Chapter 1 The script is wrong, director. (Ask for collection, ask for recommendation!) )
The scorching sun is like fire, and it is the end of August when you go out for three minutes and sweat for two hours.
Nanjiang City, Nanjiang No. 1 Middle School, Class 18 of High School.
At this moment, a young man is staring out the window with blank eyes, and the whole person is like an out-of-body soul, and his thoughts are drifting away with the wind.
Who am I?
Where is this?
What are they doing?
Oh, yes, my name is Fang Yuan, don't I go to work and fish and sleep? This body?
Originally, the psoas muscle weakness was caused by long-term overtime, but now I feel full of strength, if I had this waist strength before, why would my girlfriend break up with me?
After a long while, Fang Yuan reacted, he, crossed.
Fang Yuan looked around.
"Who is this?"
Fang Yuan finally accepted the fact that he could pass through after a good night's sleep, but suddenly found that he didn't know any of the hanging people around him.
"This is really beautiful, everyone is going back in time, not only am I going back in time, but I am also going back in time? With a double first-class become? ”
Fang Yuan looked at the sky helplessly.
If you want to say that you suddenly cross this kind of thing, it is not something that can be accepted immediately by putting it on anyone, but who made Fang Yuan a social animal?
Social animals are all thinkers.
A qualified social animal can comfort his heart in any situation and make himself a tool person who has no feelings.
Ninety-nine-six? Didn't Zero Zero Seven crush Fang Yuan?
It is precisely because Fang Yuan was the ultimate social animal in the original world that he saved a lot of savings during the years of work, and by the way, he also bought himself a personal accident insurance. With the addition of savings and insurance, I want my parents who come there to be rich in their old age.
Thinking of this, Fang Yuan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Okay, I'm ready, is it to become a copyist? Or do you want to be a top student in the college entrance examination first? ”
Now that the crossing has become a reality, Fang Yuan, who has experienced the baptism of many crossing texts at the starting point, does not make some news, so he is still worthy of being a traverser?
"The life of a traverser is really unpretentious and boring."
Fang Yuan sighed abruptly, looking like a big guy who had gone through vicissitudes.
"The second-to-last classmate by the window, stand up for me!"
This voice was loud enough, Fang Yuan was shocked, and he almost jumped up in fright, this sound also pulled Fang Yuan's attention from how to pretend to be forced after thinking about it, to the person who spoke up.
It wasn't until now that Fang Yuan noticed the spicy man on the podium, he didn't know if he didn't look at it, and he almost urinated when he saw it.
“??? Is this a physical education teacher? When was Muscle Brother able to show up in class? Isn't the high school physical education teacher in this world frail and sick? ”
This person's face looks very happy, like Ike's wayward student skin in League of Legends, and everyone who understands it understands it.
The spicy man used his trick, the death gaze.
Fang Yuan's back was cold, and only then did he react, the spicy man was looking at himself.
The penultimate position by the window?
Is it really the protagonist position?
I'm a social animal, can I be afraid of you as a high school teacher?
What about brother? Who doesn't know English anymore? f♂u♂c♂k u。
Fang Yuan stood up unhurriedly, with a slight glow of pity in his eyes.
What a sad teacher, is it going to be the first stepping stone on my awesome road? What a tragic and meaningful life.
How else to say that everyone likes to be number one? After all, most people can only remember the first, such as the first time I peeked at a girl taking a shower, the first time I sat in front of the computer and rocked the joystick, and the first time I fell in love......
The first stepping stone on the road to bullshit, when you are going to be bullish in the future, when you pretend to be forced by others, you bring this seven sauce, which can be regarded as a reward for this Mr. stepping stone, isn't it?
The spicy man was angry when he saw Fang Yuan's eyes.
"Classmate, are you very handsome?"
The spicy man used his skill - yin and yang weirdness.
Fang Yuan pondered that this didn't taste right, but he still replied: "General." ”
"I know in general, I'm still distracted in class, and I give you face, right?!"
This muscle bully Qi sauce said that he would turn his face when he turned his face, which made Fang Yuan look confused.
But in an instant, Fang Yuan was overjoyed again.
lei lei lei , this familiar plot has that flavor of it.
Isn't that the case with urban literature? First quarrel with whom, and then all kinds of financial, intellectual, and power hangings.
I didn't expect that he Fang Yuan would have this kind of opportunity in his ordinary life.
Crossing and pretending to be forced at the beginning.
For a while, Fang Yuan even thought of the title of his autobiography in the future.
"Teacher, what do you want?"
Fang Yuan got straight to the point, looking like a saint taking pity on mortals.
Teacher, I advise you to be kind, now that you are more and more picky with me, I will not show mercy when I slap my face in the future?
Fang Yuan's mental activities are very rich, and the key is that they are not only rich, but also overflowing.
The coaxing tone of Niu X, the appearance of the lily of the valley, the man at the top of Nanjiang Yi, don't be too hanging.
Colliner swore that after all these years of teaching, this was the first time he had encountered such a freshman with hanging words written on his face.
"Very well, in so many years, you are the first man who dares to look at me through my nostrils. I 'admire' you. ”
Colliner praised Fang Yuan in an "appreciative" tone.
"You're welcome."
Fang Yuan arched his hand, sighing helplessly, sure enough, his life is not low-key, before he started to pretend, the seven sauces in front of him had already surrendered.
“???”
Before Fang Yuan could immerse himself in the lonely state of the invincible master in this room, Fang Yuan saw a bunch of unknown dick classmates in the class casting pity on him.
Fang Yuan was a little confused.
"Students, have you seen it, that is, you have to have this kind of self-sacrificing thinking, what kind of consciousness is this? Ignite yourself, illuminate others! Everyone applauded this student! ”
After Colliner finished speaking, he applauded first.
