"Zhang Xiaomin, aren't you going to break up with Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu will kill your cat today, and the live broadcast will be shown to you! ”

In the video, a Bradol cat looks at the camera curiously,

It is the largest breed of cats, with a soft body that is soft and soft to hold like a ragdoll, so it is also called a ragdoll cat.

After adjusting the camera, the boy turned fierce in a blink of an eye, picked up a fruit knife, and said to his girlfriend on the other end of the video:

"You've opened my eyes wide and looked at it carefully,

Let you break up with me,

Let you call me a scumbag,

Didn't I just spend you tens of thousands of dollars?

Didn't you just keep it for more than a year?

I didn't say I wouldn't look for a job.

In case one day I have awakened some superpowers, and I will make you unable to climb high, I will tell you.

Didn't you steal a few thousand dollars from your dad's wallet yesterday?

It's not that I don't want to pay it back.

You broke up with me?

Still calling me a scumbag?

Am I scum?

I'll kill your cat today, scum will show you! ”

With that, the boy stretched out his hand holding the knife to the cat.

"Meow~"

The cat let out a terrible cry, stretched out its front paws, and its four nails were sharp, cutting a sharp arc in the air.

Shout~

"Ah, my eyes."

The boy was caught off guard, covered his bleeding eyes and screamed, "You dead cat, I'm going to pick your skin." ”

The boy was frantically swinging the knife, and the cat had already jumped out of the window and landed on a car vigorously.

Stupid!

Just these two moments,

Do you still want to learn how to abuse cats?

The cat whimpered disdainfully and looked up at the lead-colored sky.

Bang.

The sky was cloudy, and there was a faint rumbling of thunder.

His reminiscing gaze seemed to have no end.

That's right, this is an extraordinary cat with memories of a past life as a human.

His real surname is "Xiong", Xiong Dailin's bear!

A single name is a "tyrant", a tyrant of a hero!

But because the big name is too domineering, his friends around him call him by his name: Panda!

Three months ago, Panda was the master chef of his seven-star global restaurant chain, the overall champion of the 17th Global Chef God Competition, and the president of the National Culinary Food Association.

If nothing else, he will serve as the chief judge of the 18th Chef Contest and is expected to be re-elected as the next president.

However, the accident happened just three months ago, on the day of the opening of the 50th Panda branch.

He drank a lot of alcohol and vaguely remembered that it was his wife who asked the driver to take him home.

"I'm sorry Brother Mao, your wife paid 10 million to buy your life, don't blame me."

The car was driving on a bridge, and after hearing the driver's words, the car crashed into the bridge railing.

water

Everywhere there is water,

The panda struggled desperately and sank to the bottom of the lake with the car......

(For all the pain of love attachment, for all the wounds of hatred attachment, I can't tell the difference between love and hate, whether it is like this, blood and tears slipped together, my heart was broken and weathered, and my trembling hands could not stop, I could not forgive...... ）

The last memory of the panda gradually blurred with the figure of the driver abandoning him.

……

When he woke up again, he had turned into a newborn Ragdoll.

To be exact,

It should be his quantum consciousness or brain waves, attached to a cat's brain.

And this city, separated from the city before his death, is called the Yangtze River!

The lifespan of a cat is no more than ten years, and in the face of space and time constraints, he has no hope of revenge.

Bang!

The sky is raining,

a little

snake eyes

Falling on the tip of the nose is cold.

The scumbag is blind in one eye, and he will never give up, this home can't go back......

The panda sighed in his heart, and walked away from the deep street with the steps of homelessness.

The rain is getting heavier.

Occasionally, speeding cars splash sewage on pandas.

It's cold again,

hungry again,

He realized he had to find a new owner as soon as possible.

Walking and walking,

The panda walked into a hospital and desperately shook off the water from his body, intending to find a warm ward and dry his hair first.

When the panda came to the tumor ward, he paused and couldn't help but be attracted by a loud noise.

"Miss Han, you calm down first, although the cancer cells in your body have not spread, the prognosis is not optimistic, these tests must be done."

"I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear anything." The female patient coldly asked the attending doctor, "You told me this 10 years ago, but what is the difference between now and before?" ”

"Miss Han, as long as you cooperate with the treatment, you can extend your life for at least five years."

"No, don't, you all get out of here!"

The female patient's emotions instantly lost control, and she raised her hand and knocked over the surgical instruments.

"I'd rather die now than be tortured by you for another five years." She picked up a scalpel and held it against her neck.

Everyone was frightened and persuaded her to put the tweezers down.

The attending doctor said hurriedly, "Miss Han, even if you don't think about yourself, please think about Chairman Han, he has lost a son and can't lose you anymore." ”

It turned out to be the daughter of the chairman of a certain consortium?

The panda didn't have time to think about it, and slowly approached from behind the female patient with light steps.

"Ah~"

The panda suddenly jumped on her shoulder, causing the female patient to scream in fright, and the scalpel fell to the ground.

The crowd was stunned.

The female patient gasped in shock, only to see the cat shake the water on her body, and then jumped onto the plastic chair as if nothing happened, and shook her tail back and forth, looking very proud.

