Chapter Eighty-Six: It's Rare
Early the next morning.
Dai Qingqing, who had been asleep all night, just opened his sleepy eyes, and everything that happened last night suddenly appeared in his mind.
Dai Qingqing, who was shocked, sat up from the bed and glanced at the complete clothes, Dai Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief, and then, Dai Qingqing saw Wang Sisi who was sleeping beside him.
The complete clothes on Wang Sisi's body made Dai Qingqing breathe a sigh of relief.
Immediately afterwards, Dai Qingqing slapped Wang Sisi's bulging ass and made a "snap" sound, "Sisi, wake up!" ”
I don't know what Wang Sisi did last night, Dai Qingqing slapped Wang Sisi's ass three times in a row, Wang Sisi moved, and after reaching out to protect his buttocks, Wang Sisi muttered: "Don't make trouble!" ”
Seeing that Wang Sisi looked half-dead, Dai Qingqing stretched out his legs, and kicked "duang, duang, duang" on Wang Sisi's body, so that he couldn't kick Wang Sisi off the bed.
"What are you doing!?" Wang Sisi finally opened his eyes.
Dai Qingqing shouted: "Sisi, we were drugged last night!" ”
"Oh!" Wang Sisi yawned and coped.
"Did you hear me?" Seeing Wang Sisi's indifferent appearance, Dai Qingqing said angrily, "I said that we were drugged!" ”
Wang Sisi still didn't care and said: "I know, I was drugged!" ”
"Why are you ......" Wang Sisi's appearance made Dai Qingqing angry, "Ignore you!" ”
After speaking, Dai Qingqing began to take off his clothes.
Wang Sisi asked in surprise, "What are you doing?" ”
"Nonsense, of course it's to check if there's a **!" Anyway, each other's bodies have long been familiar, and Dai Qingqing kept saying, "Now those criminals are very bad!" They'll all give their crime scene aftermath too! I won't let go of those who have sinned against me, and I don't want to puff up my belly for no reason! ”
Wang Sisi glanced at Dai Qingqing, "Don't worry, it's okay!" ”
"It's okay if you have checked it!" Dai Qingqing checked his important parts, and after nothing unusual, he breathed a sigh of relief and said to Wang Sisi, "Sisi, you also check your body!" ”
Wang Sisi waved his hand and refused: "I don't want it!" ”
Dai Qingqing said while getting dressed: "Then I'll check it for you!" ”
"Pull it down!" Wang Sisi began to walk towards the door, "I'll go first, you wear slowly!" ”
"Wang Sisi, you stop for me!" Dai Qingqing shouted, "Do you believe it or not, I will definitely check your body today?" If you don't want me to strip you naked in front of other people, you let me check it for you! ”
Wang Sisi's face trembled, and he lay down on the bed, "Then you can check!" ”
……
Somewhere in the northeast, the mountains are deep and the forests are dense.
A few heavy snowfalls in the winter made the whole world white.
Jiang Changqing and Jiang Chunyu, who were wearing snow camouflage, were hiding behind a pine tree that could not be held by one person.
Jiang Changqing asked Jiang Chunyu in a low voice, "Is there really a rabbit here?" ”
Jiang Chunyu also lowered his voice: "You have to believe me!" ”
Jiang Changqing asked again: "Can't you do the routine?" Don't open it! ”
Jiang Chunyu said confidently: "Don't worry, I'm a professional!" When I was in the army, I didn't miss a shot! ”
Stealing a long day of leisure, Jiang Changqing and Jiang Chunyu took advantage of the absence of Jiang Changqing's scene today to come out and set rabbits.
Jiang Changqing asked in surprise: "When you were a soldier, did you still put a rabbit on it?" ”
Jiang Chunyu said: "Don't talk about rabbits, when we train in the wild, as long as it is not a protected animal, I have caught and eaten everything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and swims in the river!" ”
Jiang Changqing said: "I suddenly found that your little life as a soldier is quite comfortable!" ”
"Comfortable fart!" Jiang Chunyu said, "When I survive in the wild, I only eat the supplies I bring when I save my life, and I usually eat whatever I catch!" ”
As if remembering the unbearable past, Jiang Chunyu's face showed a relatively expression, "Earthworms, rats, beetles, grab what you eat!" ”
Jiang Changqing's face showed a disgusting expression, "You can also eat this?" ”
"I couldn't eat it at first, but what can you do? If you don't eat, you'll be hungry, if you're hungry, you won't have physical strength, if you don't have physical strength, you can't complete it, and if you don't finish training, you can only quit! So, you have to eat! Eat desperately with your eyes closed! Jiang Chunyu's face showed a nostalgic expression, "Now that I think about it, I miss the life at that time!" ”
Jiang Changqing suddenly said: "It's coming, it's coming!" ”
Jiang Chunyu pressed Jiang Changqing, "Don't move, don't move!" ”
Watching the rabbit walk towards the trap step by step, Jiang Chunyu smiled, "Sister Mo Yan, they are so unlucky!" ”
Jiang Changqing's eyes widened, staring at the rabbit, "The body is important!" ”
Jiang Changqing came to the Northeast to film, and Mo Yan and the others also came with them at first, but as soon as they arrived at the place where the crew was stationed, Jiang Changqing's stylist Yang Guo froze down, and then, the assistant Li Hongfei also froze sick, so Jiang Changqing left Jiang Chunyu, who had served in the army, by his side, and everyone else rushed back.
"Hit!"
When the lassoed rabbit struggled, Jiang Changqing jumped out from behind the tree where he was hiding.
