Chapter 119: The Sports Center Goes to War
Huang Chao shook his hand and slammed the person he was holding in his left hand to the ground, and the other party rebounded after smashing it on the ground, exaggerating to spit out blood like ketchup from his mouth......
"It's funny that vomiting blood here is like ketchup." Huang Chao looked at the other person with bad intentions.
"Big Brother ......" The little brother who couldn't be a lifetime just now wanted to ask for mercy, but he spoke much slower than Huang Chao's hand, and before he could express his meaning, he had already made Huang Chao step on his chest.
"Puff-puff-puff-" He also began to vomit blood exaggeratedly.
Huang Chao remembered the matter of the judo club's tuition payment, and asked while fighting: "I remember that I paid the tuition before, that is, the two of you will collect it again, and I want to withdraw from the class, should you return the money for the class hours you didn't attend to me?" ”
Both of them felt that they were going to be beaten to death, and with blood in their mouths, they said vaguely: "Should, should!" ”
"Where's the money?"
One person seemed to see life: "We changed into practice clothes, we don't have money, I'll go to the locker room and get the money for you!" Yes! ”
Another person hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I also have money, and I have to return it to you!" Yes! ”
Then they were kicked by Huang Chao again, and Huang Chao said lightly: "I'll talk about it later." ”
He is testing the world's physique bonuses to ordinary people, which is the important thing, and he will not waste this opportunity to do anything else.
The two younger brothers felt desperate, what kind of pervert is this, they both said that they wanted to give money, and the other party beat them unrelentingly! Could it be that he is a pervert who takes pleasure in torturing people and killing people? Thinking of such a possibility, the two younger brothers screamed even more miserably.
"None of this is dead? None of this is dead? ......" Huang Chao sighed in his heart while beating two black bear brothers who came to blackmail him.
They were all put to the ground by Huang Chao, and Huang Chao kicked them left and right, and his toes kicked their abdomen and ribs without hindrance with the fierce and bright strength of his bright feet and the dark energy he had cultivated himself.
The two people rolled on the ground, vomiting blood, looking terrifying, and the people in the gym screamed and fled, leaving only Huang Chao, a "murderer", and two "victims".
In fact, the injuries of the two people are not very serious, Huang Chao's current strength kicks the person in the abdomen, which can kick the person to the real "liver and intestines", and the person at that time will vomit blood like them, and then die powerlessly.
But these two little brothers, although they vomited blood and vomited in the dark, their struggles and screams were still full of vitality. Huang Chao was able to feel that their visceral injuries were not life-threatening.
"I finally understand that these people are not the same kind of human beings as me." Huang Chao finally thought speechlessly. He didn't want to cause a lot of death, so he gradually increased his strength, and the injuries of the two people were within their tolerance.
Their physique is too strong, and they are not in danger of life when they are fatally injured by ordinary people; But their injuries were much more exaggerated than ordinary people, they shouldn't have vomited blood, but they vomited all over their bodies, and Huang Chao was shocked to see it.
"Terrible funny. In the movie, super fake ketchup props are used, and the amount used each time is super exaggerated, highlighting a funny effect. Now entering the real world, it is simply a river of blood. ”
Huang Chao had to admit it, raised his feet from the wet ground, and walked silently towards the gate of the sports hall. Every step he stepped on, he left a clear bloody footprint. It wasn't until he reached the door that the footprints dimmed.
Huang Chao felt like he had walked out of an accident on a ketchup shelf.
He thought in his heart: "The ordinary people in this world have a very strong body, and their equivalent attribute physique has reached twenty-three points, and those masters have strengthened even more. The rules of the comedy world are special, and this can be a blessed place for me to brush up on my physique attributes. Actually, when I say what other people's physique is, it's just an analogy, because they don't have the existence of the fixed attribute of the Infinite Ring. ”
"I can cross various worlds, convert different rule advantages into my own attribute growth, and then use the advantage of attribute points to penetrate the different rule worlds. It seems that in this world, my physique is expected to break through the 100-point mark. ”
Huang Chao is now hurrying to eat a big meal, and cultivating the body refining method of the national art has made him quite hungry.
He came out of the sports center and was surprised to see Xing Ye coming towards him! He wears a white vest, the legendary old man's vest, with two smooth arms exposed, and a gray fisherman's hat on his head.
Everyone who walked by him would greet him, and the way of greeting was also very special, that is, to line up and pat him on the head.
