Nosebleeds from the sun!

Lan Yue'er and Fang Ling'er were undisguised, leaning forward and backward with laughter!

Yes, they leaned forward and backwards, they untied themselves and slowly bloomed!

Liri was a little embarrassed and threatened: "No one can say anything about this!" Whoever leaks it, I won't bring anyone out next time! ”

"Don't worry, leader!" Lan Yue'er and Fang Ling'er spoke in unison, bending over with a huffed belly, their faces like peach blossoms.

While wiping his nosebleed, he wondered-

These two girls, what's going on today!

It's all reborn and turned into a demon!

Could it be that they were infected by the queen, Shangguan Ting, Bai Bingbing and several other women?

Do they also understand the truth of "not robbing men and becoming leftover women"?

Did they take a fancy to me, too?

No, no, no!

I can't think like that, I'm a superior!

They're my soldiers, and they're just kids!

What's next?

Well, since it's rare for them to be happy once, they should give benefits.

But, but they won't continue to prank me, will they?

"Leader, leader......, here, look here!" Fang Ling'er greeted Liri with a smile.

Fang Ling'er, who has cold eyes and does not smile, is particularly good-looking when she smiles.

"See what?"

As soon as Liri spoke, Fang Linger put on a super sexy S-shape.

"How?"

Still playing!

Liri began to dizzy again, so he quickly covered his eyes and turned around.

Fang Ling'er suddenly walked to Liri's side and said, "Leader, tell you a story." ”

"Okay, good storytelling, hurry up and put on your clothes, don't catch a cold."

Fang Ling'er and Lan Yue'er put on their coats, but they didn't zip them up, as if they would continue to take them off after a while.

Fang Linger began to tell the story -

"Leader, when I was on Earth, one night I saw two little dogs on the side of the road, one of them lying on top of the other, working in shame.

So I took a picture of them with my mobile phone and posted it in the WeChat group of my high school classmates, with the text 'jiaopei in ......'"

Little sister! You can speak such language! The black line on the forehead is full of departures.

"And then?" Lan Yue'er asked, as if she was very interested in this story.

"The next morning, there were all kinds of strange expressions in the WeChat group, and a classmate posted a sentence: 'Ling'er, you are really kind!'

I felt something was wrong, so I looked through the previous chat, and it turned out to be ......"

"What's wrong?" Lan Yue'er asked.

"It turned out that the signal was not good last night, the text was sent out, and the pictures were not sent!"

Lan Yue'er laughed with Fang Ling'er, her teeth flashing, her eyes full of spring.

But I can't help but laugh when I leave the sun, it's over, it's over, the scale is getting bigger and bigger, it's no wonder if you don't be played to death by them!

"Leader......" Lan Yue'er suddenly shouted, and Liri was taken aback.

"What's the matter?"

"Leader, when we were in budui, we had to do training every day, and today the leader will take us to do a training, right?"

"Isn't training to fight beasts training?"

"It's actual combat, not training." The corners of Lan Yue'er's eyes were crooked, and the heroic special forces instantly became a little enchanting.

"What kind of training do you want to do that month?" There is a feeling of being bullied.

Lan Yue'er raised her pretty face, thought about it deliberately, and said: "When Budu trains, there are explosive training, endurance training, anti-oxidation training, anti-hunger training, anti-cold training, ......"

When talking about "cold resistance training", Lan Yue'er gave Fang Ling'er a look, Fang Ling'er understood in seconds, and said, "Leader, let's do a cold resistance training." ”

Lan Yue'er hurriedly answered, "Leader, yes, let's do cold training, it happens to be relatively cold here." ”

"Cold-resistant training? How? "Liri's heart is tight.

"We will do whatever we do when we are in budui." Lan Yue'er took off her coat as she spoke, and Fang Ling'er also took off her coat.

"Leader, it's your turn!" Lan Yue'er's eyes were strange.

"What for?" I feel a little bad about leaving the sun.

"Is it still called cold training with clothes?" Lan Yue'er gave Fang Ling'er another look, and the two of them were about to help Liri take off her camouflage coat.

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, the monsters are watching!" Leaving the day pretending to be serious.

