Chapter 57: The stand-in scholar wants to blacken 1.56
Chen Zheng and his wife are convinced of the "disaster star".
They would never have thought that the "fairy" in their eyes and their baby pimple son had set up such a bureau more than ten years ago, bent on killing their other son and playing with them in applause.
Lu Banxian is for money, and Chen Jingze is for exclusive favor and family property.
Over the years, every time something bad happened in the Chen family, it was all because of the little disaster, which made Chen Zheng and his wife eager to get rid of their youngest son, and they could be as bad as they could for him.
At this time, Chen Jingze would persuade his parents to invite half an immortal to eliminate the disaster, and the old and the young persevered, and they cooperated for more than ten years.
Chen Jingze didn't want to go to school, and he wanted to have a good future, so he came up with a way to let his younger brother, who looked exactly like him, replace him.
He enlisted the help of the half-immortals, and succeeded in leaving his younger brother, whom his parents hated deeply, at home and locking him in the basement - to be his special stand-in!
"These are all things that Chen Jingze asked me to do, I am in charge of taking the money, and deceiving Chen Zheng and Liu Yulan according to the effect he wants, it's really none of my business! You just let me go, I'm just a mixed meal, old and young! ”
After explaining everything, the Taoist priest known as "Lu Banxian" directly knelt in front of Ye Fanhua and Chen Fuxing and begged for mercy, and the old men in their fifties cried with tears.
Not to mention how embarrassing it is!
There are old and young, Ye Fanhua found that no matter what age, some people use this sentence as a shield!
"Do you really want us to spare you?" It was rare for her to squat down and look at the Taoist priest.
"Yes, as long as you spare me and my family, you can do whatever you want me to do!"
Ye Fanhua noticed that the Taoist priest's hair bun was crooked, his face turned pale, and as soon as he raised his hand, he directly lifted the half-white bun on his head to the ground.
Without a bun, Lu Banxian looked a lot younger with short black hair.
"What's going on?" Ye Fanhua pointed to the bun that had fallen off on the ground.
The Taoist priest sneered, "This, isn't this a business need?" It looks like a fairy wind and bones, and it is professional! ”
Then he quickly tugged around his beard and face, and suddenly his beard fell off, and the deep wrinkles were gone.
Just looked like a Taoist priest in his fifties, and suddenly he was more than ten years younger, and he was a middle-aged greasy man in his forties.
"Last question, how did you get them to believe what Calamity said?"
The Taoist priest also replied one by one, "First of all, whether the business is good or not is a phase, whoever does business without a little twists and turns, can let them contact the disaster star at home with a flicker." ”
As for the strange things that happened at home, it was Chen Jingze's credit. You think, he was born and could talk and talk about conditions, do something that children can't do, and then dump the blame on his twin brothers. pretended to be a child in front of Chen Zheng and his wife, and after such a pair of professional foolish mouths as me, didn't I coax the Chen family's parents to turn around! ”
"You're pretty proud!" Ye Fanhua sneered, and her phoenix eyes were like sharp blades to the eyes of the Taoist priest.
"This, this...... Am I not proficient in business? ”
The Taoist priest's face stiffened, pretending to be a ghost, relying on one mouth, otherwise how could he support his family!
"Clever mouth, today, it's up to you to be clever mouth," Ye Fanhua stretched out his hand and patted the fat of his cheeks.
"I'll spare you for now, but—"