053 Into the urn
But as long as there is a Beijing Kanye at the dinner table, it is impossible for this meal to be cold. Ding Dakan's eloquent narration made the meals a lot more colorful, and everyone ate to the fullest.
After eating, Xu Hui and Tan Miao packed up the dishes and chopsticks and left, and Xu Hui had to go to work in the afternoon. Yang Rui embarrassedly took the 2,000 yuan house fee given by Yu Shan, and led his comrade-in-arms Ding Dakan to look for a suitable house.
Yang Rui rode on the motorcycle, controlled the speed very slowly, looked around with his head up, looking for advertisements for private houses for rent. Ding Dakan sat in the back seat, his jacket was open, he still had a toothpick in his mouth, and a few bottles of beer made him blush.
Yang Rui suddenly turned around and said, "Huh? Brother Yu, you can see it, how are people? ”
"Yes." Ding Dakan replied stingily.
"What does 'En' mean?"
"It means that you are right, Brother Yu is a good person, and he really doesn't have any bad intentions for the little girl surnamed Xu."
Yang Rui was happy, raised his voice and said, "You see, I'll say that I can't be wrong when I look at people." At the beginning, I had a few dozen yuan left in my Binjiang pocket, and if it weren't for Brother Yu, I might have to wander the streets now. ”
"What are you happy about?" Ding Dakan frowned and said, "Brother Yu may not be interesting to that little girl, or it may be too deep hidden, but I can see that that little girl is a little interesting to Brother Yu." ”
"Huh?"
"You think about it, after that little girl picks out the fish bones, except for Tan Miao, the rest of the fish meat is put into Brother Yu's bowl. As the saying goes, men chase women's compartment mountains, and women chase men's compartment yarns. In my opinion, it won't be long before these two people get together. Hey, what are you doing? ”
Yang Rui braked so hard that Ding Dakan almost flew out. He frowned and turned back unhappily and said, "Can you stop talking nonsense about nothing?" ”
"How...... Okay, okay, I won't talk about it, let's hurry up and find a house. I didn't expect the sun to shine so much in this place in Qibei. Seeing that Yang Rui was really unhappy, Ding Dakan had no choice but to keep his mouth shut. He pondered in his heart, and he didn't know what kind of ecstasy soup the surname Yu had poured into his ferretics, and the posture in front of him was almost a loyal dog.
The two of them wandered around all afternoon, seeing that the sun was about to go down, and they couldn't find a suitable house. If Yang Rui went to find it by himself, it was estimated that it would take less than half an hour to get it. If there is one more Ding Dakan, it will be a bad dish, there are too many problems with this girl. Don't have a bad pattern, don't have a bad house in Sanyang, don't have cable TV, don't have a top floor, don't take a bath...... Finally found one that agreed with all the requests, this guy went down for a while, and when he came back, his face changed.
When he came out, this guy said nervously: "This house can't be rented, I inquired with a few aunts downstairs, this house died a few years ago." ”
Hey! Yang Rui's fire scurried upward, gritting his teeth and looking at Ding Dakan, eager to dismantle it.
"Huh? Don't be in a hurry with me, I inquired, there is a suitable house on the opposite floor. Two bedrooms of fifty-two square meters, with a TV and a water heater, one hundred and two a month. The only bad thing is that the uncle admits death, and the rent has to be paid every six months. ”
It took Yang Rui half a day to calm down, and he collapsed word by word and said, "Rent!" If you keep tossing it again, I'll have to sleep on the street tonight! ”
The two of them rented a house in a hurry and moved in that night. When he moved in, Yang Rui found that Ding Dakan did not have a quilt. He was worried here for a while, but Ding Dakan didn't care. I saw Ding Dakan find a towel quilt from Yang Rui's luggage, and then find a big pants and a hurdle vest, and leaned back on the sofa after changing, holding the remote control in one hand and changing the table leisurely, and grabbing a few melon seeds from time to time in the other hand that I don't know when I bought them.
Look at his virtue, if there is another pot of tea and a bird cage, Ding Dakan will be almost like a Beijing uncle walking in the morning.
Yang Rui was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh, and he simply lost his temper. He took a shower straight away, and before going to bed, he instructed: "Your clothes are almost rancid, hurry up and wash them, otherwise how will you go out tomorrow?" ”
Ding Dakan raised his head and said, "I don't have anything to do tomorrow." ”
"Hey, you forgot about Li Hao?"
Ding Dakan looked at him and smiled faintly: "Yang Rui, you have to figure out one thing...... Li Hao's matter is not my business. So, if you want my buddy and I can go out tomorrow, you have to behave well. ”
"What do you mean...... I'll do your laundry? Yang Rui's nose was crooked: "You are dreaming!" With a bang, the door slammed, and Yang Rui entered the bedroom.
Within twenty minutes, Yang Rui opened the door angrily, pointed at Ding Dakan's nose and scolded: "In your Beijing dialect, you are a grandson!" After saying that, he sulked and went into the bathroom, and began to wash his clothes.
He was washing here, and Ding Dakan who was lying on the sofa was still angry: "Wash it clean, buddy, I'm a decent person, and I will never go out if my clothes are not clean." After pulling his neck and shouting, this guy began to hum Peking Opera again: "I was originally ~ a loose person in Wollongong~"
Early the next morning, Ding Dakan wore a clean suit and went out refreshed. The two of them rode a motorcycle to Wing Hing Street first, and wholesaled a batch of IC cards and 200 phone cards from a communication store.