But as soon as he ran two steps, Jiang Chunyu suddenly threw Jiang Changqing into the snow from behind.
"Don't move!"
As if something terrible was about to happen, Jiang Chunyu's face became very, very serious, very, very cautious!
Jiang Changqing asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?" ”
"Dangerous!"
After finishing speaking, Jiang Chunyu cautiously observed the surrounding situation.
Suddenly, in the white snow, black and brown colors appeared.
"Nima's, Siberian Tiger!"
Jiang Chunyu's face turned earthy yellow.
Although he has been practicing martial arts since he was a child and has been a soldier, encountering an adult Siberian tiger with his bare hands still made Jiang Chunyu's throat dry.
"I'm rubbing! Siberian tiger! ”
Jiang Changqing also saw the Siberian tiger that suddenly appeared.
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva vigorously, Jiang Chunyu said to Jiang Changqing: "Changqing, I'll let you run in a while, you can run quickly!" Don't look back, you know? ”
Compared with Jiang Chunyu, Jiang Changqing seemed calmer, "If the two of us are the same, it is estimated that we can still fight with that tiger, but you are alone, you will die!" ”
Although he has practiced martial arts since he was a child, without any weapons, Jiang Changqing didn't have the idea that he could beat the Siberian tiger away, even if he had Jiang Chunyu by his side.
"No, we have to run one!" Jiang Chunyu tried to persuade Jiang Changqing, "I am your bodyguard, I used to be a soldier, and it is my duty to defend the country and protect the people......
"Okay, don't talk about it......" Jiang Changqing interrupted Jiang Chunyu's tirade, "I don't want to go to the tiger's belly to give it to you yet."
Collect the corpse! ”
Watching the Siberian tiger walk to the rabbit in the quilt, Jiang Chunyu took a deep breath and said, "Then let's live and die together!" ”
Jiang Changqing stretched out his hand to Jiang Chunyu: "Live and die together!" ”
"Live and die together!" Jiang Chunyu and Jiang Changqing shook hands, "I miss the slogan I used to be in the army!" ”
Watching the Siberian tiger eat the rabbit that was lassoed as if nothing happened, Jiang Chunyu said: "Changqing, we can't sit still here!" Find a way! ”
Jiang Changqing asked, "What can you do?" ”
"Up the tree!" Jiang Chunyu patted the big tree next to him, "I was so scared stupid just now!" Quick, up the tree! ”
Jiang Changqing asked: "This tree is so thick, I don't even have a branch, how can I get on it?" ”
"Human ladder!" After speaking, Jiang Chunyu stood up "poof", and after arriving under the tree, he took a lunge, and his hands were locked between his hips, "Quick, you go first!" ”
Looking at the Siberian tiger looking at this, Jiang Changqing dared to hesitate and stepped on Jiang Chunyu's hand, Jiang Chunyu pushed upwards again, and Jiang Changqing climbed a horizontal branch on the tree.
Then with a twist, Jiang Changqing rode on the branch.
Glancing at the Siberian tiger that was ready to pounce on the tree, Jiang Changqing took off the armed belt tied to his waist as quickly as possible, for fear that the length of the armed belt would not be enough, Jiang Changqing lay down and lay on the branch.
His eyes swept to the Siberian tiger rushing towards him, Jiang Changqing said anxiously: "Quick!" ”
Jiang Chunyu grabbed the armed belt thrown down by Jiang Changqing, kicked his legs on the trunk of the tree, and went up the tree with a "puff".
A foul wind with a fishy smell blew up under Jiang Chunyu's body, and the sharp claws of the Siberian tiger stuck to Jiang Chunyu's clothes and slapped over.
After getting up the tree, Jiang Chunyu hurriedly said, "Quick, climb up again!" ”
Jiang Changqing didn't dare to slack off, and Jiang Chunyu began to climb to a higher place.
Under the tree, after the Siberian tiger fell to the ground, he turned over slowly, looked up at the two prey that were climbing upward, and then pounced towards the big tree where Jiang Changqing and Jiang Chunyu lived.
The sharp claws clawed at the trunk of the tree, leaving several claw marks, and the Siberian tiger climbed up like a cat.
Jiang Changqing was taken aback: "Sister Chunyu, didn't you say that it can't climb trees?" While screaming, Jiang Changqing continued to climb up.
Jiang Chunyu, who was also not idle, was not slower than Jiang Changqing, "I haven't seen a real tiger either!" ”
Just as the sisters were climbing up, there was a "poof", and the Siberian tiger that was climbing up fell.
Jiang Changqing and Jiang Chunyu, who always kept an eye on the Siberian tiger, breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and their hands and feet slowed down.
"No, I need to rest!" Jiang Changqing sat on the branch and gasped, not tired, but too nervous.
Jiang Chunyu was no better, holding the trunk of the tree and riding on the branch, panting and scolding: "Ma Dan, didn't you read the yellow calendar when you went out today?" How did you come across this thing? ”
Looking at the Siberian tiger circling around under the tree, Jiang Changqing said to Jiang Chunyu: "It doesn't seem to be ready to leave!" ”
Jiang Chunyu took out his mobile phone, "I'll call the police!" ”
Seeing Jiang Chunyu take out her mobile phone to call the police, Jiang Changqing also took out her mobile phone, but she didn't call anyone, but aimed the camera at the Siberian tiger who was still hovering under the tree, turned on the camera function, and muttered: "It's rare to be chased by a Siberian tiger to the tree!" 2k reading network