Hello, I'm Lin Paris Chapter 24: 2008, Military Training Haunted Incident

"Huh! Did you hear, our girls' dormitory looks like it was haunted last night! ”

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"Yes, it is said that there is a girl who gets up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and sees a female ghost with a cloak next to the water room, walking in the corridor!"

"! I heard that the girl was scared out of the sick directly, and I cried for half the night, and I asked my parents to take it back early in the morning! ”

"Nima! Don't you want to be so evil! I heard that the site of this unit used to be a barracks for the Japanese army! Before the end of the Anti-Japanese War, many Chinese were raped and killed here! ”

"Yes, yes! I've heard about it too! It seems that the dormitory building where we live is where comfort women were used to be held! Before I came, my grandmother went to the temple and asked for a talisman for me! Tell me not to walk around! The older generation in the city knows this! ”

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"Don't talk about it! I'm so scared! I want to go home! ”

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As soon as the morning of the third day of training ended, a large group of girls sat in the shade of the trees next to the playground, and began to discuss the recent haunted incident in the girls' dormitory.

Of course, Lin Xingxing and Lin Paris would not miss this kind of popular gossip, and plunged directly into the center of the crowd.

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Before Lin Xingxing could finish hearing the ins and outs of the matter, he volunteered to rush to everyone: "Eh! What are you afraid of! I'll teach you how to exorcise demons! Such a small meaning! There are fairies in my family! Haven't you heard of the Five Great Immortals of the Northeast? Red, yellow, white, willow gray! What He Xiangu Lu Dongbin's! It's all in my house! ”

Subsequently, Lin Xingxing made a gesture with his hands and feet, and recited the mantra of Taoism to exorcise ghosts: "Five-star town color, illuminating the Xuanming." Thousands of gods and saints, protect my true spirit. The giant beast subdues the five soldiers. Five days of the devil, dead and extinct. Wherever it is, all gods are welcome. Haste as a law. ”

I have to say that Lin Xingxing's posture at the moment is really a bit like the tone of Lin Zhenying catching zombies in Hong Kong and Taiwan films.

Everyone saw Lin Xingxing, who suddenly broke in, and muttered something strangely that everyone couldn't understand, and the atmosphere was a little stagnant in an instant. Except for the sound of breathing that was still echoing in the air, everyone looked at me, I looked at you, and they all sat on the side in a daze, without speaking.

Only Lin Paris couldn't help laughing on the side.

"Hahahaha!! No more! I'm laughing to death! ”

At this moment, Lin Paris felt that although Lin Xingxing's tone was a little clumsy, the interpretation of this scene made people feel very funny.

And those few people who were originally convinced of it were not as big as Lin Paris. The girls who believed in the theory of ghosts and gods all looked at Lin Xingxing with serious faces, as if Lin Xingxing was really the hero who saved the world.

"Wake up, you... Is this reliable, really fake? There was a girl named Ouyang Yi in class eight, who was still a little bolder than the others, and asked with a questioning look on Lin Xingxing's trouser legs.

"Of course, I'll tell you, I really will!" Lin Xingxing replied with righteous words, the corners of his mouth slipped, and a confident smile flashed. "If you beat the villain, you will say that I am the reincarnation of the immortal family in the sky, and ordinary little demons dare not approach me."

"Don't believe this, listen to me tell you, when I was young..."Lin Xingxing's expression now, it is no exaggeration to say that it is like he is going to sacrifice himself for the motherland.

As the saying goes, three women in one play, but just waking up one woman in the forest is enough to stage more than a dozen good plays. After a while, the news that Lin Xingxing could exorcise ghosts spread throughout the grade.

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"Huh~~~" A piercing whistle pierced the sky.

This was followed by Instructor Jia's familiar voice: "Five minutes later!" All assembled! ”

Everyone looked down at the watch in their hands, and quickly stood up in a hurry, patted the dust on their buttocks, and prepared to gather and start training. For a while, they forgot what ghosts and gods were saying, and instantly put aside Lin Daxian, who they worshipped. In comparison, everyone thinks that the instructor is much more terrifying than the female ghost.

Lin Paris, who was standing on the side and watched the play for a long time, walked over and dragged Lin Xingxing, who was still unfinished, thinking to herself: Fortunately, the lunch break is not long, otherwise she is really worried that Lin Xingxing will hold a private lecture or some kind of ghost and god forum class, and finally was punished by Gaoyang High School for spreading the cult.

The military training in the afternoon was the same as usual, but it was standing in a military posture and walking in the right step, but Lin Xingxing had been absent-minded, as if he had adapted to this kind of hot weather, and even when he was resting, he didn't forget to discuss the female ghost.

At dinner in the evening, Lin Xingxing looked at Lin Paris, who was gobbling up, thought about it, and finally opened his mouth and said, "Paris!" Let's go catch the female ghost at night! ”

It is worthy of being two people who are tied together all day long, and they don't need to say anything at all, they just think of it in their hearts.

Lin Paris looked at Lin Xingxing without love, as if he had been waiting for her words for a long time, so he almost didn't say a word to answer Lin Xingxingβ€”β€”β€”β€”Go early!" Catch it early, pull it early! Save yourself the chatter!

Lin Paris is an atheist, unlike Lin Xingxing, who is confused, Lin Paris doesn't believe in any ghosts, gods or anything like that. It's just that in order to make Lin Xingxing die, she didn't want to listen to Lin Xingxing's ink in the future, so she nodded helplessly and agreed.

Lin Xingxing heard Lin Paris's answer, like a chicken pecking rice, and nodded excitedly.

Lin Paris glanced at Lin Xingxing, and directly grabbed a steamed bun and stuffed it into Lin Xingxing's mouth: "What are you doing in a daze, it's not good to eat, and now if you don't eat enough, beware of being eaten by ghosts at night." ”

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After the evening training, the night is also the best time. The sky was full of stars, emitting a shallow glow, shining a little in the black sky.

Lin Xingxing and Lin Paris secretly ran into the green belt on the side under such faint starlight. The silver-white starlight is playing dumb riddles on the two girls, and it seems that they are also waiting for them to stage a colorful plot.

"Lin Xingxing, are you okay, are you reliable?"

Lin Paris looked at it below, and Lin Xingxing, who was climbing up the tree, asked with a little worry.

"Shut up Lin Paris! I'll call the instructor later! Exercise! Your sister and I climb trees and play in the mud, these are all first-class skills! What's more, it's such a big thing as breaking a branch! ”

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Lin Xingxing crawled and muttered to himself: "Lin Paris, let me tell you, you believe me, I always thought that I would definitely order something!" I'm going to catch you tonight and show you how good I am! ”

Lin Xingxing, who had just finished saying that he was a master of tree climbing, slipped from the high tree in less than three minutes, sat on the ground, and looked at Lin Paris who was covering his mouth and snickering with pitiful eyes.

"No! Paris! I can't even climb a tree! Oh fuck! Come on! This is too tall for his grandmother! We have to pick the one that grows to be effective! Otherwise, it won't work! β€œ

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Lin Paris looked at Lin Xingxing with a question mark, and finally climbed the tree helplessly, tore off the longest willow stick very easily, and then took Lin Xingxing all the way back to the girls' dormitory building.