Xing Ye shrunk his shoulders and greeted everyone who patted him on the head with a smile. Their giggling voices were loud.
"Well, this is the protagonist of the movie, He Jinyin." He Jinyin exaggerates the characteristics of small people, which makes people laugh at the same time, but also implies a kind of heaviness of life. Huang Chao didn't know what kind of mood He Jinyin was in now, but in short, it wouldn't be very pleasant.
He Jinyin lowered his head when he was photographed by everyone, and his hat was pressed down, blocking his eyes from the shadows.
After a classmate in the back finished filming He Jinyin, he made a crisp sound and said, "Morning! Send me a summour sandwich. ”
He Jinyin said in a relaxed tone: "If you give money, you will have something to eat!" ”
The man laughed, grabbed the edge of He Jinyin's fisherman's hat with both hands, rubbed it a few times, and then ripped it off on both sides, completely covering He Jinyin's head.
The last classmate came over with his girlfriend, and he said, "Hey, you don't have a girlfriend, you're welcome!" Then he pushed his girlfriend on He Jinyin, and He Jinyin was knocked backwards.
The girl returned and sneered: "You are so bad, make fun of me." Then he hugged the boy and left. The boy also commented: "He's good." ”
This is the image of the little person that Xing Ye is used to portraying, and he is often very humble at the beginning, but he always has some special charm. In this story, He Jinyin met a poor homeless man yesterday and begged him for 20 yuan for food, and then He Jinyin gave him all his wallet and clothes, and took off (Harmony) himself like a Terminator, and was taken away by the police as a mentally retarded (Harmony) showman.
Huang Chao walked down the steps, stood and looked at He Jinyin, and did not speak. He didn't feel any traces of martial arts from He Jinyin, and his physical state was the same as that of ordinary people. But Huang Chao knew that He Jinyin had a very terrifying ability to resist attacks, and he could be called an immortal Xiaoqiang.
He Jinyin was not blocked by Huang Chao, but he always greeted every classmate warmly, so he showed his signature smile: "Morning classmate, are you in trouble?" ”
This smile is very sunny, without the slightest hint of the pressure and sadness of life.
Huang Chao smiled back at him: "What are you Jinyin?" Good morning. I see that your bones are strange, and if you want to learn magic skills and save the world in the future, you might as well come to me. ”
He Jinyinxin said that this classmate's joke was Qingqi, but this person didn't hit him on the head, it was better than the person just now. He laughed twice: "Certainly, thank you for your enthusiasm." ”
Of course, he didn't think so.
"We'll see each other later." Huang Chao said indifferently and mysteriously.
Before the conversation between the two could be completed, they were interrupted by a burst of applause.
"Huang Chao, you stop! Do you want to die? ”
Huang Chao looked back, and a tall and ugly man, wearing a green shirt and a pair of white practice pants, was rushing towards him. The white pants Huang Chao was very familiar, thinking that his practice clothes were also of this style.
Huang Chao is also very familiar with the appearance of this person, this is a superposition of the two aspects of familiarity, Huang Chao knows the black bear in his movie, which is the image of watching TV in the real world, and on the other hand, the memory of this body, all kinds of memories of the black bear of the judo club.
The original body is just a student who pays money to practice martial arts, and he doesn't have much intersection with them, although he has also been severely beaten when he is practicing, but from Huang Chao's own point of view, he should indeed be beaten like this when he practices. No, I don't have the ability to resist blows at all, my mentality and body are very poor, I panic when I am attacked, and I practice in vain.
The black bear rushed over angrily, today he was really unhappy, he was supposed to celebrate his birthday, and he was going to invite Ali to his birthday party, but the invitation was rejected by Ali in public.
He also has to maintain the image of a master general, and he can't attack on the spot. At the end of the lesson, he invited Ali to his house tomorrow, only to say that her aunt had come.
The Lord will be quite resentful of Ali's great aunt, when will you come to see your niece, you have to come tomorrow? He didn't have anything to say, so he forcibly made up what the two had in common: "What a coincidence, my aunt will come tomorrow to ...... too"
The girl's mocking laughter let the master know that he seemed to have said the wrong thing again, which was really embarrassing.
And his two younger brothers, at this time, should have cheered him up behind his back, but they didn't know where they died. At the beginning of them, they went to deal with a student who skipped a class in the judo department, and that guy actually went to the gym to practice the ancient Chinese boxing method, wouldn't this be a blatant slap in the face of his black bear?
