115 Hou Ye

Speaking of Hou Ye, this person is simply a legend in the nineties of Qibei. Unlike the 80s, the 90s mixed society not only sought fame, but also the benefits brought by fame. If you mix with the society, you will make a name for yourself, and the money will roll in.

Hou Ye is a living example. Since he put down King Yan, Hou Ye has become famous overnight. Wherever you go out, there are bastards to arrange dinners, and the neighbors in the street have provoked the bastards in the society, and the first thing you want to think about is to find Master Hou.

Hou Ye's self-confidence is also rising, and within half a year, he has the style of a big brother in society. When helping people to settle things, Hou Ye took his two little brothers, and the two little brothers carried a box of beer. When he got to the place and put it on the ground, Hou Ye was arrogant, stepping on the box and shouting: "Drink!" After drinking, one person punches, who can't stand it and falls, who is the grandson! ”

The shadow of the famous tree, the bastard of Qibei thought that Hou Ye had even let King Yan go, and no one dared to provoke him. In the end, no matter how arrogant he is, he will always sell the face of the Hou Ye, and the big things will be turned into small and small things.

To say that although Hou Ye has a white face and no beard, he can pretend to be a eunuch in ancient times, but he is also a man with normal physiological needs. After having fame and money, Hou Ye began to go in and out of various entertainment venues. I caught up with the age when I was just bloody, and I was extremely addicted to that kind of thing, so I ran to the song hall and the hair washing room twice in three days.

Once Hou Ye came out of the shampoo room early in the morning and happened to meet a friend who was mixed with society. The friend choked and said, "Groove! You live in a shampoo room, and you run here every day. ”

"Am I so happy that you can handle it?"

"Oh,, if you're really awesome, why don't you marry a young lady as a daughter-in-law."

In a hurry, Hou Ye said casually: "I'm still awesome, I'll marry a young lady to show you." ”

Where did this matter go, neither Hou Ye nor his friend took it seriously at that time. Not long after, Hou Ye's family went on a blind date for Hou Ye. It was also a coincidence, and I met that friend again on the day of the blind date.

His friend joked: "Master Hou, don't you want to marry a young lady?" Why did you start a blind date? ”

When Hou Ye heard this, he became angry: "I'm happy to play with each other." Groove, isn't it just to marry a young lady, you wait. ”

Hou Ye did what he said, and when he turned his head to the end of ninety-six years, he really married a young lady. Because of this, his parents felt that they had no face to see people, so they simply ignored the Hou Ye from now on.

Hou Ye has really made some friends in the society over the years, and those friends always persuaded him that it was not worth delaying his life for the sake of talking. As a result, Hou Ye died with a hard mouth, so he had to marry. There is an unknown reason to ask Hou Ye why he has to ********, at this time Hou Ye will always say concisely: "Good work." ”

No one knows whether there was a relationship between Hou Ye and the good woman who lost her foot at that time, and the strange thing is that these two people almost never blushed after marriage, and the woman ran the whole family, and she was stunned to live a good life.

After Hou Ye got married, there were two strange things, which were the talk of Qibei people after tea and dinner until one or five years. Hou Ye was newly married for only two months, and he committed a waist disc. To tell the truth, his waist disc is purely the root of the disease that can fall. In ninety-two years, Hou Ye helped others move, and some people laughed at Hou Ye's small body. Hou Ye was angry, picked up a large box, and moved to the eighth floor in a daze. When he arrived at the place, Hou Ye couldn't stand still, and after returning home, his waist and legs were sore, and he went to the hospital for a check, and his waist disc was herniated.

There are few people in the society who know that he has this problem, and Hou Ye never admits that he has this problem. At the beginning of ninety-seven years, because of his temperament, Hou Ye began to follow Gangzi. One day, Gangzi was looking for Hou Ye to have something serious to do, so he came to the door. When I entered the door, I saw that the Hou Ye was lying on the kang and humming.

Gangzi was happy at the time and said, "You see you have to ********, it's good now, toss out the herniated disc in your waist, right?" ”

Hou Ye was stiff-mouthed and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm suffering from the wind, and I'll be fine in two days." ”

Gangzi said: "Don't be so reckless, this maid is still able to do chicken feathers, hurry up and go to the hospital for treatment." ”

Hou Ye stiffened his neck: "Groove, how many times have you said it, Lao Tzu is affected by the wind." ”

Gangzi couldn't stand the Hou Ye anymore, and said, "Okay, you are affected by the wind, don't go to the hospital." ”

"If you don't go, you won't go."

The words are in a hurry, and they are frozen here again. Just gone, Hou Ye couldn't pretend anymore, and he hummed on the kang. His daughter-in-law persuaded him to let him go to the hospital, but he made another mistake and couldn't live or die.

His daughter-in-law said, "If you don't go to the hospital, you can't stand up so hard." ”

Hou Ye pondered it too, and began to think of tricks with his brains. After thinking for a while, he said to his daughter-in-law, "Go, you go and hire a donkey cart for me." ”

His daughter-in-law couldn't screw him, so she went to the gate of the coal building and hired a donkey cart. When he got home, Hou Ye hugged the quilt, lay down on the donkey cart, commanded the handlebar, and asked him to drive the donkey cart to the suburbs.

At that time, it was just after the end of the Chinese New Year, and the cornfields in the suburbs were still covered with snow. The coachman asked again, "Now that you have arrived at the place, what will you do next?"

