"I'm rubbing! Your uncle's! "Tang Carp is finally unhappy, who doesn't boast of being good-looking after our family is born! Actually said like a little monkey and such a fish...... Bah! Obviously, they all say that they look like old women, okay! Seeing that Tang Carp was angry, Jiujiu hurriedly raised his head from the rice ball, made a tooth-baring gesture at Jin Xiaowu, and then continued to bury his head in hard work.

"Why don't you look like a little monkey! Look at its long tail! Jin Xiaowu said seriously. Jin Xiaowu is a nightcrawler in the underworld, and what he sees is not the illusion of Jiujiu being transformed into a cute baby by JK, but the real appearance, red colloidal skin, and a long tail.

Thinking of this, Tang Carp's momentum suddenly withered, what, it looks like Jiujiu, it's really not good-looking.

"Then you can't say, you can't say that you look like a monkey or something, it's rude!"

"Isn't it rude?" Jin Xiaowu was taken aback: "I'm sorry! I don't know, in the human world, is it rude to say that a child looks like a combination of a monkey and a salmon? ”

I rub!

Tang Li forcibly changed the topic: "Lord Jin, have you eaten?" ”

"Not yet!"

"And what are you doing here?"

"Looking for you!" Jin Xiaowu looked right.

"I thought you met me by the way! Didn't you say you came here for personal business? ”

"It's a private matter." Jin Xiaowu looked stupid and cute, and said, "I'm looking for you to do private things!" ”

Although Tang Carp is almost poor and eats clothes, but her friend is here, and she is still a friend who has saved her life, and she can't be ambiguous: "Then I'll invite you to dinner, you take a look at the menu, let's talk about everything while eating." ”

As a result, Ya is still picky! Still disgusted!

"Aren't you an Inhuman?" He said, "How can I eat the food of the human world, I want to eat delicious food!" ”

So, Tang Li, a former alien, took his daughter and started the first ritual of inviting ghosts to eat food.

The Nightkin is a ghost, but because of its powerful energy, it has exceeded the limitations of the ghost itself.

For example, he can appear in front of human beings, and he can run freely in the sun, but there are some things in his nature that cannot be changed, such as he can't eat human food, he can only eat sacrificial food or yin food.

What is Yin Eclipse? The food in the human world, the yang energy is very heavy, and if the ghost enters it directly, it will be damaged, and it must go through certain treatments, such as casting a spell with a charm, or soaking it in cold water.

Watery yin, food soaked in cold water will become yin food in a short time, and the ghost can eat it, but it is only for a short time, at most half a minute, the ghost can not eat it.

Of course, there are exceptions, such as in the yin festival or when the yin qi is heavy, ghosts can also break through this shackle and eat the delicious food of the world.

There is also a way to sacrifice, after the sacrificial ceremony, the ghost can eat the tribute of the world, but generally only the ancestors of the person who are sacrificed, or the ghost with very strong energy, Jin Xiaowu happens to be a very powerful ghost.

Tang carp now draws ten or nine charms, and can only lead Jin Xiaowu to eat the sacrificial meal, of course, the ancestor worship is the best, there are fish and meat, and according to Jin Xiaowu, many people's ancestral souls have actually been reincarnated a long time ago, and every time they worship their ancestors, it is the day when the ghosts grab food.

"I said Uncle Jin, you are all civil servants in the prefecture, you will go and rob yourself, why do you want to bring me?"

"Aren't we friends?" Uncle Jin looked innocent.

"yes, but ......"

"Didn't you say you wanted to invite me to dinner?"

"yes, but ......"

"Then do you want to be untrustworthy?"

"I'm rubbing! Let's go! ”

Most of the cities don't have this thing to worship their ancestors, and now is not the time, the Buddhist temple gives food, and you have to wait for dark, Jin Xiaowu said that he can sense where the sacrifice is being done, Tang Li looked at the time, twelve o'clock at noon, it is estimated that he can come back after eating, and Jiujiu, this little bastard, is sullen, so he bought a bus ticket, why buy one? Isn't it okay to have a ghost to appear when spending money?

Jiujiu was hung on his chest by Tang Li, he rarely went far away, and he was very happy dancing. Jin Xiaowu sat next to Tang Li, like a mountain cannon entering the city for the first time, full of curiosity: "Is this a spring outing!" It's the first time I've been hanging out with my friends! ”

"Hehe, Winter Tour."

"Spring, summer, autumn and winter don't mean much to us, it's important to be with friends, in the car, to chat, to eat good food, right?"

"Then I said friend, what personal matter do you have to find me? It can't be just a meal for me, right? ”

"Oh, I forgot if you didn't say it, I want to ask you to help me find someone!"

"Me? Help? You are a nightkin of the underworld! Impermanence! Hell! Looking for me? ”

"Now the talent in the underworld is also depressed, fortunately, the world is peaceful and prosperous, and the two worlds of yin and yang are clearly distinguished, but when we encounter things that need to be done in the yang world, we will not have your convenience, the person I am looking for should have died eight hundred years earlier, but he is constantly snatching away his soul and hiding in the world, this is a major event against yin and yang against heaven and earth, I have to find him quickly."

"What does that have to do with me?" Tang carp is already full of black lines.

"This kind of messenger from the underworld has always been handed over to the aliens in the human world, I, I know two in total, one is your grandfather Tang Tianling, and the other is you!"

"Well, actually, I've already ......" After thinking about it, Tang Li swallowed back the things that he no longer had special abilities, and the less people knew about it, the better. Another topic was raised: "So what can I do for you?" ”

"When the time comes, you will know, the secret of heaven must not be revealed."

"And what's in it for me?"

Jin Xiaowu was surprised: "Naturally, it is to increase Fu Lu Shou in the merit book to make up for your five disadvantages and three deficiencies!" ”

"Ahh Tang Carp almost forgot about this stubble.

There are too many aliens who leak heavenly opportunities, life is incomplete, widows, lonely and disabled, they must have the same, money and life rights, they must have less of the same, and its practical science explains that it is a kind of conservation of energy, you have obtained the ability to break more than ordinary people, and other aspects have to be slightly missing, otherwise the world will be chaotic.

Grandpa Tang Li's grandfather was such a bullish person, he was "lonely", he was expelled from the house since he was a child, and he was wandering all his life, and Grandpa Tang Li's occupation was "lack of life" and died young.

However, many strangers help the underworld to run errands, just like the "Five Bucket Gold Medal Birth Sutra" records: All all beings belong to the heavenly cao, the body is the underworld, the life is in the world, and the human body can be obtained, there is the Beidou Dinglu, and there is the Yin Cao Baoju, and the mandate of heaven cannot be changed, but the merit book of the underworld can be changed, for example, Tang Li's grandfather originally had no children in his life, which cannot be changed, but if the merit is accumulated, he will have an heir.

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