Officer Pony has been working for two years, and he always deals with the funeral home a few times a year, and he can't talk about the relationship with the people here, and his face is familiar. After parking the motorcycle, Officer Pony led Yu Shan into the funeral home, and found an acquaintance to tell him about the matter, and the man immediately patted his chest and said that it was no problem.

What they fear most is that they will not be claimed. The deceased was brought in and cremated after 24 hours of parking. No one claims them, and they have to be responsible for preserving. It's good to say that the time is short, but there is really no place to put it after a long time. What's worse is that the ashes have just been disposed of on the front foot, and someone has come to claim the back foot, and the trouble is not good in the end.

It's not a problem that the formalities are not complete, and there is a pony officer to prove it. Besides, how can it be that you can pay for the cremation of the deceased and have nothing to do with the deceased?

Officer Pony thought that the funeral home was gloomy, so he negotiated the matter and said hello to Yu Shan, and went back to the sidecar to bask in the sun. The person in charge led Yu Shan to pay the money, and helped Yu Shan pick a decent urn. After working for an hour, Yu Shan came out with the urn.

He sat on the sidecar and felt heavy, who would have thought that the living old Joe would become ashes in a box like this? Officer Pony looked at him in a bad mood, didn't say anything, and started the motorcycle and walked back.

Galloping all the way into the city, Yu Shan saw a lot of taxis coming and going, so he said, "Put me down on the side of the road." I'm going to take a taxi and go straight to the cemetery. ”

Officer Pony secretly gave a thumbs up in his heart, and his evaluation of Yu Shan rose slowly. As soon as his brain was hot, he didn't think about whether he would be trained, so he just said: "What kind of taxi is it, I'll send you there directly." ”

"That's not good......

"Nothing bad. Besides, it's really not okay if I don't go, you don't have any formalities, even if you buy a cemetery, you can't be buried. ”

Yu Shan pondered it for a while, so he said embarrassedly: "Then I'll trouble you, Officer Ma." ”

Officer Pony waved his hand absently, and the motorcycle that had just entered the city turned around, and after a while, it was on the county road again. The cemetery is a bit far away, and the road is potholed, so it took 40 minutes to get to the place on a three-wheeled motorcycle.

Officer Pony is a native of Qibei, don't look at his age now, but he is familiar everywhere he goes. This time I found a relative who was a little far away, Officer Pony called the person the second brother, and told him about the situation, but the second brother didn't say any nonsense, and led Yu Shan to start choosing a cemetery.

This second brother also knows a little bit of feng shui, and he talks the truth as he walks. Yu Shan heard the clouds and mountains and fog cover, and he didn't know which one to choose. After thinking about it, he simply stuffed the second brother with 200 yuan. The second brother's mouth full of Zhou Yi suddenly stopped, pointed to a piece of tomb and said, "It's good here, the best piece of feng shui in the mid-range." ”

Yu Shan happily went through the formalities and paid for it, and took an extra sum of money to entrust the second brother to help buy the tombstone. When everything was in order, it was past noon. The second brother politely invited Officer Pony to have a light meal with Yu Shan, and the two thanked them and declined, got on the sidecar and rushed back.

On the way, Officer Pony said, "Your friend can have a friend like Brother Yu, and he hasn't lived in vain in this life." ”

Yu Shan smiled bitterly and nodded: "That's all I can do for Lao Qiao." ”

Officer Pony frowned and asked, "Old Joe?" Brother Yu, isn't your friend's surname Dang? ”

Yu Shan blinked and said, "His name is Dang Siqiao, and we usually call him Lao Qiao." ”

"What did I say...... But your friend's name is a bit weird. ”

Yu Shan secretly wiped his cold sweat. Fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise he would not have been able to make it round.

After entering the city, Officer Pony asked Yu Shan where he was going, saying that he would return to the traffic police force after sending Yu Shan to the place. Where is this? Yu Shan pulled Officer Pony and forced Officer Pony to eat together.

Officer Pony saw what Yu Shan had done, and admired Yu Shan's righteousness towards his friend. So when Yu Shan picked a restaurant, he couldn't live or die to live in a high-grade restaurant, so he had to find a small restaurant. And when ordering, I also ordered three vegetarian dishes very intimately.

Yu Shan couldn't cry or laugh, thinking that he couldn't let the pony officer work in vain, so he excused himself to go to the toilet and went out to buy two cigarettes and came back. One cloud of smoke and one Ashima, adding up to less than one hundred and fifteen, Yu Shan pondered no more, no less, neither to chill Officer Pony, nor to make Officer Pony refuse.

When he returned to the restaurant, the food had already been served, and Officer Pony was anxious when he saw the two cigarettes in Yu Shan's hand. Pushing the three and resisting the life and death of the four, Yu Shan also cooperated with the red face, with a posture that if you don't accept it, you will break up.

Later, Yu Shan began to make a big move: "Since you call me brother, what's wrong with the brother buying two cigarettes for the brother as a gift?" ”

This choked Officer Pony to fight back, and after holding it for a long time, Officer Pony gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll take the cigarette." But this meal has to be treated as a brother's please. ”

Yu Shan happily agreed, so everyone was overjoyed. Officer Pony looked at the dishes on the table that could starve a monk to death, frowned, and slapped the table: "Boss, add two meat dishes!" ”

Yu Shan has experienced a similar scene countless times, and he always felt that the two people who pushed each other were fake. One doesn't want to send it but wants to send it, and the other wants to receive it but wants to get it. So far, Yu Shan doesn't see it that way, although he hasn't achieved human affection, but at least he can be regarded as a rough and sophisticated human being.