The wholesale price of IC card denomination 50 is 46, and the wholesale price of 30 denominations of IC card is 26.5, more than 100 calling cards, and Yang Rui spent more than 3,000 in the blink of an eye. He said to him in distress: "More than three thousand...... I was paid for a year last year. ”
"Virtue!" Ding Dakan said indifferently: "Anyway, it's not your money that is spent, who are you distressed about?" ”
"No, Dakan, don't talk about the money first, is this reliable? Don't Li Hao, that kid took the phone card and disappeared. ”
"Tsk, your cautious nature can't make a big deal. As far as Li Hao's virtue is concerned, do you dare to repay the debts by borrowing them? ”
Ding Dakan has seen the world, and he is familiar with this kind of thing. 46 into the IC card directly 42 batches to Li Hao, 26.5 of the 200 phone card 22 to Li Hao, such a cheap price, can make Li Hao's back molars happy.
On the same day, Li Hao ran around the dormitory and took off more than 30 calling cards, which was calculated to be 200 yuan. Li Hao estimated that there are still more than 20 days before graduation, and if he can earn so much every day, then he will receive at least 4,000 by the time he graduates. 4,000 yuan, the tuition fee plus living expenses for the extension of the study have come out!
The next day, Li Hao was even more energetic, got up before dawn, walked around the boys' dormitory one by one, and waited until the evening to stay at the door of the girls' dormitory, and asked when he met someone: "Do you want a phone card, classmate, it's cheap." ”
By noon on the fourth day, except for a few ICs with a denomination of 50 yuan, the rest of the calling cards were sold out. After removing the credit, Li Hao made a net profit of more than 710. This made Li Haomei so beautiful that all the snot bubbles came out, and before the last few IC cards were sold, this kid made a call to Yang Rui's mobile phone in a hurry.
"Hello? Brother Yang, is Brother Ding here? …… Brother Ding, I'm Li Hao, where are you, I'll send you the arrears, and buy some more goods by the way. ”
On the other end of the phone, Ding Dakan pinched it: "Oh, Li Hao." I'm in XX, you can come over directly. But...... You have to be prepared for the fact that the business of calling cards may change. ”
"Huh? What's going on? Li Hao chuckled in his heart.
"It's inconvenient on the phone, let's talk about it when you come."
Li Hao's heart was full of thoughts, and he took the car to the agreed place in a panic.
Seeing Ding Dakan, Li Hao couldn't wait to ask: "Brother Yang, what's going on?" ”
Ding Dakan said with a sad face: "You asked, it's not your problem." Speaking of which, you're being hit by the pond fish. ”
"Huh?"
"Let me ask you, is there a man named Wang Tao in your bedroom?"
"Yes, but I have a general relationship with Wang Tao."
"Hey, did you see your Brother Yang?" Ding Dakan gestured at Yang Rui, who was not far behind him, with a tiger's face, and said, "It's a coincidence, your brother Yang's cousin is Wang Tao's boy's girlfriend in the past." ”
"Huh?"
"This business is your Brother Yang's doorway, a few days ago, your Brother Yang sent you a calling card with me, and when he came back to inquire which bedroom you live in, it blew up at that time. Let me tell you quietly, don't mess around with Wang Tao's kid recently, your brother Yang has many friends, and many of them are ruthless. ”
Li Hao was about to cry: "No...... Brother Ding, I have nothing to do with Wang Tao! ”
"How else would it be a disaster to the fish in the pond?" After a pause, Ding Dakan said again: "Yes, I told you what I should say and what I shouldn't say." You give me the money you owe, and we are in love, so we don't have to do it. ”
Li Hao was in a hurry, he earned seven hundred in three and a half days, where to find such a good business? He took Ding Dakan's hand and said, "Brother Ding, is this matter slowing down?" Why don't I talk to Brother Yang myself? ”
Ding Dakan waved his hand: "Your brother Yang is angry, I can't listen to my words, can you say it yourself?" ”
Li Hao said frustratedly: "That...... That...... Brother Ding, what do you say? ”
Ding Dakan pondered for a long time, and said in a tricky way: "If you want to talk about it...... It's not like there's no way out. ”
Li Hao's eyes lit up.
Ding Dakan beckoned, asked him to come over with his ear, and whispered: "Your brother Yang has spoken this morning, if anyone can get the evidence that Wang Tao slandered his cousin, your brother Yang will directly give him 2,000 yuan." ”
Li Hao's heart was moved, not only did he not have a relationship with Wang Tao's scum, but he also had contradictions. The only problem that bothers him now is that he doesn't know what to do.
"Brother Ding, I want to help Brother Yang, but I don't know what to do."
"Tsk, isn't that easy?" Ding Dakan looked at him angrily and said, "It's all in the same dormitory, and I'm about to graduate, so I have to eat a casual meal, right?" When the time comes, pour a few more mouthfuls of cat urine into that grandson, stir up the magic tricks, find a camera and record it, and you'll be able to do it! ”
Li Hao scratched his head, feeling that this thing was feasible. Two thousand yuan, plus the seven hundred he earned before, is enough for his tuition for the next semester. After thinking about it, Li Hao said: "I can't get the camera, Brother Ding, can you take the Walkman recording?" ”
"What Walkman to use? I have a video camera, or a digital video camera, more than 20,000 yuan each. ”
Li Hao thought about it again, and vaguely felt that he seemed to have fallen into a pit. After thinking about it, if you want to pit Wang Tao, there is no psychological burden at all. Gritting his teeth, Li Hao nodded heavily: "That's okay, I did this!" ”
"Yes, yes, I'm optimistic about you!" Ding Dakan patted Li Hao's shoulder with a smile, and his face was like a fox stealing a chicken.