Chapter 97: Phoenix Carving
Liri took the opportunity to hold Zhen Huan's outstretched little tender hand, and then slowly put it on xio
g front.
How can a woman's hands feel so comfortable to the touch -
Tender, smooth, soft and boneless......
Liri enjoyed the excitement brought by Zhen Huan, recalling the scene of hugging her naked two days ago, and he didn't have the heart to think about it at all.
But now it's different, now there is no imminent threat to life, you can slowly reminisce, I didn't expect it, women are full of treasures, especially ...... Tut-tut, it's really the best in the world!
The day is a little confused......
Suddenly, he felt a little guilty about Zhen Huan, although it was Bai Bingbing's idea, but after all, he would be suspicious, thinking of this, the lust for leaving the sun slowly faded, and he put Zhen Huan's hand back.
Zhen Huan keenly captured the change in Liri's mood, she knew that Liri was guilty and blamed herself, and she wanted to resolve his emotions immediately.
"Chief......" Zhen Huanjiao shouted.
"I'll tell you a joke."
"Jokes?" Liri didn't know what Zhen Huan was thinking, "Okay, let's hear it." ”
Zhen Huan began to tell jokes -
A pair of boys and girls together.
The young man said, "What will happen to you if I lean against you?"
The girl said: I will resist!
The young man said, "What will happen to you if I stretch out my hand and put my arm around your waist?"
The girl said: Of course I will resist!
The young man said: If I am strong
You, what will happen to you?
The girl said, "Of course...... I'm going to resist!
The young man said: If I ......
The girl said, "Are you finished?" Don't you understand that a woman's power is limited after all?
Liri knew that Zhen Huan used this joke to relieve the embarrassment, and at the same time it was a kind of teasing, a burst of heat hit, his face was hot, and he couldn't stand it, although he enjoyed it, he was also uncomfortable, so he hurriedly said: "I'll go out for a while!" ”
"Why?"
"Pee!"
"Hee-hee-hee......"
…… ……
It was dawn, no snow, and it was clear.
"Technician Wu, what are you doing early in the morning?"
"Queen, come and see how my craftsmanship is."
Zhen Huan came to Wu Wei's side, only to see Wu Wei further sawing off the stump, each section of about 30 centimeters, and thought he was going to chop wood.
"Too short, right? How do you burn it? ”
"It's not a drip ...... for firewood"
"Make a bench? Too small, right? ”
"It's not for benches, either."
"I won't guess riddles with you, let's talk, what's the use."
"The first step of human civilization!" Wu Wei's mysterious appearance.
"What do you mean?"
"Civilized dining!"
"Great idea! Make mine a little more refined. Zhen Huan gave Wu Wei a thumbs up.
"Shh......h Come here! Wu Wei mysteriously beckoned to Zhen Huan.
Zhen Huan looked around and approached Wu Wei, "What's wrong?" ”
"I'll carve a phoenix for you on the outside of the bowl...... What do you think? Wu Wei whispered.
"Do you still have this craft?"
"If you're engaged in technology, you have to know everything, how about it, carving a phoenix." Wu Wei smiled.
"Every bowl is carved?"
"Just for the queen!"
"Why?"
"The queen is unique!" Wu Wei looked very serious.
"You can do it!" Zhen Huan felt so happy in his heart, and suddenly felt that this Wu Wei was a little kind.
"You will really be the queen in the future, and you will cover me." Wu Wei squeezed his eyes at Zhen Huan.
"I want to be a pharaoh!" Zhen Huan teased.
"No, no!"
"What's wrong?"
"There is a flaw in this statement, the 'pharaoh' is the king of ancient Egypt, he has become a mummy, I don't want to be a pharaoh, I want to be a senator!" Wu Wei teased.
"Patriarch? You're already there! Zhen Huan pursed his lips.
"Huh?" The second monk Wu Weizhang was puzzled.
"Bare, round head, aren't you the patriarch!"
"You can't figure it out!" Wu Wei touched his bald head, "It's decided, you are the queen, I am the elder!" ”
"Do you really want to be the patriarch of the Kai Dynasty?" Zhen Huan accompanied Wu Wei to chat a few more words, which was regarded as a reward for his kindness just now.
"A must!" Wu Wei said very seriously.
