Chapter 53: This Cow Can Blow for a Life!
Dugu Xingqian immediately sprinkled the charcoal beside Ji Quan, and then took a palm-sized piece of charcoal, and directly slammed it on His Majesty's nose without greeting him, "Wu'er, charcoal can absorb odors and filter the air, you will feel better if you hold it." ”
The Dog Emperor is hateful though...... But Nian beat him last time, and in the end he didn't punish her for abusing her, Dugu Xingqian still helped him with mercy.
What's more, who let himself still be his little stepmother, it is a matter of the rebel son to be unobedient, and the stepmother still has to be dutiful.
The sentence 'Wu'er' made Ji Quan almost want to cut off her tongue, but after prejudice that this woman was busy, he couldn't get angry again.
For a moment, he thought that this woman might have a sincere heart.
Charcoal ...... It did greatly reduce the lethality of the stink, and made him feel much better.
Dugu Xingqi immediately handed a piece to the eldest grandson Xiu'er, and then covered a piece himself, and sat down beside Ji Quan obediently.
At this glance, the Splendid Palace is really lively.
Imperial relatives, ministers, concubines, palace people, there are very few who have not been stinky, but without His Majesty's will, no one dares to leave the Splendid Palace.
There are also clouds of yellow-green gas floating in the air, which is quite spicy for the eyes!
Concubine De and the deputy minister were also coughing, and the two looked towards Abtara in disbelief, only to see that Abtara had already prepared, wearing a fancy face towel and a piece of goggles.
"What's going on? That's what your orb is? Concubine De almost threw up the overnight meal, and if it weren't for Xiuhe supporting her, she would be paralyzed to the ground now.
Abtala looked calm, and at this moment he poured the basin of water that he had prepared into the brazier, extinguishing the black ball that had not yet burned out.
There was only a sound of "zilala......", and then a cloud of maroon steam came out of the brazier.
Concubine De was smoked and retreated, and her stomach was turned over again.
The little eunuchs had already begun to fan the stench outside the hall with their fans, and after a while, the stench finally dissipated.
"Abtarah! What kind of treasure bead, you are obviously looking for a pretext to murder my Great Zhou Tianzi! The deputy prime minister reacted and immediately began to scold Abtara.
Everyone was also angry, this one who had suffered a thousand knives almost sent them to the sky!
It is difficult for Abtarah to vent public anger if he does not die.
"Vice-Chancellor, when did I say this is a jewel?" Abtara was innocent, "How do I know you're determined to choose a piece of?" ”
Deputy Prime Minister, "!! ”
Concubine De's eyes widened in shock, and she suspected that she had misheard.
"A piece of? This jewel is warm to the touch, black and red, you dare to say that it is a piece of?! The deputy prime minister was furious, and he felt that he had been severely humiliated intellectually for the first time in decades of life.
"The pulled by the Xiber Wolf King of my clan, can it be ordinary?" Abtala said, "The Xibo wolf feeds on carrion corpses and drinks from black water, and the feces pulled out are naturally foul-smelling, and the wolf king's pull is of course the best among them." ”
At the end, Abutala did not forget to explain, "Our grassland does not have so many resources and firewood than the Great Zhou, and most of the firewood used to make fires on weekdays is cow dung, and the Xibo wolves are the hunting wolves raised by our clan, and the dung of the wolf king is used by our clan to defend against the enemy because of the huge smell, and it is wrapped in special black silver wax to isolate the smell, and then made into a circle for easy carrying, and one can stink for three days and three nights." ”
To tell the truth, Abtara recalled the spectacular scene of Fang Cai, and now he is horrified in his heart, he doesn't believe it himself, and one day he will burn dung at the palace banquet in the Great Zhou!
It's also burned! almost sent the Emperor of the Great Zhou, along with his civil and military generals, and his harem relatives to ascend to heaven.
Such feats will definitely be recorded in the history books of their historians, and he Abtala estimates that he will also leave a strong mark in the history of the Great Zhou Dynasty, right?
He suddenly felt that he could blow this cow for a lifetime!
The old face of the deputy prime minister who was already angry was distorted, before this he still regarded that black bead as a treasure, and now this lowly barbarian actually announced in public, it was a piece of shit?!
Will he treat a piece of as a treasure?
Concubine De's face is also very ugly, she can't care about the overturning of the river and the sea in her stomach, her father has been in the officialdom for many years, and she has never planted such a heel.
The deputy prime minister blew his beard and glared, eager to eat Abtala alive, "It's clear that you have played a conspiracy!" Whose wolf dog poops like this? It's still warm, and it's still red! ”
Abtala was also speechless, "You really don't know...... The weather in northern Xinjiang is cold, and the black silver wax will heat up after being rubbed, which is what we use to keep out the cold. ”
When the words fell, he was a little embarrassed, "As for the red ...... The wolf king had hemorrhoids a while ago and had blood in his stool...... I can't play any tricks, no one forced you to choose this black bead. ”
This black bead of wolf king's poop...... It's just to make up the numbers, who knows that the well-informed and experienced deputy prime minister will have to choose it.
As soon as the words fell, I saw that the face of the deputy prime minister was like eating a fly, and his old bones could fall apart on the spot!
The mind is full of 'hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids', where in the world are there wolf dogs with hemorrhoids!
Concubine De couldn't hold back, and vomited on the spot, she has always been beautiful and refined, but today she was contaminated by burning hemorrhoids and bloody dog feces!
Everyone was also shocked, they almost vomited out the overnight meal at that time, and now they couldn't help retching with Concubine De.
Look at what Dugujun brought back, isn't this going to wipe them out?
Dugu Jun covered a piece of charcoal, wrinkled his nose and twisted his eyebrows, and said, "Don't look at General Ben, General Ben is also a victim!" Look at General Ben again, believe it or not, with a knife to cut you to death'.
Now that I think about it, his Dugu army is also lucky, and he was not disgusted by Absaijan's use of this 'poison gas'.
"Hahaha, the deputy prime minister is really powerful, shit can be used as a treasure, and this palace is also a long insight today."
In the midst of everyone's suffocating vomiting, I saw Concubine Yuan laughing without any image there, "Just now, Concubine De's maid swore to the palace that their lord is going to be rewarded, I don't know what Your Majesty wants to reward you this time?" Otherwise, don't do it, you are the prime minister, go to be a inspector, look at that piece of, it is round and black, black and red, hahahahahaha. ”
Concubine Yuan is a very vengeful person, her mouth is also poisonous, and she will step on people to death when she has the opportunity.
The deputy prime minister and Concubine De glared at her one after another, and a barbarian daughter dared to come out and mock them now!