, so I naively reached out my hand, not expecting Lao Dao to suddenly slash my finger with a dagger, and then catch my blood with the dish full of turtle blood.
The second uncle saw that I was about to have a seizure and quickly stopped me, he told me that last night he and Lao Dao almost exhausted the yang energy in their bodies, and my Chongyang blood and the turtle blood of the old turtle can effectively replenish the yang energy in their bodies, and the uncle and nephew must not sit idly by if they are in trouble. As the old saying goes, saving one life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and if I save two lives this time, it will be at least fourteen levels, how to say that it is also a great event of great merit, and I was stunned when I heard the words of the second uncle, but just as I had just scratched out a little clue, he suffocated the blood in one gulp.
In the end, this turtle is spiritual, the old Tao is afraid of retribution, of course, he said that it is to show human nature, and instructed me to find a piece of feng shui treasure to bury it, I weighed it for a long time and felt that the flower bed is a good place, you can imagine planting flowers and plants in the coming year, and the red birds are fragrant, I hope that the old turtle can turn into spring mud to protect the flowers, and don't meet the scum like Lao Tao in the next life.
But just when I was hoeing, I felt that something was not right, and I found that there was an inconspicuous ancient well directly opposite the flower bed, which was very inconsistent with the style of courtyard architecture, so I hurriedly called my second uncle to come and take a look.
The second uncle and Lao Dao came over with blank faces and asked me what new world I had discovered.
I said in addition to the doubts in my heart: "You see that the pattern of the courtyard is very similar to the word 'mouth', so digging a deep well in the middle of the courtyard is not just a '囲' character?" As the old saying goes, it's very unlucky! This courtyard is built so exquisitely, don't you think it's counterintuitive? ”
After I said this, my second uncle immediately realized that the traditional courtyard building is indeed very taboo to build a well inside the building, because this will greatly damage the feng shui of the house, so the place to dig the well to get water is usually chosen in front of the house or behind the house.