Chapter 31: The Zombie Kind
"Oh? Are you from the city? The voice was a little delighted, quickened his pace, and walked over, Lin Fei looked at the two carefully:
Walking in front was an old man of fifty or sixty years old, with wheat-colored skin, rough palms, some gray hair, dressed like an old peasant, and the one who followed behind, in his thirties, with a large straw hat and a somewhat yellowed white shirt, seemed to be the son of the old man.
"Ha, young man, hello, I am a farmer on this farm, my surname is Qiao, others call me Qiao Laohan, this is my son, Qiao Er", the old man introduced enthusiastically.
"Mr. Qiao, Brother Qiao, hello, my name is Lin Fei, this is my brother, Jiang Yu, Zheng Fangxing, this is my two sisters, Lin Ruoxue and Jiang Xiaodie", Lin Fei saw that this old man was so enthusiastic, naturally he couldn't lose his manners, and introduced them one by one.
"Ah, well, I heard you say just now, it's from the city? Come in and rest and rest", Old Man Qiao greeted hospitablely.
"Huh?" Lin Fei's eyebrows twisted slightly, and then stretched out again, "Oh! Since this is the case, then it is better to be respectful than to obey your fate and bother Mr. Qiao", Lin Fei politely said, "Eh, what is this saying, isn't it just to take a break from me, it's just a gesture", then Old Man Qiao also said lightly.
As he spoke, Qiao Laohan and his son led the way in front and walked towards a small courtyard on the farm with Lin Fei and the others, "Wow! Mr. Qiao, such a big courtyard, just you and Brother Qiao live? Lin Fei asked casually.
"Uh...... No, there were still a lot of farmers living here, but now is not the sowing season, they all go home on vacation, leaving only our father and son here to watch the farm", Qiao Laohan explained, but a trace of unnaturalness flashed on his face.
"Oh, that's the case", Lin Fei smiled, didn't say anything, and after a while, he came to the gate of the small courtyard, Lin Fei saw that there were some traces of stars on the silver-white gate, which seemed to be rust.
"Come on, come on, please come in, our father and son haven't taken care of this small place diligently, it's a little dirty, I hope you don't dislike it", the old man Qiao said.
"Eh, Mr. Qiao, don't say that, it's already a great favor for you to let us rest and rest, how dare you ask for anything else", Lin Fei flattered.
"You young man is really good at talking, the sun is getting high, so let's have lunch together," said Qiao Laohan.
"Oh, how can this work, we have already caused you a lot of trouble, how can you be embarrassed to stay and eat again", Lin Fei hurriedly shirked it.
"Young man, don't you dislike the old man, my is coarse tea and light rice, it's hard to eat, right?" , Qiao Laohan seemed a little displeased, hearing him say this, Lin Fei had to agree, then Qiao Laohan beckoned his son away and prepared lunch.
Mr. Qiao, let my sister go and help out", Lin Fei stopped Old Man Qiao and said, "Oh...... No...... No need, you are guests, how can you let you do it", the old man Qiao said hurriedly, pulling Qiao San to the kitchen.
"Brother Fei, this old man Qiao is good, he also cooks for us, there are not many such kind-hearted people now", Jiang Yu said excitedly in Lin Fei's ear, "Oh? Is it? I hope so", Lin Fei's face was a little unsightly.
"Huh? Phineas, what's wrong with you, is there any problem? Jiang Yu asked, "It's nothing, maybe I'm thinking too much", Lin Fei didn't say anything.
"Ping Pong", the sound of stir-frying came from the kitchen, and the smell of meat came, "Huh? Brother Fei, it seems that there is meat, this old man Qiao is really enthusiastic, now that meat is so scarce, they actually entertain us with meat", Jiang Yu said, his saliva was about to flow out.
Lin Fei just nodded and didn't say anything, "Haha, let's wait for a long time, there are still a few dishes to come soon", Qiao Laohan said, bringing a plate of fried meat.
"Thank you, Mr. Qiao", Lin Fei thanked him, "Eh, what's polite, there are a few dishes, you can wait a little longer", Qiao Laohan said, and returned to the kitchen.
"Wow! Phineas, it's meat, there's really meat! Jiang Yu was so excited that he yelled in Lin Fei's ear, and although Ruoxue and Fluttershy didn't say anything, their eyes were fixed on the meat on the table, and they couldn't take their eyes off it.
"Can you be a little bit promising, Ruoxue and Fluttershy, the two children, are not as greedy as you" Seeing Jiang Yu's greedy appearance, he said helplessly, "Uh...... Hehe", Jiang Yu touched his nose, a little embarrassed.
"Hehe, Brother Fei, you can't eat this meat, if you eat it, it's just like us zombies", Zheng Fangxing's voice came in Lin Fei's mind, "Huh? What does that mean"? Lin Fei was a little puzzled.
"Brother Fei, let me ask you, what is the biggest difference between zombies and humans in addition to their appearance?" Zheng Fangxing asked, "The biggest difference?" Cannibalism, of course......... You mean, this meat, this meat is ......", Lin Fei was shocked and speechless.
"Tsk, fragrant human flesh, I really miss it", Zheng Fangxing said nothing, his tone was a little joking, "How can this be, why is this happening", Lin Fei's emotions were a little out of control, and he actually shouted.
"Brother Fei, what's wrong?" Seeing this, Jiang Yu hurriedly asked, "Jiang Yu, this matter may be a little unacceptable, even a little unbelievable, but it is a fact, you must believe me", Lin Fei leaned into Jiang Yu's ear and said excitedly.
Yes? Brother Fei, what is so important, you say, I believe you", Jiang Yu was also taken aback when he saw Lin Fei so solemn, so Lin Fei told Jiang Yu 1510 in addition to erasing Zheng Fangxing's words.
"Phineas, what! You mean...... But how is this possible? Jiang Yu didn't dare to respond, "It's impossible, you'll know in a moment", Lin Fei said, and explained to Ruoxue and Fluttershy, and then poured the plate of 'meat' into the backpack, pretending to have finished eating.
"Ahh Brother Fei, my head is so dizzy", Jiang Yu pretended to shout, "Uh, me too", Lin Fei replied, "Bang dang", as soon as the words fell, Lin Fei and Jiang Yu knocked down the stool and fell to the ground, Ruoxue and Fluttershy also lay on the table, pretending to faint.
"Lad, lad!" The old man shouted a few words, and when he saw that Lin Fei and the others did not react, he laughed unscrupulously.
"Hahaha, son, our rations are available again, go and drag these people to the back and lock them up, tsk, there are two female dolls with fine skin and tender meat, children's meat is the best", the old man Qiao greeted his son and said excitedly.
PS Author's words: Haha, high energy is coming, afraid or not!