With Collin's teacher taking the lead, as long as he is not as stunned as Fang Yuan, who will not give Colliner face?
Faced with this inexplicable applause and the words of the Seven Sauces of the Muscle Tyrant, Fang Yuan was a little flustered.
"No, it's ......"
Fang Yuan's words were stuck halfway, and he was carried by the muscle bully Qichan, carried it on his shoulders like a sandbag, and ran out of the classroom with a clatter.
Fang Yuan: "??? ”
These muscles are so hard and hot, phew, no, what kind of fuss is this?
When Fang Yuan came back to his senses, he was already standing on a circular platform.
Around it, it was full of dick classmates who were still in the classroom just now.
"Teacher, are you trying to physically punish me? This will not work, it must be reasonable. ”
Well, that's a big deal. Fang Yuan felt that it was necessary to popularize the modern concept of education to this muscle bully teacher, and punish the child, this physical education teacher's path was narrow.
"Students, the tradition of Nanjiang No. 1 Middle School, the freshly enrolled high school students need to understand the abilities of their respective class teachers. So the question is, how to understand? Battle, of course! In line with the principle of voluntariness, this classmate volunteered and stood up, so that everyone can avoid the pain of flesh and skin, phew, so that everyone can understand my ability well, you two stay later, and send this brave classmate to the infirmary. ”
Colliner said to himself, not saying anything to Fang Yuan at all.
What's that? Listening to the meaning of this, if you don't lie down today, it's not over?
Ability? What abilities? The power of muscle dominance?
Also, who volunteered? Fang Yuan thought about it and didn't say a few words just now, where did this teacher come to the conclusion that he voluntarily stood here?
"Drink!"
Colin let out a loud shout, pulling Fang Yuan, who was still broken in his heart, back to reality again.
"Am me Nima?"
Fang Yuan was dumbfounded.
It's really Nima's clothes.
Burst clothes and burst clothes, what's going on with this scene like an explosion? The cloth hurts when it hits your face, hey!
Uncle Newton's coffin board can't be suppressed, and he can't talk about science!
"Classmate, I don't know what your name is, forget it."
Colliner smiled helplessly and squeezed his fist bones.
What a forget! Are you going to write Anonymous on my tombstone! Your teacher! Not an executioner!
"Teacher, you forgot this."
A classmate with a clear conscience threw up a set of protective gear with a metallic sheen from the audience.
"Oh, what a carelessness, I actually forgot the protective gear."
Colliner stuck out his tongue and tapped his skull.
Fang Yuan: "......"
"Put it on, it's safe."
Colliner threw the protective gear to Fang Yuan.
Fang Yuan subconsciously stretched out his hand to take it.
"I'm lost, what's this?"
This protective gear sank like words, and Fang Yuan knelt down directly.
Fang Yuan was a little panicked, this muscle bully teacher was a little ruthless, and his careful-eyed personality was completely Qijiang. Safe? It's safe to wear this thing, and you're going to kill me at the beginning of your relationship, right?
"Doesn't that seem right?"
Fang Yuan's body was still very honest, and he put on the protective gear with a mutter.
The moment Fang Yuan put on the protective gear, Colin Er moved.
"Boar Rush!"
I saw that Colliner shouted loudly, and like a plow, the slate was no different from the soft earth under his feet, and rushed over with a clatter.
“???”
Fang Yuan has never seen this formation, director, the script is wrong! What about a good entertainment city? How did such a guy with unconventional force come out???
With his life at stake, Fang Yuan hurriedly rolled sideways in a 360-degree spiral and avoided from the front of Collin.
"Didn't hit it."
Colliner stopped his attack and sighed in disappointment.
Fang Yuan is used to it, this dick teacher wants to fuck himself anyway. But he is a crossing party, how can he just retreat like this?
He patted the ashes and looked at the muscle bully Qichan with burning eyes.
And then...... Bend over suddenly!
"The teacher is mighty, my Yuan is willing to bow down and say goodbye!"
This bend is a bit urgent, and Colliner thought that the kid in front of him was going to say something cruel, but he actually took it from his heart.
"Oh, suddenly I can't hear it."
Colliner pretended to pat his ears with a defiant smile on his face.
Sun thief, you really want to mess with me, right?
Fang Yuan could see that this muscle bully was determined to himself.
"You forced me!"
Fang Yuan said viciously to Ke Lin'er.
A smug smile tugged at the corner of Collin's mouth.
The smile gradually raised. JPG。
The smile fades away. JPG。
"Classmate, shall we get up?"
"I'm sorry, my Fang Yuan is lying here today, my Fang Yuan is finished saying this, who is in favor and who is against?!"
After Fang Yuan finished his cruel words, he didn't say a word, he directly touched the porcelain and fell to the ground, he didn't believe that Teacher Muscle Bully could still be shameless?
"Classmate, so many people are watching."
Colliner persuaded bitterly.
"Oops, I suddenly can't see."
Collin: "......"
Copy the Ninja Qimu Fangyuan online.
Colliner sighed helplessly, shamelessly, it was he Colliner who lost.
"It's scattered, it's true."
Colliner stepped down with a gloomy face, wasting a piece of clothing in vain.
Everyone looked at Ke Lin'er's expression as if they had eaten a fly, and they all cast admiring glances at Fang Yuan.
Isn't it admirable? What does it mean to be a true warrior? This is a true warrior! On the first day of school, he provoked Keliner, one of the two fierce people in Nanjiang No. 1 Middle School, and they said that they couldn't learn with this reckless energy.
Fang Yuan lay on the ground, looking at the white clouds in the sky, and was speechless for a while.