Interrupted by the sudden appearance of the cat, the female patient calmed down, and the desire to die was not as strong as just now.

In front of everyone's eyes, she didn't know what to do.

"What are you doing? Didn't you see my hands bleeding? She gasped softly and exclaimed, "Bandage me quickly." ”

……

Not long after, the female patient was injected with a tranquilizer and fell asleep in a hospital bed.

The panda jumped up to her and began to look at the sleeping beauty.

Although the cat's pupils can only distinguish a limited number of colors, this does not prevent the panda from judging human aesthetics, which is definitely a first-class beauty.

so

Do you want to be her pet or not?

With such a bad temper, forget it!

But, her father is the chairman!

There are self-harm tendencies, and being her pet is risky!

But, her father is the chairman!

This kind of emotionally unstable woman can't learn to meow twice and lick her palms to please her.

But, you can play the piano!

……

The heart of the panda is going through a fierce game.

"Hello! I'm from the stray cat rescue station, may someone ask where the gray and white Ragdoll cat is now? ”

"Huh? Why is it gone? Maybe in the ward, I'll take a look. ”

Suddenly there was a voice outside the door.

Knowing that something was wrong, the panda quickly got into the bed of the female patient, but the medical staff could not find him, so he had to give up.

Surrounded by the warm aroma, the panda narrowed its eyes in comfort.

It's been a long time since I've slept so peacefully.

The world is falling apart, and nothingness has swallowed him.

·——Points——·——Cut————Lines——·

cold

It's cold!

The cold, which penetrates deep into the bone marrow, turns the world in the panda's eyes into a milky white.

In his dreams, he had a crystal coffin in which lay the body of an unclothed male.

This person has both the clean lines of Western men and the ethereal of Eastern men, and he looks very familiar.

Oh, my God!

Isn't that the panda's teenage self?

In addition, words appeared on the crystal coffin.

[Main God System] 1.1 Food Edition

【Main God】Xiong Ba (Cat Subject)

【Main Quest】The main god system reaches level 100, and the quest progress (0/100)

Rewards:

1. The Golden Body of the Main God (3600 seconds/day/level)

Additional Talent: Telekinesis (1kg/level)

2. God's Realm (10,000 square meters/level)

【Initial Quest (1)】Issue a sub-god contract to any human

Reward: The main god mirage

……

The panda suddenly understood something.

If he is not schizophrenic, he is undoubtedly possessed by the main god.

After all, he is a person who has died once, and he has even accepted the rebirth of a cat, and it is not difficult to accept the identity of the main god.

After studying it for a while, he finally understood.

This system needs to be upgraded by the popularity of food, and each level can maintain an additional hour of human form per day.

And there are 24 hours in a day, and when the main god system is upgraded to level 24, he will be able to have the body of his youth, and he will no longer need to be a cat.

You can also use telekinesis,

Explore the god-level ranch,

Crafting God-level recipes......

Not to mention what kind of existence the main god is, even if he can become a human, the panda is willing to pay any price.

But there's a problem, he's a cat, not to mention opening a store, he can't even cook dishes, so he can't sell himself to a cat meat restaurant in exchange for popularity, right?

This is not a problem, as the main system can be upgraded with a secondary system.

Panda's first initial task is to find a sub-god and let him do what he can't do.

so

Who will be the sub-god?

The first thing that Panda thought of was the female patient who had the same disease as him.

One turned into a cat, the other had cancer, and it was a natural choice.

Moreover, this woman is extremely beautiful, has the potential of a beautiful and delicious female cook, and her father is the chairman of the consortium, and belongs to the kind of people who control most of the production resources in the 28th law, and can provide high-quality material conditions for upgrading the system.

Thinking of this, Panda immediately used his mind to send a contract invitation to the female patient, and easily completed the first task.

After completing this task, the system rewards a [Main God Illusion] talent skill, which can create illusions for humans.

Xiaoqiong, you must not have thought that I am still alive!

The panda's desire to return home is getting stronger.

When I go back, I will get back everything that belongs to me, and you will be punished by the law and ruined!

The panda's mind gradually became firm.

yes

With his understanding of cooking and his insight into the market, coupled with his ability and system to create illusions, as long as he finds someone who is genuinely willing to help him, Panda is willing to teach him what he has learned all his life, and he may not be unable to make a comeback.

"Ah, how can there be a cat!"

However, when Panda unlocked the main god illusion, his quantum consciousness was pulled back to reality by a scream.

·——Points——·——Cut————Lines——·

"Meow~"

Before he could figure out what was going on, the panda was kicked under the bed and fell on all fours.

"Miss Han, what's going on?" The nurse on duty came over in a panic.

The female patient got goosebumps all over her body, pointed to the cat under the bed and said, "How can you ...... How can I get this dirty, smelly cat into my quilt? ”

"I'm really sorry, we're looking for this cat too."

"Throw it out, I'm clean!"

"Okay!"

Seeing that the nurse stretched out her hand, the panda swooped out, sighing as she ran.

It's over,

When I met a white-eyed wolf,

The human world is indeed sinister!