"Could it be that those two bastards got the money and went out directly?" The black bear thought angrily, "Let me know not to break your dog's legs." ”
As a result, his two doglegs ran back with their faces covered in blood: "Big brother, avenge us!" ”
"Uh, how did you get beaten like this?" The black bear was deeply anxious when he saw them fished out of the ketchup jar.
And Ali and the others hurriedly flashed from the judo club.
His younger brother quickly explained the truth of the matter, which is also very simple, they were blackmailed instead of being done by (harmony), and now they can only find the boss.
The black bear didn't care about Ali, all the anger was focused on Huang Chao, and he came directly to the gate to block people, but he didn't expect Huang Chao, the bastard, to be really bold, not only did he not run away when he hit someone, but now he is still talking to people at the door.
Huang Chao went to change his clothes, and then left the sports center, for a short while, the little brother who was crazy about vomiting blood just now could already follow the black bear to block him, which is too funny.
He Jinyin screamed "ah" and hid to the side, and then he thought that Huang Chao was very "polite" when he greeted him, so he kindly whispered: "Run, that's the black bear of the judo department!" He's fierce! ”
The physique here is generally strong, but the two who are out of common sense are the senior brother and He Jinyin, the black bear is very strong, but his fighting level is still the level of a coach in a sports center.
Fighting is not durable, of course, He Jinyin is no longer human, and it needs to be discussed separately. If he was like He Jinyin's detachment from common sense, coupled with the "golden snake clinging hand" to fully exert the advantages of kraft candy, he would beat the senior brother to the point that he had no temper.
The black bear that rushed towards Huang Chao in front of him was full of flaws in his eyes.
"Give me death!" The black bear roared angrily, and its huge body rushed in front of Huang Chao, stretching out its arms and grabbing him.
I don't know when, a large number of onlookers gathered around, including the team members who "greeted" He Jinyin just now, and they all returned to the scene without landing. With drinks, popcorn, potato chips and other food in their hands, they watched the battle between the two with great interest.
"What happened?" "Black Bear Fights the Ultimate Murderer!" "What ultimate homicidal maniac?" "I was ...... in the gymnasium just now"
All kinds of gossip spread rapidly, and Huang Chao's abuse and beating of the black bear brother in the sports hall was also exposed.
Huang Chao's perception can hear the surrounding discussions, these people are also strong enough, and they actually entered the spectator mode in an instant, and most of them are accompanied by snacks and snacks. This kind of scene can be seen in the world of comedy derivative films.
"I want to be a spectator, I don't want to play a bear here!" Huang Chao roared in his heart.
The hideous look on the black bear's face became bigger and bigger in Huang Chao's eyes, and even the saliva he spewed out when he roared was clearly visible, and the perception of fifty points allowed him to grasp all the details clearly. The strength, speed, and skill of the black bear are too poor for Huang Chao, and he can only be used as a large sandbag.
The two of them were in the wrong shape, the black bear was held by Huang Chao's arm, Huang Chao dodged around his back, and pushed him to the ground with the black bear's own momentum.
At the moment of the fight, Huang Chao exerted all his strength, and all the power of the Ming Fist hit the black bear, not knocking him away, but clubbing to the ground.
Then Huang Chao waved his hand and pulled down, grabbing the black bear's ankle before he fell to the ground.
"Oh my God!" "Will it be ......?"
The onlookers exclaimed, but Huang Chao felt that his voice was full of anticipation.
He also lived up to expectations, grabbed the black bear's ankle and threw it in the opposite direction, and the black bear's huge body crossed an arc on Huang Chao's head and smashed it on the ground.
A layer of dust was shaken, turning into a wave and scattering, the black bear roared on the ground, and he was just about to fight back, when Huang Chao shook the direction when he came and went!
Smashing people on the ground as sandbags requires extremely strong strength and power skills, both of which Huang Chao does not lack. This wrestling method seems funny, but if you think about it, if an ordinary person is hit by this kind of blow, that kind of throwing force plus a collision with the ground, it may not take a few strokes to lose your breath!
However, the black bear was only controlled by Huang Chao and smashed several times, and his face was covered with blood stains like ketchup, and he was still full of vitality!
In the movie, he is punched into a wall by his brother, knocking one wall down, and then he is still conscious. The elder brother punched him in the head again, and the black bear's head smashed into the wall and drooped to the side of the corridor before he fainted......
(End of chapter)