No matter how sinister the environment is, people still have to live!

Some people sink in tribulations, and some people learn to be strong and free in tribulations!

The creepy baby sounds are eliminated and people return to peace.

Liri said loudly: "For monsters, we must really do it, but for spirits and monsters, we must first stabilize our position, keep our hearts strong, and we can't scare ourselves to death!"

So, sit down, tell a joke, and soothe your nerves. ”

The crowd slowly sat down and began to adjust their bodies and minds in the cheapest way possible.

"Who, who has jokes? You can earn points. Zhen Huan hurriedly cooperated with the departure work.

"Queen, I'll talk about one." Wu Wei raised his hand.

"Okay, Technician Wu, let's remind me, you are not allowed to use foul language, and you are not allowed to tell meat jokes." Zhen Huan knew that Wu Wei was a **, so he gave him a preventive injection in advance.

"Queen, I don't know how to tell meat jokes, if you like to listen to it, let the chief tell you it at night." Wu Wei spoke more and more boldly, and actually made a joke about Liri and Zhen Huan.

Actually, Wu Wei is not a fool, in other things, he will not provoke Liri and Zhen Huan!

But for the matter of men and women, he deliberately said this, maybe Liri and Zhen Huan were secretly cool, and they wanted to thank him!

Liri glanced at the shy Zhen Huan, and said to Wu Wei: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!" ”

Wu Wei began to tell jokes -

"One day, three travelers arrived at the 'Valley of Hope', and legend has it that if you stand on the side of the mountain and shout what you want, and then jump down the valley, you will get what the valley wants.

The trio decided to give it a try.

The first one was a pervert, so he shouted 'Beauty, beauty!' Then jump down! ”

Without waiting for Wu Wei to finish speaking, Shangguan Ting interjected: "Technician Wu, this person is you!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter......

Wu Wei said: "Don't interrupt! Guess what the result is? ”

No one spoke, Wu Wei continued: "As soon as he jumped down, the beauties in the valley were waiting for him, and they all surrounded him!" Take a closer look, there are actually a few people who know each other! ”

"Acquaintance? Who? Shangguan Ting asked.

Wu Wei deliberately paused to see the expressions on everyone's faces that couldn't wait to hear the end of the story.

"Who do you know?" Shangguan Ting continued to ask.

Wu Wei smiled: "I know a total of three people, one is the queen, one is the autumn moon girl, and the other is the white expert......

Several of the other men laughed......

Zhen Huan smiled, revealing his white teeth......

Qiu Yue smiled and covered her mouth......

Bai Bingbing smiled, her beautiful eyebrows curled slightly......

"Technician Wu, your appetite is too big, the three beauties want it, be careful to hollow you out!" Shangguan Ting suddenly said this.

"Nonsense! I'm telling a story! We're not done yet, so let's listen. Wu Wei continued, "The second traveler is a nerd! ”

Everyone immediately focused their attention on Zhang Xiaoqi, who had a small head and a small face and a small mouth.

"The nerd yells 'Books, books!' Then he jumped into the valley and ended up with books all over the ground. ”

"What kind of books are they?" Shangguan Ting thought that like the first travel friend meeting a beautiful woman, there was something precious in the book.

"Shangguan beauty, that's not the point I'm going to talk about, right?"

"Okay, okay, you can go on!"

"The third fellow thought he liked money, so he walked slowly to the edge of the valley, and was about to shout, 'Money, money!'

As a result, I accidentally kicked on a rock, so I yelled 'shit!' Then the center of gravity was unstable and fell down the valley! ”

Zhen Huan had already found the laughing point of the story, couldn't help but purse his lips and smile, and he smiled slightly.

Shangguan Ting asked stupidly, "What happened later?" ”

"Later, I found out that the valley was full of poop!" Wu Wei finally announced the joke.

A few more people laughed, but Shangguan Ting asked, "What about later?" ”

“shit！” Wu Wei scolded, speechless, thinking that Shangguan Ting didn't understand the joke.

