Chapter 4 I still have a penny in my pocket
Following.
As soon as the sky was bright, Su Yin called a few masters over.
"Listen to me......"
After listening to Su Yin talk about her plan, Zhou Long, the fifth master, clapped his hands and praised.
"What the eldest lady said is right, it's too troublesome to get married, it's better to grab an aunt back."
Meng Minghan, the fourth master, also echoed: "Yes, it's too troublesome to marry." What's more, there is no money left in the village to prepare a dowry for the eldest lady. If you don't have a dowry, who wants to marry? ”
"Even if there is a dowry, as soon as people hear that our eldest lady is a thief, they will run away a long time ago." Zhou Long added.
"That's not right." Feng Huo, the second master, said: "As long as we put the knife on people's necks and have a good 'exchange', how can people not want to marry?" ”
“……”
Su Yin (inner OS): We are civilized people, let's put the knife down and talk about it, okay?
I don't know where to take out a whetstone, the third master Dong En sharpened his knife in front of everyone, "It's impossible to marry someone, it's impossible to marry someone in this life, so I can only grab an uncle back and let him get rich." Everyone in the village is talented, and they speak well, and my uncle will definitely like to come to Suzhai. ”
"In this way, when the third child finishes sharpening the knife, let him accompany the eldest lady down the mountain." Feng Huo spoke again, "The eldest lady will snatch it back, and it's okay to grab a few more aunts to come back, we will bear it if something happens." Let's come to Suzhai to be poor, but everyone's force value is good. ”
"Okay."
After waiting for a stick of incense, Dong En finally finished sharpening the knife.
went home and brought out a big brown dog that stood taller than Xiao Yanren, and he beckoned: "Let's go, eldest lady, let's go down the mountain and grab the man." ”
“……”
Pointing to the big brown dog that kept sticking out its tongue and wagging its tail at her, Su Yin said, "Do you still want to take it with you?" ”
"Well, with Ah Mao here, I'm not afraid that the 'wild man' wants to run away."
“……”
exchanged feelings with Ah Mao, the big brown dog, and Su Yin followed Dong En down the mountain.
Found a wide avenue, and the two of them set up an ambush on the side.
After waiting in place for a long time, a scholar finally came.
After seeing the scholar, Dong En's eyes lit up and asked, "Miss, what do you think of that guy?" ”
"Don't." Su Yin vetoed: "At first glance, you can tell that he is a pedantic person, and there is no way to communicate with such a person." ”
"What about this?" Dong En pointed to a certain boy who came from not far away.
"Don't rob the rich, it will bring disaster to the village."
After staring at the pedestrians coming and going for a long time, Dong En said, "Miss, look at that one, how is that one?" ”
"The face is very empty, and at first glance, I know that I have been hollowed out by beauty and wine. How could such a person be robbed back to be an uncle? Do you expect him to cuckold me every day? ”
"Cuckold? What is that? Dong En was puzzled.
"You can understand that the red apricot is out of the wall."
"If my uncle climbs the wall...... Miss, wouldn't it be nice for you to climb along? No matter how bad it is, I can still help the eldest lady find a small pair of scissors, and my uncle can hold hands with you and be a sister. ”
“……”
I thought that these three masters would be normal people, but I didn't expect the brain circuit to be a little strange!
"Forget it, let's observe it for a while."
has been observed at noon, Su Yin still did not fall in love with her "Boss of the Village".
Touching her hungry little belly, she asked, "Third uncle, do you have anything to eat?" ”
"I still have a penny in my pocket, just enough to buy a cabbage-stuffed bun for the eldest lady."
"So what are you waiting for, let's go to lunch!"
Humming a song all the way, Su Yin followed Dong En into the city.
I found a vendor and bought a bun stuffed with cabbage, and Su Yin held the bun and nibbled on it.
Halfway through the nibble, she noticed Dong En, who had not eaten, and asked, "Third uncle, don't you eat?" ”
"I'm not hungry......"
As soon as he finished speaking, his stomach cried out in anger.
After staring at the bun in his hand for a long time, Su Yin broke half of the bun and stuffed it into his hand, and said, "Third uncle, you can eat it too." ”
"How can this work, Miss, you can't eat enough if you only eat half a bun."
"Third uncle, don't forget, I'm a girl. Girls have small appetites and are easy to eat. ”
After pushing for a long time, Su Yin took advantage of Dong En's inattention and stuffed half of the bun into his mouth.
Showing a sly smile, she said, "I don't want to eat the buns that are stained with the saliva of the third uncle." ”
was playing with Dong En, when a voice suddenly came into Su Yin's ears.
Pricked up her ears and listened, and she found that someone was asking: "I heard that there are bandits guarding the road to rob the village minister?" ”
After hitting a spirit, she hurriedly pulled Dong En aside and whispered, "Third uncle, we won't be noticed by the people in the government, right?" ”
"They don't have the leisure to take care of our business. The road that squatted in the morning was special and was not under their jurisdiction. As long as nothing happens to their territory, they have always turned a blind eye. ”
With a long sigh of relief, Su Yin said, "Then I'll rest assured." ”
"Let's go, continue to go back to squat Uncle."
"Third uncle, Ah Mao seems to be gone."
"It went to the trash can to rummage through the food, and will come back when it is full."
Glancing at Su Yin beside him, Dong En muttered, "If I hadn't been able to pull off this old face, I would have wanted to go and find food with Ah Mao." Every time I go out, I can rub the leftovers from the restaurant, and I eat better than me. People are more angry than dogs......"
The original body was a person who practiced martial arts, and his hearing was several times higher than that of ordinary people.
Putting Dong En's murmuring in his ears word for word, Su Yin unconsciously clenched his fists.
Punched herself angrily, she secretly swore in her heart: We must change the situation in the village as soon as possible, so that everyone can eat steamed buns filled with cabbage!
When he left the city, Dong En stared at the wanted notice affixed to the city wall for a long time.
patted Su Yin on the shoulder, and he sighed: "Miss, don't take this kind of wanted warrant in the future, it's too dangerous." I know that money comes quickly, and you want the people in the village to have enough to eat, but you can't exchange your life for money. If you accidentally have an accident, how should we explain to the dead Lao Su? ”
"Don't worry, I know it myself."
After a few more words of persuasion to Su Yin, the two returned to the avenue.
Finding a hidden place to hide, the two continued to observe the passers-by.
I must tie up an uncle and go back today, and I must not return empty-handed!
"Hah-"
"It's boring."
After squatting for so long, she didn't squat to the pressure of Su Yin's aesthetics, and her upper and lower eyelids began to fight.
If you continue to "wait and see" like this, she will be able to stand and fall asleep for you.
Just when Su Yin was drowsy, Dong En pulled her clothes and said excitedly: "Miss, what do you think of that?" ”