"Do it well!" Zhen Huan's tone is really a bit like a queen.
When he came back from standing guard on the left day, Zhen Huan hurriedly left, and then went to pick flowers and plants.
Just as he was about to return to the "cave", Bai Bingbing walked over, as if he had been waiting for him.
Liri knew that she had to talk about theory again, and she didn't want to talk to her more, but she was a social scientist assigned by her superiors after all.
In the future, many things such as economic development, city construction, and law enactment on the "stargazing" will depend on this woman who is armed with knowledge, and she can not believe her words, but she should not be disobeyed.
Of course, there is another reason, this Bai Bingbing looks a little good, if she is an ugly monster, she may be tired of it.
"Chief, you've been laid off, you've worked hard!" Bai Bingbing smiled all over his face.
Bai Bingbing's smile is generally only given to the day, and others can't enjoy this treatment.
"It's not hard, it should be, is there something wrong with Expert Bai?" Leave the day to be polite.
"It's okay, just want to chat with the chief and enjoy his face?" There was content in Bai Bingbing's eyes.
Why is it in the same pattern as yesterday?
Won't you have to remind yourself to guard against Zhen Huan again?
Liri wanted to refuse, but she felt that it was unnecessary, even if she said bad things about Zhen Huan, she was an assertive person and would not listen to slander.
"You're welcome, let's go, talk while walking, move your muscles and bones by the way, after standing guard for a long time, your whole body is really a little stiff." Liri smiled.
"Give you a massage?" Bai Bingbing raised her beautiful eyebrows.
"Forget it, just move around." Liri smiled and politely refused.
"Chief, you must be a person who does great things in the future, with a high position and authority, and everyone respects you." Bai Bingbing suddenly came out with such an incoherent sentence.
What do you mean?
Are you slapping me on the back?
Or what social science theory is going to be talked about?
Li Ri glanced at Bai Bingbing in a daze, and quipped, "Expert Bai, when did you learn the prediction technique?" ”
"Chief, you're really right, I know how to face a person, and I can predict a person's future."
"Oh? So powerful? ”
"Really! Let's just talk about the chief, with good facial features, full heaven, and bright eyes, he must be a person who does great things. Bai Bingbing suddenly looked like a fortune-telling demi-immortal.
"Hahaha, scientists also learn to tell fortunes, anecdotes, what anecdotes." Leaving the sun continues to tease.
"If a man has the appearance of a chief, he generally has to hold great power, and if you look at Zhang Xiaoqi and Doctor Jiang, the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, and the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes, which one looks like a person in power?"
I want to laugh when I leave the sun.
Bai Bingbing continued: "Let's talk about women, with broad foreheads, raised eyebrows, and high noses, they are generally in power, and most of the female emperors, queen mothers, empresses, and dominatrix in history have this kind of appearance!" ”
MD! Isn't Zhen Huan what he looks like?
This Bai Bingbing, after going around for a long time, is it still the same topic, did Zhen Huan offend her, or did she really think that Zhen Huan would fight for power and profit in the future?
Forget it, just talk about it directly, otherwise it will be endless in the future!
"Expert Bai, what do you think Zhen Huan looks like?"
Bai Bingbing didn't turn around at all, "The forehead is broad, the eyebrows are raised, and the nose is high!" ”
"Do you think the queen will be in power in the future?"
"No one can say what will happen in the future, but it's just speculation." Bai Bingbing's words are somewhat in line with the spirit of science, otherwise she would have become a witch.
"Just her? Twisting his small waist all day long, pouting Yin Tao's mouth, and making two hehehe, can he still be in power? ”
"Wu Meiniang was also very cute when she was a girl." Bai Bingbing seems to have decided that Zhen Huan will seize power.
"What kind of logic is this!" Leaving the sun is speechless.
"Chief, I'm not a swedge sower, I'm just doing my duty, so let's make five prophecies now! If the prophecy comes true, beg the chief to pay more attention to this man, after all, migration is a common mission! ”
"Five prophecies? What prophecy? ”
"Yes, five prophecies, but I would like to ask the chief to promise not to leak them in advance, and not to artificially prevent the event from happening, except for the last prophecy."
"Okay, no problem, you can say it."
The lie has been told thousands of times before it becomes the truth, and Liri was a little nervous by Bai Bingbing.