Shangguan Ting said angrily: "Wu Wei, who are you shitting?" Do you think I don't know the joke of your joke? I'm just curious, did you eat it later? ”

"What to eat?"

“shit！” Shangguan Ting replied.

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and Wu Wei was stunned.

…… ……

"Alright, it's time to get down to business." "Today, I want to remind you again what our mission is to 'look at the stars'. ”

"Chief, isn't it just to inherit civilization?" Shangguan Ting said.

"Yes, it is to inherit civilization, but to pass on civilization, we need to complete three tasks at the same time -

The first is to save your life.

The second is reproduction.

The third is the development of civilization.

Let's talk about each of them one by one.

First, let's talk about how to save your life.

If we can't save our lives, we can't talk about reproduction and development of civilization, so this is a basic work, and it is also a very important work, even throughout our migration!

Along the way, everyone should appreciate the difficulty of saving life, this problem is not a problem on earth, many people die every year, but we are different, each of us is extremely precious.

Moreover, we are here in a wasted land, and the threat is much greater than that on Earth!

Therefore, we must also be prepared to fight against death, and we must not relax for a moment! ”

"Chief, our mission is more difficult than Tang Seng going to the West to learn scriptures!" Gongsun Liang interjected.

"Yes, I still agree with this analogy, and it is even easier than learning scriptures from the West! Tang monks and apprentices learned scriptures, and indeed encountered all kinds of difficulties, but they have the powerful Sun Wukong, as well as Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng!

When they encounter danger and something big happens, they can ask Guanyin Bodhisattva for their blessing, and they can also fly to the sky to find the Jade Emperor and move the heavenly soldiers!

We are different, our rescuers were originally on earth, but we can't be contacted, we have become orphans, everything is on our own! ”

"There are pros and cons!" Wu Wei suddenly interjected, "Although Tang Seng Xitian has gone through hardships, he has also met many beautiful women......

Fox spirits, mouse spirits, jade rabbit spirits, scorpion spirits, white bone spirits, spider spirits, iron fan princesses, dragon princesses, daughter kings, and even Chang'e and Guanyin's sisters also come to make cameos occasionally.

Since we have studied hard from the West, we may be able to meet a lot of beauties! ”

As soon as Wu Wei finished speaking, Shangguan Ting scolded: "Wu Wei, you are a lust fan!" Aren't monsters and beasts dangerous enough? Do you want to get the goblins out?

Besides, the queen, the autumn moon girl, and the white expert, aren't these beauties enough for you to see?

And......

And I'm a beauty, right? ”

Everyone burst into laughter......

"Beasts and monsters are indeed a great threat, but to survive on the 'Stargazing', we face far more threats than these!" Zhang Xiaoqi spoke, unhurried, and very serious.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, what the scientists said was credible, and it seems that the good days are still early!

"Professor Zhang, tell me about it, what other threats may we encounter?" Liri hurriedly said.

Zhang Xiaoqi said: "On the earth, human civilization has developed for thousands of years, and gradually recognized various situations that pose threats to life, and with this as a reference, I think there are at least several threats.

The first is the celestial threat.

The interior of the universe is not calm, there are countless fragments floating around at any time, the speed is so fast, the kinetic energy is so great, far beyond our imagination!

If a planet is hit by a large meteorite, nine times out of ten it will lead to the destruction of life on the planet, and even if a small meteorite falls, it can bring great disasters.

On the earth, due to the strong magnetism of the earth itself, the landing of meteorites will be affected by the magnetic field, so that it has a certain law, and it is affected by the atmosphere, and many small meteorites will be burned by friction.

Because human beings have mastered these laws and developed a high level of technology, they are able to observe and predict in advance and take various measures to deal with them.

We are different here, we are a primitive material civilization, if we encounter a similar situation, we can only wait for death! ”

Zhang Xiaoqi sighed for a while, and then said: "In addition to the threat of meteorites, there is also cosmic radiation, and there is ozone layer protection on the earth.

The second is the climate threat.

Since there is no detailed observation data, we do not know whether there are volcanoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, etc.

The third is the threat of disease.

