Chapter 61: The Divine Comedy of Stargazing
Zhen Huan was most afraid of the day of leaving the autumn moon, and frowned: "Chief, what are you calling Qiuyue for?" ”
Liri pretended to be profound, "You'll find out later!" ”
Qiu Yue floated over, Liri smiled with a smile on his face, twisted his body, and hummed: "Commit two, commit two, you commit two, I commit two, I commit two, you commit two......"
Autumn Moon looked at Lisun like a monster, and her eyes kept flashing, as if she was hallucinating.
"Autumn Moon girl, how is it? Surprise, right? The day returned to his position, revealing a neat row of teeth.
"Surprise?! It's a scare! Chief, what are you doing, scaring me! "Autumn Moon seems to be still in a trance.
"Happy New Culture, the first performance, a little jerky, but it will be better in the future, how about it, happy?" The sun began to writhe again.
"Chief, are you alright?" The autumn moon was just a little calmer, and she was confused by the departure of the sun.
"This is a new culture that I and the queen just invented, and we plan to promote it on 'Wangxing' in the future, and we will also set up a 'Guilty Two Club', what do you think of this idea?"
"Guilty of two clubs? What kind of mess, Chief, are you really sure it's okay? Would you like to call Dr. Yip? ”
Qiu Yue's mind was not on the same beat as them at all, and of course she wouldn't understand the deep-seated reason behind their thoughts, which was why Liri relied more on Zhen Huan, because Zhen Huan understood him!
"Queen, come, let's show Miss Qiuyue together!" Liri gestured to Zhen Huan.
Zhen Huan immediately put on a pose, and Liri shouted: "One, two, three, go you!" Commit two, commit two, you commit two, I commit two, I commit two, you commit two......"
The two face each other, twisting and humming at the same time, becoming hip-hop men and women in seconds!
The more the two jumped, the more they got high, and they didn't know when they attracted Gongsun Liang.
"Miss Qiuyue, what are they doing here?" Gongsun Liang's mouth opened wide.
Qiu Yue spread her hands to Gongsun Liang, as if to say, you ask me, who do I ask?
"Chief, Queen, what are you playing?" Gongsun Liang couldn't help but ask the party directly.
"Mr. Gongsun? It's so good to come! "The day stopped immediately.
"What are you doing?" Gongsun Liang is full of black lines on his forehead.
"The queen and I are going to create a tune, the lyrics are almost ready, you can help us polish it again, and then ask Miss Qiuyue to compose a song!" Liri told Gongsun Liang and Qiu Yue about his intentions at the same time.
"Composing music? What tune? ”
"The Song of the Guilty Two!"
"The Song of the Guilty Two? What you just hummed was the song of committing two? ”
"Yes, I just snorted casually, please help us polish it again."
"Okay, you've got the right person!" Gongsun Liang stroked his goatee and smiled all over his face.
"Mr. Gongsun, do you really think well?" Zhen Huan asked.
"Okay, of course it's good, I'm just committing two!" Gongsun Liang joked with himself seriously.
Liri and Zhen Huan were a little surprised, as if they had found a soulmate at once, but Qiuyue was amused by Gongsun Liang's serious nonsense!
Liri captured the rare charm of Qiuyue, and his heart couldn't help but swing a little, worried that his expression would be seen by Zhen Huan, so he hurriedly said: "Mr. Gongsun, I'll read you the rough lyrics." ”
"Alright, Chief, then I'll read your magnum opus." Gongsun Liang is a literati, and he has to be polite occasionally.
"Queen, let's pair words together, and say whatever you want."
"Okay, chief, you say, I'll add." Zhen Huan was very happy.
Immediately after the departure of the day, he began to recite the lyrics -
Commit two, commit two, you commit two, I commit two, I commit two, you commit two......
**Naked fall into the world, naked stripes to the west
Decades of red dust road, like green silk twilight into snow
The second is happiness, the second is blessing, the second is free and easy, and the second is the great realm of life
To be a criminal, the second is to be a wise man
If you don't do it, you are stupid
Commit two, commit two, you commit two, I commit two, I commit two, you commit two......
The image is a bondage, please don't pretend-
Pretending to be rich, pretending to be noble, pretending to be successful, pretending to be grandchildren
The man looked like a dog and was tired and panicked
To pretend to be a fool is to be a big fool
Comparison is a bondage, please don't compare-
No jealousy, no inferiority, no pompousness, no vanity
To compare is to make a contribution, to compare is to compare to positive energy
To die is to save face and suffer sin
Awesome is also a big fool
Rigidity is a constraint, please don't be detour-
Abide by dogma, admit death, be false and serious, and drill the corners
Why do you want to be so serious?
Tease is not a big fool
Weakness is bondage, please don't be afraid-
Not afraid of hardship, not afraid of tiredness, not afraid of life, not afraid of death
Rise, rise, rise
Bitterness is really stupid
Commit two, commit two, you commit two, I commit two, I commit two, you commit two......
Man is the law of the earth, the earth is the law of the sky, the heaven is the law, and the Tao is the nature
Say it - wise and foolish
It is not born or destroyed, it is not dirty or pure, it does not increase or decrease, and all laws are empty
Recite a sentence - Amitabha
The ups and downs of life, joys and sorrows, love and hatred
Jump, laugh, and make a fuss
Stay away from sorrow, away from sorrow, away from depression
The spirit of the second crime will be sung forever, sung forever, sung forever......
"Good, good, good!" As soon as he finished reading the day, Gongsun Liang clapped his hands and applauded, "Chief, queen, you have the essence of the spirit of committing two crimes, and you don't need to change a word!" I'm going to be the first to learn! ”
"Gongsun Liang, what are you excited about?" Shangguan Ting is here.
"Tingting, come on, come and see, the new culture ......"
"Don't call me Tingting!"
"Okay, okay, no matter what, come and see my performance, if you have any shortcomings, please criticize and correct!" Gongsun Liang began to twist, humming while twisting: "Commit two, commit two......"
Gongsun Liang has a handful of hair on the top of his head, twisting very devotedly, very rhythmic, and very funny!
"Gongsun Liang, God is squeezing, what kind of wind are you smoking!" Shangguan Ting wanted to go up and slap him.
Gongsun Liang twisted while pulling Shangguan Ting, Shangguan Ting grabbed Gongsun Liang's ear and said, "Chief, this god is crazy, right?" ”
Several people laughed loudly, and Qiu Yue also laughed, the corners of her mouth pursed slightly......
Liri caught it again, and he was afraid of being seen by Zhen Huan, so he hurriedly said: "Shangguan Ting, this is what we taught." ”
"What do you teach, what do you teach?"
"The Song of the Guilty Two!"
"Huh? All crazy?! Shangguan Ting whispered to herself.
"Come on, try it, it's fun." Gongsun Liang went to pull Guan Ting again.
"It's funny, you're big!" Shangguan Ting broke free from Gongsun Liang's hand.
Liri smiled and said, "Shangguan beauty, you listen well-"
Liri immediately read the lyrics of the song he had just created, twisting it as he read it, Shangguan Ting listened to it, as if she had understood something, and a smile appeared on her face.
Liri took the opportunity to invite Shangguan Ting, Shangguan Ting slowly twisted up, and read: "Commit two, commit two......"
Gongsun Liang then joined in, and twisted at Shangguan Ting, leaving the sun to let them play alone, turned to Qiu Yue and said, "Qiu Yue, what do you think?" ”
Qiu Yue looked at Gongsun Liang and Shangguan Ting, couldn't help but cover her mouth, and then said, "It's a bit profound, I need to get used to it slowly...... But ......"