Chapter 99: Escape
Regardless of whether I have a weak heart or a cold sweat, the fat sister has already stood in front of me, I quietly signaled Lin Ruyi for a while, it really can't work, she will stop the fat girl first, I will find a chance to escape. Lin Ruyi is a girl after all, I respect the fat girl as a man, and I shouldn't do anything to a girl.
"You?" After seeing me, the fat girl was a little confused, why did this face change body again?
"Me? Girl, have you ever seen someone who looks like me? I have a friend who was carved out of almost the same mold as me, and he got separated from me after he went to the island, have you ever seen him? I struggled to control my emotions and asked with a serious face. Lin Ruyi and Sister Hua on the side both cast incredible glances at me.
"Your friend? Don't lie to me, you're that guy, aren't you? ”
"Girl, you really misunderstood, my friend also came to the Golden Islands before, and then he had an accident and went back, but he has been full of chagrin since he went back, and he seems to feel sorry for a girl, so he lost a lot of weight during that time, but he and I are really two people."
"Emaciated?" The fat girl was also unsure of what I said, she met us on the road earlier, and Xiaoka hadn't done iris mapping with me at that time, so the "he" that the fat girl saw must be a lot thinner than what I see now, but although the fat girl can't understand the problem of the face, the familiar feeling should be not wrong.
"Sister Hua, did you say that this person is the same person we met last time?" The fat sister suddenly turned her head and asked Sister Hua.
Sister Hua looked at me a little embarrassed, then looked at Sister Hua, and said hesitantly: "It seems to be, it doesn't seem to be, this, you can judge for yourself." ”
Sister Hua didn't give a direct answer, but the fat girl had a new way of her own, and she suddenly said to me: "You take off your clothes!" ”
"Undressed?" I subconsciously took two steps back, put my hands in front of my chest and said, "Girl, what are you going to do, although this is the Golden Islands, it's not appropriate to play hooligan in broad daylight, right?" ”
"That's it, how can you get people to take off their clothes? After all, we are all girls like flowers, and it will have a bad impact when it is passed on. Sister Hua on the side didn't understand the fat girl's intentions, and she was a little embarrassed to persuade her, as if she wanted to take off her clothes.
"What are you thinking?" The fat girl crossed her waist a little angrily and said, "The old lady is not such a casual person. When I bought him back from the market, he was unconscious and smelly, so my wife wiped him with a towel. ”
Nima's! How did Lao Tzu not know about this? I was shocked in my heart, it turned out that my innocence had been ruined in the hands of this fat girl a long time ago, it was really eyeless.
Sister Hua and Lin Ruyi also looked at me with complicated expressions, I felt that Lin Ruyi's eyes were about to burst into flames, I quickly signaled her not to be impulsive, speaking of which Lao Tzu is the victim, the overall situation is important at the moment, and you must not be entangled with this fat girl again.
"So, even if someone has the same face as you, they can't have the same body, right? If you want to say you're not the person I'm looking for, then take off your clothes and show me. The fat girl said word by word, but she thought about it and seemed to be a little inappropriate, and added: "Don't think too beautiful, just take off your shirt, the old lady only wiped your upper body at the beginning, don't want to take advantage of me." ”
Nima's, who is going to take advantage of whom, I am more and more curious about the fat girl's very natural and undisguised confidence.
"That girl doesn't even take off her top, right? Besides, I have urgent things to do now, do you think this will work, you have to really doubt me, and when I finish my work, I will take the initiative to come to you to prove my innocence? ”
"No way!" The fat girl said categorically, and at the same time the person moved in front of me like a mountain, look at this posture, if I don't take it off again, she will do it herself.
"Oh no, Sister Hua!" At this moment, a pirate came to the dock with a boat shouting.
"What's going on? Shouting. Sister Hua asked with some dissatisfaction.
"A male student ran away!"
"What!" Sister Hua asked in surprise, "Why do so many of you still let people run away?" ”
"This," the pirate looked at Sister Hua and stopped talking a little.
"If you have a fart, let it go!"
"Just now, one of the female students told us that something important had fallen on the boat and wanted to go back to pick it up, of course we were following your orders, Sister Hua, and we definitely couldn't agree, but the female student told us that as long as she went back and got the things back, we could do whatever we wanted, so..."
"So your brains are thrown into the sea?" Sister Hua asked angrily.
"No, we thought that if we let her go back, if she didn't come back, it would be a big loss, so we only agreed to let one of the men go back, and also sent a person to follow him, but I didn't expect that the little rabbit cub didn't keep his word, and actually took the opportunity to push our people into the water, and then rowed away by himself." At this point, the pirate didn't even dare to lift his head.
Sister Hua looked at her subordinates and suddenly cried and laughed, they were just a bunch of waste, and other pirates called them a disgrace to the pirate world, and now it seems that it is not completely unreasonable.
"You idiots, my mother shouldn't have worked hard to make money to redeem you, just let you be slaves for life!" Sister Hua said angrily, "What are you still doing here?" Hurry back and keep an eye on the rest of the people, if anyone escapes, the old lady will throw you into the sea one by one to feed the sharks. ”
"But what about the student who ran away?"
"Where can he go? He must have gone back to their ship, and the old lady will go and get him back! ”
As she spoke, Sister Hua rolled up her sleeves and was about to go to the dock where our ship was, and I was about to hurry up and go back to see it first, but the fat girl blocked my way.
"You can't go anywhere until you take off your clothes!"
"Girl, it's no fun for you to mess around like this, and I won't tell you, I know your Lord Arthur."
"It doesn't matter who you know, even if King Arthur crawls out of the coffin board, you have to undress!"
Alas, I don't know what evil I created in my previous life, so that God wants to punish me like this now, looking at Sister Hua's distant figure, I am worried that she will make the movement bigger again, and I am anxious to chase her, but the fat girl is like a demon, and she will not let me go. The clothes must not be dragged off, first, it is a joint exercise, and second, if what she said is true, it will definitely be recognized by her, and it will be even more impossible to leave when the time comes.
"This girl, if you really can't do it, you can come with me first, okay?"
"No! Must undress! ”
Grandma's is really a show, and I can't explain it when I meet the soldiers, so I gritted my teeth and stomped my foot and said: "That's right, it's me, what you're looking for, but I really have 100,000 urgent things now, and I'll come to you when I'm done, okay?" I'll be responsible for you. ”
"Responsible for me?" When the fat girl heard this, she suddenly froze in place, her eyes lit up, and I took advantage of her stunned kung fu to quickly pull Lin Ruyi to chase Sister Hua. After about a minute or two, the fat girl came back to her senses, with a few scarlets on her disc-like face, a happy smile on the corner of her mouth, and she bit her lip and stomped her foot, and under the frightened gaze of the nearby pirates, the fat girl dragged Cupid's little wings and ran towards me.