Hou Ye lay on the cart and pointed at the cornfield: "Jump inside, you can't go along, you have to walk sideways through the ditch." ”

The coachman drove the donkey across the ditch, and the corn field ditch in the northeast was twenty centimeters high. Hou Ye was lying in the car as if he had epilepsy, high for a while and low for a while, and the bumpy strength was gone. The donkey cart can go out for 200 meters, and the driver quit, pointing to the donkey and saying, "No, you see that the donkeys are tired and sweating." ”

At this time, it was time to witness the miracle, and when I heard the words, I saw Hou Ye lift the quilt and jump out of the car directly. After moving his waist a few times, he said with great pride: "Who said that if you don't go to the hospital, you can't cure the lumbar disc?" ”

This treatment plan later became Hou Ye's unique secret recipe, and most people Hou Ye would never tell him. Most people just listen to it and don't take it seriously. But I always took this thing seriously, and I really learned from Hou Ye to come to such a thing, but not only was it not cured, but the original conservative treatment had to be operated on later.

After the news spread, everyone in the Dao felt that Hou Ye was a strange person. Strange people have to use strange tricks, and ordinary people can't afford it.

Another thing happened in the summer of '97. In the evening, when the Hou Ye walked home, he saw a beggar when he passed by the small shop in front of his house, and he felt that the other party was very pitiful, so he took out his pocket and threw all the coins into the bowl. The beggar burst into tears at that time, looked up at Hou Ye and said, "Nima, is it easy for Lao Tzu to eat a bowl of instant noodles?" ”

Hou Ye took a closer look and found that the beggar was not holding a bowl, but a bucket of noodles. It is estimated that at that time, Hou Ye also listened to the grievances in his heart, and kindly gave money to others, but the beggar did not appreciate it and scolded him in turn.

Hou Ye is a violent temper, can you bear this thing? It has to be. Immediately scolded the beggar. As I said earlier, fighting in this place in the Northeast is very simple, and it probably only takes a few words of dialogue: "What are you looking at?" ”

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, come and come out to chat."

There is a saying called 'a word does not agree, draw a knife to each other', which is deduced into 'three sentences are not the right way to do it directly' when it arrives in the Northeast.

Hou Ye and the beggar scolded each other, and then they fought. In the summer of ninety-seven, Hou Ye did not change from a few years ago, he was still thin and thin, and he dressed up and said that he was believed by people when he worked in the bank.

Hou Ye has been galloping the rivers and lakes for so many years, relying on his reputation and being ruthless to himself. In terms of combat effectiveness, he and the beggar are half a catty and eight taels, and no one can take advantage of them.

As soon as the two of them made such a move, they hugged each other and became a rolling gourd in a blink of an eye. At that time, Hou Ye still lived in the alley, and there was always a drainage ditch on one side of the alley. When it rains, it is used to drain rainwater, and usually the residents in the alley pour dirty water into it. This kind of drainage ditch in the Northeast is called Yang ditch. The two of them rolled into the ditch, and in the blink of an eye, the Hou Ye became a clay figure.

Compared with strength, half a catty and eight taels, compared with willpower, Hou Ye has a clear advantage. After fighting for a while, the beggar couldn't stand it anymore, kicked away with his feet, turned his head and ran. How could Hou Ye endure the loss? So he pulled out his feet and chased after them. So in the ninety-seventh year, there was a magical scene on the streets of Qibei, with a beggar covered in sewage running in front and a Hou Ye covered in mud chasing behind.

At first, the two of them were full of energy, their speed was comparable, and they always maintained a distance of twenty meters. Later, the two of them ran slower and slower, panting breathlessly, which was not much faster than walking.

In the end, the Hou Ye caught up with the beggar, went up and kicked the beggar a few times, and said, "Nima, you are running?" Yes? ”

Hou Ye, who consciously won the battle, raised his eyes and looked, eh? How did you get to the train station? It costs eight yuan to take a taxi from their house to the train station, and the starting price of a taxi in Qibei is five yuan for two kilometers, and one yuan for each kilometer after that, you can figure out how far Hou Ye chased the beggar.

All in all, Hou Ye is a strange person, and his brain that doesn't know when to make a mistake makes his whole life extremely strong.

To say that Gangzi is looking for Hou Ye to collect the debt, he is definitely a discerning talent. Since the entry into the occupation in 97, there has been no account that cannot be recovered through the hands of Hou Ye. When Yu Shan and the others were in Binhai, Hou Ye took another deal. There is a building materials store that has always owed the supplier no payment, and it has been delayed for two years.

The supplier approached Gangzi and promised to return 90,000 yuan, at least 30,000 yuan. The money is not much, and the money is not too much, so Gangzi turned his head and handed it over to Hou Ye to do this.

Hou Ye took someone to the building materials store, choked a few words with the shopkeeper, and tied up the shopkeeper directly when he lost his temper. Tied to the wilderness, Hou Ye took a knife and directly picked the hamstrings of the scolding shopkeeper. After finishing the incident, he called the shopkeeper's family and said that he would stab the shopkeeper in the thigh if he didn't pay money. In less than half a day, the shopkeeper's family sent over 90,000 yuan, and Hou Ye released him.

Hou Ye didn't know that he had stabbed a hornet's nest, and the shopkeeper was the nephew of Wei Laogou, the eldest brother of society. The nephew's hamstring was picked, can Wei Laogou sit idly by?