Chinese pay attention to relationships, and Americans pay attention to human feelings. Friendship is a thing unless it is a small and young partner, and it always pays attention to a balance in society. If someone helps you do something, you owe someone a family favor, and sooner or later this favor will have to be repaid one day. The favors that can be repaid with money are easy in Yu Shan's opinion, and the real thing is that money can't solve it.

The two ate and drank, and ate for two hours at the same time. The happy pony officer forgot about his work altogether, and by the time they finished eating, it was three o'clock in the afternoon.

Looking at the slightly drunk pony police officer Yu Shan, he was still a little worried about drunk driving at first, but then he pondered that although drunk driving was also investigated and punished this year, it was really strictly investigated in 2011, thirteen years later. Moreover, the road conditions in these years are very smooth, and the chance of hitting a tree is much higher than that of a car crash.

Officer Pony had a good amount of alcohol, and the side three wheels were very stable. first sent Yu Shan to the Cathay Pacific Building, and then Officer Pony rode back to the traffic police on a motorcycle.

Yu Shan calculated the time, estimated that he would check out now, and when he wore it back, the time would be almost four o'clock. So I took the elevator upstairs and went back to the room to pack my things.

As soon as he stepped out of the elevator, he caught a glimpse of a figure standing up.

"Big brother, you're back."

Yu Shan fixed his eyes and saw that this was not Xu Hui. I just wanted to ask, 'Why are you here?', but I immediately reacted that Xu Hui was sending him a research report.

"Xu Hui, you're in a hurry."

Xu Hui shook her head with a shy smile and said, "I didn't wait long, but the waiter kept saying that 711 was a vacant room." ”

Poor but trustworthy, timid but persistent. Yu Shan saw valuable qualities in this girl.

Yu Shan felt a little apologetic in his heart, but his face did not change and said: "Hi, the 711 sink is blocked, I changed it to 728 the day before yesterday." ”

Xu Hui smiled and didn't mean to blame at all.

At this time, a female student with short hair came over, and Xu Hui introduced: "This is my classmate Tan Miao, and this research was done by the two of us together." As he spoke, Xu Hui opened his backpack and took out a thick pile of bound printer paper from it. It records the results of her research these days in Juanxiu's font line by line.

Yu Shan pretended to look at it and said appreciatively: "Yes, very carefully." I'll look back and take a closer look, and I'll look for you again if there's anything missing. ”

"Okay, then I'll leave you the phone number in our dormitory." Xu Hui took out a pen, flipped out a notepad and wrote down the phone number, ripped it off and handed it to Yu Shan.

Yu Shan felt that he was a little upset to play such a trick on other people's little girls, and pointed to the door of 728 and said, "You two must have been waiting for a long time, why don't you go in and have some tea?" ”

"No," Xu Hui refused: "I still have something to do with my classmates at night." Then big brother, you are busy first, and you have a problem to call. If I'm not there, just ask my roommate to tell me. ”

"Okay, I'll send you."

"No, no, no."

Xu Hui was a little shy and polite, and pulled his classmates and hurried away. Yu Shan stood at the door of the room, and his heart was not good again. Xu Hui is such a girl, look at what this report is written, it is called a serious and responsible ...... Wait, Nokia 5110, what kind of phone is this?

Yu Shan pressed and wondered, packed his things, and went downstairs to check out. There was a mobile phone seller just down the street from the hotel, and he went in and walked around, and finally knew what a Nokia 5110 was. Unsightly antenna posts, tiny black and white screens, the thickness looks like bricks. The price of 3,000 makes Yu Shan, who is used to seeing apples one inch long and three stars wide, and his teeth are straight.

The telecom industry in these years is simply profitable!

Yu Shan came over this time, and it cost more than 5,000 to arrange Lao Qiao's funeral, plus food, clothing, housing and transportation, the cost was almost 8,000. His money was used in a stock account, which was not a small treasury. He didn't have any defense against his daughter-in-law, and he had nothing to say. When can I not keep it, my daughter-in-law will log in on on a whim to take a look, in case he finds out about the change in funds, Yu Shan really can't say that he can't say that he spent the money until ninety-eight years, right?

Naturally, Yu Shan began to wonder if he should collect a few antique mobile phones to refurbish them and make up for the deficit in the past nine or eight years? Maybe you can make a small profit.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this idea was good, and Yu Shan began to study the feasibility in detail. Copycats are all over the Internet, but they must not be considered. Usually, a copycat machine has been black technology for nine or eight years. Before he was unsure of the relationship between his influence on the ninety-eight years and the feedback he would cause, Yu Shan could not act rashly.

If you want to turn it upside down, you have to put your mind on the antique mobile phones that were sold in '98. The cost of recycling and refurbishment is definitely more expensive than buying a copycat machine. But it's better to be safe.

Thinking that he had found a good way to make up for the shortfall, Yu Shan stopped wandering around and took a taxi back to the back street. I opened the door, strode over, felt the pull of the slime, and returned to the video store the next moment.