"Leader, do you do it yourself, or will Ling'er and I help you." Lan Yue'er smiled coquettishly.

Finished! These play big!

Liri thought about it for a while, and simply used the initiative to resolve the embarrassment of passivity, and said, "It's fun to play, right?" Okay, let's really do a real combat training! But no one is allowed to say anything when they go back, and if anyone leaks ......"

Without waiting for Liri to finish speaking, the two female soldiers learned the tone of Liri, smiled brightly, and said in unison: "I won't bring anyone out next time!" ”

"It's good to know!"

"I promise not to say it!" The two female soldiers added.

Liri took off his camouflage shirt, revealing a muscular figure and a wide xio

G-muscle ......

Lan Yue'er and Fang Ling'er's pupils dilated, and they looked at it stupidly, feeling a little dizzy!

"Well, that's the biggest scale! Let's fight the cold while playing with the monsters. ”

"Leader, who...... Who's on first? Fang Ling'er looked at Liri, and her heart was still a little trance.

"Yue'er is responsible for guarding the bow and arrow in the rear, just in case, Ling'er will go and fight the strange ** first, and I will respond next to Ling'er.

Ling'er must remember that once you find that the situation is not good, get out quickly! These monsters are not stupid, waiting for us to fall into the trap! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the terrifying cry of a blackbird.

A few people looked up and saw that there were several huge bird's nests on several big trees around, several meters in diameter, which was a bit exaggerated!

Fang Ling'er said: "Leader, the blackbird won't take the opportunity to attack us, right?" ”

Liri said: "It shouldn't be, this is a forest, if you move your hands, they can't be used!" ”

The corners of Fang Ling'er's mouth curved, revealing a wicked smile, "Leader, I'm going to tease the monster!" ”，

Liri said: "Wait a minute! Ling'er, you have to remember two points -

First, monsters know how to cooperate with each other, and you must see them as a whole and pay attention to the cohesion of the movements.

Second, I am next to you, and you must know how to take advantage of this condition.

"Understood!"

After Fang Ling'er finished speaking, she took a wooden stick, twisted her body and began to step forward to tease the monster!

Lan Yue'er prepared her bow and arrows, left her upper body, held the dagger tightly, and followed Fang Ling'er not far behind.

Fang Ling'er got closer and closer to the group of monsters, and began to make various teasing moves-

Whistling, swinging the buttocks, sticking out the tongue, sticking out the middle finger, bewitching.

The group of monsters immediately stirred, and the 3 monsters suddenly jumped out, Fang Ling'er and Liri turned around and ran, watching as they ran......

The monster got closer and closer to the furnace, Fang Ling'er suddenly turned around, picked up the wooden stick and attacked the monster!

The three monsters did not immediately pounce forward, but circled around Fang Ling'er, always outside the attack range of Fang Ling'er's stick.

At the beginning, Fang Ling'er followed the monster to rotate, but suddenly found that something was wrong, and felt that her head would be dizzy after a long time, so she stood still, shook her head slightly, and turned her eyes to respond to all changes!

Suddenly, Fang Ling'er felt a cool breeze coming from behind, so she hurriedly bent back, held the stick with both hands, and waved it back!

"Bang", literally hit the head of a monster that pounced backwards!

The monster lay on its back on the ground, its face covered in blood, its legs cramping, and its tired eyes closed.

"Good, good, good! Deduct a point! Liri clapped his hands excitedly.

Fang Ling'er didn't have time to celebrate, and another monster immediately pounced from the side!

Fang Ling'er hurriedly retracted and bent down, twisted his feet, and waved it diagonally, the wooden stick hit the monster's body, the monster screamed a few times, and was defeated!

Without giving Fang Ling'er a chance to breathe, the last monster was ready to pounce immediately!

Fang Ling'er was about to raise a stick to hit ......

Suddenly, a large lump of scarce bird droppings fell from the sky and landed on Fang Ling'er's head with a snap!

The bird droppings were very large, like straw hats, covering Fang Ling'er's entire head, and instantly flowed from his head to his face.

Fang Ling'er was a little dizzy after being smashed, and quickly wiped her eyes with her hands!

Seizing this opportunity, the monster soared into the air and pounced on Fang Ling'er!