Our medical conditions are primitive, there is no modern medicine, and we don't even know which of the herbs can cure diseases.

This seems simple, but in the history of human development, it has cost a lot of medical scientists' energy and even life, which Dr. Jiang, who studied Chinese medicine, should be more aware of.

Fourth, there is the food threat.

We can't eat wild food all our lives, we must develop agriculture, animal husbandry, etc., but we don't know whether the climate, water conservancy and other conditions are good, if we encounter natural disasters, maybe we will starve to death!

The fifth is the threat of wild beasts.

On Earth, through the experience of our ancestors, we know that tigers, lions, leopards, wolves, poisonous snakes, etc. are a threat to life, and only then do we know that cattle, sheep and deer are not a threat.

But what about here?

We had no idea what kind of monster would pop up out of nowhere!

I don't know what kind of habits they have and what means they use to attack us!

Sixth, there are threats from other quarters.

For example, if aliens from other planets with more advanced civilizations suddenly come here, we may face a catastrophe.

In short, on Earth, ordinary people don't have to think about these security threats every day, because through the sacrifices and efforts of generations of predecessors, civilization has been accumulated and a safe environment has been created.

But here, we want to sleep well every day, which is a luxury! ”

After Zhang Xiaoqi combed through it so carefully, everyone suddenly realized that even if they were no longer starved to death and frozen to death, they were still in extreme insecurity.

Zhen Huan felt that Zhang Xiaoqi had deliberately avoided the monster question, so he said: "Chief, Professor Zhang, I think that the biggest danger we are currently encountering is not these!" ”

Liri said: "Huh? What does the queen think? ”

Zhen Huan said: "Ladder civilization!" ”

"Ladder civilization? What do you mean? "Leaving the day said what everyone wanted to ask.

Zhen Huandao: "On the earth, human beings are the primates of all things, and they have the wisdom to crush any animal, so they rule the entire planet, but what about here?

In our 'stargazing', are human beings still the top owners of wisdom?

I don't think so!

We avoid yokai and don't talk about yokai, mainly to reduce psychological pressure, but we can't be ostriches forever and burrow our heads into the sand when we encounter danger!

There are all kinds of indications that there must be higher intelligent beings here, and we don't know where they are on the wisdom ladder!

Therefore, we must change our perception of the world, and we must abandon the idea of wisdom superiority!

If they are really much smarter than us and really treat us as monkeys, we must be prepared to endure humiliation and burden, even if they are called like animals, as long as our seeds are not extinguished, we will have a chance to turn the tables!

No matter what the situation is, we will never complain, we will never be willing to fall, and we will never steal a living!

As long as the heart does not die, you can survive all suffering! ”

When Zhen Huan said this, his eyes were glowing with golden light, and he seemed to have a majestic power hidden in his body!

"Good! You can say that again! Wu Wei applauded loudly.

Zhen Huan became energetic and continued: "Chief, I have a suggestion! ”

"Say!"

Zhen Huan said: "In case ......"

"Speak!" Leaving the sun to encourage Zhen Huan.

"In case there is really a high civilization, in case we are really played as monkeys, in case we are scattered, in order to reunite our strength, each of us must remember a slogan!"

"What slogan?" Liri is a bottom-line thinking leader who needs to deal with all kinds of "what ifs".

Zhen Huan thought for a while, and read aloud-

"The heart never dies, and China is prosperous!"

Liri looked up at the sky, thoughtfully, and suddenly said-

"Good! The heart never dies, and China is prosperous! If one day, if we are scattered, this is the slogan of our contact! Everyone, especially children, must keep in mind that it goes deep into the bone marrow! ”

"The heart never dies, and China is prosperous!" Everyone shouted in unison.

After this operation, many people were encouraged by Zhen Huan, but Qin Tian lamented, "Alas, if there are really animals higher than us, it doesn't matter, if you want to kill or chop, let them be."

People, they can't live forever, they have to die sooner or later, and live one day at a time! ”

"Bad seeds! The man looks like a dog, and he has this skin in white! Zhen Huan scolded secretly.