"Hehehe, good...... Good ......" Zheng Tu was full of red light, smiled brightly, and walked to the front table.

"Come on! Today is Grandpa's big day, and we toast him. ”

At this time, Manager Yang raised a glass of wine and said.

When everyone heard this, they all raised their wine bowls and looked at Zheng Tu.

"Okay, everyone!"

After Zheng Tu sat down, he said: "Zheng Tu can have today thanks to the brothers...... Today, despite eating meat and drinking wine. ”

"What did grandpa say, the brothers can live a free life now, thanks to grandpa."

At this time, one of Zheng Tu's subordinates next to him sneered, poured him a bowl of wine, glanced around, and asked, "Did everyone say yes?" ”

"Yes!"

"Hehehe......" When Zheng Tu heard this, he smiled from ear to ear: "Brothers, don't be polite, today's dish is made by a famous chef in Weizhou City, let's try it." ”

Zheng Tu put down his chopsticks, and everyone started eating.

Kunjun tried a few dishes, and I have to say that the taste is really good. It seems that Zheng Tu has put a lot of thought into buying people's hearts, no wonder so many people are willing to work for him.

But there are a few dishes that Kunjun and a few people won't touch, because they are a bit "unclean", which is of course specially "arranged" by Yang Qianli.

"It tastes so good."

"It's delicious."

Most of Zheng Tu's subordinates were rough people, and the wine and food were so delicious, they all gobbled them up, and they ate with a greasy mouth, and they were very happy.

Soon, as if swept away by the wind, the food and drinks were swept away.

But Zheng Tu said, everyone can eat, eat with confidence! Eat hard! There are drinks and dishes!

When everyone heard this, they were so happy that they wanted to burst their stomachs.

"Why hasn't there been any movement?"

Kunjun was full, swallowed melon seeds, and secretly observed.

"It shouldn't be."

But as soon as he finished saying this, he saw a big man at the table next to him, something was wrong.

I saw him frowning, cold sweat breaking out on his forehead, and holding his stomach, as if he was very uncomfortable.

"What's wrong with you?" A brother beside Dahan asked with concern when he saw him like this.

"My stomach is ...... A little uncomfortable. ”

The big man seemed to be unable to bear it, so he quietly slipped out.

"Heh, you eat too much, you deserve it."

The brother sneered, and put another piece of pig's trotter into his mouth. As soon as the pig's trotters entered his mouth, his face changed greatly, and he slipped out like the big man.

After seeing them leave, the people at the table didn't care, and ate by themselves.

About seven or eight minutes later, the two actually returned together. Kunjun noticed that their faces were a little pale.

"Where have you been?" The tablemate asked when he saw them returning.

"We ......" The two didn't know how to answer, did they tell them that they had eaten too much and had eaten their stomachs? How embarrassing that is!

The two were still thinking about how to answer, but then their faces changed again, and they ran out again holding their stomachs......

"These two are sick......

The people at the table wanted to say this, but before they could say it, they ran faster than rabbits, just like them.

The people around noticed the situation at this table, and just wanted to complain, how can you leave without saying hello, and as soon as you leave, it will be a table, is there still a grandfather in your eyes?

But before he could say anything, about two-thirds of them ran out.

"I'm sorry to miss ......"

"I'm sorry, I ...... too"

"I ......"

……

……

"Bang!"

Watching his subordinates go out, Zheng Tu threw the bowl on the table with a straight face.

Today is my big day, these subordinates are in a hurry to leave, what does this mean, what do you want to do?! Is it so faceless?

"Hehe, grandpa is angry, don't be like them, drink ......" At this time, Yang Qianli walked over at the right time and said.

"Humph!" Zheng Tu was very unhappy in his heart.

A few minutes later, people returned.

"What's going on?" Zheng Tu asked sharply.

"Stomach ......" but halfway through the words, they all ran away again.

"Smack"

Looking at the almost empty hall, Zheng Tu slammed the bowl on the ground, gritted his teeth, and was furious! That face was like a burnt sunflower.

I just wanted to scold a few words, but my stomach hurt and I ran out.

Watching Zheng Tu go out, the corners of Manager Yang's mouth were slightly hooked, and the light in his eyes flickered......

……

……

There are more than a dozen thatched houses in the Zheng Mansion, but there are hundreds of people, which is not enough at all, and there are seven or eight people lined up outside each one.

Kunjun and Shi Qian were mixed in and came here.

Cracking sound! There was a lot of movement in the hut. Outside, they were all pale, bending over and covering their stomachs, looking like they were about to collapse.

"Hey, I wouldn't have eaten so much if I knew I would......"

"Isn't this food poisonous......?"

"It's the first time...... It's uncomfortable......"

……

A lot of people wailed.

Time has changed, this Yang Qianli is ruthless enough! I don't know how he "arranged" it! How much croton or something is added to the dish......

"Get out of the way, get out of the way......"

When everyone looked at it, it turned out that Zheng Tu was also here. The huge belly trembled and trembled, and he wiped the cold sweat with his hands from time to time, which looked a little funny.

"Let me ...... first"

Grandpa called let, who dares not to let it?!

The person who let Zheng Tu in was already in a hurry, at this time, poof! A bang.

The man couldn't hold it back, and the back of his pants was wet.

The person next to him pinched his nose and forced a smile. Because he was afraid of laughing, he was angry, and he was the same.

"Damn!"

The man didn't care if Zheng Tu heard it or not, scolded the three-character scripture, and walked away in shame......

Zheng Tu came out and went in, and every time he came out, his face turned pale.

Finally all his men were gone, and he was still inside.

"Who did it? Such a lack of morality! If you find out, you have to chop him up. ”

No matter how stupid Zheng Tu is, he has found some problems.

Probably well, Zheng Tu's words came out: "The people outside brought me a piece of toilet paper." ”

Hehe, have you run out of toilet paper in it? Kunjun had an idea, pinched his nose and said, "Okay." ”

Holding the toilet paper, Kunjun walked outside the toilet: "Grandpa, give." ”

The door opened a crack, and Zheng Tu's hand stretched out.

The moment Kunjun handed the toilet paper to his hand, he suddenly pushed the door hard!

There was a "bang", probably Zheng Tu's head hit the door. Then he heard a muffled sound inside, and finally Zheng Tu roared and roared: "You! Push! House! Door! Dry! Well!? ……”

Kunjun looked through the crack in the door and saw that Zheng Tu actually had one foot...... Stepped into the dung pit!

And Zheng Tu's face was already distorted, like a wounded beast!

"The soles of my feet are slipping, are you okay grandpa......"

It's okay? I want to kill!

Kunjun felt the killing intent, and shouted as he ran: "Grandpa has fallen into the dung pit, everyone go and see it...... Help, grandpa drank too much and fell into the manure pit, everyone go and help......"

"Who are you?! I'll kill you! "Zheng Tu is really angry, is there something you shouted like that? Now the whole province knows about it...... Oh no, everyone in Weizhou will know!

When everyone talks about him, they will say that he is the most unlucky groom official in history. How can he go out to meet people, thinking of this, Zheng Tu burst into tears, and his face was darker than the bottom of the pot.

Kunjun is like a big horn, after someone hears it, it spreads ten, ten spreads hundred, and soon everyone in the whole house knows.

"Grandpa fell into the manure pit? This...... Fast...... Quick"

"Is this true? Let's go see ......."

……

As a result, Zheng Tu cried and mourned, and as soon as he came out of the latrine, he saw four or five hundred people gathered here.

"Look what! Get lost! Zheng Tu took off his coat and roared with all his might.

He just wanted to find out the big horn right now, and then unload it!