Text Chapter 303 Three pillars of incense
If he really went to the hospital because of leg numbness, Mo Yichen couldn't imagine what the doctors in the hospital would think of him.
After Mo Yichen rubbed Gu Yan for a while, he finally suppressed the embarrassment in his heart, and then stood up casually and asked, "How do you feel now?" Is it still numb? ”
Gu Yan was stunned for a while when he saw that this man could be so calm, and subconsciously shook his head and said, "No, it's not numb." ”
When Mo Yichen heard that Gu Yan was fine, he walked forward and said casually, "Then let's go." ”
Gu Yan admired Mo Yichen's thick-skinned face, such an embarrassing situation, it was really awesome to treat it as if nothing had happened!
However, Gu Yan didn't want to let Mo Yichen go like this, and finally found an opportunity to trick Mo Yichen, a man who made a smart decision, how could Gu Yan let go of this opportunity!
Gu Yan said to Mo Yichen's back: "Ah Chen, you haven't said what the consequences of leg numbness are?" ”
Mo Yichen's footsteps listened, and in the direction that Gu Yan couldn't see, the iceberg on Mo Yichen's face finally couldn't be maintained and cracked, but soon, Mo Yichen returned to his original expression and said:
"Usually numbness of the lower limbs is one of the diseases that we often encounter in daily life. Most people think it's caused by the wind, overwork, or sitting for a long time. For most people, the symptoms of numbness in the lower extremities go away slowly. However, some friends' numbness in the lower limbs will not only not disappear if they do not take corresponding measures, but will become more and more serious. ”
"This is a scientifically proven result, you can look it up on the Internet to see how to prevent the phenomenon of retreat!"
Gu Yan was dumbfounded when he heard this, he didn't expect this man to be like this!
What else is there in this man that he doesn't know, he can casually recite such a passage from the original words in the medical book, if it weren't for his own personal experience, Gu Yan would definitely think that this is a situation that can only appear in the inside!
What is this man's brain made of, his memory is so good, and there are so many things in his brain, if Gu Yan remembers it well, Mo Yichen studied business administration in college, and now he can actually memorize things from medical textbooks, how extensive his knowledge is!
Gu Yan's mind was clouded by Mo Yichen's shock, and he didn't come back to his senses until he got into the car, so naturally he didn't notice the Mo Xiangyan in the back seat.
Mo Yichen looked at Gu Yan with a smile, sample, you still want to see my jokes, my original scholar was not in vain!
It wasn't until Mo Yichen drove to Li Yunhong's house that Gu Yan slowly came back to his senses, Gu Yan stretched out his finger, pointed at Mo Yichen, and said, "You, you, are you a human or a ghost?" ”
Mo Yichen glanced at Gu Yan helplessly, in fact, Mo Yichen felt that Gu Yan's brain circuit was wonderful, Mo Yichen said with a smile: "Do you guess I am a human or a ghost?" ”
Gu Yan shouted in surprise: "Didn't you study business administration in college?" Why can you memorize texts from medical books? ”
Mo Yichen said indifferently: "I studied business administration in college, minored in engineering management, and in addition, I studied medicine, law and more than a dozen other courses by myself!" ”
Gu Yan looked at Mo Yichen and couldn't say a word, and only said after a while: "Ah Chen, let's discuss something, right?" ”
Mo Yichen had an ominous premonition, didn't think about it, and then said, "No! ”
Gu Yan didn't care about Mo Yichen's objection at all, and said: "The opposition is invalid, Ah Chen, you let me give you three pillars of incense, and worship your god-like brain!" ”
The corners of Mo Yichen's mouth twitched, and he knew that Gu Yan would not come up with any good ideas!
At this time, Gu Yan heard a glutinous voice: "Aunt Gu, why do you want to incense my father?" ”
Gu Yan turned his head violently and shouted, "Wow, resounding baby, why are you here?" ”
Mo Xiangyan pouted and said in frustration: "Aunt Gu, I was still on the phone with you just now, have you forgotten now?" I'm so sad, it seems that Aunt Gu doesn't care about words at all! ”
Gu Yan hurriedly explained to Mo Xiangyan: "How can it be, my favorite is Xiangyan, it's all your father's fault, Aunt Gu is delirious!" ”
The corners of Mo Yichen's mouth twitched, I can be blamed for this, innocent lying gun!
Mo Xiangyan was just joking with Gu Yan, it was too late for him to see Gu Yan happy, how could he be willing to blame Gu Yan, Mo Xiangyan said: "Aunt Gu, you haven't told me yet, why do you want to incense my father?" ”
Gu Yan glanced at Mo Yichen and said to Mo Xiangyan: "Xiangyan baby, what I mean by incense to your father, is to worship your father, and I hope that your father can give us extraordinary abilities!" ”
Mo Xiangyan asked suspiciously, "Huh? What kind of abilities can my father give us? Is it Spider-Man's abilities? ”
Gu Yan said: "No, Xiangyan, your father is a pervert, not only did he learn his own courses very well in college, but also studied a lot of courses, in the eyes of many people, this is the same as superpowers, it is a particularly powerful ability!" ”
Mo Xiangyan nodded and said, "Oh, I understand, that is, does Aunt Gu worship my father because she hopes that my father will give Aunt Gu the superpower to learn well?" ”
Gu Yan rubbed Mo Xiangyan's head and said, "That's right, Xiangyan is really smart, that's what it means!" ”
Mo Xiangyan thought for a while, and said to Mo Yichen: "Dad, can you give me superpowers?" Do I need to worship you? Do you want to give you incense, and I want to learn well. ”
Mo Yichen's face was full of black lines, he glared at Gu Yan, and said, "Look at what kind of ideas you have instilled in Xiangyan, you want to get something for nothing at such a young age!" ”
Gu Yan thought of the picture of Mo Yichen sitting in front of him, and many people giving him incense, hoping to be blessed by Mo Yichen, so that he could succeed in his studies, and felt funny, and hugged his stomach and laughed!
However, jokes are jokes, it is still necessary to instill correct values in Xiangyan, Gu Yan said to Mo Xiangyan: "Xiangyan, you are your father's son, you have inherited your father's superpowers, as long as you study hard, you will definitely get good grades!" Got it? ”
Mo Xiangyan didn't know that Gu Yan was joking with Mo Yichen, to be honest, with his IQ, his current grades were already the first in the class, but he couldn't help but show his innocence in front of Gu Yan!