After saluting the "guests", Hua Xin'er sat down next to her grandmother obediently and posed as a good granddaughter. But she glanced at Hua Shanyue with her spare eyes, and sure enough, as she imagined, her whole face was going to turn green. But I can't have a seizure, and now I'm holding back the discomfort.

Hua Xin'er picked up the water glass to hide her expression of wanting to laugh, but she was gloating in her heart, "It's not that I mean to get along with you, I have to wear this dress to your pre-engagement party." If you hadn't told me that day, maybe it wouldn't have been such a coincidence," ......

Thinking of this, Hua Xin'er couldn't help laughing, and immediately felt that she was out of shape again, so she quickly closed her mouth and stopped making a sound.

But her laughter attracted the attention of another aunt, Hua Shanyue's future mother-in-law.

It can also be said that because of her dress, she attracted the attention of the people present from the beginning, and from the words they had just talked, Hua Xin'er knew that this lady with an elegant temperament was the wife of the chairman of Qin's Real Estate.

Her husband is, of course, the chairman of Qin's Real Estate, and the boy who has not yet spoken is the only son of the Qin family, Qin Xuanzi.

Mrs. Qin slowly raised her jade-like arm, the back of her slender and white hand looked very delicate, if she didn't look at her face, she would definitely regard this jade hand as a girl's hand.

I saw her brushing the hair on her forehead with her fingers, and said in an extremely natural tone: "What is there to be happy about the third miss, don't think about it yourself, tell it and share it with us?" ”

"That's it, that's it, if there's anything happy to say, let's listen to it, today is just the right time to liven up the atmosphere." Hua Shanyue immediately followed Mrs. Qin to sing and harmonize, not only to please her future mother-in-law, but also to see Hua Xin'er make a fool of herself. She knew that Hua Xin'er couldn't tell any funny stories, so she wanted to see how she ended?

Qin Zixuan, who had never spoken, suddenly spoke: "I also think, what is so funny?" ”

His voice was not loud, but it was enough for everyone present to hear it, and it was because of his words that the two uncles who were chatting about business topics were also attracted to him, and they knew that Hua Xin'er was going to tell jokes to help the fun, and they seemed to be quite interested. Grandma and Jupiter also came to the scene and coaxed them.

Grandma said, "I haven't served the food yet, so let's tell a pre-dinner joke to make everyone happy." ”

Hua Xin'er felt very aggrieved, from beginning to end, she didn't say that she could tell jokes, nor did she promise them to tell jokes, and now she suddenly asked her to tell jokes, it was clear that the future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law wanted to see her make a fool of herself.

Well, since she was "impolite" first, let's talk about a paragraph to make up for the mistake of wearing the wrong clothes today.

Hua Xin'er cleared her throat: "Actually, I wasn't happy because of the joke just now, but I remembered to give my friend a few intellectual suspense questions, and my friend didn't guess the answer, I think it's funny." ”

"Oh, what kind of suspense question? I love to read detective novels. Chairman Qin said with interest.

"Oh my!" Hua Xin'er secretly complained in her heart, I said that on purpose, thinking that it was not appropriate to tell suspense stories on this occasion today, I thought it was the kind of story that was more pleasing to a few elders, but who knew that I met an uncle who loved to listen to suspense stories, it was really embarrassing!

Hua Xin'er wiped her forehead with the back of her index finger very calmly, and took a deep breath in her heart, "My suspense questions are a little bloody, I'm afraid it's not suitable for today's occasion." ”

Speaking of the back, the voice is already very weak, it is true that today is a pre-engagement banquet, no matter how much you don't like Hua Shanyue, in the end, it is your cousin, grandma's own granddaughter, and you have to take into account grandma's feelings, right?

The two aunts and Hua Shanyue heard that they were bloody, and their faces changed abruptly, especially Hua Shanyue, who was already pleasing to the eye, and told such an unfortunate story at her pre-engagement banquet, so how could she do it?

Hua Jupiter and Qin Xuanzi didn't have any objections, and Qin Xuanzi still had an expectant expression. This guy, how big his heart is, this is his pre-engagement party.

Hua Shanyue's eyes turned red immediately, and the golden tears swirled in it, and her voice was a little pitiful, and she said aggrievedly: "Grandma, it's my ........ today."

Hua Xin'er was surprised, is this the usually arrogant Hua Shanyue? In what era is the word "engagement" ashamed? And whether her expression just now was too exaggerated, there is still a distance from the Oscar-winning actress.

At this time, the dishes came up, and my grandmother asked everyone to eat first. I thought I was just escaping, but as soon as the champagne was opened, Qin Xuanzi's kid spoke,

"Daddy Mommy, do you want to have some fun, this meal will be more delicious?" After speaking, he winked at Mrs. Qin obediently and sold cuteness.

Mrs. Qin also smiled, of course she knew what her baby son meant, and it could be said that everyone present understood that they just wanted to see Hua Xin'er's jokes.

I really don't understand, isn't this the pre-engagement banquet of Sister Hua Shanyue? What's the matter with her, just because she is dressed incorrectly today, and it is rude?

Sure enough, Mrs. Qin spoke: "I see that the third lady has an extremely lively personality, why don't you give us some impromptu programs?" ”

Hua Xin'er gave her grandmother a look for help, but her grandmother didn't seem to see it, she just ate the dishes elegantly, and said some official lines from time to time, "You're welcome, it's a family in the future, and so on." "Completely flawless on her side, but she knows that grandma did it on purpose.

"Well, I really won't tell jokes, if grandma, uncles, aunts and sisters don't mind, I'll tell the bloody suspense just now, and let everyone guess the answer."

Hua Xin'er specially accentuated the word "bloody", since you forced me, then I will let you see. Before anyone present could speak, Hua Xin'er began to tell the story.

"When I was fourteen, I killed my sister because of a quarrel with her, and then dumped my sister's body in a waste pit. The next day, I went back to the ruin pit to see that my sister's body was nowhere to be found. “

As soon as this paragraph was finished, I listened to the displeased voices of my future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, which were very small, but they didn't let me continue to stop.

Just now, you promised your baby son what I wanted to talk about, and now that I do, you regret it, it's really difficult for the chairman's wife to serve. Too lazy to talk to her, I continued my story.

"Four years later, I had another conflict with my friend, and I killed him again and threw him into that abandoned pit. When I went back the next day, I couldn't find the body. ”

Hua Shanyue muttered in a low voice, "It's still really heavy." ”

I ignored her and continued to tell, anyway, her opposition would not affect the overall situation.

"Nine years later, I had a girlfriend who was pregnant with my child. He threatened me with his children and forced me to get married, but I didn't want to get married, so I killed my girlfriend too. It was also thrown into a small pit, and the next day the body was gone. ”

This time it was very quiet, and there was no more opposition, as if everyone was really attracted to my story and was waiting for me to continue.